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Sometimes, I fancy myself a druggy porn star. Seriously, when I am high, anything goes. My son was laid off work again. He had a decent job, but budget cuts made his company downsize and he was the last hired. He has some debts. One debt he cannot rob Paul to pay Peter either. He is a gambler and sometimes the ponies do not pay. He was okay with paying the bookie back with ridiculous interest, but he panicked when he lost his job. Miss a payment to his bookie and lose a kneecap. He came to me for help. I do not have the kind of money he needed, but I do have pussy and ass I can sell. Normally, I just trade my fuck holes for coke, but I have no pride. I do not want my son hurt, so I put an ad up on this discreet hookup site and had a few thousand dollars arranged the old-fashioned way. I demanded cash payments because Venmo and Paypal can be cancelled afterwards. If I was going to pimp myself out for cash instead of coke, I better not get screwed twice, LOL. I told my son to record me with the various men fucking so we could profit double off my tricks. Other men love to pay for live streams of women being lot lizard sex whores. I love the modern age. I can be my own pimp and arrange a date quickly with no street corner work. Sex always sells. I think now more than ever men want some strange and are willing to pay for it. I think I am going to have to sell my holes daily to get my son’s out of debt to Guido the killer bookie. No better reason to be a whore than your flesh and blood though.
This cum guzzling slut needed some jizz this morning. I went to the fridge for a morning cube of cum for my coffee and there was none left. Usually, I catch my low supply. Admittedly, I was drunk and high all weekend, but if I had known that I was that low, I would have saved the jizz from the weekend. I had a lot in me too because that is what I do on the weekends. I party and I fuck. I could have spit it out, pissed it out and shit it out to make some more cum cubes because there was that much cum in me. I made a few calls and sent a few texts, and I had my trailer full of men willing to help me out quickly. Black men, white men and brown men all came to my rescue with hard cocks and cum filled balls. I spent most of the morning blowing men and a few boys too. I had a few pitchers nearby to spit the fresh jizz into and when I filled it up, I poured it into the ice trays and put it in the freezer. I love cum that much. I guess word of mouth spread that there was an old broad giving away blowjobs and my trailer became a safety hazard. Not that I minded. The more the merrier for this trailer trash whore. This is Florida anyway, no one cares about a party. This was more a blow bang, but still exceeded the fire hazard capacity for my trailer. Some schoolboys came by too. Once they got off the bus, they saw the party and came to check things out. Old spunk, young spunk, spunk is spunk to me. I was just happy to replenish my stock. I am a cum whore. My morning coffee is not the same without a little cream.
This trashy milf crashed a holiday party last night. It was by accident. I was on the right side of the tracks because I was shopping. I drive an old beater car and it broke down. Fuck my life. My cell was dead too, so I could not call my son. I knocked on the first door I saw, and it was a party. A small one, but still a party. The boy that opened the door thought I was a guest and told me to come in and grab some wine. I am more of a beer drinker, but I do not turn down booze. He said everyone was out back. I was not interested in hanging out with a bunch of upper crust prudes. I wanted to party with the teen boy in front of me. I forgot all about my broke down car out front and asked him to show me his room. It was a typical boy room. Pictures of Ariana Grande and Camila Cabello on his wall. I thought he might think I was too old for him. I mean the law and his mama would think I was too old for him, but I was hoping he would see the fun in a much older woman. He was not picking up on my ques. I guess I am more use to trailer park boys. I took off my top and my boobs got his attention. I was in someone else’s house, molesting a teen boy I just met while his mother was out back. This was a huge risk, but worth it. I mean only a trailer trash whore would be this bold, right? He fondled my boobs as I stoked his cock. I took his virginity in his twin bed in his suburban bedroom with his mommy not far away. Of course, when I heard a woman calling his name up the stairs, I climbed out his bedroom window and hid in the bushes until I could get to my car. I had to walk home, but I think it was fate that I broke down where and when I did.
My son and I have a holiday tradition. I call it a white trash phone sex Christmas tradition. When I was married to his father, as a family we would open one small gift a piece the entire month of December, saving the big gifts for Christmas Day. It was me, my daughter, my son and my husband. One year when my son was just a horny teen, he decided to give me a sexy piece of lingerie. He got some lacy panties at the Dollar Store. We had been fucking on the side for years. He was more of a man than his Daddy. His dick was bigger. He knew how to use it, and he never had an issue getting it up. My husband was clueless that I was fucking our son. My husband saw that pair of underwear my son gave me and went into a rage. He called me a whore and his son all sorts of names. My son was pissed at the way his father treated me. He was a young teen, but he was done with his father. He told his father he was replaced as the man of the house. He pushed his father down on the floor, bent me over the dining room table and fucked me as his father watched. He instructed his Daddy to stroke his broke down dick and observe how a real man takes care of me. That was the night my husband left. It took my son cuckolding his daddy to get him out. My ex-husband will never admit this, but he was turned on. I think it was more to do with being cuckolded by his teen son than watching his trashy milf wife fuck their son. I think he was embarrassed to be aroused, and that is why he left and never came back. Good riddance. Every December, my son and I celebrate the day his daddy left by fucking on the dining room table. I put on those Dollar Store panties that started it all and we imagine we are cuckolding his daddy again. Sometimes, my daughter plays the part of daddy. For me, Christmas time is cause for much celebration, like the time I got rid of my ball and chain and made my boy the man of the house and owner of my pussy.
Every city has a trailer trash whore. In my city, I am that whore. The wild horny bitch who fucks anything that walks. Well, I was at least. I may have met my match in my own daughter. There is this stripper half my age who got married. She lives in my trailer park. She married a much older man and my neighbors had been in a gossip frenzy about her. I had been calling her Anna Nicole since I heard she was marrying this older dude with one foot in the grave. My daughter is friends with her, so she snagged me an invite to the wedding. A trailer park whore was marrying up. I wanted to be there because I knew it would be a freak show. A bunch of trailer park whores mingling with the wealthy elite. I would have crashed that wedding if I had not been invited. My daughter and I dressed like whores. I had on hot pants and a tube top. My daughter was in a wife beater and black miniskirt. We caused a few old biddies to stroke out. My daughter spiked the punch. She wanted to loosen up the old fogies who were watching the nuptials with scorn for my daughter’s friend. The bride was younger than the groom’s offspring. I am sure they saw her as a threat to their inheritance. Once the Spanish Fly kicked in the party came to life. The reception quickly became an orgy. My daughter fucked herself with a champagne bottle in front of the ring bearer. Everyone did body shots off her lean stomach. The wee ones at the reception ate cake out of my daughter’s cunt. Soon these other women there were following suit and we had a hardcore orgy porn instead of a wedding reception. I was high and drunk, but that is nothing new for me. My daughter brought the trailer park to the old rich folks’ wedding. I am sure it was the dirtiest things the silver spoon bunch had ever seen. I thought I was a dirty whore, but my daughter took that wedding further than I ever would have imagined. I am so proud to be her trashy milf mama.
Friday nights are for druggy phone sex. Truthfully, I get high every night, but Fridays I take myself down to the truck stop and party all night. I have not been to sleep yet. With the amount of coke in me, I will be up all weekend long. Holiday season means the truck stop is the place to be on the weekends. Truckers are hauling ass to make sure stores are stocked with electronics, games and toys. Add a worsening pandemic into the mix, and those same truckers are hauling the toilet paper that is flying off the shelves too. I was the only lot lizard sex whore down there last night too. That has never happened before. Not that there is ever any real competition. I may be old, but I have skills and a no limits attitude. The truckers at the Love’s always look for me. They know if they share their coke, I share my cunt and I share my ass. Why buy coke with money when I can trade it for pussy? Last night was a white truck stop. None of my usual brothers there, but I am an equal opportunity fucker. I share my pussy with anyone who shares their coke. Who would not want to share with me? Tony was a new trucker on the route, but he knew all about me. He came prepared too. He had a big bag of coke with the letter B written on it. He came right up to me and said my name. He recognized me from description. I went to his cab with him, got high and fucked him. He was a skinny guy. Tall and lanky but had a huge coke. It surprised me. Most skinny guys have pencil dicks, but not him. I was enjoying fucking him so much, that other truckers were banging on his cab begging him to share me. Eventually, I drained his balls dry. Took the cum all from him, so we turned his cab into the party cab. Other truckers came in and fucked me like the gangbang whore I am. I did lines off cocks. I did lines off assholes. I sucked dick. I rimmed assholes. And I took cum all night long.