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Getting What I Want

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I know I am hot as fuck.  There is no doubt about it.  I get a shit load of attention all of the time.  I love it!  There are times though that the person who I want doesn’t even give me a second glance and that pisses me off.  When that happens it just makes me want them that much more.  I will give you an example.

Yesterday I spent a good portion of the day having Thanksgiving with my friend.  There were a bunch of people there who I didn’t know, especially this one guy who was beyond hot.  Usually not my type at all, pure pretty boy and I like my men a bit more dirty.  He has a perfect smile, perfect hair, perfect body.  The all American boy next door type.  At first I had no intention of even paying any attention to him at all, but I still like to flirt.

I flirted with him and nothing.  No return flirting at all.  What. The. Fuck.  Now most women would just move on, but not me, now it turned into a challenge!  I wanted this guy simply because he didn’t want me.  A bit psycho I must admit, but hey, it is just how I am wired.  I changed the place cards on the table so I could sit next to him.  Just so you know, he wasn’t mean or dismissive or anything like that, he just didn’t seem interested in me.  That is what got to me.

The whole time we were eating I was talking to him, touching his arm, laughing at his super lame jokes.  This guy was a white bread as you could get.  After dinner we all went into different rooms, he went off with the other guys to watch football.  That even made it worse for me!  I wanted him to stay with me so we could go upstairs, or out to the garden shed together.  I sucked it up and went into watch the game.  There was no place to sit so I asked him if I could sit on his lap.

He said sure and smiled at me.  I made sure I wiggled around a lot to try and get that cock going.  It took awhile because he was really into the games, but finally I felt a little bit of hardness under my ass.  He kept adjusting the way he was sitting, he had me stand up a few times so he could move his position, but somehow I managed to maneuver my ass back over his cock. 

After more time spent making him crazy by the way I was moving around on his lap we finally were upstairs and he was fucking away.  He asked if he could put it in my ass, I told him of course.  To be honest, he wasn’t the best fuck in the world, I think I almost yawned at one point.  I managed to stifle it though.  He came, I pulled my dress back down, my pantyhose back up and went to leave.  He put his hand on my arm and went to kiss me, but I stopped him, he looked confused.  I said, “It was a fuck, not a relationship.”, and left the room.  I got what I wanted and that is really all that mattered.

Pissing Sex Whore

pissing sexCan I tell you a secret? I love pissing sex. Water sports is a secret fetish for me. My daughter too. She was over last night. My son was home too. They are with me for a few days for the holidays. We all three get high and drunk and that is a recipe for getting freaky. We were in the dining room last night doing shots of Tequila and lines of coke. My son got up to go pee and my daughter joked that he should pee in her mouth. I knew she was joking, but she does like pee games, so I told her to get on the floor. She always does what I say. I had my son piss in her mouth. Even I pissed in her mouth too. I sat on the edge of the chair and tilted my pelvis out and pissed all over her. Next thing I knew, my son and I were having a pissing party on my daughter. We crossed streams and everything. We got super kinky. When we started fucking, my son made sure to piss up my cunt as well as his sister’s pussy. It was messy as fuck, but hot. I love being a dirty piss whore. My daughter got the brunt of our piss, but I took my fair share too. A family that pisses together, stays together, right? I have so many family pissing sex stories.

Big dick suckers

Big dick suckerWorking in his office and masturbating is his favorite thing to do. He’s been walked in on before by the previous company he had employed to clean up his office but now he has a new slut of cleaning ladies that he gets to play with. They came in for their first shift and walked in on him stroking his thick cock. They are so surprised but know that they need to make a good first impression on their boss! As they start to deepthroat his cock they realize that they’re gonna need to clean up something else now instead! They get down on their knees and get skull fucked while they give him a tongue bath. It’s so cute that they beg for his fresh load of dick cream down their throats. They love going back and forth while they take turns sucking his cock as they both try to prove who the better big dick sucker is! There’s pre-cum everywhere and it’s a big ass mess! Thankfully these whores know exactly how to soak up a puddle of liquid like the pros that they are! They’re both such good cum eaters and definitely worked hard for those extra cash money tips from their boss!

Crack Whores And BBC Dealers

Gangbang whoreWhat do you get when you put two crack whores and two drug dealers with huge BBC together? It is a wild crazy smoking and fucking for hours blast. My niece a huge crack whore like me and neither of us had any crack or two nickels to rub between us. So I called one dealer and she called another and they both showed up. And us being the greedy whores we are we wanted the crack from both of them. All four of us got nice and high sucking and puffing down on that glass pipe. And then all four of us started fucking. We started out two by two but by the end of the night, it was all four of us in one big circle.

Trouble On A Road Trip

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I know you are fucking wondering where the hell I have been.  I managed to get myself into some trouble in some butt fuck no where town.  It was really stupid.  I wasn’t even doing anything, and I got nicked.  Sure I was going a little bit over the speed limit, but just by a tiny bit. Okay, so maybe 30 mph over the speed limit was a bit much, but I didn’t deserve to be taken to jail.  For fuck sake, call one cop a motherfucking shithead and have an old warrant and your ass is hauled off.

Oh, did I mention that I didn’t have any pants on? Yeah, I spilled coffee all over them so I stopped a little bit before I got pulled over and took them off because I didn’t want to drive in wet pants.  Makes perfect sense right? Yeah I thought so too.  I’m standing there waiting for someone to bring me some damn sweats, or hell even the jumpsuit, something.  I was being processed and still no fucking pants.

All the guys were looking at me like I was some sort of snack, then bingo.  Idea.  I mean if none of them were trying to hide the fact that they would like to fuck me, then maybe there were no cameras or they were dirty.  There were only four of them.  I got on the door and tried to look around for cameras and I didn’t see any.  I sat down and waited.

Finally, the door opened and they had my pants from my car.  They still looked a little wet but not as wet as before.  When the guard was giving me my jeans I touched his hand.  That is a huge no no, no touching.  He didn’t mind though, I gave him a little smile, he smiled back.  I sat down on the seat and spread my legs.  I asked him straight up, that if I were to fuck him and his buddies, or suck them off, would they let me go.

He turned around and closed the door.  Shit.  It didn’t work, at least that is what I thought.  These motherfuckers were rough!  Choking me, slapping my face, slapping my tits, fucking me in pussy and ass.  It was a great time, that is until they were done and I thought I was leaving, and that is when they thanked me for the good time but I had to earn my way out.  I was pissed.

This shit went on for three days.  They finally let me go with a warning.  I’m pretty fucking sure that was highly illegal, but the fact that I bribed them with my fuck holes was illegal too.  All in all it wasn’t really that bad, I mean I had plenty of dick, day and night, but it took me forever to get back home.

Waking Up To Dick In My Ass

Dirty phone sexI was sleeping naked I passed out last night after a 5 party drug orgy and when I woke up this morning there was a dick in my ass. What a wonderful way to wake up with a thick dick in my ass pumping away! I got right into the rhythm and was pushing my hips back on his dick. He was filling my asshole. And pounding so fucking hard I thought my ass was going to pop right out he was fucking me so hard. All of a sudden I felt his warm seed rush thru my ass. After he gave me his jizz he wiped his dick on my ass and just left. I do not even know who it was he was behind me the whole time. There was a nice piece of rock crack on my nightstand. My reputation for being a crack whore is well known.

Glory Hole Slut

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I could spend all day sucking cock and swallowing load after load of hot yummy cum. So naturally, one of my favorite hobbies is going to glory holes. There’s a few in my area that I like to hit up when I’m feeling especially nasty and craving some cock.

I went to one last night when I was feeling really horny and wanted to do something super nasty and freaky. I entered the stall and kneeled on the floor waiting for my first visitor. In no time, a huge veiny cock poke through the hole for me to suck. I went to work sucking on the yummy cock and taking it as far into my throat as I could go. When he came, he squirted it all in my mouth and I swirled it around in my mouth savoring the flavor before swallowing it all down. I sucked cock after cock and swallowed each load, I didn’t want a single drop to go to waste!

I was working on my tenth or eleventh dick of the night when I felt something poking me from behind. There was another hole on the other side of the bathroom stall behind me and a cock was poking through it! I didn’t want to stop sucking the one I already had, but I couldn’t just ignore this one, so I managed to maneuver my ass and pussy over to the other wall so that the second dick could fuck me. My pussy was soaking wet and the other cock had no problem finding a warm wet hole to fuck.

One after the other, cock appeared in either hole. While still sucking the ones in front of me, the ones behind me had the choice of my ass or pussy to fuck. I sucked and fucked at least thirty that might until I was completely full of cum on both ends.

Pissing all over cock is fun!

Pissing sex  Pissing sex turns you on just as much as it does me. When I was riding my client’s cock last week at the club. He told me he would double my pay if I pissed all over him with my sloppy soaked wet cunt. I was so surprised that a black cock, tall, dark and handsome wanted me to piss all over him like that. That’s one of the sexiest things you can ask me to do. I would piss all over anyone if they asked me. My body needed to release my urine anyway. So as I was bouncing up and down in his big black thick cock. I started to urinate my warm fluids all over him as he was coming. I couldn’t wait to clean my mess up and receive my pleasurable payment. You want me to give you the best piss mess I got you baby.

Retail Therapy

Anal cum dumpsterI am just like you that I have to go out and shop.  I have to buy groceries, pay my bills, pay my insurance, and go and buy clothing.  I can’t just have dick shoved in one of my holes every minute of the day.  I wish I could, believe me, but how would I explain that when I go to vote today? Having some guy behind me, me bent over, fucking in line waiting to cast my vote.  Might be a bit awkward, fun, but awkward none the less.

I was out shopping for some new jeans and panties.  I seem to go though a shit ton of panties for some reason.  Oh that’s right, I’m always sending them out to some of you.  Which means I go shopping for them more than your average whore.  I was in a little lingerie boutique and there was a guy working there.  I was very surprised because you hardly ever see a guy working in a lingerie store of any type.  I thought maybe he was gay, and no I am not gay bashing, I just assumed.

He came over to me and asked me if I needed any help.  I told him I didn’t, but I did ask him how he liked working here.  He laughed and said, “It’s my Sister’s place, I am just filling in for a little while so she could run to the bank.” That explains that.  I asked him if he was gay, he told me that I was the fifth woman to ask him that today.  We both laughed and he said no he wasn’t gay.

Well that just changed everything.  I changed my mind and told him that I actually did need some help.  I told him that my bras didn’t fit correctly and I needed to be measured.  He didn’t know what I was talking about. I volunteered to show him.  We went into a changing room, and I took my shirt off and my bra.  He just stood there, I told him that we would need a measuring tape.  He went to find one.

It took a little while but he came back with one.  I showed him how to measure a woman for a bra.  He was blushing like crazy, and his cock was getting a little hard.  I could see the bulge start up in his jeans in the mirror.  He went out and picked out some bras for me to try on.  I thanked him then told him that I needed to be measured for panties too.  He just looked at me.  He asked me if that was actually a thing, I told him no. 

He stood there for a few seconds then he figured out what I meant.  He came in and slid the curtain closed.  I pulled my pants and panties off then sat back on that very uncomfortable little seat.  I pulled my legs up so that he could see how wet my pussy was already.  He got down on his knees and started to tongue fuck me.  He was extremely good at it.  I heard the door open in the shop.  He had to leave the dressing room, I was so close to cumming too.  I heard him talking and the woman said she would come back later. 

He came back in and told me he locked the door and put the closed sign up, but we would have to hurry because his sister would be back any minute.  I took his cock out and sucked it to life, turned around and let him have at it.  He fucked me in my cunt for a bit, then without even asking plowed it into my tight ass.  He was big so it made me gasp, but it also made me cum. Then he came shortly after.

He left the room, I got dressed and purchased my stuff.  He asked if he could have my number because he would like to see me again.  I told him to give me his and I would contact him if I ever wanted to meet up again.  He smiled and gave me the digits.  I gave him a little kiss then left.  I got fucked and some really killer panties and bras, all in all it was a fantastic shopping trip.

Crack Cum And Dick

Freaky phone sex I got a quick fix of crack cum and dick. I woke up and didn’t have any crack to smoke I called the dealer two trailers down and he was over in minutes. Before I even got my fix he shoved his dick in my mouth fucking it like it was my cunt. Lol, guess he was getting paid first. I was gaging the harder he shoved his dick down my throat I wanted him to cum so I could get my rock sitting on the table. His balls were slapping off my chin and it seemed to be forever before he finally exploded in my mouth and on my face. He wiped his dick on my tit and walked out my door. I love being a trailer park whore.