Drunk sex porn is what I make every time I have a few beers. I can hold my coke better than I can my booze. Three drinks and I belong to anyone who will have me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t need liquid courage. I am a whore sober or drunk. I just like to get drunk. I was drunk before noon yesterday. I forgot that the trailer park handyman was coming to fix something in the house. He is not really my type. He is younger, which I like; but he is boring as fuck. Married right out of high school. Why the fuck would anyone get married young nowadays? Not like you must wait to have sex these days. Did I mention he is Mormon? It is ironic that a religious married man would work in a trailer park filled with dirty whores like me. I decided when he came over, to make him a project. He needs to come over to the trashy side. I answered the door naked. I have a smoking hot body for my age. His eyes bugged out, but he tried to conceal his arousal. This would be easier than I thought. I started flirting. I mentioned his big tool belt several times. I wasn’t subtle. I was drunk and horny. I just wanted him to hammer my pussy with his big hard tool. He rebuffed me a few times until I grabbed his cock. I was aggressive. I had him in a ball lock until he fell to his knees. That was when I spread my legs and pushed his face into my trashy milf cunt. Once he tasted me, I had him. He lapped at my pussy like a thirsty animal. He said his wife won’t engage in oral sex of any kind. Her lost. I gave him a blowjob. His first head ever. Can you believe that shit? I may go to hell for corrupting this young married Mormon man, but with the way he licks pussy, it is all worth it.
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Drunk Sex Porn
Drunk sex porn
I met up with a bunch of guys in a parking lot. They had a bunch of booze and I decided I wanted to have a good time hanging out with them. I opened up all my holes for them. They pumped their cocks into me while I guzzled drinks down my throat. I would even chaise the strong drinks with a wad of cum that I sucked out of a fat cock.
They took out their cameras and began to video tape me being a sick and twisted whore. I was fucking those cocks down my throat and in my ass and pussy while that camera taped me. I was going to take all their cum and their booze tonight. I crave to be such a naughty little walking fuck whole for fat cum filled men.
White Trash Phone Sex at the Homecoming Dance
White trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.
Pizza fuckboy
I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am. He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.
Cum Eating Little Bitch
The word is out and you and your friends found out about how much i love eating a bunch of dudes’ asses at the same time and just being a filthy slut in general. You texted me and ask if you guys could me over and I naturally was like, “duuuuuh!” and wow I was so stoked to see you bought a few more pals with you. All of you guys drop your pants and pull the cocks out for me. I take turns, sucking off each of you and spreading your cheeks apart to tongue fuck your assholes. Once it’s finally time to blow those loads, I get down on the ground just like this with my legs spread, tits help up and mouth wide open because I wanna eat every single drop of that jizz. All you guys jerking off at me, draining your balls into my mouth has me really worked up. Give me some pills and let’s go again, guys!!
Drunk fuck
I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.
I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.
This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.
….. Morning….
Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.