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Never Too Old for Hot Stripper Sex

hot stripper sexI am a little old for hot stripper sex, or am I? I was at the local strip club last night for Manic Monday. Cheapest beer in town, plus an amateur contest. I was just there for the beer and to pick up some young college boys. The cheep beer and $3 cover bring out the younger crowd. I knew the strippers would ignore the broke ass college boys, but since I didn’t want their money, I figured they would want some pussy. Old pussy is still pussy. I ended up partying with four frat boys in the club. They encouraged me to enter the amateur contest. I didn’t have much competition. Monday nights are slow in strip clubs once football is over. My frat boys were like my cheerleaders. I think they are the reason I won the $500 prize. They screamed so loud for me. I was happy to use my prize money to get us all a VIP room for an hour. This young stripper came with the room, but the boys wanted to see me dance instead. I suggested we both dance. She didn’t seem to mind that idea. She worked the pole better than me, but I drained those frat boys’ poles a few times each.  In the end, I was the best gal on the pole. That is because I am a trailer trash whore.

A Trashy MILF is Always Popular with Her Son’s Friends

trashy milfThis trashy milf can clean up when she must. I would love to wear hot pants and a tube top to school functions. One time I showed up looking like bad ass Sandy from Grease and I was sent home. Me. A mother of 4 students at the school was sent home by an angry mob of soccer moms. They were just jealous they couldn’t pull off the look. I was a little rough around the edges then. Not that I am not still; it is just now I know how to smooth my edges for the right occasion. I put on a sexy dress and went to my sons’ high school to piss off jealous soccer moms. The moment I made my fashionably late entrance, all eyes were on me. The jelly moms, the lustful dads and the horny boys all looked at me. That was what I wanted. Hell, even the teachers had their eyes glued to me. When a few of the schoolboys realized whose mom I was, they started befriending my sons. The boy with the hot mom is usually the most popular boy in school. I did my mom duty attending the boring PTA meeting. I told my sons to invite some of the boys over afterwards to go swimming. We have a small indoor pool. About an hour after we got home, schoolboys arrived ready to do cannon balls in our pool. I wanted to be a gangbang whore. While about 8 boys were goofing off in the pool, I was undressing to join them. They all gazed at my hot milf body as I got in the pool with them. I showed off my great lung capacity by blowing boys under the water. I ended up holding on to the ladder in a semi floating position while teen boys fucked me one after another. I drained teen balls and made my two older sons the most popular boys in school.

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You do such a good job at teaching the little brats how to lick on my mommy cunt properly.  That’s exactly what they need. An education on proper pussy licking. Before long I expect them to be connoisseurs of mommy cunt as well.

I don’t possess whatever that characteristic is that makes some mommies and grannies think that the little ones are not supposed to be their sex toys. Personally, I think that’s the whole reason that I pushed them out many years ago. Not only so they could be my sex toys but so that their offspring could be my sex toys. Not just my toys but the toys for whomever I so choose to share them with.

So, you teach them. Typically, I’m not in my right mind anyways. You know what the best kind of a drug addict is? An educated one. People for some reason assume that just because I get high that I must not be very smart. I’m a fucking genius. I figured out years ago that I could party as much as I want and fuck as much as I want and still survive and have a good time. I don’t do without anything. You may have a fancier car than I have but I guarantee you I probably orgasm more than you do. 🙂

I think after you get done teaching these brats how to eat me out properly, I’m gonna let my landlord come over for a little visit and pick which one of their little tight holes he wants to violate. Now tell me that isn’t genius? 

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Trashy Milf Madam

trashy milfYou know what is better than a trashy milf? Two of them. My friend Darla and I decided to wreck some havoc last night. She has a teen daughter. A teen virgin daughter. Hard to believe with a mother like Darla, a teen girl would still be a virgin. Her mom is as big of a whore as me. She is an ex-trophy wife who made it rich when her husband violated the prenuptial agreement, the one he assumed she would break. She was just a smarter cheater than he was. Anyway, she told me she wanted to find a lover for her daughter. An older man who would fuck her right. She came to the right woman because when you are the madam of a big brood of young sexy prostitutes, you know men dying to fuck young pussy. I had just the guy for her too. One of my husband’s clients pays top dollar for teen virgin pussy. I told Darla not only could I get her an older lover for her daughter, I could get her a big bag of cash too. Not that she needs the money, but honestly, who turns down money ever? Xander came over right away. Darla got her daughter ready. I dressed her in a baby doll nightgown. It was pink with matching bikini panties. She looked sweet and innocent, yet seductive too. I know Xander’s type. He took three of my daughters’ cherries. Xander likes to be watched by the mother. Darla and I had ringside seats to her daughter’s cherry popping ceremony. The girl cried even though Xander was gentle. It always hurts the first time. We played with our pussies watching a much older man fuck a teen girl for the first time. Afterwards, we cleaned up her cum filled cunt with our tongues. Every girl should lose her virginity with  her momma watching.

Baby it’s cold outside

live phone sexBaby it is cold as fuck outside so I am in here staying warm the best way I know how… by sucking and fucking all the dicks I can get! There have been men coming and going from my house all day long and I’m loving it cus it is keeping me all kinds of warm. I’ve had black dicks and white dicks and even a few hispanic dicks too and I love em all. Shit I had a few all at the same time today and I loved that most of all! What can I say? I just love being a slut, I love that feeling when every fuck hole is stuffed with cock to the point that I’m gaped wide open it just feels so fucking good! My door will be open all night long too I’m hoping to be fucking all day and all night tonight wanna join me?

Feeding Her My Sloppy Wet Pussy

sloppy wet pussyI was on a dirty incest call playing with my sloppy wet pussy when my youngest adopted daughter came into my bedroom. She is not in school yet, so she stays home with me. My pussy was full of cum this morning. I had some seed in me from the night before. I was hooking last night. Plus, my two oldest boys did me dirty before school this morning. I had to start my shift, so I decided I would shower later. I enjoy playing with my creampie pussy on calls. My youngest little charge loves the taste of cum and she doesn’t even know it yet. She is a creampie slut. Part of it is instinct, I think.  And of course, part of it is nurture.  We mix cum in her bottles and mix it into her food too. This morning was a first. I let her crawl between my legs and get a feeding. She stuck her tiny tongue in my cunt and slurped out some big creamy treats. There was a big mixture of cum in my cunt too. Part man seed part son cum. Didn’t mater to her. She licked me clean like a starving wild animal. I rubbed her bald little slit. She purred like a kitten. Daddy would have been so jealous. I bet you are jealous too.            

Trashy MILF Valentine

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, every boy wants to be you valentine. Not just your sons either. A few years ago, I fucked a young man for a sweet teen birthday. He is in college now and he looked me up on Facebook. A boy never forgets his first fuck. He told me that I ruined him for coeds. I have heard that before. My sons tell me that often. He wanted to take me out on a date. Normally, I don’t fuck former clients because I don’t fuck for free. Well, I don’t fuck former clients for free. I love fucking my sons and their friends. This boy had a big cock when I fucked him. He was still growing, so I had no doubt he was even bigger now. I debated it in my head. When you are a hot milf, younger guys get attached easily. Even when they are in their no strings attached phase of fucking, a milf pussy is addicting. We know things young girls don’t We do things young girls don’t. I went out with him. My husband teased me about having a date with a high school boy. He wasn’t that young anymore. He was young though. I over thought everything.  He just wanted to fuck me again. We had a nice dinner but dessert was what we both wanted. He had a hotel room for us. That was unnecessary. I would have fucked him in my car lol. Hell, I would have fucked him in the restaurant’s mens room. He wanted to give a trailer trash whore some romance, so I followed his lead. Not my style, but I was just there for his young foot long cock. Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I came home filled with cum and my offspring wanted to clean me up and hear all about my hot date.

He really stretched me out

live phone sexMy lover has a huge black dick and he loves to gape my poor little asshole wide open with it. I pretend like it hurts and act like I don’t like it but honestly? I really love being stretched out like that! I cum so fucking hard every time too I seriously can not get enough of it. He really surprised me last night tho, he showed up here with not one but TWO of his friends and they all had black dicks just as big if not bigger than his! I was a little scared that I wouldn’t be able to handle it but I had to try. I was more filled up than I had ever been before, I had a huge black dick filling every fuck hole and I was acting like a little whore begging for more. By the end I was all stretched out and filled with cum and I was so satisfied it was amazing!

I’m an Anal Sex Whore

anal sex whoreMy daughter is an anal sex whore because I am. I helped make her that way too. When she was little, I often put a finger in her bum and played a game I called in and out lol.  She is no longer as tight as she once was but I still play with her asshole. She was over last night. She needed some mommy time and honestly, I needed some of her hot young body. We shared a few lines of coke then I broke out our sex toys. She begged me to fuck her ass like I use too. I lubed up the black strap-on and slid it in her ass. I can’t really feel it but if I did it would have been amazing. She is so tight. She was making these hot grunting sounds. My pussy was dripping wet fucking her tight ass. She came so hard from hardcore anal sex. Few women can come from ass play, but both of us can. She used the strap-on on me next. She showed my ass no mercy. Good thing I was high. She went jack rabbit on my ass. Not complaining. I loved every moment of it. We spent the night getting high and fucking each other’s asses.

Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex gets my pussy wet. I love talking to P men who want to do bad things to my daughters. Recently, I picked up a fan of my sons. My husband doesn’t do boys, but I love a man who pays as much attention if not more to those cute little hairless cocks as he does those bald cunnies. Young boys need love too. Sure, I give my sons plenty of attention to make up for daddy giving his all to the girls. I decided to have some kinky fun with my youngest boy yesterday. He is open to anything. He trusts his mommy and he wants to please her. I tied him to my bed, naked in the spread-eagle position. My plan was to edge him. I wanted to see if I could make him last. I cock teased him with my mouth and my pussy. My hands too. I would get him right to the brink of cumming and stop. I repeated that for hours then I drained his built up balls the old-fashioned way. I stuck a finger up his ass and gave him a prostate draining. He came so hard. He loved it. I loved it. I licked all the cum up because he exploded like a volcano. Damn, I don’t think he has ever cum so hard for mommy before.