Category: Dirty phone sex

Welcome to Sex Education with your professor, Jamie

Freaky Phone SexIf it was up to me to make up the course structure, college would have a class for learning how to fuck. Because we all know that it’s just as important knowing how to drive. Good fucking takes practice, and some just don’t know where the clit is.

Like “Eating Pussy 101” should definitely be a freshman course. Same as “History of Sucking Dick”. I can’t believe how many people I’ve encountered that can’t do either of them. Like, what rock were you living under this entire time to think that the clit was inside my pussy hole? Or that the tip of the dick is the only thing you put in your mouth?

Cause good cunt eaters know to lap all of it up. Lick that little bean, such on them lips, stick that tongue inside that creamy center. Make that bitch squirm under your face as she bucks and moans with your mouth all over that whore muffin.

And the babes who want to learn how to suck on a meat stick? They need to learn how to roll the tongue around the tip of that thing. Get that bulb nice and plump before sliding that mushroom tip down to the back of your throat. Making sure to use pressure of the tongue to get action on the shaft.

Because foreplay is the most important part of the process. First impressions count. If you don’t know how to eat the love meats, then you will never learn how to have that fuck feast.

Druggy phone sex slut Quinn

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I just got in for the night so it’s time to go from working slut to druggy phone sex slut. Let’s talk about what a filthy, cum gutter whore I am and what you want me to do for you. I’ve been out all day meeting up with as many guys as possible so you already know my slut holes are gaped and creamed. I had to score my party supplies somehow and what better way than to trade something I already have? The best part about working the streets and then coming home to chat with horny pervs is how packed with jizz my pussy is! I’ll dip my fingers in my cummy cunt and then lick and suck them to taste it while I talk dirty to you. Let’s talk about how I went into a disgusting truck stop bathroom to let a few random guys that I met fuck me in a dirty shower stall. They had the shit I needed and I was freaky enough to suck them both hard and then let them double stuff my fuck holes so that they would hook me up. My gags were echoing in that bathroom so loud that everyone knew I was in there letting those guys fuck my mouth. I ended up with one cock in my ass and one in my whore cunt being bounced on both of them at the same time. You ready for your turn in my cum filled ass or cunt or would you rather tongue me clean before I take your dick?

Out the window, up to his balls…

 

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The hottest fucking thing I’ve ever done is having my pussy blown out by a big dick while hanging out a window. Let’s set the scene. Because this brilliant idea can only be concocted by some people who were high and drunk for that cross fade feeling.

So me and the dude of the day had been partying a bit, fucking each other here and there around the house. My guy just says “Hey, I hear people outside. Wanna give them a show?” and points to the window. We were up on the 7th floor of this condo, and it overlooked a courtyard which had a pool. And yes, I could hear the people he spoke of, as there was a pool party going on down below.

So, I opened the window, and was hanging myself outside of it to show off my titties to the people below. And when I tell you this fucker came behind me, lifted my leg in the air for easier access to my fuck hole, and just stuck his dick in my pussy And had his way with me right there.

Making my titties bounce back and forth with each thrust, and me moaning like a whore, the people below started to get interested. They were watching me get railed hard too. Cause he was stretching every edge of my cunt with that giant cock of his. Making that puss get wetter and wetter that harder he went.

Took only a minute or so before I started to cum. The crowd below started to applause the show they were getting. Which made me cum harder because I love being that exhibitionist.

As I was cumming, I started to blow my own load as I squirted all over his crotch. That then made his fuck bus unloading everyone off at the cunt station. I could feel it start to run down my leg as he continued to pump in and out.

We eventually fall back from the window onto the floor. Man got my legs shaking from holing that position. “Should make them pay for that.” is all I could say after a minute of catching my breath.

All he could do is laugh. Asshole made me give them a show for free.

 

Furry Friends Phone Sex Makes You Blow

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Furry friends  phone sex is a favorite of trans girls like me because sometimes, I just want to get off and I need a pet to take care of my cock. I’d love to have a dick dumpster around ever hour of every fucking day of the week. So when I start to stroke and Lucky comes sniffing around for food, I let him get on the couch. For some reason, he loves the scent on my hands when I jerk my cock so, I hold it out and he licks the head of it. It didn’t take me long to train him to suck the head. All I had to do was get a soft , silicone nipple from a friend who works at the zoo. I put it on my cock head to teach Lucky to suck. After a few days of that he totally got the hang of it. Since he’s still small it was easy. Now whenever I stroke , he comes to me and puts his mouth on my dick and starts licking and sucking me so good. Can you believe he even licks my cum if I do it in his mouth?!? Shit when I’m spurting and he’s licking my body shakes, but I had to take it further. I got a big jar of petroleum jelly and smeared a glob on my shecock. I wanted to slide in Lucky’s ass easily. I made sure his ass facing me and held his tail up. The head went in easier that I thought. He tried to wiggle away but I held his hind quarters as I slide my hard cock back and forth. Fuck, his hole was tight! I pushed in deeper and my eyes rolled into the back of my head as I pumped all my cum load in him. Shit! Now I know, Lucky is tighter than any ass I’ve ever had.

Cum Guzzling Slut Beverly Finds Cum Anywhere and Everywhere


cum guzzling slutA cum guzzling slut like me can get cum anywhere. Even at the doctor’s office. It was time for my yearly gynecological exam. Although I am post-menopausal, I still need to go once a year for a checkup. My gynecologist is a female. But apparently, she’s on maternity leave, and a new OBY/GYN joined her practice, so I saw him instead. For some women, they won’t see a male doctor. But I prefer men. I love them looking inside my cunt and even putting their hands deep inside me.

When he walked in, my pussy started to juice up. About my age, salt and pepper hair, buff and what my daughter would call a DILF. I just called him sexy as fuck. He would not need any lube to probe my sloppy wet pussy. I happily put my legs in the stirrups so he could see inside my barren womb. But I knew he could smell me. As he probed my insides, I instinctively began to play with my nipples forgetting my setting. Started acting like a whore at the doctor’s office.

This MILF Tramp Can Find Cum Anywhere

I apologized. However, I was not embarrassed. He told me it happens. And then I saw the huge tent in his scrubs and put my foot on the outline of his cock. Another instinctive whore moment. He told me I was incorrigible. And I told him he had not seen anything yet. I sat up, tugged his scrubs down and released that beast of a cock he had. Before he let me touch it, he put a chair under the door so no one would walk in. Smart and sexy. Plus hung like a horse. A triple threat.

I never met a cock I could not suck. And although he had a huge rare white snake, I swallowed every inch of him because I am big dick sucker. He came quickly in my mouth. But I knew he would last longer if not in a sterile exam room with 50 people nearby. When I left with a clean bill of health and cum in my belly, I paid my copay and asked to be moved to him as my permanent doctor.

The one that I call “Daddy”

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Having a Daddy for live phone sex is so gratifying to me. And I believe I have found that one who can fill those shoes rather nicely. Cause that cock is such a fun thing to think about riding.

I’ve started using a body wand for some clit stimulation, that way Daddy can control what speed it goes at. I let him too, as I like having that part of me controlled. May be a druggy bitch ass of a cunt, but I love it when someone tells me I can’t cum unless told to.

Grinding my hips on this wand is where we start. I’ll pull out my favorite dildo and start sucking on it for him to give him the image that that is his cock. He’ll start moaning a bit for me to get going. Then, this pussy of mine will just start getting wet.  That cunt juice covering the head of the vibrator as it slides back and forth across it.

He keeps giving me those sweet little moans in the ear piece, telling me when to turn the vibes up with a “Baby girl, go ahead and turn that up” I go up one speed and ride a little harder. I’ll put that dildo right into this tight ass puss of mine, and start riding both at this point, as I feel the dilly bottom me out a bit.

I cum a bit later on, hearing his voice fill with glee as he hears me say “Daddy, I’m cumming” I ride harder now, as I feel the spasms of my fuck hole spasm and clench. He laughs in satisfaction of course, as he loves hearing his little cock whore cum first.

He makes me turn the vibrator up one more time, and ride harder. I keep moaning that slut moan, and I hear him speeding up as well. I cum again, this time squirting everywhere.  And I’ll keep cumming till he’s finished spilling his load everywhere.

I do love playing with Daddy. Just have to remember to put the towel down.

 

Dirty Phone Sex Fun with a Trashy Mama is The Most Fun a Teen Boy Can Have

dirty phone sexIf you want dirty phone sex, you need a dirty trailer park slut. Not a vanilla bone in my body. Although the temps have dropped in Florida, it is still warmer here than in the rest of the world. My area is slowly bouncing back from hurricane Milton. However, schools are still out due to power issues and bus damage. So, I have been entertaining the schoolboys while they are on hiatus from school.

I went to the pool area yesterday to scout out some teen boys. It could be 60 degrees out, but teen boys will still hang at the pool. Although I found a few usual suspects, I discovered some new meat too. I may be in my late 50s, but nothing stops this trashy milf from seducing the younger generation. Teen boys will always love older women. Honestly, a teenage boy will fuck anyone.

Young Teen Boys Will Always Fuck a Trashy Mama

So, I invited all four boys back to my trailer for some fun. How could I just take one boy back. There’s enough of me to go around. Plus, the only one who can out fuck a horny cougar would be a teen boy. I let them drink a beer before I pulled out their cocks. All about the same size which pleased me. Often someone falls way shorter than the other. But not today. Although I wanted to put them all in my mouth at once, I knew I could not handle that unless I wanted to rearrange my teeth.

But I could take two at a time. Young bucks feel so horny they never mind their dicks touching. After I had every cock officially rock hard, I went into gangbang whore mode. Let two cocks take my cunt and the other two boys took my ass and my mouth. Did not last long, but it felt amazing. Afterwards, I learned they can go back to school on Monday. And that made me sad. I’ve been having so much dirty daytime fun with the trailer park boys. But I guess that means I can have more fun with you.

Phone sex sluts have no shame and love to experiment!

Phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts have no shame and love to experiment! So first let’s talk about sex toys on poles meant for a bitch to Pogo herself on. I don’t just fuck myself with these but have found that my son lives when I demonstrate how to ride with style. And now he is teaching his little sisters how to bounce on sex Pogo sticks too! But as much as I protest, they keep on being dirty incest fuckers and my son pushing the girls into more and more filthy shit! 

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Mommy gets into her own nasty sex all on her own. But I must admit, my daddy and big brother helped turn me into a coke slut! So I really just step back and show my babes how it’s done. I drag the mutt, One of my regulars, likes to see me fuck out in the living room. Furry friends phone sex with a mutt fucking nasty mommy begins now!  Didn’t see that cumming now, did you? 

I tell my offspring to watch what mommy does now! First, Mommy gets down on all fours, naked as can be. My guy commands his big hairy mutt to get on top of me. I reach back and guide that red rocket in my pussy. The mutts claws dig deep in my shoulders, (we forgot the socks or oven mitts.)

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Oh, no worries, my girls grab what we need and pet the K9 as they cover claws for mommy. That is right, he is a good boy, he is fucking mommy. Go around back and see! Watch as that knot stretches me out and mommy moans so loud! Lick his balls, girls and help him hump mommy. The furry friend fucking isn’t going to stop with a trashy milf. My brats better line up for their turn! Tell your mutt I said hii!!!

Bbc Phone Sex Slut Deanna Takes That Big Black

I love nothing more than the feeling of a bbc phone sex with abbc phone sex big, thick black cock sliding past my lips and down my throat. The moment I see it in front of me, rock hard and ready to go, I can’t help but salivate at the thought of tasting every inch. My tongue darts out to lap up the precum already beading on the tip before wrapping around it hungrily as if trying to pull him deeper inside without even needing permission first – he knows exactly what this means so grabs hold tight behind my head pushing further into mouth until hitting back wall then holding there just long enough for me catch breath again before pulling almost all way out only leave swollen head resting against wet lips waiting next thrust forward . Over & over he fucks face using me like personal fucktoy not caring about anything else except getting off which turns both us on immensely seeing how much pleasure gives him makes want serve better each time round.

Once fully warmed up ,he flips onto back ordering spread legs wide open allowing easy access between them where his huge member awaits entrance eagerly twitching with anticipation while leaking pre-cum steadily onto flat stomach below . With one swift motion ,he rams entire length deep inside balls slapping loudly against ass cheeks filling completely stretching walls beyond limits never experienced previously yet somehow still craving more despite slight burning sensation mixed intense pleasure coursing through body from being taken so roughly by such large manhood claiming ownership over most intimate parts now belonging solely him alone forevermore…

Nasty phonesex with a dirty whore

nasty phonesexI was too fucked up to remember how but a nasty phonesex call I took last night somehow turned into a really kinky situation. All I can piece together, from what little I remember, is that I went from talking on the phone and fucking myself with a big, fat dildo to being on my hands and knees in some creepy basement. I was too fucked up to even care how I got there. All I knew is that my pussy was getting reamed by a fuck machine and I had the controls in my hand. When I noticed that, I turned the speed all the way up and let it continue to beat the fuck out of my hot, wet cunt. I didn’t even know who’s basement I was in but I didn’t care. That fat fuck toy pounding in and out of my pussy had me cumming over and over again. I was kneeling in a puddle of my own cunt juices and wishing that I could turn that machine’s speed up even higher! I started cumming again and right as I closed my eyes and opened my mouth to moan, I had a dick to the back of my throat, gagging me. I didn’t even open my eyes to see who it was. I was about to cum again so I just relaxed my jaw and let him fuck my slut face. My pussy was squirting and juices ran down both of my thighs as he was filling my throat with his warm, gooey jizz. I passed out again before I could even catch his name and woke up at some filthy hotel downtown. I wish I could remember more about who I was partying with because I can’t stop thinking about the way that fuck machine felt or how much it made me cum!