I am such a trashy milf. I picked up a coed last night. Technically, I picked her up, but she made the first move. She was drunk and hopped in my Uber ride by mistake. The driver was trying to tell her she had to wait because this Uber was occupied. She was drunk and sort of obnoxious about it. I told the driver it was fine. We could take her where she needed to go, and it could be put on my bill. He was like it doesn’t work that way. When I pulled out a $50, he shut the fuck up. The girl said her name was Brandy. It might have been Sandy, not sure because she was slurring. She reminded me of my daughter. She started finger banging my cunt. She was the aggressor, so I went with it. I pushed her head between my legs and had her lick my sloppy wet pussy. She started slurping on my cunt like a lesbo sorority girl. I was grinding her face in my twat so hard I almost choked her. The Uber driver was getting another tip because he was watching in the rear view mirror and stroking his cock. I was loving this drunk sorority girl’s cunt licking skills. I came on her face, then we flipped positions because I wanted to eat her young bald pussy. She kept calling me mom, which made the entire encounter fucking hotter. I guess it was my lucky night because a hot drunk coed walked right into my Uber ride. Pretty sure, the Uber driver was saying the same thing. He got a $50 tip, got paid for the ride and got to watch a drunk girl fucking a dirty old whore. My guess is his Prius smells like pussy and his cock is still hard.
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Trashy MILF Uber Ride
Trashy MILF
This trashy milf was minding her own business this morning. I was not looking for trouble, but trouble found me. There was a knock at my door. When I answered it, I was in a t-shirt and panties. Usually, when someone is at my door, they are there to get high or fuck, but usually both. It was a young boy, but he was selling something for the Boy Scouts. I saw fresh meet. I saw a cute boy who could use the tutelage of an old cougar. I pulled him inside under the premise that I needed to get my wallet. I came back naked and watched him pop a woody in his uniform. “Ever seen a naked woman, son,” I inquired? He was speechless. I walked over to him, pulled his dick out and gave him his first blowjob. That lead to his first pussy. My sloppy wet pussy was happy to welcome his cock inside her. He had no clue what he was doing, but I taught him. He didn’t last long, but it was his first time. I bought some of his nuts after I busted his nuts for the first time. I told him to come back every day because he has a lot to learn still.
Druggy Phone Sex
Druggy phone sex whores have the best stories. I think coke or what ever your drug of choice is frees the mind. It is important to have an open mind when it comes to sex. I did some blow with a friend of mine last night. I was over in her trailer because she has a broken leg. She is a stripper and fell off the stage. I know, right? Ouch. Anyway, I brought her the best pain medicine around-cocaine. Her son is staying with her a week while she recovers. He is 18. He is in college, but he is on Spring break. It was perfect timing. We got high and well, she was feeling good and I was feeling her son. I was literally feeling her son. I had his cock out and I was stroking it. When she realized what I was doing, she was in shock. She is a stripper and a druggy whore; I don’t get why she doesn’t fuck her son. He is handsome and his cock is a decent size. He is no big black cock, but my guess was he had an ample 7-inches. I slobbered all over his cock as I grabbed my friend’s hand and put it on her son’s dick. I told her to lighten up. I mean he is legal age. She sells her pussy for money. She strips for strangers. She does lines of coke. Why not fuck your son too? I am a taboo phonesex freak, so you know I encouraged her to fuck her boy. It worked. I don’t know if it was the coke, the pain meds or seeing me love on her son’s cock, but I got her to fuck him. And, now I don’t know who is happier, her son or her. I just love bringing mommies and sons together.
Hard Tranny Cock Blonde Fucking
He wanted a fucking blonde fucking tranny for his kinks last night and I was down with that. I met up with this “John” and was amazed and getting hard for the size of this big drink of chocolate. I seriously was not expecting someone so fucking hung hooking up w/ me like this, and he paid 100 bucks over my price and requested me to suck his big black cock like the cocksucking whore I am. Let me stress though, I am Not of a submissive nature, at all. I am dominant and a complete control freak, but I was so ready to gobble that black pole down and slurping out every last drop of cum from those big heavy balls. I was really anticipating that big dick in my ass but I get to serve mine up first. Fucking that ass and yanking on that BBC as I fucked his black ass was one fuck of a good time. When it came to my turn to get that cock of his, I was ready for that ass pounding and loved every stretching second of it.
Trailer Trash Whore Then and Now
Being a trailer trash whore pays the bills. Trust me, I have been whoring myself one way or another since I was a wee girl. I helped my whore mommy pay the bills. Johns paid more for my young slit than her old pussy. Nowadays, I don’t make as much as I once did, but I get free coke and that saves me a ton of money. I can pay the bills because I trade sexual favors for white powder. Normally, I go down to the truck stop and have sex with the black truckers. They have the biggest dicks and the best coke. Last night, however, none of my regular playmates were around for some hot lot lizard sex. I was starting to head home, when a guy made me a proposition. He reeked of police. He was a nerdy white guy out of his ball park, and he didn’t know the lingo. He was a cop, but off duty. He just wanted his dick sucked. No way I was getting coke off a cop, likely not money either. I just blew him. I figured I would have a get out of jail free card if I swallowed his cum. Turns out the cop had a nice cock, a lot of great confiscated coke and a wad of cash. Clearly, he was not a good cop. That was fine by me. I much prefer to party with bad boys.
My Phone Sex Line
I may look like an innocent little cheerleader, but just like you can’t read a book by its cover. You can’t judge me by my looks, I give new meaning to the word teen whore. All of us cheerleaders have to raise money for a cheer competition and I am not about to be out done. I know exactly how to get sponsors. I start hitting up the mom and pop stores in town. Hoping to find pop all alone, but even if it were mom I wouldn’t be opposed to licking her juicy cunt if it will get me what I want. The minute I walked into your dry cleaning store and saw the way you were undressing me with your eyes. I knew I would have no problem getting you to sponsor my team. You were an older grey haired gentleman and I could tell that it had been a while since anyone had flirted with you. Oh, I didn’t plan on just flirting with you though. No, I planned on sucking the warm creamy cum out of your hard throbbing cock. You ask me if you could help me and I told you that I was looking for sponsors. But before you could say no, I told you that I wanted you to look at our brochure. I walked over and flipped it open. While you started to look at it, I reached down and unzipped your pants. My what a big hard cock you have. Is there anyway I could persuade you? As I fell to my knees and wrapped my baby soft lips around the head of your cock. I started stroking the shaft of your cock while my mouth was sucking your fat mushroom head. But when I slid my fully pouty lips all the way down the shaft of your cock, your cock blew its load of hot jizz. And just like that you had been persuaded!














