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Trashy MILF Bender

trashy milfThis trashy MILF is still hung over from New Year’s Eve. We had a family bender. Up almost 48hours fucking and doing lines. The more coke we did, the more we wanted to fuck. The more we fucked, the more coke we did. I don’t remember much about yesterday as I finally crashed. I woke up this morning with my daughter between my legs licking my pussy which had so much cum in it still. I mean no one showered during our bender. We were too busy fucking. Needless to say, my pussy was ripe. Good thing my daughter is a creampie slut. She doesn’t care if its three day old cum in my pussy, she will lick out all that creamy goodness from her momma’s pussy. We played around with each other for a while, before we took a shower together. I love mommy and daughter time. I know my girls sometimes feel neglected when I am in party mode because I am focused on getting fucked. I love one on one time with my girls, because as great as my sons fuck me, no one eats mommy’s pussy like my daughters. I am all clean and fresh, but my husband just brought me some more blow. I won’t stay clean long.

Trashy MILF at the Mall

trashy milfAs a trashy MILF, I am fond of trashy clothes. My husband got me a gift card to Frederick’s of Hollywood for Christmas. This morning, I took my girls with me shopping. I got some looks taking such young girls into a trashy lingerie store, but I don’t care about looks. I had my girls help me try on several sexy outfits. I even picked out a few for them to try on too. This wasn’t like Pretty Woman on Rodeo Dr. It was more like dirty milf at the mall. My little girls are such slutkins. They love wearing dirty little numbers to entice daddy and his clients. Young sexy prostitutes need sexy clothes to wear while working. We had so much fun in the dressing room. I got turned on seeing such young girls in hooker attire. I bet your dick would have been at attention too. Babydoll nightgowns, crotchless panties, fishnet stockings, sheer bodysuits and gaudy stockings and garter belts were all tried on and modeled for me by my sweet tender girls. For most girls, dressing like whores would be like cosplay or something. Not for my little sluts. For them, it is work clothes. These sweet angels work their little asses off to help make money for this family. I am so proud of them that I bought them all several trashy outfits for the new year.  Afterwards, I took them to Chuck E Cheese for lunch. It was a girl’s day, followed by some mommy daughter pussy licking. No boys were allowed, but that was this morning. They are ready to play with you now.

A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?

My Sloppy Wet Pussy Got Pierced

sloppy wet pussyI like showing off my sloppy wet pussy. I got my clit pierced last night. My husband gave me a diamond pussy ring, so I immediately went out and got it pierced. All my fuck trophies wanted to see it when I came home. They all agreed that it just made mommy’s pussy even prettier.  We decorated the Christmas tree then as a family we decorated my body. The boys, my husband included, stood around me and sprayed me with their cum. Even the gardener and his son joined in on the reindeer games. I love a good circle jerk. So, do my daughters. Not only am I a cum dumpster, but so are my girls. Once I was drenched in cum by the male members of the family, my daughters showed themselves as true creampie sluts by licking up all the chunky loads of sperm that coated my body. There were several globs of male goo on my pussy, but my girls spitted shinned my pussy jewel so it gleamed again. Their eager tongues worked their magic on mommy’s swollen clit too. I loved being pierced, but it did swell my clit. My girls gave me the TLC I needed, however. After mommy was showered with attention, it became a family fuck fest under the Christmas tree. Nothing spreads holiday spirit like the boy cocks in my family!

Trashy MILF at the Mall

trashy milfA trashy milf loves shopping; at least this one does. I had a day to myself yesterday. All my offspring were in school and my husband was out of town. I decided to do some holiday shopping with my hubby’s credit cards. I did buy Christmas gifts for my family, but I ducked into Victoria’s Secret for something sexy for myself. The lady helping me in the dressing room was stunning. A tall exotic beauty, most likely early 20s. She fitted me for a bra, so I got to feel her hands cupping my breasts. I won’t deny that she made me wet. When she started to leave the dressing room, I shut the door and kissed her. My hand went up her thigh and found her slippery wet hole. She was just as wet as I was, and I knew that was all for me. I went down on her sloppy wet pussy and licked her to a mind blowing orgasm. She squirted her young juice all over my face. Yummy. She was in for a special treat. I always carry a dildo in my purse. You never know when you might need to masturbate. I started fucking her shaved twat with my little friend. Her long legs braced the wall as I was in between her legs getting drenched by her juices. This hot slut was juicy like a Georgia peach. She wasn’t quiet with her moaning and I think anyone within a mile could hear her wet cunt. When she collapsed, I licked all the excess juice off her thighs and my dildo. I gave her my cell number and checked out. She had that freshly fucked look. I smelled her cunt on me the rest of the day. Needless to say, when my brats came home, I pounced on them. I was so hot and bothered from my dressing room liaison.

Anal Sex Whore

anal sex whoreI love being an anal sex whore. I am the stereotypical white trophy wife in California with a Hispanic gardener. The difference between me and the Housewives of Beverly Hills is that my husband knows I am a slut. He loves that I get high and turn into a complete whore. With these devastating wildfires, I have been getting fucked up more than usual. As I was doing a line of coke off a mirror, I looked out my window and saw my gardener with his teen son. I started thinking how hot it would be to have them both at the same time. I do my husband and one of my sons all the time. It is good father and son bonding time to share a woman together. I invited them upstairs. The father doesn’t speak much English, but the son is fluent because he goes to public school. When I unzipped daddy’s pants and started sucking his big brown dick, he understood what I was trying to tell him. I was on my sofa in the sitting area of my bedroom sucking daddy’s dick as he stood behind the couch. I told his son to fuck my ass. Young boys love a nice ass, especially a trashy milf ass. His young hard brown dick was so far up my ass, he pushed me down deeper on his daddy’s cock. Daddy was speaking in Spanish in between the moaning. The son was just moaning and telling me how tight my ass felt on his dick. When they started speaking Spanish to each other, it turned me on further. I loved that they were talking dirty to each other about me. I don’t know what they said, but when they each busted a large load of cum inside me, I knew they were satisfied. I need to find new gardeners, because these two are going to be my daytime lovers until I get bored.

Dirty Phone Sex with a Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex girls have the best experiences. I have done all the taboo things your wife won’t even consider. That is why women like me do so well in this kind of business. I guess you could consider me a phone sex wife. I am the ultimate taboo fantasy, because I encourage incest. I also encourage and support any and all kinds of kinky fetishes. In my home, we each have our own kink. It is no secret that I enjoy boy cock, coke and being watched. I am also a cum whore. My husband had a holiday party this weekend for some business associates.  I was happy to be the naughty hostess. I wanted something special from each man there. I wanted them to cum in a pitcher. I wasn’t suggesting that they jack off in the pitcher. That would be rude. I am a good host. I blew them and gave out hand jobs like they were candy. I told our guests that I needed jizz for the family eggnog. I don’t use eggs in our special holiday drink. When the men learned that my young daughters would be drinking their sperm, many donated twice. I am a cum dumpster, raising a family of cum dumpsters. Milk does a body good, especially man milk. Want to feed my slutlkins some of your milk?

Family Furry Friends Phone Sex

furry friends phone sex

Furry friends phone sex? We just got a new addition to our family. He has four legs, came from the pound and has not yet been fixed. He has been humping everyone’s legs. He is worse than a teen boy. He is set to be neutered next week. My daughters begged for a pet for Christmas. We all were ready for a new addition. As a family we went o the pound to save one from death row, we saw this face and fell in love. The face we fell in love with, however, was in the girl’s section, but turned out to be a boy placed on the wrong side. We knew he had to be a horny devil in with all those girls for a few days. This morning, I was woken up by moaning sounds from my middle daughter’s room. My husband was not in bed with me, so I thought perhaps he was getting some baby girl pussy to take care of his morning wood. I was shocked but aroused to see our daughter on all fours of her bedroom getting fucked by our newest family member. My husband had heard the noise too and got up to see what was going on. He had his dick out and was stroking his morning wood to some furry friend action. Soon the entire family was watching as my daughter was being a nasty freak on her pink shag rug with our four legged family member. He nutted inside of her, but he was clearly still horny. Maybe he found the right home. Lots of insatiable girls in this household. We all took a turn with our new best friend while the men enjoyed watching. We are rethinking having him neutered. I think everyone in this family, wants our newest addition horny all the time.

Trashy MILF Loves Being a Whore for Boys

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy.  My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting  milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.