Freaky phone sex stories are the best to share. Freaky is in the eye of the beholder of course. I mean what is freaky to you might be regular sexual escapades for me. I know I love hardcore anal and lots of cum as in bukkae cum, but some of my female friends would never engage in either. One of the freaky things I like to do is fuck my pussy and ass with crosses. I am a blasphemous bitch I guess. I never was in a church as a little girl. I was a prisoner of my parent’s trailer; a sex slave until my husband rescued me. Now he didn’t rescue me for religious reasons. I wasn’t saved for God. He wanted a kinky wife who would birth him brats to fuck and pimp out. I was saved to be a trashy MILF! But, he did take me to church on occasion because he said it was good for his reputation as a legitimate business man to be seen at church on occasion. The first time he took me, I was high as a kite. My coke was laced with PCP, so I was extra freaky. I grabbed one of the crosses off the wall and fucked myself with it. Now, I didn’t do it in front of the congregation. I didn’t jeopardize my husband’s wheeling and dealing. I did, however, do it in front of some little ones in a Sunday school room. I gave them a lesson on how Mary was a whore. You should have seen their faces! Little ones need those kinds of eye opening, honest lessons. Don’t you agree? Every now and again, I make a church appearance to fuck my cunt with a cross, but I do it at home regularly in front of my own brood. They love the fact that their momma is a nasty freak. What is freaky to you? Maybe you can teach me about a new freaky fetish?
I have this crack whore anal slut friend. She is addicted to anal sex as much as crack. She is not the typical crack addict either. She is quite stunning. Tall, exotic with a body of a model. She has yet to birth any brats, which is hard to imagine with as much fucking as she has done. She says it’s because guys only cum in her ass. She asked me for some help recently. Not a loan or helping with a move or any of the typical things friends ask friends to do. She wanted help preparing for an ass sex porn. She is getting paid a large sum to take 100 black guys in her ass for a local porn director. I was impressed she would take that on. Besides ending up an anal cum dumpster, she would likely have her shit box ruined. I never say no to a friend, however, so I got out the biggest dildos I owned to help my friend be a better anal whore. I already devised a plan for her. The shoot is in a week, so we will be daily fucking for hours with huge dildos, including my big black kong so that her ass is conditioned properly to handle cocks 8 inches and bigger. In addition, the day before, I will administer an enema so her shitter is clean. My husband has a friend who is big time porn producer, he informed us that all the porn stars do a Fleet enema before an anal gang bang. I want my bestie to be the best anal porn whore she can be. So for day one of preparations, I fucked her with 8 different dildos. I had her on all fours with her hot ass in the air so I could go back and forth between toys. After a couple hours, I wanted some fun too so we used a double sided dildo so I could be an anal sex whore too.
Live phone sex is just that. Live, which means anything goes. You will likely hear me doing lines of cocaine. You most definitely will hear my wet pussy because I love to play with it when on calls. I play with my ass too. You may hear me pee if on a really long call or if you request such a thing. You may hear a furry beast or two also. I promise you though, you won’t hear me filing my nails or yawning because I love being a dirty whore. I was meant for the sex industry. My life has been sex since I remember. I am your partner in phone sex. We can get high together. We can role play together. We can share dirty experiences together. We can even explore fetishes together. Just the other day I got so drunk on a forced intoxication call with a regular, I got sick. That’s what he was wanting. I will admit that I do not enjoying puking, but I love dirty phone sex so much, I will go the extra mile to give my caller what they want whether it be listening to me puke, piss, shit, do coke, play with man’s best friend or my brats. I am usually high enough to push all the envelopes!
My phone sex line is for dirty talkers. Guys who like non vanilla things. Let me tell you I was wicked busy on Valentine’s Day with no vanilla guys too. So busy, that I worked twice as many hours as I normally do, which meant my little ones were feeling neglected. So, what does a dirty whore mommy do? She sticks Hersey’s Kisses up her warm wet twat so her brats can eat some candy while she entertains the perverts. I use that term with love. No one is a bigger pervert than me. I had several really long calls yesterday. Like calls that went over a couple hours. It was fine while my brood was in school, but when they got home, they wanted to play with mommy. Once they heard me, however, talking dirty on the phone about them, they wanted to hang with me while I worked. They know to be quite while I am on a call. But they were having a hard time being good while I told a caller all about my life as a trailer trash whore for hire and about the slut parties we have for my little ones and some of daddy’s wealthy special clients. I was doing lines of coke with my callers all day yesterday because it makes me even more fucking taboo than I already am. I know that is hard to believe, because I am not one for limits of any kind. At one point, my son was fucking my ass while my daughter licked melted chocolate out of my wet mommy pussy. I was making gasps and moans so my caller busted me. He was not at all pissed off. In fact he thought it was hot that I was playing with my offspring while we were partying and talking about my whore life. It is called live phone sex for a reason! Anything can happen.
I’m such a trashy MILF. My oldest girl is having some school issues. I told her to flirt with her teachers. She is a hot teen slut. What male teacher doesn’t enjoy some Lolita sex? I told her to not wear panties to her English class and sit in the front row. I was betting her grades would improve. They didn’t. In fact I got called to a parent teacher conference with her English teacher. I dislike being on school grounds. I am not classy enough to act like a good concerned parent. I was never even in a public school until I started birthing brats. I got my GED. I wanted to home school my brood but I didn’t pass the home school teacher exam, so now I have to deal with teachers who don’t like jail bait pussy. I went to see her teacher. I was surprised at how young he appeared. We got to talking and it wasn’t just that he looked young, he was young. First year teacher. That explained a lot. Maybe I was more his type, I wondered. I dropped something accidentally on purpose. As I bent over to pick it up, my hot ass was in his face. Before I was even standing back up, I felt his hands grab my thighs as he pulled me into his face. He was sniffing my ass. Dirty boy. I knew how to get my daughter a passing grade in English. I ordered him to sit in his chair. I bent over his desk, hiked my skirt up and exposed my taint to him. He became a bowl of Jell-O, all weak in the knees. What a good brown noser the teacher was for a student’s hot mom. I let him fuck me in the ass. I even licked his shit stick clean for some added fun. I left his classroom an anal cum dumpster. All worth it to make sure my daughter graduates. Some guys like young girls, but some like a dirty old broad.
I have always been an anal sex whore. In fact, when I was nothing more than a cash cow for my parents, I lost my ass cherry first. Men love jailbait pussy, but they love jailbait ass even more. Anal sex has always held the allure of the taboo; just like fucking really young girls. Anything taboo brings in money. One of my husband’s extremely wealthy clients has an ass fetish. He doesn’t want to fuck pussy at all. I don’t think he is gay or even bisexual, I just think he is a taboo junkie. He is a shit guy too, so that is part of the lure. Every time he pays to fuck my ass, it is followed by one of my daughter’s cleaning her momma’s shit off his dick. My girls don’t like being shit eaters, but money is money honey. And the filthier the fuck, the more the bucks. Well this same guy told my husband he wanted an anal sex party with me and all my girls tonight’s, even the youngest one who still has an untouched pretty puckered rosebud. I need to prepare her with some anal training. I let her use the dildo on my ass first so she could see how it all works. She is the only anal virgin left in the house. She asked me if she would poop. I explained that even if she takes a shit beforehand, she will still likely have to crap after a 10 inch cock is up her tiny tight asshole. I told her dirty sex is hot. Some guys like messy sex whether it be shit, piss or period blood. Do you like messy sex? I have my girl’s ass primed pretty well for tonight’s party. I refuse to give her an enema though. The messier it is, the hotter it will be for us all.
I’m such a dirty phone sex whore. How dirty? I gave my little ones a gang bang show this morning. We went to church like a good family. The real reason I go to church is the little boys in Sunday school. I teach a class every Sunday in the basement of the church while the adults are having their sermon. But I am not teaching them scripture. I am teaching them life skills, like how to fuck. Cumming helps young boys more than Bible verses any day. My daughters came to the basement with me today so we could have some Sunday gang bang fun. We all stripped. Those Sunday school boys are always happy to see me, but today they were extra happy because my young daughters were in tow. It was a good anatomy lesson for the boys too. It is important that they can see the difference between a woman’s body and a little girl’s body. I have fur on my pussy, curves and round breasts. My daughters have bald slits, lean bodies and bee sting boobs. My daughter’s helped me blow those cocks so we had a good circle jerk going on. I stood in the middle of the room with my daughters and told the boys to take aim and fire. All three of us got doused in boy batter while their parents and my husband were in the rectory praising God. I was praising cum. Hot sticky cum. The parents of the boys in my Sunday school thanked me for taking time on Super Bowl Sunday to teach their sons God’s word. If they only knew what I do to their boys in God’s house. They would so die. A bunch of pious repressed women who don’t know what they are missing. My daughters and I went home, took a shower so we could be clean to get more cum on us. This time from daddy and his friends at a Super Bowl party.
Do you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over. He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!
Do you like fisting phone sex? I have birthed my share of little ones over the decades. I guess you could say I have a well used pussy. Between all the little ones I have popped out over the years and the countless cocks I have taken, fisting me is not that hard to do. If I can take three black cocks up my cunt at the same time, I can take your fist and likely your foot too. My daughters, on the other hand, would struggle with the girth of a fist. One of my husband’s business associates with a strong love for extremely young girls, made us an indecent proposal. We love those kind of proposals the most. He offered a huge sum of cash to turn my youngest into a fisting whore. When I told my angel of the offer, her reply was precious. “That’s what lube is for mommy,” she giggled. She was seeing dollar signs, not thinking about the long term consequences of her fuck holes. When I explained something could tear; that he could quite literally ruin her fuck holes, she assured me she wanted to take the risk. For the week prior, my husband and I trained her. We didn’t use our fists because our client was paying for the privilege of being her first fist. But we use dildos and fingers so she would be somewhat prepared; although nothing really prepares you for a big fist in either of your holes. When Oliver arrived, we had our baby girl naked and waiting. He didn’t want to fuck her. Just fist her tight little holes. He put his hand in a big jar of Vaseline, then slowly worked one finger in her cunt at a time. My daughter is a trooper. She struggled with the pain, but she breathed like I showed her. I essentially told her it was like giving birth lol. Once he had his entire fist up her cunt, he tossed in another 10 grand for her asshole. She just nodded yes and grimaced through it. My baby girl got double fisted for $20,000. Oh I wish I was young and tight again.
White trash phone sex is what you get with me. I am not a sophisticated woman. I am not a vanilla one either. And, I am certainly not your GFE type unless your perfect phone girlfriend pimps out her little ones, hooks, does a shit ton of drugs and just likes to be a nasty freak. I can class up when I want to thanks to my husband’s money, I just never want to. I went to a mixed party recently. I know that sounds rather immature, but I don’t mean this was my first party with boys or anything. It was a mixed party of ages. There were extremely young ones to grannies at this party. The purpose was to mix the older folks with the younger ones, for a price of course. This was a sex club, and a far cry from a legal one too. Money will buy you anything. There were older men and women there, who like me, were looking for something taboo. My mood for the night was domme mommy. I paid $2,000 cash for an hour with a little Lolita. I wanted to spank her, whip her and make her worship my pussy and ass. My husband was there too. He paid $10,000 cash for the virginity of a really young girl. That is how we met actually. Once upon a time, he bought and paid for my jailbait ass. We paid extra for the privilege of being able to watch each other with our little hookers for hire. In fact we assisted one another like a kinky couple does. He held down my little whore while I whipped her like a slave. I made his little virgin eat my pussy as he fucked her doggy style. It was hot to see his cherry coated dick going in and out of her. None of our little ones are virgins anymore, so sometimes we pay to be relive the joys of tight jailbait pussy. Who says money can’t buy you happiness?
