Freaky phone sex gets me wet. Does it you? I had a caller last night. He was high as a kite, but so was I. We were just discussing freaky shit we have both done in our lives. I’ve done some nasty, crazy things, but he out did me on a few things. We decided to play a little game or what can you shove up your fuck hole. I am at an advantage having an ass and a cunt. I can double stuff my holes. I was walking through my house gathering objects for the game. I had a wine bottle, my son’s baseball bat, a rather larger and lumpy zucchini, a fire poker, my black dildo and some kitchen utensils. He had pretty much the same, but instead of a garden vegetable he had a flashlight. I am an anal sex whore, so I had no problem inserting anything up my ass, not even my son’s baseball bat. We took turns snorting coke and putting an object in a hole. Now, I was impressed. The only hole he was shoving things up was his asshole. I didn’t want to be out done, so I got a big jar of Vaseline to lube up that wooden bat. I sat on it as it slowing penetrated my tight pink puckered hole. OMG. I struggled with getting the head of the bat even inside me. Once I did, however, it was smooth sailing. I let out a shrill scream as the head fully entered my shit box. My caller was already bouncing up and down his bat while stroking his other bat, when I began enjoying the anal sex fun. We would do a line and bounce. My advantage was being able to put something up my cunt too. It’s live phone sex guys; anything can happen if your high and game.
Live phone sex is just what it sounds like. You get to speak to me at home. When you call my number, it is a direct dial into my home. I am not a robot. I am not a dispatcher. I am a phone sex MILF who enjoys sharing and creating taboo fun. Last night my teen slut daughter brought home a handsome young black guy. She was fooling herself if she thought she was keeping that chocolate drop all to herself. She is a cheerleader and he is on the basketball team. They have been dating, but she finally brought him home to meet her trashy MILF momma. I was practically drooling over him. Young, hung and full of cum is the saying. When he met me in my see through nightie, it was like my daughter didn’t exist. I had jungle fever; he had MILF fever. I love the attention, but I love my daughter too. I suggested a threesome in mommy’s bed. They followed me in taking their clothes off as they walked into my bedroom. Jermaine sat on the edge of my bed. My daughter was on her knees next to him so I could finger her wet little beaver. I finger fucked her hard as I worked my mouth up and down Jermaine’s anaconda. I pulled my soaking wet fingers out of my girl’s muff and fed them to her boyfriend. He then guided his fingers into her warm pussy. The soft sexy noises she made as he brought her to a hard cum, made me wetter than sucking on his huge cock. I guided my daughter onto his big black shaft. Cupping my hands under her sweet ass checks, I bounced her up and down a perfect cock. My tongue explored her ass as they fucked. She kept squirting on his cock until he blew his load in her womb with such force she came again. I am a cum guzzling MILF too, so my lips were on her cunt in less than ten seconds to lick up the cream pie. I told Jermaine, “Welcum to the family.”
No taboo phone sex stories are what I love to create for my callers. Do you see my friend in this photo with me? I was at a friend of my husband’s stable over the weekend. He owns a few show ponies. He has a lot of money. Do you know what that means? When you are filthy rich you can buy anything; you can pay whores like me to give you shows that you have only heard about in seedy little Mexican towns. I was high as a kite. It was my first show of that type. My first barnyard gang bang. The pay was so ridiculous you would have done it too. My daughter was with me. A hot teen slut and a trashy MILF walk into a barn….. Sounds like a hot story, right? The cock on that beast was amazing. Now I get why Catherine the Great died like she did. If gonna go out, go out big, well at least with something big in you! My daughter measured his cock at 19 inches. When we grabbed it, but it felt slimy, different from normal cock. It pulsated in our hands. We giggled as we sucked our first barnyard beast. It was not easy to do either. I looked over at Pablo. He was watching in amazement with his rock hard cock in his hand. My daughter and I just channeled our inner porn stars and blew that show stud. My daughter wanted to fuck him. I was trying to figure out the best position. I mean she weighs 110 and our four legged companion weighed about 800 lbs. I’m creative when it comes to making money. I got a work bench, she tilted her pelvis up and I helped guide that slimy monster cock in her tight twat. Lucky for her, Sea Biscuit didn’t last long. He just about blew a hole in her body though with his cum load. Pablo was cumming a bucket load of his own. I am such a dirty creampie slut. I gobbled up all the beast’s cum and snowballed it with her. It was a hot taboo experience that netted me some serious cash. My daughter wants to travel the world now doing special shows to wealthy men. She may be on to something.
Look at this picture of me? Do I look like I specialize in white trash phone sex? I look sophisticated, even classy, but I am far from either. I always say you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl. I may live high on the hog now thanks to my husband, but I am still a dirty whore. My oldest daughter is following in her mommy’s footsteps. She told me about this party she went to over the weekend. It was just her, a couple girlfriends and the football team. The girls got trained and filled with cum. That gave me an idea. She clearly is enjoying being a young gangbang whore. I arranged one for the two of us. A mommy and me gang bang. I love to share with my daughters, especially cock and cum. I used my husband’s phone to send out invites. Over a hundred men showed up to give my teen daughter and I a gang bang to remember. Men of all ages and races too. She just did a bunch of high school boys. I wanted her to experience a variety of cocks. She couldn’t believe how many guys showed up. Duh. A hot teen slut and her sexy MILF mommy? Who doesn’t want to be a part of that train? I got her coked up a bit first. I find a little white powder relaxes you so you can take even the biggest dicks up your ass. This was a nasty rough gang bang too. Hair pulling, double penetration, ass smacking, titty grabbing gang bang. Or a Friday night at my place. I am a seasoned gang bang slut, but my daughter is one in the making. She has always been a cum dumpster, but she got even more cum than she bargained for. Two days later, cum is still leaking out her twat. I’m so proud of her.
Do you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.
This trashy MILF got a rather unexpected delivery today. My daughter apparently ordered some shit from Amazon, because right as I was about to cum, the door bell rung. I was watching this hot porn gang bang. A MILF like me taking on about 30 college boys. The guy was in a UPS uniform looking fine. I’m no different from any other woman in that respect. Men in uniform are hot; even a UPS uniform. I answered the door naked with my fingers smelling like my juicy cunt. I signed for the package and then grabbed his package pulling him into the house. “You interrupted my cum, so the way I see it, you owe me one,” I said with confidence. He looked at me like a deer in the head lights. I bent over the foyer table, spread my legs and ordered him to eat my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t speak, but he did as he was told like a good boy. He couldn’t have been more than 20. He got on his knees behind me. He spread open my ass cheeks and started to tongue my shit box. Kinky boy. He bypassed my twat. He clearly had an ass fetish. That boy was digging for gold but all he would find would be cum. I didn’t stop him. I am an anal sex whore. I don’t care what you put up my ass, I love it. I let him fuck me of course. I just made him reach around and rub my clit so I could get that cum that he interrupted earlier. I came hard; so did he. He went back on his route as I waited for my daughter to come home so she could lick the cum out of my ass. We are all cum whores in this family.
I specialize in no taboo phone sex stories. I don’t have a vanilla life; hence why I am a phone sex whore. Women with my past and predilections don’t have typical jobs. You find dirty mommies like me over represented in this industry because we enjoy sharing our no limits lifestyle with men who wished they had women like us in their lives. Last night my youngest son was in high demand. My husband’s friend has a brother who enjoys little boys. We don’t judge. I have raised my brood to take both cock and pussy. Plus, they all do anything for money, even take old cock up their asses. Anyway, this guy paid us $5,000 for a night with my son’s ass. He is the youngest one in the family. Not a virgin. He has been fucking me and some of my friends for a while now, but he is hardly an anal sex whore. That all changed last night. My husband set up the nanny cam in the bedroom so we could watch Saul with our boy. I was impressed with my son. He charmed Saul almost, if not better, than my girls do with a sugar daddy. Perhaps he just inherited the money whore gene. Saul was not an attractive man. Few boy lovers are sadly; but he did have a pretty big cock. He lubed up my son’s ass, but Saul made more noise than my boy. A virgin ass on a boy or girl is a beautifully tight sensation. My husband and I masturbated each other as we watched our young son get sodomized for money for the first time. A big cock in a tiny little asshole is a sight to see. Saul dropped more than one load in his ass. He also dropped Gs. He tipped my little anal cum dumpster for every cum he received from fucking his tight bare ass. My husband and I fucked watching the cum ooze out of my son’s ass like he was a gay porn star. I have a brood who loves to earn money the old fashioned way!
I’m a fisting whore. Most of our friends know that too. We got an indecent proposal from one of our friends recently. I love indecent anything! A guy my husband works with asked us to make his daughter a fisting slut too. He offered to pay us, but that is the kind of thing I like to do for free. He brought her over last night for her first lesson. She is older than my daughters, but younger than me. She is not an innocent girl. She has been daddy’s fuck slave for years. She has only ever had his cock, however. She has sucked a ton of dick, including my husband’s cock, but Tony wants to pimp her out for extreme fun. I was happy that he does because it gives me a fisting phone sex story to share with my kinky callers.
We were both dressed in latex. I love that latex is for dominant bitches and subby whores. She laid on the ground between my legs with her pussy exposed. My husband and her father were watching with their cocks out. I gave them a hot show. I squirted some KY jelly on her bald cunnie. I bent over, spread her legs wide like I was making a wish then I put a finger at a time up her tight fuck hole until I had all 5 fingers inside her. After I fingered her snatch for a bit, I started to roll my fingers into a fist. The men were rock hard. She was moaning so sexy, made my pussy drip on her face. She licked her lips as I fisted her cunt. I didn’t need to add lube. First, she was wet as in super aroused drenched. But, the men decided to help out by cumming on her bald puss. As I fisted her pussy, it pushed their cum inside of her. I love the sounds a sloppy wet pussy makes. I stretched her cunt out, gave her a good old fashioned fisting so her papa can make some money off her doing the freaky things men enjoy but wives won’t do.
Freaky phone sex stories are the best to share. Freaky is in the eye of the beholder of course. I mean what is freaky to you might be regular sexual escapades for me. I know I love hardcore anal and lots of cum as in bukkae cum, but some of my female friends would never engage in either. One of the freaky things I like to do is fuck my pussy and ass with crosses. I am a blasphemous bitch I guess. I never was in a church as a little girl. I was a prisoner of my parent’s trailer; a sex slave until my husband rescued me. Now he didn’t rescue me for religious reasons. I wasn’t saved for God. He wanted a kinky wife who would birth him brats to fuck and pimp out. I was saved to be a trashy MILF! But, he did take me to church on occasion because he said it was good for his reputation as a legitimate business man to be seen at church on occasion. The first time he took me, I was high as a kite. My coke was laced with PCP, so I was extra freaky. I grabbed one of the crosses off the wall and fucked myself with it. Now, I didn’t do it in front of the congregation. I didn’t jeopardize my husband’s wheeling and dealing. I did, however, do it in front of some little ones in a Sunday school room. I gave them a lesson on how Mary was a whore. You should have seen their faces! Little ones need those kinds of eye opening, honest lessons. Don’t you agree? Every now and again, I make a church appearance to fuck my cunt with a cross, but I do it at home regularly in front of my own brood. They love the fact that their momma is a nasty freak. What is freaky to you? Maybe you can teach me about a new freaky fetish?
I have this crack whore anal slut friend. She is addicted to anal sex as much as crack. She is not the typical crack addict either. She is quite stunning. Tall, exotic with a body of a model. She has yet to birth any brats, which is hard to imagine with as much fucking as she has done. She says it’s because guys only cum in her ass. She asked me for some help recently. Not a loan or helping with a move or any of the typical things friends ask friends to do. She wanted help preparing for an ass sex porn. She is getting paid a large sum to take 100 black guys in her ass for a local porn director. I was impressed she would take that on. Besides ending up an anal cum dumpster, she would likely have her shit box ruined. I never say no to a friend, however, so I got out the biggest dildos I owned to help my friend be a better anal whore. I already devised a plan for her. The shoot is in a week, so we will be daily fucking for hours with huge dildos, including my big black kong so that her ass is conditioned properly to handle cocks 8 inches and bigger. In addition, the day before, I will administer an enema so her shitter is clean. My husband has a friend who is big time porn producer, he informed us that all the porn stars do a Fleet enema before an anal gang bang. I want my bestie to be the best anal porn whore she can be. So for day one of preparations, I fucked her with 8 different dildos. I had her on all fours with her hot ass in the air so I could go back and forth between toys. After a couple hours, I wanted some fun too so we used a double sided dildo so I could be an anal sex whore too.
