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Dirty Phone Sex Easter

dirty phone sexIt was a dirty phone sex Easter. That is the best kind, right? Obviously, I am not the religious type. I worship pussy and cock, not any heavenly entity. I was not compelled to go outside to celebrate because all I worship was under the same roof with me. It was a family fucking kind of day. My husband bought me and my daughters a sex machine. He knows being stuck at home can get monotonous, so he thought we could have fun with this. He was correct. We broke it in after dinner. I demonstrated how it works. My daughters all watched as mommy took that sex machine in my pussy and ass. I was squirting all over the place too. My husband controlled the speed. At one point he put it on high speed.  I was shaking like I was possessed by the devil. After I was drenched in cum, each of my daughters took a spin on the sex machine. They were each possessed by the devil too. Their sweet juice was everywhere. Daddy had a brilliant idea. Stream round two for some of his clients, for a fee of course. Daddy’s overseas clients are missing our young sexy prostitutes. My little whore are missing their money. We have had a few local men come over for some paid sex, but the money is with these overseas rich men who like pretty and young California girls. Daddy set up the camera and the stream. Guys made contributions for who they wanted to watch and what they wanted to see. One guy paid several grand to watch daddy fuck his youngest daughter. Another one paid to watch all my sons gangbang mommy. We just raked in the money family fucking while others were crying over not being able to go to church. I bet you can guess who had more fun.

Live Phone Sex While Stuck at Home

live phone sexLive phone sex can keep you happy under quarantine. Going stir crazy? Felling like a caged animal? Need to fuck? I understand. My situation may be a little different. I am at least locked up with a horny husband and more brats than the Brady Bunch lol. Everyone in my family loves to fuck. I pretty much fuck and talk to horny men. Last night, I did both. I got high and talked most of the night. Many men wanted to hear about my kinky family fun lifestyle. Most wanted to hear me tell them all about the sweet little pussies I have under my roof. I got on a long call with a fellow party animal. We were both doing lines of coke. I was sharing my real P experiences and he was masturbating wishing he was a member of my clan. My oldest daughter wanted to party with mommy. I let her do some lines of coke off my pussy. That turned into an oral fuck fest. She tongued my cunt better than many men have fucked me. I started moaning. My caller had no clue that my daughter was giving me a sloppy wet pussy while we were talking. She is not old enough to be on the phone, so don’t tell anyone! I can’t get much privacy right now, but I don’t really want any. After my call, my daughter demanded her turn. She wanted some mommy time. I admit, my daughters are getting the short end of the stick during quarantine. That is because the boys hog my time with their hard cocks. I was happy to spend the rest of the night with my first-born daughter. We made each other squirt for hours. We did lines of coke and licked each other’s cunts until we fell asleep in the 69-position. I woke up with her cunt juice all over my face. How are you spending your time at home? Dirty phone sex can spice it up!

White Trash Phone Sex is What I am Good At

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex women like me were not cut out for home schooling. The only thing I want to teach my offspring, they already know. It is way more fun to teach my brats sex education than it is to teach them reading and math. I was never formally educated. I never stepped into a public school until I had my sons and daughters. I have a GED. That hardly makes me qualified to help my sons and daughters with this online schooling crap. They could teach me better lol.  Friday, after their online classroom shit, I took them offline for some sex education tutoring. I shut down the laptops and we got naked. Daisy train time. Know what that is? It is a circle of naked bodies. Everyone has a face buried between a pair of legs. Girls and boys eat pussy and suck cock. Mommy and daddy are in the mix too. We mix it up. Once everyone cums in one formation, we do a sort of musical chairs and mix up who is between who’s legs. I love watching my teen sluts fucking. They take good care of daddy and me and they take good care of each other. It has been hard on them being stuck at home. My little sluts are very socially active at school and with daddy’s clients. My brood of whores are missing cocks and pussies and the money they make. Daddy and I are fucking them as much as we can. Daddy can’t keep up with budding hormones, however. At least he can’t keep up as well as me. I am much younger than him. I put on a strap-on and fuck my little darlings and I instruct their brothers to fuck them too. My band of young sexy prostitutes needs to keep their skills honed for when this quarantine passes.

Sexy Prostitutes Live

sexy prostitutesSexy prostitutes need to be creative right now. It is no secret that I have a family of whores. We make our money off sweet young bodies. Most of our clients are overseas. Rich foreigners who travel to have sex with our offspring for money. The coronavirus has halted foreign travel and hurt our wallets. Luckily, we know some high-tech guys who set us up with live streaming capabilities. While we are confined to home by the governor of the state of California, we are giving kinky and naughty live sex shows to rich foreigners. The kind of sex shows that could get this sexy mommy arrested. Last night, we had a guy pay to watch a live family porn. The daddy daughter kind. I had to give my husband a Viagra because we have 5 daughters that our client in Russia wanted to watch him fuck. My daughters are good little whores. We raised them to be hookers for hire and they love making money. Daddy fucked our youngest first. She is adopted and a little Nubian princess from Africa. She has a jet black cunt with a pretty pink hole. I licked her chocolate cunnie to get it wet. I helped guide daddy’s big dick into her tight pink hole. She cried at first, but the pain got easier the more daddy fucked her pretty hole. We were all focused on the money. Her little hole was swollen and full of daddy’s cum. Mommy got between her little black legs and licked daddy’s cum out. I was still eating my Nubian princess’s cum filled cunt, when daddy started fucking another daughter. Daddy fucked all his daughters on the live stream, and I cleaned out all their messy cunnies. We made so much money from home that we will be set for a while. Sex will always be recession proof.

I’m Getting a Sloppy Wet Pussy on Quarantine

sloppy wet pussyI have been playing with my sloppy wet pussy for 9 days. We have been self-isolating for over a week now. We don’t have much of a choice. Everything in this state is shut down. I am one of the lucky women, however. I am quarantined with several horny boys and a husband who still has a working dick. I am passing my time fucking. Fucking young horny boys. The reality of this situation is that it is giving our family more quality time. Often times, we are too busy with being a family of whores to take care of each other as much as we should. My daughters are cum guzzlers. They been helping mommy drain balls and they have been cleaning out my well fucked holes. Last night, we had an old-fashioned family orgy. It was like a swinger’s party. Sisters and brothers were fucking. Mommy and sons were fucking. Daddy and daughters were fucking. Mommy was even fucking daughters. My boys enjoyed watching that. A couple of my sons wanted me to fuck them with a strap-on too. This trashy milf never says no to a son wanting some anal fun. This quarantine thing sucks, but when you are stuck at home with horny boys and girls, it is not so bad after all.

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Creampie Sex Stories

creampie sex storiesI am full of creampie sex stories. I live in California and we are as close to lock down as it gets. None of my offspring are in school. My husband is not working for a couple weeks and we are all home enjoying each other’s company. This morning, I fucked three sons and my husband. Four loads of fresh cum for my daughters to lick out of mommy’s cunt. My oldest daughter, however, hogged mommy’s messy cunt. I was impressed with how greedy she was for that seed. I know my little slutkins are missing their whore duties, but this damn virus has closed massage parlors, strip clubs, bath houses and glory holes. It is putting a damper in the sex industry, but we are a kinky family. If you have a family like mine, you don’t mind being trapped at home. I have fucked more in the past week than I have in the past month, and I fuck a lot. My daughters have guzzled more cum too. I am a cum guzzling slut, so I get why they want to suck the jizz out of mommy’s pussy.  We have been snowballing the cum too to make it last. Cum is a staple in our home.  We don’t need toilet paper because we can clean up with tongues.  We don’t need milk because cum does our bodies good. Stuck at home? We can still have fun. Life is what you make of it, so make it dirty.

Trailer Trash Whore Makes Homemade Brat Porn

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore and her hubby are feeling the economic downfall of social distancing, but we are creative. Sex is recession proof. It is just sometimes you must get creative on how you sell sex. All weekend long we streamed brat porn. Brothers and sisters fucking. Father and daughters fucking. Sons and mommy fucking. Family fucking. My husband has a client who can navigate the dark net. He set us up with an untraceable IP address and the equipment to stream the kind of porn that could get daddy and mommy sent to the big house! My husband has a long list of clients overseas. Because of current travel bands they can’t come to the US to fuck tour little sluts, so we streamed our sluts fucking for them. It was extremely profitable. We can cast a wider net and we had multiple movies streaming at once. Guys paid to watch one movie or two or five. We offered an all access pass for each day too. Our big money men might be trapped at home in their foreign countries, but they could beat their cocks all day long to tender age porn. They could even tell us what to do to our sweet young things like it was them doing it to our brood. This trashy milf proved she could still make money off her young prostitutes despite travel bands and quarantines!

Phone Sex Sluts Can’t Give You Coronavirus

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper.  A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck.  I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.

I am a Creampie Slut

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. My teen daughter came home from a gang bang last night that her father arranged for her. She had about 50 guys nut her in her little cunt. She just wanted to take a shower and go to bed. Mommy, however, wanted to clean her up. I love cum. Everything about cum turns me on, the taste, the texture, the smell, the consistency. I told her not to worry about a bath. Her cum whore mother would lick it all out of her pussy and I did. She did have a lot of cum inside her bald pussy. More than I have ever licked out of her and I have lots of creampie sex stories. We are a family of cum guzzlers. I will drink it straight from the source or out of used fuck holes. My tongue was like the Energizer Bunny last night working up and down and in and out of her cum filled twat. The cum was pouring out her swollen pink hole. I like to think I helped soothe her warn out pussy. I am not sure I have ever seen her gape that much. It was a beautiful site. Daddy and her brothers enjoyed the show so much, they filmed me cleaning out her pussy. They didn’t sit on the sidelines for long, however. They fucked her all over again. Fine by me. That just meant more cum for me to syphon out of her pussy.