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I was trying to score some drugs off this young drug dealer. Everything was going well. I was blowing him, polishing the chrome right off his knob in exchange for an eight ball. And in walked this loser who has pretty much been stalking me. He is rumored to have a tiny dick, and well I ain’t got time for small packages. But, he thinks because I’m a dirty old whore, I will fuck anything. WRONG. Move along looser. When I told him to get the fuck out of my trailer, he tried to threaten me. Said he would turn me in for prostitution and drugs if I didn’t fuck him. Half my age, but half my brain also. Stupid fucker. One, you don’t ruin my score. Two, you don’t blackmail me. My dealer left me with a load of cum on my face but NO coke. I was beyond pissed. I turned to Jim, “Well I guess you better finish me off since I didn’t get fucked.” He started chomping at the bit.
I can’t believe he thought I would really fuck him. I informed him he needed to lick my ass first. He was more than happy to get at my taint. That was until I shit on his face. I had my ass right on his face when I squirted a nice juicy log down his throat. He started to gag, tried to spit out my shit. I just smeared it across his face with my ass, making him lick my dirty asshole. Then I stood up, took my foot and stepped in my own feces, and forced him to lick the shit off my foot too. I just kept stepping on his face with my shit covered foot so he would lick it clean like a dog licks its dirty ass after taking a dump. “This is what happens to losers who attempt to blackmail me,” I shrieked at him. I force fed him all my shit with my foot until my foot was clean again. He licked up every single speck of crap too.
I made sure he understood that if he ever tried to blackmail me again, everyone would know he was a shit licker. Pretty sure I rid myself of that bottom feeder. I’m a nasty bitch. I have no limits, no taboos. You try to fuck with me, I will fuck back tenfold.
I’m proud to be a cum dumpster. I was bottle fed on my daddy’s cum. And I bottle fed my brats on their daddy’s cum. My daughters and I still like to play with cum. It’s our secret to looking young. I’m known in my trailer park as the cum dump cougar, so when men need their balls drained, they hunt me or one of my bukkake slut daughters down, sometimes they get lucky and get us both like today. My daughter was over this morning hanging out when there was a knock on my door. It was the married guy from a few trailers over with an ugly bitch of a wife. Poor guy probably has not been blown since Regan was president.
I told him I knew exactly what he needed. What every man needs. Cum release. I’m happy to take the cum from any living creature! I stripped naked, got on my kitchen island and let him fuck my ass. I love cum running out of my asshole. So does my daughter. She has been sucking cum out of my fuck holes since she was a wee girl. My neighbor’s balls were so swollen. My girl got under us to suck his aching ball sac as he drilled my ass like the energizer bunny. For a guy who has not fucked in way too long, he had amazing staying power.
I let him dump his load in my ass knowing my daughter would clean me up. Watching me shit his cum out into my daughter’s mouth got him hard again almost instantly, so I let him take a turn in my cunt. He fucked me longer this time, which was great because his cock was really thick and long. As he was pounding my puss my daughter was fingering his ass to massage his prostrate. I taught her the trick to drain a man’s balls completely. I’d like to say I was concerned about men being totally satisfied and healthy being drained, but it’s really more about my greed for cum. I want all I can get!
But I am not so greedy I won’t share spunk with my cum whore daughter. I pissed out the cum he left in my cunt into a bowl, then I spoon fed it to my daughter just like I did when she was a wee one. She loved it then, like she loves it now. Do you like cum? I’ll let you clean me up too. Maybe even spoon feed you jizz out of my pussy.
Well it is Wednesday and that means Horny Hump Day to a trailer park whore like myself. A few of my fellow cougar whores were over this morning and we had COCK on the brain. We put on some slutty clothes and trolled the trailer park for dick. We lucked out that it was Spring Break, so lots of young strapping boys were home. And what school boy doesn’t want to fuck 3 hot horny old broads? Derek was likely way younger than we thought, but I’m not a bar, I don’t need to check ID. I just need a hard working cock.
We molested that boy! We shoved our ample boobs in his face, smothered him with tits. Got his attention all right. His young cock was bulging in his jeans, so of course I let it out. Nice and thick too. We took turns sucking his shaft. We had to show him mature women know their way around a cock. Three seasoned whores on your shaft, you would lose your shit quick too. He came in my mouth pretty quickly, but I assured him our first names were Whore, our middle names were Hoover. We could bring him back to life in no time. While he was recuperating, I taught him the fine art of eating pussy. Every young stud needs to know his way around a woman’s clit better than her gynecologist. If a girl is getting her snatch licked well, chances are she has a cougar to thank.
Getting that glazed donut look, made our young stud hard again, just like I knew it would. I eat my share of pussy when cock can’t be found, and a cougar cunt is like fine wine, get’s better with age. And wetter! We all squirted his face with our old nectar. Since we were all so horny and needed to hump, we fought over who got his stiff pecker up their old snatch first. Age before beauty. Since I was the oldest whore, I got to hump him first. I rode him like an old cowgirl. My girlfriends sucked on my titties as I bounced on his throbbing cock. I could feel my clit getting engorged from the stimulation of his dick up my puss. I was reverse cowgirl so I could play with his balls too. Even slipped a cunt juice covered finger up his ass, which drove him wild.
I got another load of fresh boy batter up my snatch this time. I received two cums, my friends zero. But I assured them, with a young stud full of cum, he has an endless supply of cream for us greedy cum cougars. I licked his sweaty taint, slid another finger up his butt hole, and got him hard for my friends. I can make a dead man cum, so don’t think for a moment I won’t resuscitate your cock too. Young or old, on horny hump day, when I want fucked, I make it happen, again and again and again.
When you are a trashy live phone sex whore, anything can happen. And that unpredictability almost always benefits my callers! This morning, my kitchen sink got so backed up, I had to call a plumber. Nothing worked to unclog the son of a bitch. I guess putting all those condoms down the garbage disposal was a bad idea in hindsight. I sucked all the cum out of them, so I figured it was harmless. Me bad. Luckily, I have a fuck buddy who is also a plumber. He checks my pipes weekly, and unclogs anything for a sloppy wet blowjob. I wasn’t sure when he was arriving, so I decided to take some calls. I was on my kitchen island talking nasty and fucking my cunt with a nice sized cucumber, when he walked in my backdoor.
Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.
We all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.
I’m a cum dumpster cougar. Most women need a latte or some crap to wake up in the morning. I need a shot of cum, not espresso, to start my day off on the right foot, well, right knee lol. My sister is in town visiting, and she is the same way. We got called cum dump sisters all the time when we were younger. I arranged a little impromptu orgy this morning for us at the trailer park. Invited big black cock, and plenty of white guys too. I’m not a size queen. I’m just a dirty whore, so as long as your dick can shoot a creamy load of jizz, I don’t care what your size is personally.
Most of the men in my community start their day off shooting their cock cream all over me anyway, so having 20 guys show up for a morning orgy was not out of the ordinary just cuz my baby sister is in town. The good cum whores we are, we unzipped pants, pulled out cocks, and put our greedy cum loving mouths to work. Guys love cum guzzing gutter sluts. Side by side we took hot thick creamy loads of jizz to the face. We swallowed buckets of cum for breakfast, even snowballed a few gallons of sticky goo with each other. Sisters share everything, especially penis pudding.
We were puking up cum, pissing out jizz, even shitting out spunk from our asses, and loving every moment of it. Nothing better than a good man blast or 20 to your face first thing in the morning. My sister swallowed so much cock chowder she spit it out into a plate for us to savor later. We gonna be serving that jerk sauce over our lunch in a few hours. Our sperm donors didn’t have much time to douse our cunts in their nut butter because they have real jobs, but promised to cum back after work to convert our cunts and asses into cum dumpsters.
But we got enough splooge to get our morning started off properly. Since we are professional cum dump whores, we will be playing with some baby batter while the men are at work since my neighbor needs me to babysit her brats today. Baby gravy or man’s milk, doesn’t matter to me. I will be a sperm bank for anyone’s cum, even Fido’s. So who wants to help me spend my day trying on albino lipstick?