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Once a Trailer Trash Whore, Always One

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore had a hot encounter over Easter that I thought was a one time thing. Turns out it happened again this weekend. I was over at my BFF’s place for Easter Sunday. Her son was there too. I had not seen him in a few years as he attends boarding school. I guess you can tell from the fact that he goes to boarding school and I live in a trailer park, that my friend and I don’t have the same lifestyle. Shana grew up like me on the wrong side of the tracks, but she married well and moved to a gated community. She is my oldest and dearest friend. Just because she has money, doesn’t mean she has class. She is a trashy MILF like me, just her husband is clueless about what she does when he is away on business. Shana and I had too much wine and we fucked her son together. My first time with his young dick, but not her first time. He is a teen boy, so two MILFs blew his mind. Better than his wildest dreams according to him. When she summoned me over this weekend, I assumed it was to do some coke. She can’t do it when her hubby is home as he considers partying distasteful for some one of her class standing. He is a total rich man snob. When I arrived, I was shocked to see her son home again so soon from his fancy private school across the country. He wanted the mommy and MILF experience again. Can you blame him? Two hot blonde moms blowing your cock is always better than one. He even used his own trust fund to by the ticket. We couldn’t let the trip be a waste for him, so we gave him great head and let him tag team us all night. I was even an anal sex whore for his hard young 7 inch cock. He goes to an all boys prep school, so if he is getting ass, it isn’t female ass! He tore my ass up and his mother’s ass too. He almost stroked out watching his mommy eat his cum out of my asshole. I mean if a boy is so horny to fly across the US for his mom and her best friend, I’m bringing my A game.

Phone Sex Line for Dirty Whore Lovers

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is the one you call when you want to talk to a mature dirty whore. A cougar without limits or taboos. I was raised by a whore to be a whore. My momma always told me if you have a pussy, you will never be homeless or want for anything. Ain’t that the truth.  I don’t want for drugs, food or rent. I got a bit behind on my lot rent. Had a couple rough months of poor money management.  I like to put my money up my nose. But, I remembered what my mama said and put on a skimpy outfit and high heels and marched down to the truck stop. All the young truckers that rest there, love a trashy MILF. Truckers have a lot of disposable income. They are on the road so much, they have little time for entertainment or expensive dining and such. A fuck is entertainment for them. I made sure I looked extra trashy. A white tube top, no bra, very short black mini skirt, bare legs, no panties, stripper shoes. I looked like white trash old Barbie. The guys knew why I was there. I serviced about 10 truckers. All younger than me. All with hard cocks and full nuts in need of draining. I’m a cum guzzling slut. Some of the guys I just blew for $30. Two guys fucked my ass for $75 and the rest fucked my pussy for $50. My pussy and ass were dripping cum and I had dick breath, but my purse had enough money to pay my lot fee, past and present. I even had some extra to get some weed. I’m a coke whore, but I do enjoy smoking Mary Jane too. My mamma was right, as long as I have a pussy, I got money.

Cum Eating Phone Sex

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls.  I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.

BBC Phone Sex with a Cougar Whore

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex calls are up there as my favorite to do. I love big black dicks.  On the phone and off the phone, I enjoy dark meat. My mom was a trailer park hooker when I was growing up. I watched her fuck men for money while daddy was away. The first man to take my cherry was a black client of my mother’s He paid twice his usual fee to fuck a virgin jailbait pussy. Hurt like hell, but momma said the first time always hurts. In a way, I was ruined at a young age. I am not a size queen, however. I do like big dicks. I mean I have a whore cunt.  Small dicks sort of flop out of my well used cunt.  But, I have a love for boy dick. Those young ones  don’t mind that my pussy is not a vice grip on their dicks. They are just grateful something other than their hand is wrapped around their cock. My dealer, Big D, has an anaconda for a cock. I love fucking him for my coke. I would fuck him even if he didn’t have anything I needed. Well, anything I needed besides that big black cock! I went this morning to the truck lot to get my weekend party supplies. I left his cab with my coke and gapping fuck holes. Cum running down my legs because Big D turns me into a cum dumpster with one load. I came across some high school white boys who wanted to party with a cougar. I wanted more cum and more cock, so I said hell yes even though I had a fresh load up my pussy. Their cocks didn’t stretch me out, but I was getting cum and making friends so it was all cool. We shared some weed and I did what I do best: fuck. I may have gone from big black dick to average white cock, but I’m a whore after all.

Trailer Trash Whore Creampie is the Best

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore had a wild night. Little rough on the details. I woke up still drunk covered in dry cum. That always means I had a hell of a good time. Usually, I just snort a line of coke, have a beer and masturbate for the details to come back to me. I did my routine but was still struggling with who I fucked. By the amount of DNA splattered on my body told me I was a porn star last night. The blinds were wide open so a neighbor boy saw me diddling my kitty and stopped by to see if I needed help. He went down on me even after I told him I had a very cum filled cunt. My daughter loves my cream pie, but my son is less found of a creamy pussy. This boy was licking me up like a cuckold pro. I was loving the creampie action, so I didn’t question him. He admitted he does this for his mommy when she comes home from work every night. I asked what his mother did for a living. She is a secretary. I figured she was a stripper or escort if her pussy is full of seed every day. I guess she bangs the boss and everyone else. Not a bad gig if you can get it. I just laid there having orgasm after orgasm while a young boy cleaned up my well fucked pussy and ass. My pussy was sloppy wet. I think the neighbors could hear the sounds it was making.  He cleaned every last bit of cum out of me, then get this. He asked when I was getting fucked again. He wanted more creampie. He said my pussy tasted better than his mother’s. That’s when I realized I had a black gang bang last night. Black spunk tastes different. As he was leaving, I told him to have his mother call me. I’m gonna make her a black gangbang whore just for him. 

My Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy daughter loves my cum filled cunt. We are both carpet munchers. Not sure we are so much lesbian or bisexual as we are just cum freaks. I always prefer cock, but a pussy filled with cum is better than cheesecake. I was a drunken sailer Sunday night. Had some friends over to watch The Walking Dead, got fucked up and started fucking. My cunt got filled with cum. I could have pissed it away or even washed it away, but I texted my daughter to come clean up her mommy. She rushed over. She had partied last night too. Her puss was also filled with cum. She is a creampie slut. Lucky for me. I could have one load or 50 loads of spunk up my cunt and she would lick me clean. I squatted over her face to let my puss drip like a faucet into her mouth. Her tongue probed in and out of my wet pussy. At one point, I grinded my creampie into her face. She ate my old mommy pussy in every position possible. I fed it to like she was starving animal. I couldn’t be selfish though. I knew she had a creamy puss too. Yep, you guessed it. I 69ed with my daughter. I ate out her creampie as she cleaned up mine. I am not sure what I enjoy more? Having men fill my fuck holes up with all that cum or my daughter cleaning up all that cum. I can’t make that kind of choice! Cum anyway I can get it is a blessing in my world. I’m getting older, pretty long in the tooth as they say, so I am just lucky guys still want to give me their cum. I may be too old for men my age, but guess what? I don’t need them when I have so many cubs wanting to jet blast me with their jizz.

A Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Cum Whore Daughter

cum guzzling slutI love being a cum guzzling slut. I think some one needs to bottle sperm and sell it in grocery stores for dirty old cougars. Think about it. Cum is full of protein, which is just what old whores like me need. My daughter had a brilliant idea. Invite a ton of young men over and instead of swallowing that spunk we spit it into a pitcher and save it.  She is a cum whore just like me. We had a blow bang party. Men of all ages love to cum in a woman’s mouth.  They don’t care if you swallow or not, they just want a cum receptacle. My daughter and I are cum dumpsters. I am the bigger cum dumpster, however. We love it in our mouths, pussies and asses. There was about 50 guys happy to dump their load in ours mouths. When they realized we were savoring their jizz and spitting it into a pitcher, some of them just jacked into the pitcher informing us they could cum again in our mouths. We were okay with that. The more cum the better. After bout 3 hours of guzzling cum, we had a pitcher full of man seed. I have fucked a lot of men in my life. I have taken a lot of cum too. But, this was the first time I saw that much cum in one place at one time. I wanted to guzzle it right then and there, but my daughter reminded me that we can have cum cocktails daily for a week now. She had a good point. We put it in the freezer in individual cups to keep it fresh. We even made cumsicles.  They guys told us if we were such dirty cum whores, we should plan a bukkae party and get even more cum. Brilliant idea. A girl and her momma can never have too much cum.

Anal Cum Dumpster Bev

anal cum dumpster

Anal cum dumpster Bev is what the boys were calling me this morning. I woke up with a sore ass filled with come and a foggy memory. My trailer reeked of cum and whiskey. Coke trails adorned the coffee table. About 20 boys were naked passed out on the floor, accept for one who told me I was his first fuck. I blew him, put on a pot of coffee, did a line and asked him to tell me what happened last night. That empty bottle of Jack Daniels on the ground was the reason why my memory was spotty.  As Ethan told his tale of debauchery with a trashy MILF, I learned I picked him and his friend Joel up at the food court at the mall. I was shit faced and horny. Apparently, that was my pick up line. When we got back to my trailer, I asked them to call up their friends. About 30 minutes later, the Hancock swim team was in my trailer gang banging the old MILF. I served them drinks and offered up coke and pussy. It was my ass, however, that was the most popular with the boys. Most of them were not virgins, but none of them had fucked a girl in the ass yet. Ethan showed me his cell phone. The pictures helped me piece the night together better. I had no regrets. I mean I fucked an entire high school swim team last night. I let young boys party and enjoy anal fucking. I know I had a good time even if I had no real memory of the fun. An ass full of a cum always means a good time for me. I was sober when I woke up, just high. So, I told those boys to recreate last night’s dirty fun for me. This time I remember being an anal sex whore.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutI’m such a cum guzzling slut. I swear, I can never swallow enough man seed. Guys ask me all the time if I swallow. Fuck yes, I swallow. I gargle too. I was gargling a lot of cum this morning.  I have a morning ritual. Most women get up, pee, make a pot of coffee, shower and get ready for work. Not this dirty old whore. I wake and bake, then do a few lines of coke too, pee, pour a glass of Jim Bean, sit naked on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating until the school boys come in for a morning blowjob before school. Fifteen boys this morning showed up for head. Good thing I love cum, because young boys have full balls first thing in the morning. I have the trailer park boys trained well too. They save their loads for me. So instead of stroking their morning wood away, they take a cold shower, leave the house early and let the trashy MILF in Lot 15 take care of them before getting on the school bus. They way I look at it, I am providing a much needed service to young boys. By draining their balls before school, I am clearing their minds so they can focus on their school work. It works for me too. I get a liquid protein rich breakfast that fuels me for my phone whore job. The boys make a stop back at my trailer on the way home from school so I can drain them again. This frees their mind to do their homework and after school chores. Food is overrated. If I have a belly full of cum, I am very high functioning. I think every mommy needs to begin her day by blowing her son and his friends. Do you agree? Cum is good for old whores like me.

Trailer Trash Whore on the Road

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Bev is my CB handle now. I went on the road with my trucker fuck buddy Big D. We made an arrangement that if I went with him on a 4 day trip, he would supply all the coke. My job was simple. I just had to blow him, give hand jobs and fuck him whenever he wanted. He got some huge bonus for this trip, but he needed help staying up to make it in the time allotted. Who falls asleep when getting their cock sucked, tugged or fucked?  No straight guy; no big black guy either. We decided to have a little fun on the radio with other truckers. I am a phone sex whore after all; I could talk to other guys on the road via the CB radio and keep them awake with some guided masturbation. It was sort of like having lot lizard sex with a ton of truckers at once! I let all the other truckers on Big D’s frequency, hear me sucking his cock. I am a good cock sucker too. When you got a big black cock in your mouth, you are loud. My pussy was so wet hearing those guys talk to me and slap their meat while I blew Big D. Big D liked it too. His cock was so big, pretty sure he could have driven his semi-truck with it. I hopped on his swollen anaconda so I could fuck him while truckers across America listened. I am a vocal whore anyway, but with Big D, I scream like a banshee because he has damn near a foot of dick on him. Thick as a coke bottle too. I could hear men cumming listening to us. I even told them how to stroke their dicks. Fuck 5 hour energy drinks, truckers just need to hear a big dick sucker sucking and fucking to stay awake on the road!