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It is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.
Do you like a cum dumpster girl? How about a cum dumpster cougar? I was raised on cum. At least that is what I joke about because I love being covered in so much jizz I can barely see. I had an impromptu bukkae party this morning. I was up really late last night partying. Strike of midnight and no one was around to fuck. No problem for a sexy old whore. I stripped naked, sat on my couch with my pussy spread in front of my big window. I made sure to turn on all the lights so my hot body was well illuminated. The bus stop is at the corner of my block so all the 2nd shift workers who work at the local factory come home around 12 am and walk right past my place on their way home to their trailers. I hit the jackpot last night. About 20 something swing shift workers horny as fuck. They rushed into my trailer once they saw I was open for business. I fell to my knees in a tizzy over where to begin. I unzipped as many pants as I could so I could get at those nice cum filled balls. I could only stroke so many at a time, but luckily the guys were so horny to turn me into a cum dumpster that they were pulling out their own cocks and stroking for me. My daughter walked in on the middle of my circle jerk and had a brilliant idea. She got out her old sit and spin toy for me. I knelt down on it and twirled around as cocks jet blasted me in the face and tits. She is so clever. Once I was coated in a gallon of man cum, my daughter helped her mommy guzzle up all that spunk. It was a real mother and daughter bonding moment.
I’ve always been a trailer trash whore. Born and raised in the very same trailer park I still live in. I just upgraded to a nicer mobile home. People always asks me what makes a woman trailer trash? It is more than living in a mobile park, but that is a good start. I think a lot of things make me a trailer park whore. I’m uneducated for one. Barely got my GED. Spent my early years hooking with my mother. I love sex. Never say no to a hot fucking time. That brings me to the next ingredient. I am a no taboo whore. I love all the kinds of fucking nice respectable ladies think they are too good for . I take it up the ass all the time, even many cocks at once. I get gang banged. I have done my share of furry ones too. Toilet sex? Hell yes. Young boys? Even more of a hell yes. I have been doing little ones since my brats were born. I bet you are wondering if I do drugs? Copious amounts, which is another factor contributing to me being a trailer slut. Pot, coke, meth, crack, booze, heroin, molly…. I never pass up a chance to be high as a kite. When I am altered, it just helps me be even a dirtier whore. I have never really had a job other than being a whore. I have hooked from time to time, been paid to do sick things for men… Now I get to share all my trailer park experiences on the phone with men who like a nasty old whore. When I was growing up, being from the trailer park was looked down on. So you can image that being a trailer trash slut was not celebrated. But it is now! Guys love a dirty old cougar with no limits. Do you?
This gangbang whore is so excited that school is back in session. I love sitting on my couch spread eagle waiting on the little ones to walk to the bus stop, see my open pussy and come on in for some before school fun. I sure had it today too. This young teen boy was the first to get some cougar action. He had his little sister in tow. This was her first day of school. She looked so cute in her little school girl outfit. She sat on the chair as she watched her big brother fuck the cougar on the block. His cock was just what I needed too first thing in the morning. Better than coffee to wake a woman up. His Energizer bunny dick went through my pussy like a sledge hammer. Boys at that age are fucking machines. His balls slapped against my ass as I moaned loudly. He shot a huge load of cum in my cunt. Before I could sit up, however, he pushed me down on the couch. He ordered his sister over. I knew where he was going and I loved it. He made his baby sister suck his cum out of my cunt. Something told me this was not the first time she had done something like that before either. She loved my cum filled cunt. She lapped and lapped like a thirsty dog on a hot summer day. Felt really good too. It has been way too long since a sweet young angel has been between my legs. My daughter use to lick her brother’s cum out of my pussy all the time, but she was a bit older than this little baby. I was impressed with the boy’s sister. She didn’t miss an ounce of his cum. With a mixture of cougar cunt and her brother’s cum on her breath, that sweet young thing went off to her first day of school. Something tells me it is the school that’s in for an education with those two.
I am a big dick sucker. Sure, I am an old whore and whores are not usually selective, but I am. I’m not a size queen for the typical reasons. Sure I love big black cocks like most women, but I am a seasoned whore who has birthed a few brats. My pussy is not tight, therefore it requires an above average cock to give me that stuffed to the brim feeling I love so much. When a broad’s cooter is stretched out, that’s when she cums the hardest. And what woman doesn’t like to cum hard? I love to ooze all over a dick. I can get really sloppy wet too. I get a nice cock up my well fucked cunt, I am gushing like a geyser. Sure I am mature and old gals don’t get wet like coeds is the rumor. It is bullshit. I don’t have any pussy dryness because I make sure I only get cock that stuffs my worn out snatch. Now because I am a whore who loves to fuck, you smaller dick guys get to skull fuck me and plow my ass. My phone sex line is for all cocks. Only my pussy discriminates based on size. My ass is well fucked, but it is still really tight for an old anal sex whore. So don’t think because your cock is no big black dick nor a nice porn star cock either that you can’t still have fun with cougar Beverly. I am a slut after all.