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Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexDoes dirty phone sex turn you on? My son sure likes a dirty girl. Listen to this. Friday night we partied like wild animals. My son, a few of his friends, my daughter, a few of her friends, and myself got fucked up on some premium coke I got earlier in the day. I am great at getting the good shit because I let my dealer do whatever kinky thing he wants to me. My motto has always been why pay cash when I can fuck for something? My dealer is a nasty mother fucker too. He likes his white women on their knees doing whatever the fuck he tells them. Normally, I am not really submissive, but to score free drugs, I would let four legged beasts train me.  My dealer had something similar in mind. I was pretty fucked up on some Molly my daughter gave me when I arrived at his house. He wanted me to be a gangbang whore to his friends. Just not his friends with two legs if you know what I mean. A dick is a dick, right? He had a roving pack of beasts that needed some release.  I was on all fours being mounted one after another by my dealer’s pals with four legs. My ass got reamed and creamed. I came back home with a dirty ass and some top shelf blow. I told my son and daughter what a nasty freak I had been; I just left off the part about the folks training my ass had four legs. Well my daughter and son are cum guzzling whores. They were between my legs licking up the mess in my ass immediately. They both commented that the cum tasted not like most jizz that’s been in my ass before. I laughed, but kept my dirty little secret. I was an anal sex cougar all weekend to the 2 legged kind afterwards. What they don’t know, won’t hurt them anyway, right? Plus, they know I am a dirty whore.

My Phone Sex Line is for Nasty Phonesex

phone sex lineWhen you call my phone sex line,  you never know what you may get. I am usually high as fuck. Depending on what my poison selection of the day, I may be extra raunchy. Me super raunchy? I know hard to believe right? I had a busy phone weekend. In fact, I was on the phone for so long Sunday, I ran out of party supplies. I can’t function sober. I shouldn’t have too. Modern technology is such, however, that I am just a text or an email away from whatever I need.  I texted my drug dealer that I needed a big bag of cocaine ASAP. To sweeten the pot a bit, I told him he could listen to me talking incest with a caller who loves hearing about my dirty past with my daughter and son, as well as the P escapades I have with the school boys in my neighborhood. My dealer loves that nasty phonesex stuff. He has been over a couple times when things got pretty extreme. Instead of being embarrassed, he was turned on. My dealer listened in for a few minutes before pulling out his big black cock. He was trying to get me to suck it on my call. I mean its live phone chat; be kind of hard to pause my caller so I could give head to my dealer. My dealer then put some coke on his cock and dangled it under my nose like a carrot. My caller wouldn’t mind the sound effects I told myself. I just talked with my mouth full. Full of big black dick. My caller got to listen first hand to what a dirty whore I really am. Not sure if he realized the sounds I was making were real or not. I certainly love having a drug dealer that makes emergency house calls. Of course he was rewarded well too. He got to listen this trashy MILF talk dirty, got his cock sucked and he got to fuck me. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

This Trashy MILF Loves High School Boys

trashy milfI am a trashy MILF. I make no apologies for that either. I refuse to be pigeon holed into something I am not: a respectable suburban housewife. Yes, I have a son and a daughter. Trust me. They prefer that I am a trashy MILF over a soccer mom too.  I was the fun mom. The party mom. The slutty mom. I fucked my daughter’s boyfriends. I ate the pussies of my son’s girlfriends and taught them how to suck his dick properly. I did coke with them and their school pals. We had keg parties with the high school crowd.  Although my son and daughter are grown up now, I am still a trashy MILF.  I picked up this young teen boy today on his way to the school bus. He looked like he needed some cougar action to put hair on his chest. I needed a tongue in my cunt, so it was a good pairing. A young teen boy like that knows nothing about pleasing a woman yet. He can barely please his own dick; however, they want to learn. Men my age think they know everything about women, yet some of them can’t find my clit with a GPS. My young stud listened to everything I said and applied it. I ended up squirting all over his face. He was so proud of himself too. Of course he has seen porn videos of women squirting, but he thought it was fake or they were just pissing.  I showed him that it is all real. I fucked him of course too. Let him fuck my ass because I am an anal sex whore. Plus, young boys are all curious about the ass. He fucked me pretty hard too. I gave me the porn star treatment. I screamed and moaned so loudly, I woke the dead. Told him to brag about me to his school friends. That way I get more high school action!

White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have  let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?

Anal Cum Dumpster Cougar

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster this morning. Hell I was  just a cum dump period. Why? Because I partied my ass off like a dirty old broad last night. A bunch of boys and a bowl of coke is how I spent my Friday night. Is there any other way? Coke and cum is my drink of choice. I started with a few lines off of coke of the coffee table. Then I started doing lines of coke of my son’s cock. That led to more cokes, which led to chugging cum. Boy cum. It is the best. It really is all the protein I need in my diet. My son and I were playing solo at first, but as I was blowing him, he was texting his friends and putting pictures of me giving him head on Snap Chat so other boys would come over too. I love modern technology. I am not social media savvy, but I am dick savvy, so the fact that one picture can bring a bus load of boys for me to blow is amazing to me. Social media and apps bring the dick to me. They use to say a picture was worth a 1,000 words. Now, thanks to Snap Chat, a picture is worth a 1,000 loads of cum. I’m so grateful that the younger generation appreciates a cum dumpster cougar.

White Trash Phone Sex Blow Bang

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is all I know. I am not some high society broad. I am a dirty old cougar born and raised in a trailer park. I was drunk and high all weekend blowing all the young studs in the trailer park. They were lining up to get their knobs polished by the best cock sucker in town. My son was last in line. After I had swallowed a few gallon loads of cum, he saved the best cum for last. Nothing taste better to a dirty old cougar than her son’s cum. I have been sucking his dick since it was the size of my pinky finger. Now he has a nice 8 inch dick. But I didn’t get to guzzle his seed. He saved that for my pussy. He rode his mamma’s pussy hard. I’m not the only one that enjoys his cock either. His sister does too. She came over so we could have family time. She is a cum guzzling slut like her mama, so she nestled herself between my legs and gobbled up all the nut sauce her brother left in her mommy’s pussy. During this time he was pumping his cock back up in my mouth. He filled my ass up with cum the second time. Good thing my daughter is a dirty nasty freak like me. She buried her tongue right up my shitter like she was digging for gold. I love that she is a greedy cum whore like me. Sunday Funday indeed. I got to swallow many loads of boy cum. I got fucked by my son. My daughter ate my ass and pussy in an attempt to taste her brother’s cum. And I watched my son and daughter fuck. Family fucking is better than football any day.

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Live Phone Sex Accomplice

live phone sexLive phone sex means anything is possible. You know those soft, sometimes even loud, moans I make during our dirty calls? The sexy moaning noises you always assume are from me playing with my pussy during whatever hot call we are doing? I am not always playing with myself. No don’t worry. I am not faking the sounds. I just sometimes have a background pal helping me out. Last night my callers kept commenting on my real sounding orgasms. I don’t fake anything at my age.  If I am not playing with my own pussy on a call, someone else is doing it for me. Last night, my son was the reason I was having such realistic orgasms. Multiple ones at that. My son is very skilled in the art of cunnilingus. He should be; I taught him with help from his sister. I once was on a 3 hour call with him between my legs. A little coke on my clit, a little more up my nose, means I can go all night long and so can my boy. One of the many benefits of being a woman is this thing called multiple orgasms.  Woman can cum, then cum again. We can cum all day long, while you guys are not as fortunate.  As soon as my call was over, I came on my son’s cock many times. We fucked like animals for hours on coke. I blow him with coke on my gums and he stays hard better than a man on Viagra. He loves fucking his dirty mommy. Listening in on my phone calls while eating my pussy is just foreplay. I promise you though, this trashy MILF loves cumming way too much to fake anything on phone sex call. I will let you hear my wet cunt too.

Cum Dumpster Trailer Trash Whore

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Beverly is what the young boys in the neighborhood call me. Now, some women might be appalled by that moniker, but not me. I love cum. Fuck, I would buy it in the grocery store if they sold it in bottles or jugs like milk. Can you imagine going to the grocery store and buying a carton of boy milk?  This morning, I looked like someone spilled a gallon of boy cream on me. I was extra horny this morning if you can believe I can even get hornier than I usually am. I was sitting on my couch in front of my window naked with my trailer trash whore cunt spread so wide you could see China. I was fucking my cunt with a long neck bottle. My creamy cunt juices were flying all over the place. I was trying to get the attention of the school boys on their way to the bus stop. I sure did get their attention too. About 20 young boys came to my rescue. They saw how horny I was and decided to help me out. Such boy scouts! They stormed the trailer with their cocks out ready to play. I was in the play position too. On my knees, mouth wide open with hands stretched out. As cocks fought their way down my throat, I stroked off as many as I could. Cum was squishing between my fingers. My belly was filling up with protein.  I was coated in cum. Thick creamy boy batter was covering my MILF body head to toe. I was rubbing it in my body, licking it off my fingers and using it as lube for my fingers as I fucked my ass and cunt. I looked like a gangbang whore. Those boys left for school with smiles on their faces and I got a protein bath. Another win win morning.

My Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy daughter came home last night with a cum filled cunt. It was dripping down her legs. Her hair was all matted, make up smeared on her face. She was beaming like she won the lottery. I was jealous. She looked like she got fucked by a frat house or something. I had her sit on couch with her legs spread so I could eat her creampie pussy. As she shared the details of her gang bang with her horny mother, I licked her well fucked puss clean. My daughter was down at the local truck stop looking to score some weed when a few truckers recognized her as Bev’s daughter. One of them asked her if she was a gangbang whore like her mama. She really isn’t, but when she learned she could score free drugs by saying yes, her legs flopped open and the gang bang started. My daughter wants to be like me, she just has a hard time taking monster cocks like I do up both holes. I have birthed babies and have been fucking twice as long. I assured her very few women can take as much dick as I can in a night. But, from the details she provided and from the look of her fuck holes, she gave me a run for my money last night.  She took on a caravan of black truckers. She said the smallest dick was 8 inches. I reckon she was about right because her asshole was all stretched out. Once I cleaned up her cunt, I turned my attention to her cum filled asshole. Normally, I have to put my hands on her ass checks and spread open her butt to get my tongue inside her backside. But thanks to some black truck drivers, that hole was wide open for her trashy MILF mama’s tongue. I’m so proud of my whore daughter.

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