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Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fucking This blonde fucking whore was a dirty soccer mom this morning. My daughter is a nanny. She was going to be late getting her little charge to his soccer practice because she partied too late last night. She is not quite the seasoned party whore her mama is; at least not yet. I told her I would drive him to school. I didn’t mind. Young boys in little shorts getting all aggressive? Fuck yes. That show was foreplay for me. Watching those little guys get all hot and sweaty got me all hot and bothered. While they were in the locker room cleaning up after practice, I snuck in so I could see all those young peckers. I got busted by the coach. He didn’t seem surprised. I guess I just scream trashy MILF. He wasn’t happy either, so I blew him. Men can’t resist head from any woman, especially not a dirty old cougar who can suck the polish off silver. The coach struggled being quite as I was giving him the best head of his life. My daughter’s charge and his team mates came to see what the fuss was about. One boy said to Ian, “Isn’t that your babysitter?” He responded proudly, “That’s her mom. Isn’t she great?” All the boys lined up behind their coach. They wanted their cocks sucked too. Now the coach had a decent dick. It was bigger and thicker than any of the boy’s young wieners, but it was hairy. I like hairless cocks and balls. I know I am a pervert, but it is the naughty aspect of blowing young boys that turns me on. The taste of their boy batter is pretty yummy. Their nuts smell good too. I satisfied the fuck out of the coach. Enough so that he didn’t give a rat’s ass about me blow banging his soccer team.  I think I need to become a nanny to a very young boy!

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

White Trash Phone Sex with Beverly

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes a call with me perfectly. I can class up in appearance, but I struggle to act the part of the prude or socialite. I was at a fundraiser last night with a friend. She won tickets to the local Humane Society shindig on the radio. I like animals. Wink wink. So, I told her I would go with her. I thought worst case scenario,  I had some free drinks and food. I was not out any money. Perhaps, I would meet a wealthy sugar daddy. Of course at my age, a sugar daddy would have to be ancient with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I gussied myself up in a hot pink body clinging dress. I tried not to look like a trailer trash whore, but it kind of exudes from my skin. My friend dresses up better than me, well she classes up better I should say. We hob knobbed with the local elite, but I found them all boring as fuck. I went into the kitchen to see if I could find some young guys to party with me. It was a sea of hot brown men. I am a Latin lover. They have nice cocks usually. Plus they like to party. While my friend was pretending to be a socialite, I was  doing lines of coke with the help. Oh, and I was sucking cock and getting finger banged. I was sitting on the kitchen island, my legs spread wide with a shit ton of brown fingers going in and out of my bald snatch. I was creaming all over the appetizers being served to the fundraiser guests. My special sauce I guess. I wanted more than fingers, so I was a gangbang whore in the kitchen. After my cunt was filled with cum and I was high as a kite, I went back to the fundraiser. I started blowing the men and eating the women. Suddenly, the swank event got interesting.

Big Dick Sucker Bev

big dick suckerI am a big dick sucker so I am always on the prowl for big dicks to put in my mouth. I guess I have a major oral fixation.  I have a new neighbor in the trailer next to me. It is a rental. A single mom and her son, or so I thought. When I went to be neighborly and check things out, I discovered he was not her son, just her boy toy lover 26 years her junior. She was my new hero. I flat out told her that too. I have fucked a lot of young boys, even my own son, but I have never had a young lover shack up with me. I need to rethink that. We drank some Mad Dog together, did a few lines then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome. Fuck yes. I love threesomes; but one with a trashy mommy like me and her young lover? That just screamed me.I just new he had to be hung like a porn star. I was right too. We both took turns sucking his big dick, but then we ended up both on his cock because there was more than enough to go around. That young man was in heaven. Not one cougar, but two. He called us mommy which added to the hotness of the encounter. He turned me into an anal cum dumpster when he fucked my ass too. I guess we got him all worked up so his balls were full enough to drop a load in his girlfriend’s twat and my hot ass. I of course am a cum whore, so I buried my tongue in her hot MILF ass and cleaned her up. I am going to love my new neighbors. Her boyfriend already sent my pic to several of his friends. It pays to be neighborly.

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Druggy Porn Cougar

druggy pornDruggy porn is all I make. Why? Because I am always fucking high. I love my coke. My momma gave me my first taste as a young girl. She wanted me high as a kite when one of her john’s fucked my tiny virgin pussy. I felt no pain. I didn’t even question what he was doing or why. I just wanted more coke. Coke gave me no inhibitions. It has allowed me to be a fucking dirty whore all my life. Very little I haven’t tried. Nothing I wouldn’t try except maybe snuff. Try that and you can’t try anything else ever again! Anyway, I went to see Chris Rock perform with some girlfriends last night. We weren’t the only white chicks there, he is fucking Chris Rock after all. But some brothers did take interest in us. Duh. We looked like trailer trash whores. Black guys love a trashy MILF. These weren’t gang banger guys either. These were classy brothers who wanted to fuck some trashy cougars. I don’t care if high class or low class, big black dicks are always welcome in my whore holes. We went to their hotel with them after the show. This was not a Super 8 either. They were in a fancy penthouse suite. I did lines of blow off a marbled bar. I also did lines off my friend’s pussy. We got gang banged by a band of brothers. Educated, wealthy, hung brothers. All married with sports cars and picket fences I am sure. But they didn’t fuck us like classy guys. They fucked us like gang bangers. Pulled our hair, gagged our mouths, smacked our asses and came all over our faces. It was a fucking hot time. We spent the night and got a fine breakfast in bed this morning. I’m not use to such royal treatment from brothers or anyone. I think I need to start picking up brothers at the theater or something lol! Even sophisticated men like a dirty whore.

Anal Cum Dumpster and Proud of It

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster. I love it in the ass. As an old whore, my pussy has seen a lot of action in between fucking daily for almost 40 years and  birthing some brats. It’s not exactly a tight snatch. My ass, however, can take a good hard fucking and still feel like a vice grip on your dick. The young boys in my neighborhood love ass fucking too. I think it is because so much porn on the Internet these days highlights ass fucking. Anything that brings the boys to my yard, I am all about. So this morning,  after I showered and had my cup of coffee, I did a line and got on my couch to show off my hot ass. I let all the boys and men going to the bus stop bright and early see that  I am an anal sex whore.  I took a beer bottle from the night before and fucked my ass for them. Would you believe that a beer bottle in my ass made all the boys come to my yard? Made them all cum in my ass too. They lined up to fuck this anal cougar. They didn’t care about being late to work or school. They just wanted to be a part of the anal gang bang. Young boys have cocks perfect for a good ass fucking too. Hard as a rock and not too big yet. Limp dicks or cocks at half mast don’t stay in a chick’s ass. But a teen boy’s cock? Now that is a cock that can fuck me all day long. I lost count of how many dicks I got this morning, but it was at least 20. I passed out in a pool of cum, woke up just in time to catch them on their way home. I’m ready for round two.

Gangbang Whore Cougar

gangbang whoreGangbang whore Friday bitches. This dirty old cougar needed party supplies for the weekend so I went down to the local truck stop to see Big D and his friends. Big D is a hung mother fucker with the best coke and weed in town. Now Big D is a trucker, not a dealer. He just shares his stash for pussy. He is not into the typical lot lizard skank. You know the type I am talking about, right? Tracks on their arms, bad skin, itching like crazy and smell like a fish market. I’m a dirty whore, but a clean bitch. Everyone wants to fuck me from my son to random men I meet on the street. Big D and I have been taking care of each other for years. He is half my age, but he has MILF fever and I have jungle fever so it has always worked out well. Every Friday he is in town on his route. He spends Thursday night in the local truck stop, so I march my hot ass down there and spend the night with him before he hits the road Friday afternoon. We fuck and get high. When I leave, I have a pussy full of cum and blow and weed for the weekend. I came home this morning with way more cum than usual because Big D decided to have me entertain some pals. Do you like gangbang sex stories? You may like this one. One white cougar and 15 black men. Hung black men.  We turned his truck into a porn set. I was doing lines off of nigger cock and get trained from behind. I love a black train. They are the best. Dicks were smacking my face and my ass. I was doused in so much cum I couldn’t even see. When I came home this morning, my walk of shame was legendary. I looked like I was bow legged. Plus, I was limping. Badges of honor if you ask me. I love being a dirty trick.

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutIt is fucking freezing today. So I invited a bunch of dudes over. Nothing warms a cum guzzling slut up better than a lot of hot steamy cum. It is hot and salty; feels good on my body and in my belly too. Big D, my coke dealer, brought over a bunch of his trucker friends.  Truckers get horny and tire easily of the lot lizard skanks. I am a skank most definitely, but I don’t look like a truck just ran over me. I’m a coke addict. I am not strung out on crack or smack. So I am not begging for cock to get a fix. The cock is my fix! I need cock and cum like addicts need their smack or most women need coffee.  For an old coke whore, I look damn fine.  I get all the cock I want in my 50s. This morning I got more than I could want thanks to some horny truckers. I got to hone my big dick sucker skills as Big D brought 12 hung truckers to warm me up with their cum. So with him, that was 13 men, almost all of whom were black. They were impressed that I still looked good with a tight little body. I got on my knees and begged them to pour some cum on me.  Dicks whipped out and I fell to my knees like a good whore for a blow bang. I sucked big black cocks and balls, and a few foot long white cocks too. Soon, I was doused in cum. Seriously, I looked like someone poured a jug of cum all over me. It was warm and sticky. It was just what I needed to warm myself up on a snowy day too. Do you have some cum to give a trailer trash whore too? Can never have too much.

Creampie Sex Stories: Locker room Cougar

creampie sex storiesDo you like hearing about creampie sex stories? I am a dirty old cougar. I always have a creampie. because I am always fucking. Just some days it is creamier than others, like this morning. I can’t get knocked up anymore, so I let anyone cum inside me. I was in rare form last night. I went to a high school basketball  game at the local high school. One of the boys I fuck in the trailer park invited me. He is on the team. To be around a bunch of horny high school boys,  I said hell yes.  I put on a tight low cut dress and  high heels and went on the prowl. My fuck toy invited me into the locker room. Actually, he snuck me in. I saw all those young boys naked. Hot and sweaty. Black and white. They got hard at the sight of me. Well, I am not cock tease. I am, however, a gangbang whore. I was a locker room cougar. I bent over a bench so the boys could do a MILF train. I was snorting lines of coke off the hard cocks of teen boys and getting fucked by them in the pussy and ass. I was fucking living the dream. There were about 25 boys including the second string and assistants. That was a fucking lot of cum. Young teen boys cum a lot too. I had one messy pussy. I knew just who to call to help clean up my massive creampie. My daughter! She met me back at the trailer. She eagerly cleaned me up too. We snowballed cum, fucked each other with the strap on and did lines of coke all night and most of today. But I am not tired yet. I still feel likely partying and fucking. Who’s in with me?