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Gangbang Whore Memorial Day Shingdig

gangbang whore big titsWe had a killer wild Memorial Day celebration in the trailer park, gangbang whore style! It’s still going on. Been celebrating our soldiers who lost their lives fighting for our freedom with booze and cock. Every Memorial Day weekend I get my brood together and we drink beer, cookout and play corn hole. This weekend the whole trailer park came. It started off as a drunk fest, ended up an orgy. That tends to happen when I break out the wicked party favors. Crystal meth and coke were being passed around like beer and pussy.

orgy phone sexWhen a couple soldiers showed up asking if they could crash the shindig, of course I said yes. This weekend is all about them anyway. They were hot as could be too. My daughter was eyeballing one and I had my eye on the other. Not sure how it happened, but my daughter and I started blowing the soldiers in the backyard, soon everyone had their clothes off and were fucking. My daughter fucked her boy while one of her friends poured beer on her pussy. She was creaming all over him as that booze cascaded over her clit.

phone sex lineI of course was fucking my guy in a lawn chair while a few party guests stroked their cocks and rubbed their clits. I love an audience so it was pretty hot having the trailer park egging me on, oh and giving me jizz bombs to the face. We all fucked for hours . I fucked every guy at the party, so did my daughter. We had cunts and asses filled with rivers of cum. In fact, we were pushing cum out our fuck holes into the mouths of some of the other girls at the party. We shared those soldiers cum in honor of all the brave men and women who died for our country.

live phone sex chatJust cuz we have fuck holes filled with Memorial Day cum didn’t mean the party was over. It is not a holiday cookout without a game of corn hole played the white trash way. My baby girl got up on the kitchen table, crammed an ear of corn in her cunt and pushed it out into my mouth, where I then shoved it into another girl’s ass and she pushed it out into someone else’s mouth. You get the picture. That’s how you play corn hole in the trailer park.

freaky phone sexI woke up this morning hung over with a trailer full of naked people still horny. I did a bump, went and woke up my hung soldier by licking his ass, hopped on his pee hard on and fucked him until he pissed in my cunt and shot another load of cum up my ass. When I checked on my daughter, she was passed out covered in jizz with a corn cob lodged in her ass. Yeah we know how to through a Memorial Day bash.

Your Phone Sex Line to Pissing Sex

phone sex line blow jobsMy phone sex line is a direct number to all sorts of dirty talk. I love sharing my exploits with other folks. I was truly a dirty whore this morning. I was on an all night binge. I did a shit ton of blow. I woke up next to some guy I didn’t even know. Half my age. He was pretty much unconscious still, but his cock was beautiful. He was soft and I measured him limp at 8 inches. I had to pump his dick up, see how big I could get it. I thought I could just start to blow him. Guys don’t sleep through great blowjobs.

Wrong. He was really out of it, so I worked a finger up his ass. Amazingly, he still did not budge. Well, he did not wake up, I should say. His cock was twitching as I found my way to his prostate. A sure fire way to get a cock at attention, is a finger up the ass. If he passed out or sleeping, slip a finger up the dude’s ass and take what you need. Now his cock was good and hard. I measured it at 12.25 inches. I had to do more than blow him so I climbed right up on his cock and fucked him. So I didn’t have verbal consent. I had a hard cock and that speaks volumes.

pissing sex rough oralI was riding his dick so hard. It was kind of nice. I had total control. Suddenly he started moving. I guess my cunt was reviving him! “Who are you,” he asked. “Does it matter? I’m the MILF fucking your cock good. That is all that matters,” I said. He tried to tell me he had too pee. That what I was fucking was not your typical hardon, but a piss hardon. I wasn’t telling him I anally assaulted him to get his cock up for me to fuck. I wasn’t letting him go anywhere until I came. He pissed in my cunt. Guess he wasn’t lying about having to pee. Feeling his warm golden stream shoot up my snatch made me have to return the favor, so I pissed all over his cock.

What a mess we made. We both pissed an ocean of pee. But he kept on fucking me afterwards. My bed was drenched in piss. It was about to get extra wet with cum. I actually was really turned on that he pissed in my pussy. Felt all warm an tingly. It was like he came twice in my snatch. Have you ever pissed up a cunt or ass? Pissing sex is hot. I want more now. I’ll be your toilet any day!

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Cougar Cum Dumpster Beverly is More than a Live Phone Sex Slut

cum dumpster trailer trashMy daughter asked me today how I got the nickname cum dumpster cougar. A few years ago I got really trashed. I mean fall down puking couldn’t remember where I lived drunk. I somehow ended up at a local frat house. I was doing what I do best. Swallowing cock and taking loads of cum to the face. I was being a jizz junkie whore. One of the frat boys called me a cum dump  because jizz was running out my fuck holes and matted in my hair. I was even burping cum bubbles. Another frat boy tried to get my address to get me home, but I was so blitzed I said I lived on cum dump lane.

When I puked up a river of cum on the frat house floor, a couple of the boys threw me in the back of a pickup truck like garbage and took me to the city dump. “She is nothing but a cum receptacle. She belongs with the trash,” and they tossed me in a pile of garbage. I woke up the next morning to fresh trash being dumped on me. When I started to move, the land waste guys realized I was in the pile of garbage. Instead of helping me, they treated me like a gangbang whore. Forced fucked my holes and coated me with even more cum. I fucked in a mountain of smelly garbage. I was just laying there like garbage getting fucked in every hole.

gangbang whore cum dumpI had cum dried on my skin, crusted over in my hair and dripping out my ass and puss. Plus, I reeked of day old sex and fresh garbage. I tried to catch a cab, but every driver thought I was a strung out hooker and would not help me home. I had to hitch a ride to get home, so of course I had to blow more cock and take more cum. When I got home, I swear I was 20 lbs heavier in cum. The neighbors saw me slithering home at 7 in the morning looking like a bukkake slut and gave me my nickname.

My dirty whore of a daughter actually looked appalled at my story. To shock and disgust her was a feat. I can and have taken a gallon of cum and more. I am not just a live phone sex whore. I am a total gutter cum slut waiting to be treated like the trash I am.

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This Mommy Blows Best

live phone sex BBCSo my son came home from college this week. He brought home a yummy dark morsel for me and my daughter to play with for the week. Drew is my son’s college roommate. I guess this hung lad comes from a family that plays together too, just his family is a bit more park avenue than trailer park. My son informed me that they have a friendly little wager going on to see whose mommy blows the best. While my son was with his family over Spring Break, he got to have a chocolate mommy blow him. I was happy to blow his roommate’s dick. Young dark meat? What’s not to love? But, I don’t just swallow dark meat. I devour it with my pussy, ass and mouth.

I had Drew naked and on the couch with his cock up my cunt after 20 minutes of meeting him. After 24 minutes of meeting him, his black cock was up my trailer park ass. My son relaxed with a beer and watched the show. I’m a dirty old cougar. I know I am the mommy blows best expert. No way a park avenue mommy does some of the shit I do, like ass to mouth, creamy facials and rim jobs. I even let the boys piss in my mouth if they want. That chocolate cock owned my ass and twat for awhile and finished him off in my mouth. Sure his dick tasted of my dirty ass, but I was not going to lose a cock sucking contest to some rich trophy wife.

bbc phone sex whoreDrew shot a thick creamy load of cum down my throat, followed by a piss chaser to wash it down. The fact that I let him fuck my ass with his thick anaconda then blew him with ass juice on his thick rod, made me the BJ mommy queen. This trailer park mommy blows best. Years of experience counts for something. That along with absolutely no inhibitions. Dirty sex is the best sex.

Surprising Sex with a Stranger

big dick sucker hot MILFI was winding down from a wild party weekend by attempting to be a domesticated goddess. I have some skills outside the bedroom, but I am more Linda Lovelace than Betty Crocker. I was taking my cherry pie out of the oven when someone knocked on my door. My new neighbor Henrietta wanted to introduce herself to me, and complain about my party this weekend. Not the way I like to meet people, but if she was complaining about the noise of my party in a trailer park, I knew I threw one hell of a bash.

I wasn’t sorry; I like to have a good time. Sue me. But, in the spirit of community, I apologized, said it doesn’t happen often and invited her in for pie. Something about Henrietta excited me. Within minutes of talking to her, my panties were wet and I was about to go get my strap on and suggest we get better acquainted in my bedroom. Normally, I need to be drunk or high before I get my dyke on, but she was hot in a domme sort of way and well, I was still horny as fuck from my weekend.

shemale phone sex big dick trannyI’m never one to hold her tongue so I was blunt with Henrietta. “Wanna fuck? I have a nice double sided dildo I’ve been itching to use.” She gave me a smile, stood up, and said, “Oh, we won’t need that honey.” She pulled her panties down, and I got the surprise of my life. My sexy new neighbor was a dude. I guess the politically correct term is shemale or tranny. No wonder I was wet when I met her. She was packing some serious heat in her pretty little panties. My new neighbor was a chick with a dick, a BIG dick at that.

cum dumpster big titsThe big dick sucker I am, fell to my knees and worshiped that cock. He was getting a slice of my pie and much more! I slurped, gulped and gagged until every inch of his hard dick was down the back of my throat. “You like my tranny dick don’t you slut,” Henrietta asked. I made nothing but garbled noises as I had way more than a mouthful. Soon, I was bent over my kitchen island getting fucked in my cunt and ass by my neighbor. Nothing says nice to meet ya in a trailer park like a load of spunk up both your fuck holes.

Henrietta and I got acquainted all day long.I gave her cherry pie, she gave me cream pie! I think I’m gonna like my new neighbor ALOT. She’s a he; the best of both worlds.

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Creampie Sex Stories with a Cum Dump Cougar

creampie sex stories dirty whoreI like sharing creampie sex stories. I am dirty cougar who loves cum. I have so many cum and creampie stories ranging from the mild to the extreme. One of my favorite stories is about how I trained my youngest daughter to love cum as much as her momma. I had this one young stud I fucked daily. He was a handyman around the trailer park. You know the type, young, hung and full of cum. I fucked him daily for years because he could shoot rivers of cum. The boy had a cum trajectory that belonged in the Guinness Book of Records. And, he came buckets more than even Peter North, which means this cum whore got a lot of creampies in her fuck holes.

creampie slut hot milfOne day my daughter was home sick from school. She was in her bedroom resting and watching TV, while I fucked my handyman and did lines of coke off his cock. This boy was a freak like me. He almost always went down on me after filling my old pussy up with a gallon of jizz. He had zero problem cleaning up his mess. He would pump me full of boy seed, then slide between my legs and lick his own spunk out of my cunt. Sometimes he would even slurp it out with a straw. Fuck, we even snowballed the creampies he left in my cunt.

anal cum dumpster cougarThis particular day he pumped me full of two loads of cum. His second load was bigger than his first and was deposited in my ass. He wanted to lick it out so badly, but I refused him. I wanted to give his cum to my daughter. I made him go into the kitchen, get a saucer and put it under my asshole. I shit a river of his cum into that saucer. The nasty freak tried to lick it up, but I smacked his face. “This is my daughter’s medicine,” I growled. I marched into her bedroom, with his spunk running down my thighs, and a saucer full of his jizz. I woke her up and informed her it was medicine time.

cum guzzling slut old cougarAs she sat up in bed, I poured the creamy musky substance down her throat. She grimaced at first, but when I informed her that a little of this daily was the only vitamin she needed, she gulped it down. “This is what keeps us healthy and happy,” I informed her. She has been guzzling cum daily with her momma ever since. And, she has never been sick again. Now she just gets her cum straight out of her momma’s cream filled snatch. Cum does a body good.

What kind of creampie stories do you have?

Orgy Phone Sex Trailer Style

orgy phone sex soccer momToday was the last day of the local schools, so my trailer park community held a block party for the little ones. There were all sorts of activities and food for the local brats. Of course, being the dirty soccer mom I am, I made an appearance to check out all the fresh young meat that will be home alone all summer while their folks are at work! I brought a little Spanish Fly straight from Mexico to spice up the Kool-Aid. I knew once those little ones got hopped up on that shit I could have my way with them. This was a block party in a trailer park, so most of the parents were high or drunk or both and back doing their own thing while I chaperoned the school brats.

It was a flesh smorgasbord for a dirty cougar like me. I love young cock, even young cunt. I invited all the brats, about 20 in all, back to my place to watch movies, eat junk food and relax. I knew the Spanish Fly would kick in by then. I was going to have myself a trailer park orgy with a bunch of school boys and girls. I could see the drug taking effect as they started peeling their clothes off. My pussy was drenched seeing all those little naked and hairless bodies. I took off my clothes and started helping myself to the goodies. I fondled little dicks and balls, fingered little cunts and asses, even encouraged them to touch each other. I sat in a big comfy chair while some of the little ones lined up to lick Sweet Tarts out of my cunt.

Today was the last day of the local schools, so my trailer park community held a block party for the little ones. There were all sorts of activities and food for the local brats. Of course, being the dirty soccer mom I am, I made an appearance to check out all the fresh young meat that will be home alone all summer while their folks are at work! I brought a little Spanish Fly straight from Mexico to spice up the Kool-Aid. I knew once those little ones got hopped up on that shit I could have my way with them. This was a block party in a trailer park, so most of the parents were high or drunk or both and back doing their own thing while I chaperoned the school brats. It was a flesh smorgasbord for a dirty cougar like me. I love young cock, even young cunt. I invited all the brats, about 20 in all, back to my place to watch movies, eat junk food and relax. I knew the Spanish Fly would kick in by then. I was going to have myself a trailer park orgy with a bunch of school boys and girls. I could see the drug taking effect as they started peeling their clothes off. My pussy was drenched seeing all those little naked and hairless bodies. I took off my clothes and started helping myself to the goodies. I fondled little dicks and balls, fingered little cunts and asses, even encouraged them to touch each other. I sat in a big comfy chair while some of the little ones lined up to lick Sweet Tarts out of my cunt. I was squirting all over their little faces. The more I squirted, the more they seemed to want to play. That Spanish Fly turned these little brats into sex machines. I had a full out orgy in my trailer. I started sucking peckers and guiding them into tiny cunnies. I managed to get quite a few peckers in my cougar cum holes too. I felt so dirty! But I loved it. My first school block orgy. I'm gonna love summer in my trailer park with all this young meat around to play with and parents too high to give a shit.I was squirting all over their little faces. The more I squirted, the more they seemed to want to play. That Spanish Fly turned these little brats into sex machines. I had a full out orgy in my trailer. I started sucking peckers and guiding them into tiny cunnies. I managed to get quite a few peckers in my cougar cum holes too. I even let the little boys piss in my ass and pussy. I like the feel of hot piss filling me up, especially when mixed with a gallon of boy seed. I felt so dirty! But I loved it. My first school block orgy. I’m gonna love summer in my trailer park with all this young meat around to play with and parents too high to give a shit.

Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar

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trashy MILF blonde whore“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.

blonde fucking druggy momMy head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.

dirty phone sex milfWe were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.

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Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut

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Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!

Anal sex whore slut wifeThe more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.

Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.

dirty phone sex whoresWe spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.

BBC Sex Stories: My Daughter’s First Dark Meat Special

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I arranged a friendly meet and greet for her with one of my fuck buddies, Freddie. I don’t only fuck black cock, but he only fucks white pussy. The younger the better. My introduction was not solely maternal. Freddie had the best crack in town too. I exchanged my teen daughter’s twat for drugs. When Heidi saw his dick she was in shock and awe. He stood behind her and let his anaconda flop out. Not only did his dick fall over her shoulder, but it went all the way down to her boob. Most cocks barely hit your shoulder, let alone cascade down your chest.

big dick sucker trailer whoresHeidi was big black cock curious now. She wanted to see if she could handle that serious piece of dark meat. And Freddie of course wanted her pink bald tight cunnie. Win win for me. I of course had to coach her in the proper handling of sizeable meat. Luckily, Freddie brought a few cock models for me to demonstrate with. I got down on my knees to show her how to swallow a sword. With a tree trunk you need two hands to grip it while working it in your mouth. Then you have to relax your throat muscle and tilt your head back so your throat expands. She gagged something fierce as that beef stick was crammed down her throat. For a moment I thought she was going to hurl. I had to help her, so I held her hair back , shoving her slowly inch by inch down his freak of nature cock. She was slobbering, chocking, eyes were bugged out. It was a hot sight.

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Maybe some girls don’t enjoy facials, let alone extreme facials, but the gutter sluts we are, we slurped up all that jizz, after snowballing it for a few to savor it. I’ve been supplying my daughter with Nigger dick ever since. I can supply you with it too if you want. For your wife, your daughter, your girlfriend, even yourself! Find out why folks say “once you go black you don’t go back,”

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