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I love being a cum guzzling slut. I think some one needs to bottle sperm and sell it in grocery stores for dirty old cougars. Think about it. Cum is full of protein, which is just what old whores like me need. My daughter had a brilliant idea. Invite a ton of young men over and instead of swallowing that spunk we spit it into a pitcher and save it. She is a cum whore just like me. We had a blow bang party. Men of all ages love to cum in a woman’s mouth. They don’t care if you swallow or not, they just want a cum receptacle. My daughter and I are cum dumpsters. I am the bigger cum dumpster, however. We love it in our mouths, pussies and asses. There was about 50 guys happy to dump their load in ours mouths. When they realized we were savoring their jizz and spitting it into a pitcher, some of them just jacked into the pitcher informing us they could cum again in our mouths. We were okay with that. The more cum the better. After bout 3 hours of guzzling cum, we had a pitcher full of man seed. I have fucked a lot of men in my life. I have taken a lot of cum too. But, this was the first time I saw that much cum in one place at one time. I wanted to guzzle it right then and there, but my daughter reminded me that we can have cum cocktails daily for a week now. She had a good point. We put it in the freezer in individual cups to keep it fresh. We even made cumsicles. They guys told us if we were such dirty cum whores, we should plan a bukkae party and get even more cum. Brilliant idea. A girl and her momma can never have too much cum.
I’m such a cum guzzling slut. I swear, I can never swallow enough man seed. Guys ask me all the time if I swallow. Fuck yes, I swallow. I gargle too. I was gargling a lot of cum this morning. I have a morning ritual. Most women get up, pee, make a pot of coffee, shower and get ready for work. Not this dirty old whore. I wake and bake, then do a few lines of coke too, pee, pour a glass of Jim Bean, sit naked on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating until the school boys come in for a morning blowjob before school. Fifteen boys this morning showed up for head. Good thing I love cum, because young boys have full balls first thing in the morning. I have the trailer park boys trained well too. They save their loads for me. So instead of stroking their morning wood away, they take a cold shower, leave the house early and let the trashy MILF in Lot 15 take care of them before getting on the school bus. They way I look at it, I am providing a much needed service to young boys. By draining their balls before school, I am clearing their minds so they can focus on their school work. It works for me too. I get a liquid protein rich breakfast that fuels me for my phone whore job. The boys make a stop back at my trailer on the way home from school so I can drain them again. This frees their mind to do their homework and after school chores. Food is overrated. If I have a belly full of cum, I am very high functioning. I think every mommy needs to begin her day by blowing her son and his friends. Do you agree? Cum is good for old whores like me.
I woke up with a cum filled cunt this morning. I got really fucked up last night, fucked a bunch of guys from the trailer park. All ages, sizes and races too. I don’t discriminate. Cum is cum. Fucking is fucking. I had some great coke. It was cut with something else, not sure what, but whatever it was made me feel horny as fuck. My ass and cunt got trained for hours. I passed out sometime after 3 AM this morning. I would have been late to my phone whore gig if it wasn’t for my daughter licking me awake. I knew it wasn’t because she didn’t want me to be late to work. It was because she is a creampie slut. She loves cum as much as her momma. She claims her favorite way to eat cum is right out of her mother’s pussy. Because there were so many loads of spunk in my old snatch, my daughter joked that she needed a spoon to scoop it out. I told her go get one, but she opted to use her fingers instead. She slid a few into my twat. When she pulled them out it looked like honey dripping off a twig. That cum really was thick, even chunky. I wanted some too. I used to be flexible enough to put myself in a ball and lick my own puss. I miss the days of eating my own creampie! My daughter could read the look on my face so she sucked a big wad of jizz into her mouth so she could kiss me. I love snowballing my daughter. We been swapping cum since she was little. I use to put her brother’s cum in her bottle. To raise a good cum whore like I did, like my mother did, you need to feed that jizz to them when they are young. Cum does a body good. Just look at me!
I’m a trailer trash whore. That means I have no morals and no limits. I recently inherited a dog from my daughter. She decided he was too much responsibility. I decided he was a boy magnet. Young ones love furry creatures. I have started walking Buster at the park near me. It is where all the boys in the trailer park play. Today, a young boy asked me if he could pet my dog. My response? “That’s not all you can pet honey.” He didn’t know what I meant. Poor thing was still a virgin and clueless about heavy petting. I asked him back to my trailer to help me feed Buster. Oh, to be that young and naïve again! Wait, I was never that naïve. I spiked his lemonade just in case he put up a fight. I didn’t think he would. Who wouldn’t love a trashy MILF fucking them? Turns out, I didn’t need to spike his drink. The little boy was a player. As soon as he sat down on the couch he was like, “So we going to fuck or what?” I was pleasantly shocked. I never saw that one coming. He informed me every boy in the neighborhood knows about the cougar in Lot C who loves boy cock. I accidently on purpose knocked over the rest of his lemonade so he would not be too out of it to fuck. I stripped so we could get down to business. He was no virgin. That little boy knew what he was doing. Turns out he hangs out at the park to seduce sexy mature women. He has been fucking his momma since his dick could twitch. He just likes to sample other hot MILFs. I got played good, but it was all worth it because he was a hot fuck.
I love being a trashy MILF. If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair. It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.
The party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him. I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs