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I am such a dirty phone sex whore. I had a meeting this morning with an insurance guy. My car insurance was revoked for a DUI. Okay, three DUI’s. My lawyer got my license back for some great head, so I figured I could get my insurance back with some fucking? The insurance guy was a harder sell. He is the kind of guy who likes them younger if you know what I mean. I made him an offer, well more of a deal. I could bring him some jailbait pussy to fuck, if my car insurance could be reinstated. He agreed. Now, my dilemma was finding a young girl the age he liked. I knew my daughter could help because she babysits. She will do anything for her mommy, including drugging a sweet young princess and delivering her to my insurance guy’s office. He was fingering her young bald slit while using his other hand to reinstate my insurance and make it look like I had no DUI’s. My daughter and I watched as he fingered her little slit. We fingered each other as we watched him sink his cock into her little tight virgin cunnie. He let out a moan that could wake the dead. Feeling something that tight on his cock, made him very vocal. He has been a P man in his mind for years, but I made him a P man in real life today. I will do anything to make sure I can get around town still to get coke and big black cock. I didn’t sell my soul to the devil. I just sold a young girl to my insurance broker. That is why I am a trashy milf. I don’t care about a young girl’s virginity as much as I do my ability to drive.
Being a big dick sucker means I have a voracious appetite. I stuffed my mouth with all sorts of great food yesterday. I ate enough food to last me a few days, which means today I woke up hungry for only one thing: cock. While other women were out shopping to get the best deals, I was sucking their husbands’ cocks. I have this tradition on Black Friday. No, its not black cock. I can get black cock any time I want. Many women on the right side of the tracks don’t drive. They are spoiled rich bitches. Either they Uber to the sales, they have personal drivers or their husband’s drive them to the stores at the crack of dawn. I troll the parking lots of Best Buy, Target, Macy’s…. staple stores like that. The lots are always full of men sitting in their cars for hours waiting on women to finish shopping. I knock on the window and spread good cheer in the form of free head or a titty fuck. If they have a big dick and don’t mind car fucking, I offer up my pussy. It helps pass their time, and it helps me work off all that food I ate on Thanksgiving. I took about 12 loads of cum in the parking lot of Best Buy, but I struck gold at Macy’s. Not only did I blow a lot of cock, I made some tips. Even though I was not there for the money, many men felt the need to tip me for my random act of kindness. I made a lot more money than any Salvation Army store bell ringer I am sure. I came home looking like a cum dumpster, but I had holiday money I was not even expecting. Best Black Friday ever. Tonight, I will get some big black cock and cover the Black part of today.
My daughter and I are hookers for hire on occasion. When guys find out we are mother and daughter, they offer us money to fuck. Men love tag teaming mother and daughter whores. We were out the other night at the local strip club. My daughter was making extra money in the amateur stripper contest. She can work a pole better than any stripper. I was talking with this wealthy guy from out of town. His curiosity was piqued when he realized I was there cheering on my daughter. Since we were there to make money, he made us a generous offer. He didn’t want to fuck us. He just wanted to watch us play to the tune of $10,000. That is a shit ton of money to trailer park whores. He was staying in a hotel in the nice part of town. He took us by limo to his suit. While in the limo we got down and dirty, started earning our money. He stroked his fat cock watching me muff dive on my daughter’s cunt. I love eating her sweet snatch. I have been eating it since she could crawl. Once we were in his hotel room, we got down and dirty. We not only tribbed our bald cunts, we ate each other’s asses too. He had some toys for us to play with also. This was better than any dirty phone sex story I could tell. This guy was prepared for women to come back to his hotel with him. It was a very profitable and fun night. I love eating my daughter’s twat, but to get paid for it was just icing on the cake. My daughter and I bought some good coke and went shopping the next day. We still have money left too. We love being sexy whores.