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A trashy milf always looks her best. I keep my body tanned, my hair blonde, and my clothes slutty. I don’t ever want to be mistaken for a high class woman. I think once I grab a guy’s crotch he knows I am no good girl. I was at this food festival in town last night. I had on a hot pink skin tight dress. High stilettos too. As I walked around on the brink of falling over, I looked at the men staring at me. I calculate my risks when I decide to grab a guy’s cock. It is the most effective way, however, for making sure you are bringing home a winner. This carnie guy was not that attractive, but he appeared to be hung like a horse from the outline in his pants. I grabbed his dick and he grabbed my pussy. I asked him if he wanted to come back to my trailer and fuck, but he wanted to give me his cock there at the festival. I got on my knees, it was gravel too I was on, so it hurt my boney knees. His cock felt good in my mouth, which made up for it. He said I was a great cock sucker. I am a big dick sucker, so I did my best. I was in public and on my knees, but I still managed to swallow some carnie cum.
White trash phone sex means you are talking to a chick from the wrong side of the tracks. I was raised in a trailer park and I will die in one too. Trailer park sluts have great lives. I don’t pretend to be anything I am not. I don’t need fancy clothes or a fancy car. I don’t need respect or a legitimate job. I barely graduated high school. All I need is coke, cock and cum. The three C’s of life. I was drinking alone last night in my trailer when this guy knocked on the door. Anyone who knows me knows I have a knock don’t tell policy. Married or young can knock on my trailer and get fucked and sucked and not only do I not tell, I don’t ask questions either. Sam knocked on my trailer park door last night. He asked for head but I said why settle for just head when you can fuck a trailer trash whore too? I mean seriously, I don’t just suck cock unless a guy doesn’t want to fuck me. But cum on? Who doesn’t want to fuck a lot lizard skank like me? I polished Sam’s knob a few times then I became his dick spinner. I saw the ring on his finger. Maybe a fight or maybe the wife don’t put out any more. I didn’t ask because in the end all I cared about was the dicking he gave me.
I have a freaky phone sex story for you. My son is dating this girl. She is super-hot but boring as fuck in bed. He asked me if I could help him out. I knew what he had in mind, but I wasn’t sure if she would be up to a kinky threesome with her boyfriend’s mom. If she is boring in the sack, chances are she is not adventurous. I was wrong. I think the problem was that she likes pussy too. My son was dating a bisexual hottie. I was having dinner with them and she was finger banging my cunt under the table. I had a sloppy wet pussy before the fun started. I passed around some great weed. We got high as fuck and fooled around. She was more interested in his cock when it was in one of my fuck holes. I felt bad for my son. He loves this sweet young thing, but she needs pussy to get in the mood. That bodes well for me but might not sit well for my son. What boy wants to lose a girl to his mommy? I wanted my son happy, so I made his love interest a deal. A secret deal. She could have my cougar cunt whenever she wanted if she fucked my son with enthusiasm. She was good with the deal. Now, I will join them occasionally because threesomes are hot. Mostly, however, I will be eating her cunt and letting her eat mine on the down low from my son.
Most men want to enjoy a blonde fucking whore. Blondes have more fun, right? I decided to get gussied up last night and take a walk on the right side of the tracks. Every now and again, I get a wild hair and decide I should pick up some rich boy. My community is just like the film Pretty in Pink. The rich folks live on one side of the train tracks, and the section 8 homes and trailer parks are on the side by the docks and water. When I step into one of the clubs on the good side of the tracks, I look like I don’t belong. I am dressed like a trailer trash whore. I don’t talk like I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and I don’t act like it either. The women hate me, but the men love me. As I walked into the club in my skintight spandex dress and stripper shoes, men eyeballed me the women raised their disapproving brows. The first cute guy to buy me a drink was getting fucked. This rich boy approached me. His name was James and he was home from Harvard. He said he wished more women looked like me. He bought me several drinks and after the last Tequila shot, we were shagging in the men’s room. I was bent over a urinal getting fucked by an Ivy League boy. I could see the urinal cake. I was likely the first woman in that bathroom because all the stuck up bitches in the club looked like the type that would never fuck in a bathroom. My Harvard boy ushered in some more rich boys to fuck me. Holy fuck. They ravaged my ass and pussy; made me a dirty gangbang whore. That is not a complaint! I was proud to walk out of the club with cum leaking out my holes. I got what I came for.
I am a cum dumpster. Anyone who knows me, knows that about me. I have no impulse control. I will go down on you in a movie theater. I went to see a horror flick Saturday with my daughter. We both love scary films. Some teen boys were in the theater. Although the place was not crowded, these teen boys sat right next to us. They could have sat anywhere in the place, but they wanted to be next to us. I knew why. They wanted to see if they could get some movie head or maybe at least a hand job. I am the kind of woman to do that. I have that rode hard put away wet look. Guys like girls like me. These were high school boys. One sat on my side and the other went to set next to my daughter. My daughter and I can multi-task. We pulled out their cocks and stroked while watching the movie. About mid-way through, we gave them head. Their moans were loud, but not louder than the screams on the screen. My daughter and I both had cum dripping off our faces when we left the theater. We didn’t care. I am proud to be a dirty cum guzzling slut. I am proud to have a jizz junkie daughter too.
Being a big dick sucker has its perks. I love cum. And when a big dick meets the right dick sucker, he unleashes a lot of cum. Cum he didn’t even know he had in his balls. My trailer park had a community Fourth of July cook out. It was a bunch of rednecks like me drinking beer and lighting off fireworks. Around 3 am, only a few of us were still standing. One of the men still standing was Jared. He is a thirty something married man. His wife is a stripper. Fucking gorgeous too. She was working late because holidays are big bucks in her line of work. The rumor has always been that Jared has a big dick, especially for a white guy. I never put the moves on him because his wife is hot as fuck. Not only is she a stripper but she is soon to be a Playboy centerfold. When that happens, I am sure they will leave this trailer park. Jared and I got to talking and I discovered his wife won’t give head. A stripper who won’t suck cock? He said she claims she has an easy gag reflex and doesn’t want to puke on his dick. I joked that I have almost no gag reflex and I love to puke on cocks. The next thing I knew, we were at my place titty fucking. I told him I was a cum dumpster whore and loved to swallow. He had not had a proper ball draining in a few years. This was charity head! Of course, as a cum whore, I benefited from the ball draining because he had a ton of cum backed up in those balls. By the time he left I was covered in his jizz. Hey, if your wife won’t drain your balls, this cougar will.