Most commented posts
- Trashy MILF Babysitter — 14 comments
- Trashy MILF Uber Ride — 12 comments
- Trashy MILF Threesome — 9 comments
- A Big Dick Sucker and an Anal Sex Whore Walk Into a Trailer… — 9 comments
- Cum Guzzling Slut — 8 comments
The only person I know who is as big of an anal sex whore as me, is my daughter. She was feeling anal last night and paid me a surprise visit. I was happy to play with her cute bubble butt. She takes it up the ass just like her momma, but we have this double-sided dildo that is for our anal sex fun. Most women would use it for their pussies, but we aren’t most women. We are trailer park whores. I lubed her pretty pink puckered asshole up first with my tongue then with some KY jelly. I worked half of that dildo beast in her ass, then we worked on getting the other half in my ass. I am no stranger to hardcore anal sex, so the fat imitation meat slipped right into my well-used asshole. We worked it so that we were ass cheek to ass cheek. We bounced our butts together and rubbed each other’s clits until we were squirting on each other. I love that I raised such a dirty whore. Being a nasty freak seems to run in my family.
Being a trailer trash whore pays the bills. Trust me, I have been whoring myself one way or another since I was a wee girl. I helped my whore mommy pay the bills. Johns paid more for my young slit than her old pussy. Nowadays, I don’t make as much as I once did, but I get free coke and that saves me a ton of money. I can pay the bills because I trade sexual favors for white powder. Normally, I go down to the truck stop and have sex with the black truckers. They have the biggest dicks and the best coke. Last night, however, none of my regular playmates were around for some hot lot lizard sex. I was starting to head home, when a guy made me a proposition. He reeked of police. He was a nerdy white guy out of his ball park, and he didn’t know the lingo. He was a cop, but off duty. He just wanted his dick sucked. No way I was getting coke off a cop, likely not money either. I just blew him. I figured I would have a get out of jail free card if I swallowed his cum. Turns out the cop had a nice cock, a lot of great confiscated coke and a wad of cash. Clearly, he was not a good cop. That was fine by me. I much prefer to party with bad boys.
It was gangbang whore night at the truck stop last night. My daughter and I went down to the diner to have a meal and check out the truckers. We were the hottest skanks in the place. We both loved the attention. Truckers swarmed around us. One guy bought our greasy spoon dinner. We went back to his truck to fuck. Other guys got wind of the two hot skanks getting fucked in one of the trucks and a lot of other truckers wanted in on the action. My daughter and I are whores. We don’t care who we fuck if they share their drugs. Once the entire truck stop knew about the lot lizard sex party going on, it turned into a gang bang. My daughter and I entertained about 30 truckers last night. Not only did we score a free meal, we scored a shit load of coke and pot. These guys would tip us with a bag of powder or a few joints. I have fucked for less. Of course, we were sore as fuck on the way home and covered in cum, but we just cleaned each other up with our tongues and took a bubble bath together. We love being whores in crime.
I had a white trash phone sex Valentine’s Day. What does that mean? Sex in a trailer park with your son and his friends, lines of coke, beer bongs and lots of cum. That is a white trash Valentine! My son showed up around noon. He had with him a few friends, a bag of coke and a lot of beer. It was 5’oclock somewhere. I put the beer bong hat on and started chugging massive quantities of Coors Lite. I may be a skinny bitch, but I can out drink most men. Once I was liquored up, I started doing white lines off cocks. Young, hard, happy to see me cocks. My real Valentine’s Day gift was those cocks. When I am drunk and high, I can showoff my big dick sucker skills the best. I had those boys in awe of my skills. No matter how drunk I am, I never puke, not even when swallowing gallons of cum and getting skull fucked. I am an old whore, not a silly school girl. We party all day long and well into the night. I think all the cum I swallow somehow prevents me from getting as drunk as I should be. My pussy is sore this morning; so is my ass, but I had one hell of hot Valentine’s Day celebration. At least the parts I remember were wicked hot.
My phone sex line is for no taboo fun. I am no goody too shoes. I don’t have limits. I want to be as uncensored on the phone as I am in real life. This weekend I decided to crash a college campus. The closest I have ever gotten to a college degree is fucking smart college boys and a few professors. I have been on campuses before, but it has been awhile. A cougar like me can rake in a lot of cock in a short span of time on a college campus because there are per capita more horny boys per square mile than anywhere else. Even though it is cold, I wore my sluttiest outfit. I was competing with coeds after all. I should have known better. Those horny college studs can have coed pussy anytime, but trashy milf pussy is like a delicacy. I was being invited to one party after another and I was just walking through the quad checking out the talent. I settled on the Sigma Chi frat house. I saw many a hunky stud in those Greek letters. I arrived early before the coeds showed up. I didn’t really care about mixing with the entire campus crowd; I just wanted to have a gang bang. I wanted as many cocks as I could handle in a few hours. Turns out I can handle an entire frat house with over 100 members. I was doing shots and smoking some college cush that took me back to the 70s. That primo weed made my cunt and ass relax to accommodate a bunch of cocks of different sizes. I told them they could go rough on me and they showed me no mercy which was great because I didn’t want any. I stayed around for the party to get drunk, but my memory gets spotty after that. I know I was a gangbang whore though because my pussy was full of cum and gaped open the next day.
This trailer trash whore was short on the rent. It is due no later than the 5th. I went a little crazy this past month partying. The landlord’s son is hot for me. They work together. Daddy owns the trailer park, but junior does the books and pays the help. He is half my age, a tall skinny geek. Not my type at all, but I need a place to live and the lot rent was due. I put on something sexy and paid him a visit. I had on my short jean shorts that look more like underwear than shorts. It was way too cold for daisy dukes and a tube top, but it was a look that would pay the rent. Junior puddled when I purred, “I have a problem, can you help me?” He was tongued tied. When I explained I couldn’t pay the rent, first he offered an extension. I grabbed his cock and told him that wouldn’t do either. Then he was between my legs giving me a sloppy wet pussy with his tongue. That is when I knew I had the month of February as a freebie. Damn, he was a good cunt licker. Daddy would never go for me, but junior was the one in charge of the books anyway. He just marked me paid with my cunt juice all over his face. At this rate, I may never pay rent again.