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Hole Up with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is not in an uproar over the lack of toilet paper around. We have been conserving it in my home. My son and daughter are staying with me until this social isolation bullshit is over. If I have them with me, I can stay indoors. By myself, I would go crazy. I can’t go without cock, cum and coke. My three favorite C’s. Make that 4 favorite C’s because I love cunt too. When my son must piss, he does it in either my mouth or my daughter’s mouth. If we are otherwise engaged, he pees in the toilet and we lick him clean or he just dries his dick on our blonde locks. We are a dirty clan in many ways. Gotta piss and no toilet paper, no problem. Coated in cum, and nothing to clean it up with, no problem. My daughter and I love the taste of cum and piss. And, we don’t mind dirty assholes either. I think a tongue in a dirty butt or a cum filled cunt is better than toilet paper anyway. Definitely better for the environment. My son, daughter and I are not worried about supplies. We aren’t worried that the sky is falling either. We are just holed up in my trailer getting high, fucking and cleaning each other up with our tongues. Just another day in the trailer park.

This Cum Guzzling Slut Can’t Stay Away

cum guzzling slutMy city is a ghost town lately, but as a cum guzzling slut, I can always find the party. That is because I am the party. I knew the truckers would be out in full force. They are the ones delivering all the supplies to stores. I put on a slutty outfit and went to my dirty truck stop. If I have not gotten a nasty virus there before, it ain’t happening lol. I found Big D. He was with this skanky younger girl, but he tossed her out of his cab the moment he knew I was nearby. He just loves this dirty old blonde whore. He was all apologetic for banging the skank. Get this. He offered to sanitize his big black dick. He clearly forgot who I was for a second. I just use her cunt juice as lube. I mean his dick was still hard and glistening. It would be such a waste not to utilize his big hard cock. I bounced up and down his throbbing nigger dick and let him shoot the biggest cum shot up my cunt. I have missed him. He thought maybe I was staying inside with all the shit going on in the world lately. I am not the play it safe kind of girl. I am the play it dirty kind of whore. I fucked Big D first because he is my favorite, but I quickly spread cheer to the other truckers with my tight old holes. It was a long night of fucking. I earned my cum dumpster badge of honor. I got in right before the sun came up. I drank some vodka to kill any germs and played with my messy pussy. Everyone else can stay home if they want. Not this old bitch. I want to get out there and have some fun.

Dirty Phone Sex: Fuck the Coronavirus

dirty phone sex I love dirty phone sex. I am an old broad. The rode hard put away wet kind of trailer park whore your momma warned you about. I like to have fun. For me, that means fucking and partying. I crashed a party last night. Everyone is freaked out about this coronavirus, but not me. All the booze I drink will kill most shit. If I have not caught some nasty virus yet, I doubt it will happen. I have had a ton of unprotected fucking. I have licked cum off floors. I have sucked off random men in glory holes and truck stops. I have done cocaine off the asses of strippers. I have been involved in countless gang bangs. If nothing has killed me yet, I don’t think it ever will. I am not living in fear. I sure as shit ain’t staying at home and diddling my cunt alone. I put on my sluttiest outfit and went out to swap some germs last night. I heard a trailer rocking. I crashed the party. A man celebrating that he has a month off work. He works for some delivery service and his company is benching more than half the drivers until April. I asked if I could join the party. I became the party. All the women who were invited stayed home. Wusses. That was fine, more cum for me. More coke for me.

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI’m proud to be a big dick sucker. I can deep throat monster cocks like a porn star. Everyone in my trailer park knows me as the cougar cum guzzler because I like my dicks huge and my balls heavy with spunk.  This morning, Jerome stopped by for a little oral therapy. He woke up with wood in his pants and a cranky wife. He knew what to do. He marched himself down to my trailer with his monster cock hardon and said, “Suck it bitch.” Some ladies may be offended by that kind of talk, but not me. I’m a dirty whore who loves it nasty. Jerome palmed the back of my head to push me down full force on his throbbing anaconda. He doesn’t care if I gag on his cock. Hell, he prefers it. He was choking my throat with his dick. Rough oral was an understatement. His big piece of meat was going to make me puke up cum. I love being skull fucked by monster cock, so I’m willing to take the risk! His cock was so big his pre cum was more than most men’s ejaculation. I rubbed his oozing seed all over my face. Pre cum is my favorite lip gloss.

I had so much fun slurping on that hard rod. When it’s over a foot long and thick as a coke can, it gets messy. I was gagging and drooling as I worked his dark meat into my mouth. Took two hands to hold it. One of the few cocks that can titty fuck me and there still be more than half that cock that doesn’t fit between my jugs. After about a half hour or worshiping his dick, he exploded. Cum was everywhere. I got a jet blast to my face. Cum covered my face; even splashed on the ceiling. I slurped all that yummy spunk off his drained dick too. I clean up my messes. I am a cum dumpster.

Never Too Old for Hot Stripper Sex

hot stripper sexI am a little old for hot stripper sex, or am I? I was at the local strip club last night for Manic Monday. Cheapest beer in town, plus an amateur contest. I was just there for the beer and to pick up some young college boys. The cheep beer and $3 cover bring out the younger crowd. I knew the strippers would ignore the broke ass college boys, but since I didn’t want their money, I figured they would want some pussy. Old pussy is still pussy. I ended up partying with four frat boys in the club. They encouraged me to enter the amateur contest. I didn’t have much competition. Monday nights are slow in strip clubs once football is over. My frat boys were like my cheerleaders. I think they are the reason I won the $500 prize. They screamed so loud for me. I was happy to use my prize money to get us all a VIP room for an hour. This young stripper came with the room, but the boys wanted to see me dance instead. I suggested we both dance. She didn’t seem to mind that idea. She worked the pole better than me, but I drained those frat boys’ poles a few times each.  In the end, I was the best gal on the pole. That is because I am a trailer trash whore.

Creampie Slut and Soccer Mom

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. I trolled the park this morning where the schoolboys play soccer on the weekends. I know, right? I have underwear older than those boys. It was a warm day for this time of year in Florida. I put on short shorts, a tank top and high heels. I was going for the trashy look. Those boys stopped kicking the ball around once they saw me. I looked for adult supervision and saw none, so I felt safe in leading the boys into the wooded area for a gang bang. I was like some sort of lot lizard sex pied piper. The boys followed me in unison into the woods. I didn’t even bring a blanket. I just got on the cold ground, tugged my shorts off and let them fuck me. They couldn’t believe their luck. I let each one nut inside me. I am too old to get knocked up and who makes schoolboys wear condoms? I wanted to feel their young hot seed inside me. I wanted to go home with a sloppy cunt. Those boys were so grateful that I came by. Some of them were even virgins. I told them this could be a regular Saturday thing. I mean I do love fucking young boys. They have so much energy. They don’t last long, but they need no foreplay and they fuck faster than the Energizer bunny. I went home to start my phone sex shift and my pussy is still leaking boy cum down my legs.

BBC Phone Sex Whore Struggles with a Monster Cock

bbc phone sexI am a BBC phone sex whore. Born and raised. There is an adult dating site called blondes on blacks. It is my favorite dating app. The first picture is my profile picture. It brings all the big black cocks to my fuck holes. Last night this blonde was on Tyrese’s big black cock all night long. He is a 45-year-old construction worker with a 13-inch cock. I had to lower myself slowly down on his monster shaft. He had what I call a king kong dong. I am used to big cocks, but this was a monster cock. I had to go slow. Even a seasoned black cock whore like me struggles sometimes. I fucked Tyrese all night long and I am paying for it today. A cock that big stays hard all night long. Holy fuck, even after a few cums he was still erect. Either I never drained his balls completely or his cock was just too big to go limp ever. He was the biggest dick I have found on this app thus far. I am a great big dick sucker, but I got maybe half of his cock in my mouth. Tyrese gave me a workout and he challenged me too. I don’t think I have been this sore since I lost my virginity. I don’t think I have ever been full of so much cum either.

The Trash in White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexYou are looking at the trash in white trash phone sex. I was drunk last night. I am a seasoned drinker, but I was drinking bourbon and smoking some primo weed from Columbia. I got fucked up. I was in this little dive bar drinking with bikers and college frat boys who aren’t 21 because this hole in the wall never cards. If you can pay for booze, they pretty much let you in. The drinks are cheaper than the chicks in this place. I have been there many times. I am known as BJ Bev there because I always end up trading blowjobs for shots. Why spend money when you can get shit for free? Last night, I was drunker than ever before. One dude set me on top of the pool table and fucked me. It wasn’t exactly like Jodie Foster in the Accused because I was willing. No never comes out of my mouth unless some one is offering me a soda to drink. Once he fucked me, other guys in the bar wanted to fuck me too. I was a gangbang whore on a pool table. A cum dump too. I was coated head to toe in biker jizz. Some frat boy jizz too. The bartender even nailed me. By the time the bar closed, I was too drunk to drive, so I called an Uber. I drenched his back seat in cum. Oops. I was so wet panties wouldn’t have helped. I tossed him a $100 tip. Hopefully, his seats were scotch guarded lol.

Trailer Trash Whore on the Beach

trailer trash whoreYou know what a trailer trash whore does on an unseasonably warm day? She goes to the beach to suck some cock. It was 65 today in my part of Florida. I put on a skimpy bikini and decided to see if I could get into trouble. The ocean would be cold and although not bikini weather yet, I knew there would be men jogging on the beach or walking their pooches. Seeing a blonde whore with her big boobs crammed into a bikini top would garner some attention. Men were tripping over me. One guy was with his buddy. They were out jogging and stopped to say hello. I told them to say hello to my big tits with their cocks. They looked at me like I had just punked them. They scanned the beach and pulled out their cocks. I pulled my bikini top to the side. They jacked their cocks all over my big juggs. I felt like a dirty old cum dumpster. These boys had big loads. I have big tits, so they were the perfect cum catchers. I sucked their cocks too for another load. I spent the day at the beach draining the balls of  horny boys and men. I never went in the ocean, but I got wet. Wet with lots of cum.

Lot Lizard Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterI am such a cum dumpster. That is what every guy says about me. Last night I was partying with some truckers down at the Love’s. A sexy lot lizard like me can always find some handsome truckers to party with down there. I was horny. I wanted to fuck and get high. One of the guys asked me if I was cum whore Beverly. I just smiled because I was happy to know I had such an appropriate nick name. One of the guys asked me to prove what a cum whore I am. I invited them to circle jerk on me. I walked in between two trucks and they all followed me. I took my shirt off and ordered them to pull their cocks out. At the count of three they all started jerking their dicks while I got on my knees. I was half naked in the cold of the night with my knees on asphalt. The truckers circle jerked on me. I felt hot jizz hitting my face and tits. I put the skank in lot lizard sex skank. One of the truckers had a double wide cab, so we crammed our cold asses in there for more cum fun. I got gangbanged in the back of a cab proving that I am indeed a dirty cum dump whore. I can never get enough cum.