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Trashy Milf at an Orgy

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf like me, you a lot of attention and in the most unexpected places too. I was working a private party over the weekend. Florida is pretty much back open for business and I needed coke money. I was a bartender for a swank private party. The party got wild. Apparently, it was some wealthy swingers party. I had to wear a sexy outfit, but I was clothed. They asked for a busty blonde for eye candy. I fit that bill. I just did not know it was a swinger’s party until people started fucking. I no longer wanted to bartend. I wanted to join in on the fun. These were my kind of people and I was horny as fuck. It was hard to take drink orders seeing all these sexy couples fucking and sucking. I wanted to join in instead of taking drink orders. I saw couples ass fucking. I am an anal whore. I get so turned on by hardcore anal sex. I love a cock up my ass. Always have. Always will. I leaned forward to get a better view of the stiff dick up the one woman’s ass and my boobs popped out of my outfit. The guy fucking her in the ass started sucking on my tit. Now I was really turned on. I tossed my tray to the ground and got in on the action. I took turns between the two couple’s legs licking balls, clits and assholes. I figured I could better assist the party goers by licking and sucking on them than bringing them drinks. Who could hold a drink anyway? Every time a cock slipped out of an ass, I sucked it and guided it right back in. Then I would lick those empty pussies. I could slide my fingers and tongue deep inside a chick’s cunt, even lick sweaty balls too. Eventually, men realized I was there for fun and not drinks and they started to fuck me. I got fucked. I guzzled cum out of asses. I ate some pussy. I guided slippery hard cocks back into fuck holes. Not to mention I made tip money too. I just could not stay on the sidelines serving drinks while all those hot folks fucked. Hopefully, next time I will be invited as a guest. I love hardcore orgy porn.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingI am a blonde fucking whore. Even when my state is closed, horny men know where to come to have fun. I have a reputation and I am proud of it. I do the things wives do not and I do them all the time. Last night, a couple married guys came over to party. They brought me some coke, so they do know my reputation. I am a horny bitch who loves to get high and fuck. These two married fellows are stuck at home with wives who will not do anything anymore. They will not suck cock. They will not fuck. They will not even give a hand job. Isn’t that part of their job as a wife? Well, these studs were handsome. They were not trailer park dudes either. They arrived in a BMW. You do not see those in a trailer park lol. Since they brought me my favorite party supply and a lot of it, I let them do things their wives have never let them do like go Greek. I am an anal sex whore. I love cock up my ass. With these two married hunks, I decided to take both cocks up my ass at once. Good thing they brought me some coke. They had much bigger dicks than I expected. I should have seen their dicks before I suggested that. But I do not renege on anything. I took two coke bottle thick dicks up my ass. I was high and determined to be the freak in the sheets they needed. They both came so hard in my ass. My ass was sore afterwards and full of cum, but I did as I promised. Plus, I showed those married men how a real woman has fun. I am not boring suburban housewife. I am a trashy milf.

Pissing Sex Fun

pissing sexI have lots of pissing sex fun stories. My daughter and I are holed up together waiting out the storm. My son pops in and out to check on us. Last night, he came by with a bunch of beer and a few friends. I am more of a coke gal, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? Alcohol is better than being sober any day. I can throw back some beer too. Only problem with beer is that I need to piss like a racehorse often. Once I break the seal, it is game on. I only have one bathroom in the trailer. My daughter and I were drinking with 8 boys. There was a line for the potty. So, I pissed in my daughter’s cunt. The idea just came to me. I was drunk. She was drunk. And, I had to piss. Once the boys in line for the john saw what I was doing, they redirected themselves to my daughter. I opened my holes too. I did not want my girl to have all the fun. I stripped naked and got in the same position so they could piss in my trashy milf cunt and ass. I knew it was going to make a hell of a mess, but I did not care. I was horny. I was drunk. Plus, a pissing party broke up the monotony of being stuck in a trailer. All the boys wanted to brush up on their shooting skills. They looked at my daughter and I’s fuck holes as targets. It was like they were playing that carnival game where you shoot a stream of water in a tiny hole to get a prize. No prize for filling our fuck holes with piss, but they did get to fill us up with cum too. We went from a pissing party to a hardcore orgy porn. Welcome to the quarantine life.

A Trailer Trash Whore Can Always Get Cum

trailer trash whoreI love being a trailer trash whore and a cum dump I drink more cum than water. I needed some of my favorite beverage last night, so I marched my skanky ass down to the truck stop. There are always plenty of men with cum filled balls willing to let an old whore like me suck their cocks. Yes, it is more challenging now, but men will violate public health standards to get in my panties. I am no lot lizard slut either. Sure, I am a tad skanky because I swallow cum for a living, but I do it for free. Normally, at a truck stop it is mostly truckers, but my reputation has gotten around and most of the married men in town come by to see if I am handing out free blowjobs any given night. On quarantine, it is free blowjob night every night. Last night I was on my knees for hours blowing what felt like every guy in town. Why women don’t give head is beyond me. I even love to swallow. I hear guys tell me all the time that their wives won’t give them head and if they do, they won’t swallow. I mean I give head, so I can swallow. I am a cum guzzling slut. I want cum more than beer. I sucked so much cock last night, that I still have gravel embedded in my knees. Badge of honor if you ask me. My stomach is extended too because I filled it with so much man sauce. Honestly, I thought I might puke, but I didn’t because I am an old cock sucking pro. It was a great night of cum guzzling. I don’t think any man in town will ever forget my mouth. And I know,  I  will not forget their cum.

Making Homemade Trashy MILF Porn

trashy milfThis trashy milf made some home movies this week. I have plenty of time on my hands, right? I read something about amateur porn making folks money at home. Since I don’t see my regular dealer as much as I did, I need to have money to buy my coke. The bitch next door sells coke, but she won’t trade me sex for my fix. I asked my son to come over because mother son porn that is real would likely make more money than the fake family porn, right? My son and I have a strong family resemblance too. He loved the idea, especially since he has been furloughed without pay. When he arrived, he was not alone. He had a few furloughed pals with him. Young, hung and full of cum for his gangbang whore mother. My son even brought his sister.  Now we had a family friendly show lol. The X-rated kind. My daughter brought a bunch of sex toys for us. My son filmed mommy and daughter fucking with toys for about an hour. His friends were getting prepped to gang bang me. They did some coke and popped some Viagra. Took about an hour to kick in, so by the time my daughter and I had prepped our pussies, the boys were ready to make their screen debut. My son set up a camera and the live stream. Men paid to watch a mommy and daughter get gangbanged. They paid well too, especially wen my son fucked me and my daughter.  My pussy was worn out and sore after 8 young men on Viagra they didn’t need fucked the shit out of me. My daughter had a sloppy wet pussy too. We were covered in jizz, full of it too, but I made enough money to get a big bag of blow.

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I Can Still Have BBC Phone Sex

bbc phone sexI can still have bbc phone sex! This virus may be limiting the number of cocks I get, but it has not cut me off from dick completely. My favorite hung trucker texted me that he was coming through town last night. I was so excited because I have not seen him since the shit hit the fan. He was temporarily benched but he is back on the road, just with a slightly different route and more precautions in place. I told him just to park his cab in my yard. The truck stop we usually meet at is closed. Instead of sleeping on the side of the road, he could shack up with me. That way I could get some much needed big black cock and he could have a decent night’s sleep before going back on the road. He was happy to see me. When I undid his pants, his cock needed no foreplay. I am a big dick sucker, so I sucked his anaconda anyway just because I love my white lips on his chocolate fuck stick. It has been a few weeks since I had such a huge cock in my mouth. I was a bit rusty, but it is like riding a bike. You get back in the hang of it quickly. I started slurping and drooling on his shaft as he finger banged my old whore cunt. He loves white milf pussy. I love his big thick black meat stretching me out.  He lifted me up off the couch and bounced me on his nigger rod. I felt like a rag doll flopping around on his trouser snake. I am tiny in comparison to Big D. When he came, it felt like a fire hydrant exploded in my pussy. His cum is still in my cunt. I’m keeping it inside me for a tasty treat later.                                  

Creampie Slut Needed a Cum Drive

creampie slutStuck on quarantine has made my daughter more of creampie slut. Me too. We are cum whores. I had enough cum in the freezer to get us through the first two weeks of this quarantine, but we have been dealing with this virus longer than I had cum on hand. Cum whores like us need a daily fix of cum to survive. Cum is my essential item. We had to get creative. Most of my lovers can’t or won’t leave their houses. For some its fear, for many it is because they are isolated with wives and brats that will ask questions if they leave the house. Don’t get me wrong, we can still get some cock, but it is not what we are used to getting and not enough to stockpile jizz. My daughter is tech savvy. She had a brilliant plan. A cum drive for a trailer trash whore and her daughter. She got on Snap Chat and made a plea to her local peeps. I did nothing but reap the reward with her. Men all over our trailer park gave us a donation. She went around on her bike picking up cum in zip lock bags. Now, we have cum back in the freezer for those days we can’t get cock. I am hoping this is all over soon. I am sure you are too, but until it does, I am preparing. Other women can hoard the toilet paper. I will hoard the cum. A couple of the guys she collected deposits from came back with her so we could have some dick. I was just happy to see two guys. I recognized them from the pool, but I couldn’t remember if we had fucked before or not. My daughter and I each got two cocks in our holes. We got cum to freeze and we got cum in our cunts too.  Yesterday was a good day.

Big Dicker Sucker Settles for Any Dick on Quarantine

big dick suckerA big dick sucker without a big dick is the story of quarantine life. I can handle monster cocks. I prefer them, but I am a whore, so I won’t be a size queen during a nation wide shut in. My son has an average cock and so do most of his friends. So, do most of my neighbors. I know because I have run through all the cock at my immediate disposal since this quarantine hit. I have been on the search for a big dick in my trailer park. I have yet to find a monster cock in my trailer park, but last night I found a decent sized dick on a barely legal boy. He was just as bored as I was, so he came over to fuck. I take what action I can get these days. What he lacked in length, he made up for in effort. He was not a virgin, but he had no game. Likely, he had just never fucked a trashy milf before. I like to think I gave him some swagger. I know I made his toes curl. The young stud made my pussy squirt and not every big dick can do that. He loves to eat pussy. I didn’t have to ask or guide him between my legs. He went down like the Titanic all on his own. He was eager to please me. I was eager to be pleased. He was not what I was expecting as a lover. I am used to black lovers just fucking me like a wild animal in heat. There is little foreplay. My barely legal stud took his time. He cared about my pleasure. He wanted to make me cum, and he did many times over. Maybe size isn’t everything after all. My young lover made up for his shortcomings tenfold.

A Cum Filled Cunt is Necessity

cum filled cuntMy cum filled cunt is not as full of cum as I like. My son is doing his best to keep it full, but one boy can’t produce the amount of cum a dirty old whore like me needs. I have worn him out in the past 48 hours. I may have broken his dick lol. The more I feel trapped at home, the hornier I get. I decided to get some fresh air this morning.  Beautiful, warm and sunny day. I walked down to the beach. It is closed, but I am a rule breaker. I met another rule breaker. A cute college boy looking to party. It was fate. We walked back to my trailer. Now my son had a partner. Someone to tag team his trashy milf mother with. My son has a long history of sharing his whore mother with his friends. He didn’t know this guy. Neither did I. I just wanted his cum and his cock. Picking up strangers to fuck is nothing new for me. In times like this, it is necessity. My son fucks me better with another boy. I think 2 boys try to compete which ups their game. I spent the better part of the morning with 2 cocks in my fuck holes. Now I have the amount of cum in my cunt I like. I also have a sore pussy and ass because both boys upped their game to make me a satisfied dirty old whore.

This Cum Whore Needs a Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntI miss having a cum filled cunt several times a day. I am a cum whore. This damn virus is hurting my social life! The governor just shut down every non-essential place. My truck stop didn’t make the cut. It is essential to me. Essential for me getting cum. The truckers can stop to fill up with gas, but they can’t spend the night in the lot or shower. Big D has been sexting me from the road. He misses his favorite blonde cum whore. Last time he was in town, we got kinky with other truckers. I got gangbanged and I came home with a ton of cum. I may be a greedy cum whore, but I am smart too. If I think I may hit a dry spell, I save the cum. Piss it out my fuck holes and freeze it. Last time I got gangbanged by Big D and his friends this virus was just in China. Now, at the time, I was not thinking some bat flu would come to the US. I was thinking Big D carries a lot of products made in China and that would affect how often he came through town on a run. Regardless of the reason I hoarded cum, I was prepared. Since I am on a curfew and I need cum, I broke out my bag of frozen jizz and fed myself. I also had some cum pops in the freezer too. I took one of them and fucked my old pussy with it. My cunt is old and warm. It melted the cum making it ooze out of my pussy like I just got laid. I played with my cum filled pussy pretending like I just got gang banged. I am a cum whore. I was born for cum eating phone sex.

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