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I Love Being and Looking Like a Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterI love looking like a cum dumpster. Cum on my face is a badge of honor. Last night, I was wearing my son’s cum all over my face proudly. He came over to drink and get high with his favorite whore who is also his mamma. I am always excited when he comes to visit me. He brought over a couple friends too. I think they were on edge with this election like lots of folks. Me? Neither guy knows my name. Neither guy will do much for me, so I do not really care who gets the job. Younger people seem more vested. Head from an old cock sucking whore is always a good way to release some stress. When have you ever felt stressed after head? You feel euphoric not pissed off. I sat on the couch naked. My legs firmly on the ground but spread wide to show off my fuck holes. I entertained three cocks in my mouth at once. Not hard for a big dick sucker like me. My son has a decent sized cock, but it is no big black cock. All three cocks in my mouth at once felt like one big anaconda down my throat. Balls on chin. Cum oozing from the corners of my mouth. If you saw my throat you would have thought I swallowed a boa constrictor. Seriously, having three above average cocks in my mouth at once was like having one huge black cock. These boys were stressed and horny, so I got skull fucked. I was gagging and slobbering on these dicks. I loved it. I love rough sex. Rough oral, rough anal, gang bangs… I am a dirty old whore who knows how to fuck. By the time the boys had drained their dicks a few times over, I was covered in cum. Pretty fun Saturday night in the trailer park.

Lot Lizard Sex Show

lot lizard sexLot lizard sex? Guys ask me all the time what that is. It means I am a truck stop trollop. I hang out at truck stops to party and fuck truckers. I took a ride with one last night. He wanted to take me to the Lion’s Den. Do you know what those are? They are huge sex store complexes along highways geared towards truckers. They sell sex toys, porn DVDS and they also have glory holes and private booths. I thought he wanted me to help him pick put a flesh light and some DVDs, but he had other plans. He wanted me to suck cock in the glory hole and watch me fuck some men in a private booth. I was down. I am both an exhibitionist and a voyeur. I like to watch. I like to be watched. I am a trailer trash whore. Truck stops and sex stores are my comfort zone. My trucker pal watched me suck about 20 cocks off in the glory hole room. He kissed me afterward. He loves creampies and snowballs. I love men who love creampies and snowballs. I was happy to kiss him with cum breath. I was happy to swap jizz with him too.  I had cum breath when we went to a booth. This is when I found out my trucker’s true intent for bringing me here. Profit. He was acting as my pimp for the day. I never charge for my services. I am a slut who loves to fuck. It is no job for me to fuck. It is pleasure. I do fuck in exchange for coke and I guess I have snorted a lot of this trucker’s coke, so it was time to pay back. No problem. This cum whore bounced on a lot of cock and let him collect the money. I was just there for the cock, cum and coke.

Blonde Fucking Party Crasher

blonde fuckingThis blonde fucking whore had a great Friday night. I crashed a Halloween party. I am a party crasher but no one ever minds when I show up. Would you? Last party I crashed was a stripper’s party. I ended up fucking her son and his friends while she partied with Johns from her club. This party was a swinger’s Halloween party. I had no clue I lived near swingers. I was disappointed I did not find this out sooner. I got wind of it earlier in week and planned on crashing it. I have no morals. I swap lovers. I cheat. I do orgies and gangbangs. I am just not married, and most swingers are coupled up and simply swap partners. I have no one to swap. I want to eat pussy and take cock. I walked into the trailer and said I was up for grabs and I go both ways. I was prepared to be kicked out. This was an adult party. Horny teen boys never kick me out, but many wives do not like a blonde whore fucking their men. The men never mind a horny liberated old trailer trash whore, however. I was surprised when the women lined up for me to eat their pussies. I ate black pussy and white pussy. I ate old pussy and younger pussy. I ate bald pussy and hairy pussy too. I ate every woman’s cunt there until I drained her dry. The men got so horny watching me service their wives that they ran a train on me. Once I was a cum dump, it was the wives turn to eat back. They wanted to taste their husband’s seed in my old whore cunt. No problem. I was full of it. I love being a party crasher because I get to meet and fuck so many different folks.

Trashy MILF Halloween

trashy milfI live to be a trashy milf, especially during Halloween. My trailer park had trick or treating last night. I was not sure how it was going to go with social distancing and everything, but this is Florida, and we are not exactly following CDC protocols. I figured there would be fewer little ones knocking on my door, but just in case I was wrong, I had a mountain of candy. I dressed as Daisy Duke. I looked like an 80s whore lol. The munchkins liked it though. I got some whistles, cat calls and social media information. At the end of the night, I had a lot of candy and a wet pussy. Those little ghouls and goblins were my treat and I wanted to be their trick. Their dirty old trick. A few boys who flirted with me earlier during the candy distribution came back around 9 pm and asked if they could have some more. I invited them inside my trailer. I was hoping I was the more they wanted. They wanted candy and pussy. They got both. They even got candy in my pussy. I had to get them to eat my old pussy somehow. One of the women here at this company gave me the idea. I put little Hershey’s candy bars up my cunt and let the chocolate melt. Those little boys learned to eat sloppy wet pussy last night. I was a sticky mess. They had melted chocolate mixed with cunt juice all over their little faces. I think I may have turned them into addicts. Chocoholics lol. They fucked me too. Tiny little hairless peckers humped away in my old fuck holes. I think the melted chocolate helped thicken my cunt so their cocks could stay inside me until they nutted. I think Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Big Dick Sucker and BBC Whore

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If you are a BBC whore, you are a big dick sucker. I know how to sword swallow. I was at this trailer park Halloween Party last night. Instead of bobbing for apples, we bobbed for cocks. This was a Queen of Spades party. Know what those are? It is a sex party where white women fuck only black men. Most of the women in my trailer park only fuck black guys. I am a BBC whore too, but I do not limit myself to only black cock. I am an equal opportunity slut. Big is big regardless of the race or age. I was crowned the Queen of Spades at this Halloween party. It made many women jealous, especially since I do have a Queen of Spades tattoo. The guys judged on skill alone and I can swallow more cock per inch without gagging than any official Queen of Spades. I can also swallow more cum in one setting than any of them combined. That is because I am in my 50s and these other women were more than half my age. I thank the Kardashians for creating a generation of young black cock sluts. I have been sucking cock since I was a young girl hooking with my trailer trash whore mother. She taught me how to suck big dicks using garden vegetables so I would not puke. I swear, I have no gag reflex and I have been sucking cock for 40 years. I told the princesses of spades to watch and learn. I drained every black man there. I motor boated their balls and drained them dry. I got gang banged too. I was crowned the winner when all their cum shots landed on my face and tits. I let the amateurs lick their cum off my body. No sense letting black spunk go to waste, right?

A Blonde Fucking Whore on Taco Tuesday

blonde fuckingI am a blonde fucking whore. Natural blonde too. Blondes have more fun. I am just a dirty old bimbo. I was born in a trailer park and I will go out in one too. I have a Tuesday night ritual. Tacos and cock. There is this little greasy Mexican place around the corner with the best tacos and the cheapest Tequila. I go every Tuesday, fatten myself up and get drunk. Last night, I ate the worm. There was more alcohol content in that little worm than the 5 shots I did. It hit me quickly too. I was not even finished eating yet when I realized I was buzzed. The Mexican waiter was cute. Brown, black, yellow or white. I do not discriminate. I love all cock. I know a little Spanish from the trailer park. Not enough to talk in Spanish, but I can ask how big your cock is and say want to fuck in a few different languages. Never hurts to be prepared, right? He just kept nodding his head and saying Si. Horny bastard left his job mid shift to follow me back to my trailer for some drunk sex porn. He may have lost a job over some old pussy. In case he lost his job, I wanted to make sure I banged the fuck out of him. I hoped on his hard cock and took him for a ride. My pussy was sloppy wet. I slid up and down his thick shaft. He was talking a mile a minute, but I had no clue what he was saying. Did not really matter because his cock was filling my pussy up with his brown seed. I was loving every inch of his cock. There is never a language barrier when a cock is in a pussy. Being a trashy milf keeps me busy and racially inclusive. My pussy never discriminates.

Trashy MILF Crashes a Party

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a party last night. You cannot keep me away from a party. I crave them. I need them. I can smell a horny party boy a mile away. I heard the music, saw the cars. I knew the trailer. The mom is a stripper and she has three teen boys. I have fucked them all before when school was in session. At various times, the boys have stopped by my trailer on the way to the bus stop to enjoy some mature pussy and ass. They love fucking me. I felt confident that I could crash their party and be welcomed. I put on some daisy dukes and a tank top. My ass was hanging out, my nipples were erect, and my pussy was ripe. I was sure that a blind man could smell how horny I was last night. I walked my skanky ass down to the trailer that was rocking, and it was not the boys having the party but the stripper whore mom. She is not a fan of mine. It was a Saturday night. That is like a prime night at a strip club. I assumed while momma was working the pole, her horny boys were having a party. Once I saw her, I acted like I was walking to another trailer. She knew I was looking for her sons. She was in a good mood. She sent me inside the trailer. She was smoking some good shit. I could smell it. The boys were in their bedroom playing video games, staying hidden per mommy’s instructions. They were happy to see me. While mommy was playing with adults, trailer trash whore Beverly was fucking her sons. They pumped me full of boy seed. For hours we fucked, and I could moan loudly too because momma and her friends were playing loud music and talking. By the time I slithered back home, the lads’ momma was passed out in the living room and so were some of her friends. I walked out of her trailer full of her boys’ seed and she likely will not even remember I was there.

Taboo Phonesex Celebration

taboo phonesexI am a taboo phonesex whore. I proudly do the things most women do not even consider. Case in point. It was my son’s birthday yesterday. He is officially a quarter of a century. 25 is a big birthday milestone, so I wanted to make it special. Unlike me, my son is very smart. I mean book smart. I am street smart. He has a good job thankfully and he never lost it during this health crisis. He worked from home for months, but now that Florida is open again, he is back in the office. I bought a cake and wrapped his presents and went to his office for a birthday surprise. I was wearing a sexy dress but that was simply because I had to be in public. I had a mask on too because it is required where he works. I thought it might give me some anonymity, but people still recognized me as his trashy milf mama. He is 25. No big deal that I fuck him, I thought to myself. He does not work for the moral police. I sang him Happy Birthday and pulled off my dress. I had on sexy black lingerie. I shut the door and fucked my birthday boy on his desk. I have no shame. I was a bit loud, so I know his co-workers knew what was going on. I did not care. Neither did my son. I was naked riding his dick when there was a knock on the door. My son said come in. It threw me, but it was his birthday. His co-workers wanted to join the fun. I never have issue with being a gangbang whore. No better reason for a gang bang than my son’s birthday either. You only turn 25 once. Might as well celebrate with hot taboo fucking with your mommy and friends.

Druggy Porn Star in a Dive Bar

druggy pornWhen you fancy yourself a druggy porn star, nothing is off limits. My son and daughter always tell me I can only get so high. Bullshit. I can get as high as the sky. And when I do, I crave cum. I crave freaky ass sex. I was a naughty old whore this week. I went to this dive bar to meet a guy about getting some coke. He stood me up. I still had fun. There were guys willing to share a pinch in exchange for head. I give awesome blow jobs. My middle name is Hoover because I suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I swallow too. I love to swallow cum. Well, once one dude saw me blowing a guy, he wanted a blow job too. Well, I was not giving head away for free. Not last night at least. I needed more coke. But beggars cannot be choosers, so I was happy to take whatever they wanted to give me. I got some joints, some gummies, some coke, a couple Oxy, a bunch of shots and a whole lot of cum. I swallowed a few dozen loads of jizz. It was a win for me. Sure, I went to score more coke, but it would have coast me a few hundred dollars. Instead, I used my oral skills and got all sorts of things for free. Why pay when you can trade?

Creampie Slut and Cum Junkie

creampie slutI am a creampie slut. That just means even my cunt is a cum junkie. Honestly, I cannot get enough cum ever. The more my pussy gets the more it wants. I am such a cum junkie that I store as much cum inside me until I feel like I am going to burst. Then, I piss out the cum. I love to lick cum off a saucer. It is because I am a jizz junkie. What I do not eat, I freeze for those days I want cum and it might take me a few minutes to get a cock over. This pandemic makes it harder to get cock. Do not get me wrong. I am a trashy milf. I can get cock when I want it. I just cannot always get it immediately. So, sometimes as I am waiting naked for a lover to come nail me, I suck on a frozen cube of spunk. Last night was Friday night. That is when I stock up on cum and cock. Instead of going to the truck stop, the truck stop came to me. Big D and several other truckers showed up around midnight with beer, coke and hard cocks. They were ready to party. I got so much cum inside me that I filled up two ice trays of cum and still managed to drink a few glasses full too. I was doing lines off cocks and getting tag teamed. Sometimes, I got double stuffed. Two big cocks in my pussy at once means double loads of jizz. I was fucking high as a kite too which means they could have put fists in my fuck holes, and I would have begged for more. I was begging for more. More cum. I am such a cum dumpster. I can never have too much white protein.