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My son and I have a holiday tradition. I call it a white trash phone sex Christmas tradition. When I was married to his father, as a family we would open one small gift a piece the entire month of December, saving the big gifts for Christmas Day. It was me, my daughter, my son and my husband. One year when my son was just a horny teen, he decided to give me a sexy piece of lingerie. He got some lacy panties at the Dollar Store. We had been fucking on the side for years. He was more of a man than his Daddy. His dick was bigger. He knew how to use it, and he never had an issue getting it up. My husband was clueless that I was fucking our son. My husband saw that pair of underwear my son gave me and went into a rage. He called me a whore and his son all sorts of names. My son was pissed at the way his father treated me. He was a young teen, but he was done with his father. He told his father he was replaced as the man of the house. He pushed his father down on the floor, bent me over the dining room table and fucked me as his father watched. He instructed his Daddy to stroke his broke down dick and observe how a real man takes care of me. That was the night my husband left. It took my son cuckolding his daddy to get him out. My ex-husband will never admit this, but he was turned on. I think it was more to do with being cuckolded by his teen son than watching his trashy milf wife fuck their son. I think he was embarrassed to be aroused, and that is why he left and never came back. Good riddance. Every December, my son and I celebrate the day his daddy left by fucking on the dining room table. I put on those Dollar Store panties that started it all and we imagine we are cuckolding his daddy again. Sometimes, my daughter plays the part of daddy. For me, Christmas time is cause for much celebration, like the time I got rid of my ball and chain and made my boy the man of the house and owner of my pussy.
Every city has a trailer trash whore. In my city, I am that whore. The wild horny bitch who fucks anything that walks. Well, I was at least. I may have met my match in my own daughter. There is this stripper half my age who got married. She lives in my trailer park. She married a much older man and my neighbors had been in a gossip frenzy about her. I had been calling her Anna Nicole since I heard she was marrying this older dude with one foot in the grave. My daughter is friends with her, so she snagged me an invite to the wedding. A trailer park whore was marrying up. I wanted to be there because I knew it would be a freak show. A bunch of trailer park whores mingling with the wealthy elite. I would have crashed that wedding if I had not been invited. My daughter and I dressed like whores. I had on hot pants and a tube top. My daughter was in a wife beater and black miniskirt. We caused a few old biddies to stroke out. My daughter spiked the punch. She wanted to loosen up the old fogies who were watching the nuptials with scorn for my daughter’s friend. The bride was younger than the groom’s offspring. I am sure they saw her as a threat to their inheritance. Once the Spanish Fly kicked in the party came to life. The reception quickly became an orgy. My daughter fucked herself with a champagne bottle in front of the ring bearer. Everyone did body shots off her lean stomach. The wee ones at the reception ate cake out of my daughter’s cunt. Soon these other women there were following suit and we had a hardcore orgy porn instead of a wedding reception. I was high and drunk, but that is nothing new for me. My daughter brought the trailer park to the old rich folks’ wedding. I am sure it was the dirtiest things the silver spoon bunch had ever seen. I thought I was a dirty whore, but my daughter took that wedding further than I ever would have imagined. I am so proud to be her trashy milf mama.
Friday nights are for druggy phone sex. Truthfully, I get high every night, but Fridays I take myself down to the truck stop and party all night. I have not been to sleep yet. With the amount of coke in me, I will be up all weekend long. Holiday season means the truck stop is the place to be on the weekends. Truckers are hauling ass to make sure stores are stocked with electronics, games and toys. Add a worsening pandemic into the mix, and those same truckers are hauling the toilet paper that is flying off the shelves too. I was the only lot lizard sex whore down there last night too. That has never happened before. Not that there is ever any real competition. I may be old, but I have skills and a no limits attitude. The truckers at the Love’s always look for me. They know if they share their coke, I share my cunt and I share my ass. Why buy coke with money when I can trade it for pussy? Last night was a white truck stop. None of my usual brothers there, but I am an equal opportunity fucker. I share my pussy with anyone who shares their coke. Who would not want to share with me? Tony was a new trucker on the route, but he knew all about me. He came prepared too. He had a big bag of coke with the letter B written on it. He came right up to me and said my name. He recognized me from description. I went to his cab with him, got high and fucked him. He was a skinny guy. Tall and lanky but had a huge coke. It surprised me. Most skinny guys have pencil dicks, but not him. I was enjoying fucking him so much, that other truckers were banging on his cab begging him to share me. Eventually, I drained his balls dry. Took the cum all from him, so we turned his cab into the party cab. Other truckers came in and fucked me like the gangbang whore I am. I did lines off cocks. I did lines off assholes. I sucked dick. I rimmed assholes. And I took cum all night long.
I love looking like a cum dumpster. Cum on my face is a badge of honor. Last night, I was wearing my son’s cum all over my face proudly. He came over to drink and get high with his favorite whore who is also his mamma. I am always excited when he comes to visit me. He brought over a couple friends too. I think they were on edge with this election like lots of folks. Me? Neither guy knows my name. Neither guy will do much for me, so I do not really care who gets the job. Younger people seem more vested. Head from an old cock sucking whore is always a good way to release some stress. When have you ever felt stressed after head? You feel euphoric not pissed off. I sat on the couch naked. My legs firmly on the ground but spread wide to show off my fuck holes. I entertained three cocks in my mouth at once. Not hard for a big dick sucker like me. My son has a decent sized cock, but it is no big black cock. All three cocks in my mouth at once felt like one big anaconda down my throat. Balls on chin. Cum oozing from the corners of my mouth. If you saw my throat you would have thought I swallowed a boa constrictor. Seriously, having three above average cocks in my mouth at once was like having one huge black cock. These boys were stressed and horny, so I got skull fucked. I was gagging and slobbering on these dicks. I loved it. I love rough sex. Rough oral, rough anal, gang bangs… I am a dirty old whore who knows how to fuck. By the time the boys had drained their dicks a few times over, I was covered in cum. Pretty fun Saturday night in the trailer park.
Lot lizard sex? Guys ask me all the time what that is. It means I am a truck stop trollop. I hang out at truck stops to party and fuck truckers. I took a ride with one last night. He wanted to take me to the Lion’s Den. Do you know what those are? They are huge sex store complexes along highways geared towards truckers. They sell sex toys, porn DVDS and they also have glory holes and private booths. I thought he wanted me to help him pick put a flesh light and some DVDs, but he had other plans. He wanted me to suck cock in the glory hole and watch me fuck some men in a private booth. I was down. I am both an exhibitionist and a voyeur. I like to watch. I like to be watched. I am a trailer trash whore. Truck stops and sex stores are my comfort zone. My trucker pal watched me suck about 20 cocks off in the glory hole room. He kissed me afterward. He loves creampies and snowballs. I love men who love creampies and snowballs. I was happy to kiss him with cum breath. I was happy to swap jizz with him too. I had cum breath when we went to a booth. This is when I found out my trucker’s true intent for bringing me here. Profit. He was acting as my pimp for the day. I never charge for my services. I am a slut who loves to fuck. It is no job for me to fuck. It is pleasure. I do fuck in exchange for coke and I guess I have snorted a lot of this trucker’s coke, so it was time to pay back. No problem. This cum whore bounced on a lot of cock and let him collect the money. I was just there for the cock, cum and coke.
This blonde fucking whore had a great Friday night. I crashed a Halloween party. I am a party crasher but no one ever minds when I show up. Would you? Last party I crashed was a stripper’s party. I ended up fucking her son and his friends while she partied with Johns from her club. This party was a swinger’s Halloween party. I had no clue I lived near swingers. I was disappointed I did not find this out sooner. I got wind of it earlier in week and planned on crashing it. I have no morals. I swap lovers. I cheat. I do orgies and gangbangs. I am just not married, and most swingers are coupled up and simply swap partners. I have no one to swap. I want to eat pussy and take cock. I walked into the trailer and said I was up for grabs and I go both ways. I was prepared to be kicked out. This was an adult party. Horny teen boys never kick me out, but many wives do not like a blonde whore fucking their men. The men never mind a horny liberated old trailer trash whore, however. I was surprised when the women lined up for me to eat their pussies. I ate black pussy and white pussy. I ate old pussy and younger pussy. I ate bald pussy and hairy pussy too. I ate every woman’s cunt there until I drained her dry. The men got so horny watching me service their wives that they ran a train on me. Once I was a cum dump, it was the wives turn to eat back. They wanted to taste their husband’s seed in my old whore cunt. No problem. I was full of it. I love being a party crasher because I get to meet and fuck so many different folks.