Last night and this morning, you could call me a drunk girl fucking. I did something I don’t usually do. Since I went to the truck stop in the middle of the week, I decided to mix it up and go to a bar instead. This local dive bar where my kind of people hang out. The blue-collar working-class folks. When I walk in there, I don’t feel judged for dressing like an old whore.
Not that I care what anybody thinks of me it’s just easier to have a good time when you know people accept you for who you are. And the blue-collar guys, young and old, love me. I picked up this young plumber named Mike. He was all over me like a cheap polyester suit. He told me he never met a finer bitch than me. And that’s trailer park speak for I want to fuck you all night.
Since he looked good to me and he paid for my bar tab, I figured what could it hurt to bring him home. This trashy milf didn’t even know the size of his cock yet. A white guy so I had my doubts. But I think he gave me the shock of my life when I pulled his pants down. This bald headed 30-year-old white boy slapped me in the face with a cock that I measured at 11 inches. Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen a white dick that big in over a decade.
Sometimes You Big Things Slap You in the Face Giving You a Boxer Surprise
So, I’m glad I trusted my instincts and brought him home to fuck. Although I didn’t do any cocaine last night, I did about 10 shots of Patron tequila. That’s good shit. So that meant I fucked drunk. High or drunk I can still out fuck any girl. I hopped on his dick reverse cowgirl and watched myself in the mirror as his beautiful big dick cleaned some cobwebs out of my pussy. Just joking. No cobwebs. I fuck way too much for that. Plus, I fuck big black dicks too. Those BBC don’t leave cobwebs in my pussy.
This young buck fucked me all night. I sobered up eventually. But I still gave him the best fuck of his life. At least that’s what he told me. Boy did I love his dick. Totally unexpected package too. I love what I call a boxer surprise. This trailer trash whore loves finding a surprisingly big dick hiding in those boxer shorts. I know I’ll be fucking that guy again. He’s already texted me several times to see if he can come over and get some more pussy tonight. How can I say no to that? He made my old cougar cunt squirt.


















