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Freaky Phone Sex: Somethings Aren’t Meant for the Ass

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex makes for fun calls. I was high as fuck last night taking calls. I have this one regular who is into weird insertions. He likes me fucking my ass and cunt with things not meant for either hole. I took this large ass squash my neighbor gave me from my garden. I put some olive oil up my ass; squirted it right inside me then sat on the vegetable sex toy. I grunted like a pig because the base was wide. I was determined to make it fit. It did, but I couldn’t get it out. My caller came and hung up when I was grunting like a pig. My husband came home and found me. I had white powder all over my face. I can be a messy user when I am uber high. Plus, I had the squash we were going to eat for dinner up my ass. He said it looked like I was using the squash as a big bouncy ball. Thank goodness I was high as fuck, or I would have been in serious pain, especially when my husband had to dislodge the veggie butt plug. I am sure you can picture the nasty mess that squash made of my ass. My ass made a nasty mess of that squash too.  My husband is such a deviant. He didn’t even wash off the squash before he cooked it and served it at the family dinner. When it is live phone sex, you never know what can happen.  I know one thing though, never put anything as big as your head up your ass. This was a lesson learned the hard way. I’m pretty sure I ruined my asshole. My husband and I laughed, because we always thought  what would ruin my ass would be all the big dick I let fuck my ass.

Filthy Public Bathroom Fucking

Freaky Phone Sex

   Freaky phone sex covers a wide variety of kink and that’s really fucking hot. I love to get really freaky and have done it in many different places from porta potties, back alleys, and public showers to graveyards, churches and a groundskeepers shed. I’m a filthy hooker and like to get fucked up and then I’m down for anything that will give me a hot load of cum… at least! I want you to piss on me while I take a dump in a filthy dive bar bathroom. Nothing like those coke shits when the loser that you got it from cuts it with laxative, explosive! I want you to fuck me analy when that shit comes on and I can’t hold back. I’ll let that explosive crap out all over that fucking cock and you love the feel of the warm, messy wet stinky shit.

Maybe you prefer to cum and piss on my face, that is fine I am down for any kind of toilet play. I’m a filthy trasher whore that does anything for crack money and free drugs are fucking bonus!

Teach Me Toilet Sex

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My love of toilet sex and getting covered in piss and shit all started in high school. I am so thankful my principle was a pervert and a weirdo. When I was a senior, they did a locker sweep, and the fucker found my cock and my pot. I knew I would be expelled if I didn’t get him to keep his mouth shut. When he called me into his office, at first I tried to play dumb. I told him that I had no idea what they were, and that I thought it was gravel and oregano. He shook his head, and I realized that wasn’t gonna work. So, I told him it was a friends that she asked me to hold, and he said then I should have told her no. At this point I had to resort to letting him blackmail me. I told him I would do anything at all that he wanted. He told me it had to something that was so taboo I would never tell anyone, and I said that that was fine. He gave me $100 to get myself a big lunch, and instructed me to be in his office when the school day was completely over. At the end of the day, I made sure everyone else had left the building, and went to his office. He instructed me to close and lock the door behind me, and strip. I just thought we would have some awkward sex, but boy was I wrong. He laid down and told me to put my ass to his mouth. He started licking my ass, and told me to shit in his mouth. At first, I was so shocked, but then I thought fuck it I have to graduate. So, I let my chocolate pudding pour out of my ass into his mouth, and when I looked down at him I was so oddly aroused. I made him fuck me on his office couch.

Toilet Sex is the Shit

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I know that when you look at my slutty face, you just want to piss and shit all over it. Want to know a secret? I want you to piss and shit all over me. I want to feel your hands rubbing your shit and piss all over my body. I am a filthy little whore, and I deserve to be treated like it. All day I fantasize about cooking you a huge dinner, and then eating it as it comes out of you. I want your sweet chocolate pudding all in my tummy. Maybe, if I eat it all up, you’ll buy me an eight ball, so that we could have even more fun. I would even piss on you if you want me to. It’s your world baby, you just tell me what you want. As long as you have the right amount of money, I will do whatever you want, but just so we are clear I am not sharing my crack! I want to snort that white shit off your cock. Then, suck it until I get to eat all of the white shit out of your cock.

Cuck A Fuck Her

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I was begging for another chance my old man caught me cheating on him. I found out that he liked it though he had been watching me for about 2 months. He loved it, it made his dick hard watching another man fucking me that’s what my boyfriend said. My boyfriend found out I was a freak too, a super duper fucking sex addict who had it hard for the cuckold in the relationship. I didn’t know it, but he was watching he put a video camera inside our bedroom when my man left the house he would go to his office and watch me all the time. I was so surprised about that, I had no idea what he was doing. I wowed that my lover is a sex maniac who likes to watch me get it now, so I’m in love with him. I want my boyfriend to fuck me hard and make me feel it in my wet hot pussy. I like him so much he’s got a big dick but he doesn’t like to fuck me with it I found out some time ago that he is just turned on by watching me get drilled. I let him watch me he sees me get banged in my asshole like a fucking skank. He likes to be the maniac peeping Tom, my boyfriend is around the full cum guzzling sex acts, he loves it I love it. When I get fucked by three guys, and he’s watching jacking his cock off it makes my pussy scream. He says I look gorgeous taking cock he can’t help himself but to get weak when he watches me. I like it though because I want to cheat all the time and be a whore I’m such an evil bitch. I can’t wait until tonight when I can get fucked so good like a tramp in an alleyway. I Cry when the cocks are enormous like 12in they make me clench all of my cunt muscles and get so tight as my boyfriend loves it, he says they fuck the best. I love my boyfriend even though people might just think that we’re weird. I don’t care what people think they can believe what they want because I enjoy my boyfriend and he enjoys me. My boyfriend is fantastic, and he thinks I’m the greatest together where the power couple of sex.

Toilet Sex Mistress


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Golden showers and toilet sex are always so sensual! When you do those things you connect on a level no one else could possibly understand. I love getting dressed up and going to dingy clubs because you meet all kind of people. I try to stick to one guy but if he isn’t freaky enough for me it has to turn into a gangbang because that way at least one of them should be able to make me cum. But tonight I got lucky, I noticed a man staring at me. He wasn’t bad looking, and I knew he was interested when he took off his wedding ring before walking over to me. He bought me a few drinks and we talked for a while. Neither of us was looking for a nice chat though. We went back to my place, and we went right to the bedroom. In no time he was naked standing above me. He held his cock softly, and asked me if I was sure it was alright. I told him it was more than alright, and I couldn’t wait to feel his warm piss all over me. I left my leather outfit on and waited to feel the sticky wetness all over my body. His penis started sprinkling warm golden piss all over me. My leather clothes stuck to my body, and that feeling alone was almost enough to make me orgasm. Then he help me out of my wet clothes. He had me kneel on the bed, and pressed his ass against my mouth. I licked the rim of his ass until I tasted the hot shit in my mouth. I pulled back letting the shit go all over my chest. He rubbed the shit all over my chest while he pounded my pussy. I can tell his wife is not nearly as much fun as me!

Snicker Bars Up My Ass

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You called and ask me to have a Berretta special surprise waiting for you. So I put three frozen snack size Snicker bars up my ass. The cold sensation of them being in my tight puckered ass made my pussy hot and wet. They should be slightly melted and mixed with my all natural Berretta juices by the time you get here. Your big thick cock was already hard when you arrived. You told me that you had gotten so turned on the drive over just thinking about eating my ass out. You reached down and grabbed my pussy. You said, damn girl, your pussy is soaking wet. You through me over your shoulder and carried me into the bedroom. You lightly threw me down on the bed. You spread my legs and started licking on my pussy before making your way down to my ass. You stuck your tongue deep into my ass tasting all of my juices and the thawed gooey sneakers bar. You shoved your big hard cock into my tight ass. You fucked me hard and fast. You shot your load deep inside my ass. You pulled out your cock and it was covered in a creamy mixture of man chowder, snickers bar, and ass juices. You had me suck all of that creamy goodness off.

Toilet Play

live phone sexFor some odd reason I never thought of becoming a sugar baby. I always just slept with Randoms for my drug money. And the best part is I would even have to have an old man as my sugar daddy because I am willing to do literally anything. So, I found this guy online, and I was exactly what he was looking for. He sent me $10,000 just to go to lunch with him. I was amazed, this is exactly what I needed! We met up at a Mexican food place, and he was a very attractive Dominican man. Honestly, I was confused why he was paying me for this when he was so hot I would have fucked him for free. After eating as much as I could like he told me to, he asked he to go to the bathroom with him. Of course I assumed it was for a quickie, but boy was I wrong. Once in the bathroom together he locked the door behind us. He set $50,000 cash down on the sink my jaw dropped. He asked how far I was willing to go for that money, and I told him anything he wanted! He explained he was very into scat, and I had no clue what that meant. He told me he would show me. He picked me up and set me on the sink, and removed my pants and panties. He began flicking his tongue against my clit, and then he would blow on it. Then I asked him to stop so I can use the toilet and he explained that was the point, he wanted my warm wet piss to slide down his throat. He continued licking and blowing until my urine trickled down his throat, and to be honest it felt incredible. Once I peed all that I could, he bent me over the sink. He pushed my stomach into the sink while licking my ass. I had to stop him and ask if he wanted me to shit in his mouth, and he groaned fuck yes.  So, I shit in his mouth as instructed, and he loved every second of it. When done he fucked me like an animal, and came in my tight ass. I walked away with $50,000, and a date next week.

Berretta’s Stuffed Ass Cocktails

Anal sex whoreBerretta’s Bistro is for the distinguished man who enjoys eating stuffed asses and pussies. We even mix our world famous stuffed ass cocktails right at the table. Nothing will make your big cock harder than seeing a tight puckered ass shooting out the limes for your drink. We have another girl stick her ass up in the air so that we can put a funnel in it to add the alcohol, limes. and some ice cubes. Then we remove the funnel but stick a butt plug in her ass. She will then stand up and shake that ass making sure to mix your drink just right. When everything is mixed to perfection, she squats over a glass and removes the butt plug releasing your ass cocktail for your drinking pleasure. You get to drink that perfectly made cocktail while licking and eating out her ass if you so choose.

Pissing sex with Berretta

Pissing sexWhen you called to set up your appointment it made my cunt all wet and juicy. You are my favorite customer. I always make sure to drink plenty of water and coffee before you get here. I know how much you enjoy a nice long golden shower. That warm frizzly piss streaming out of my cunt and splattering all over your face and into your mouth makes your cock rock hard. I keep peeing as I slowly walk down towards your big hard cock showering your throbbing cock with the last of my piss. I spread my ass checks nice and wide before I sit on your face. I want to feel your soft velvety tongue deep inside my tight puckered ass. I even put some special treats in my ass today just for you. But I am not going to tell you what it is. I want you to be surprised when you start eating my ass.

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