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Pissy Queen

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Before you and your friends fill me up with all your creamy white cum baby, please I want all of you to shower me with that golden pissy delight. I love getting on my knees and having my body covered in warm urine before my pussy and mouth are fucked with those big black and white cocks. I am a submissive cunt looking to be any man’s piss bucket. Can you do that for me baby? Is that too freaky for you? After my golden shower I want you guys to gang bang fuck me like one big orgy. Fill all my fuck holes up one at a time with your hard cocks and creamy white load. A filthy cunt like me knows how to satisfy you and all your friends. Have your way with me baby.

It’s Wednesday, Time To Get Wet!

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If you want to have the best pissing sex stories then you have to be willing to get wet and dirty.  Someone says they want to pee on me, I don’t even think twice about it.  For the right price you can do whatever you want to me.  Soak me in wizz, coat me in crap, pour gallons of my own puke over my head, I really don’t give a fuck.  If you got the money, honey, I got the chyme…  Or pee or poop or whatever.

I have a weekly paid pissing date with the owner of a local diner.  Every Wednesday is Wet Wednesday for Dex over at the Dirty Bird.  He can’t even open for business until he’s been sloshed with so much golden goodness that it saturates his skin, soaking in and leaving him ammonia scented for all of his customers and staff to smell.  That’s how he likes it.  We shower each other with so much urine that he has to put plastic everywhere before we start like he’s preparing a kill room, or something.  We keep pumping each other full of water and booze so we’re certain to be treading ankle deep through a room sized puddle before all is said and done.  Sometimes we don’t even fuck, just jack off together using each other’s peepee for lube.

He truly loves every yellow tinted drop of piss that he has ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with.  His, mine, yours, he doesn’t care.  As long as he gets to enjoy it, he’s happy.  I don’t know if he ever serves any of it up to his customers, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.  Hell, if he’s giving them any of the results of my magnificent micturition, he oughta charge more!

 

Big Apple Piss Prostitutes

Golden shower sex stories

 

Being a professional pussy slinger I have the craziest, creamiest fuck chronicles and some of my favorites are my golden shower sex stories.  I could go on and on about all of the fucking and sucking I do, I love talking cock.  My favorite tales to tell, though, are the ones where everyone ends up covered in piss because piss parties are just so fucking fun!

One of my high rolling regulars wanted some company in New York so he flew me and one of my girls up to the big apple for some high class fun.  He took us out on the town and, of course, we had a great time.  We were a little uncomfortable because the entire night, he wouldn’t let us go to the bathroom.  He wanted us to hold all of our pee no matter how much it hurt, which was hard because he kept buying us drinks and insisting that we finish them.

By the time we got back to his place our panties were already soaked with the little dribbles of piss we couldn’t contain.  He made my gal get right underneath me and get drenched as I drained my bloated bladder all over her, the feeling of relief spreading tingles of sheer ecstasy over my entire body.  Her clothes couldn’t even come close to wicking up all of my wizz and a huge puddle spread out on the hardwood floor around us.  My trick didn’t care one bit, he just sat in his chair and stroked his rod while he watched us.

She couldn’t hold it anymore and started spraying her golden goodness before I could even get under her, but it didn’t matter because her hot pee shower was just as plentiful and pool producing as mine, maybe even more so.  When I took her steamy streams into my mouth and let them slosh out onto myself, moneybags had hit a point of critical mass and blew a juicy load all over himself.  The gargling always gets him.

I’m telling you, I have a million of them.  I got a guy who pays me to pee on his wife and there’s another freak who thinks it’s fun to piss in my butt.  These guys are crazy, you can’t make this shit up!

 

Trashy MILF Beverly is the Life of Any Party

trashy milfI am a trashy milf. I am proud of it too. I can clean up and look somewhat respectable when I need to, but I rarely need to. Most of my girlfriends are trailer trash whores like me. I do have this one friend from the right side of the tracks. She was born in a trailer park like me, but she went to college on a scholarship because she was smart. She met a rich guy at college and married well. I have always stuck out like a sore thumb at her events and parties, but she always invites me. She has not done much since Covid, but she recently had a party. Her first in 2 years. Milly loves throwing parties too, so I knew this was a tough two years for her. I wore a pink spandex dress. I thought I looked classy, but I guess the stuck up women at her party thought I was part of the catering crew and kept asking me to bring them drinks. I did. I just peed a little in their glasses first. I saw the eyes on me like I did not belong, but that has never stopped me from having fun or Milly from inviting her trailer trash whore bestie. I went upstairs to powder my nose and walked in on a couple guys doing the same thing. They forgot to lock the door. We shared a line and then had a dirty threesome in my rich friend’s bathroom that was bigger than my bedroom. I was able to fuck them at the same time. They had nice hard cocks too. I was worried they would not be able to cum. Coke does that to dicks. But they filled my ass and pussy up well. When I went back downstairs to mingle, cum was running down my thighs because I never wear panties. I saw the men I had just fucked kiss the two women whose drinks I had peed in earlier. I laughed because that was karma being a bitch.

Piss Play Whore Wets Panties!

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Watersports are my secret craving, I love talking about how wet and wild it is to piss through my panties on a call! I can’t get enough piss play when I’m horny, I wait all night for someone to call and tell me they want to hear me pee or talk to me while I soak my little thong. This morning I woke up so fucking horny, dreaming about all kinds of cock and cum. When I reached down to touch myself my panties were soaked, I think I must have finger fucked myself to the point of squirting while dreaming of all the hard cock inside my cunt and ass! If you love hot soaking wet panties and piss play just as much as I do, call me!

Pissing Sex Games With Strangers

Pissing sexGoogle maps estimated that my trip would take approximately 3 hours and 42 minutes. “Perfect,” I thought, as I downed my extra large hot coffee and chased it with a huge sip of Poland Springs. I knew my bladder would be ready to burst by the time I arrived. That was the entire point. Our entire dynamic is simple. I’m your slutty, hot water sport playmate. Outside of our pissy play dates we have zero communication and that’s exactly how we like it. I enjoy getting those random text alerts showing your location. Each time you take me further and further out. You want to know exactly how much my bladder can take before I can’t hold it anymore. You want to be there when I finally am free to relieve myself. You know how much it turns me on to push my urethra to its limits by holding in my warm golden delicious tea for hours on end. You love the scent of my musty pussy, piss-holding pussy. My hot golden shower rains down on you as you kneel and bow to my pissy pussy. You shoot your huge creamy load high in the air as you taste my pissy cum cocktail. Game over! We both are the water sport winners today!

Slutty Piss Whore

 

 

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When I get bored I like to go to the gloryhole in the bar where I work and let some guys piss in my mouth! I come in early so no one sees me when I take my position completely naked and waiting to be pissed on. When the first guy comes in to use the urinal I say,  “over here…” when I have their attention I stick my tongue through the hole and say “Piss on me” sometimes they get freaked out but most of the time they step right up, stick their cock into the hole and I open my mouth for the golden stream of hot wetness. As their piss soaks my mouth and starts rolling down my naked body and my slutty toilet whore pussy gets so fucking wet!

Your Piss Slut

Water Sports Sex

You’ve been holding it in all day for your sweet piss princess haven’t you daddy! I know that cock is rocking fucking hard after drinking and drinking and waiting to release it all on me. Onto my body, into my mouth. A hot mixture of your piss and cum is my dinner for tonight and I’m starving baby! I’m going to kneel down here in from of you, stick out my tongue and feel the warm yellow nasty piss stream out of your hard daddy cock and onto my pretty face and tight horny body. My pussy is getting so wet at feeling the loads of piss your dumping on me. I want to reach down on my hands and knees and lick it up like the good pee whore you trained me to be. I do this for you and all of your big cock daddy friends! When you and the guys go out for a drink and come back with full bladders to release onto me and into me! Let me suck all those cocks while you relieve your bladder into my tight throat!

Water Sports Sex For World Environment Day

Water Sports Sex

It’s World Environment Day which, as you damn well know, means I’m up to do my absolute best in conserving the planet. How am I doing that today? Water Sports Sex! I may as well repurpose my piss and cut down on that flush of the toilet, right? I can get a hot little John to be my toilet. I love piss play, and so do some of my best clients out on the lot.

Honestly it’s sort of a secret fetish of mine that I’ve just never taken the time to properly explore. I’m glad I have you here with me. Let’s party it up a little, if you’ve a mind for a drug fueled fuck session with some delicious potty play all over your sexy little face. Lay down on the bed, and I’ll climb right on top.

You know the carpet matches the curtains, and I’m a hot little fire crotch ready to grind all over your hungry mouth. Instead of relieving my oh so full bladder into the piss pot where I’d flush it down and waste water, I’m going to let the river flow out into your mouth instead. You said you were thirsty, sweetheart. Though I know it makes you just as hard for me to stand over top of you and give you a true, well aimed steamy golden shower.

Pissed On Sluts Face

Golden shower phone sexMy master loaned me out to a man who loved watching me piss on someone, I didn’t know I would like it as much as I did! My bladder was full and I was naked so was the slut he picked for me to piss on. He told me I could do whatever I wanted as long as in the end I pissed all over her, I agreed. The first thing I did was sit on her face, I made her lick my cunt and asshole. I fingered her pussy while she licked and sucked on my clit, I stuck my finger in her ass and she flinched so I slapped her and told her to not move and take what I had for her. As I finger fucked her ass, I rode her face and it felt so good being able to use her for my pleasure. I told her to finger my pussy while she ate my ass, the sight of that must have been a turn, my master’s friend pulled his cock out and made me suck it, as I sucked his cock, I started cumming all over her face and that’s when he told me to piss all over her face. I did as I was asked and it made him explode the biggest load in my mouth.