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I am one nasty anal sex whore!

anal sex whoreI am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?

Happy Holidays with Ellen

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Today anything goes. I want to see, smell and have all kinds of weed today. I am selling my dirty whore pussy for some greens. 420 to me means Ill be making some serious greens. I will do anything to stay fucked up all god damn day. Bring me around town with your friends. Guarantee me that good lush green shit. Not only will you get to fuck me, but you can split these trees with me! I know you want this pussy.

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You want this dirty pussy filled with cum before you fuck me. You always joke around about sex. You never make your move and you know I Am a dirty fucking whore. Take me to all your dope boys and tonight I swear to god I will suck and fuck all the cum out of your balls. I know you want to blow smoke up my gaping asshole and pussy. Then you wanna suck it all out including the cum up my dirty holes!! Lets get fucked up!

Trashy MILF Loves P Daddies

trashy milfTrashy MILF is an understatement when describing me. My youngest daughter had a slumber party this weekend. I knew there would be 10 little girls in the house for the night. That is not a slumber party, it’s a P man orgy. I made up a special party punch with some potent pharmaceuticals designed to make young girls very pliable and zombie like. Little girls who don’t scream or remember shit are in high demand. I can get a grand a fuck hole. Ten girls times at least two tight fuck holes equals serious cash for  a stay at home mom. I sent out the invites. The response was amazing, especially since I had pictures of all the girls up for auction. They are all on my daughter’s dance squad. Once the punch kicked in, I ushered in the men for the real party. I was pretty amazed how limp the girls were, even my daughter who is far from a virgin. They just moaned softly and rather incoherently as big man cocks violated their pussies and asses. Seeing cocks go in clean and come out with cherry juice on them made my muff squirt. I was coating the little girls with my mama juice. I got so horny watching these men get their nuts off in the tightest holes, but I was too old for any of them. But, I am not too old for man’s best friend. I let the furry beast drill me with his red rocket as I watched young girls get forced fucked by dirty old men. My cunt was full of the beast’s seed, while old men filled virgin vessels up with their man seed. No girl old enough to get knocked up yet, and I would clean their fuck holes with my tongue to erase all DNA. It was win win all around. My pockets got lined very well. No little girl would remember a thing the next morning. I took them horseback riding before they drank  punch, which explained their little girl parts being tender. And a group of dirty old rich men got to experience the tightest little holes of their lives.

Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreNot only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When  guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes.  They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She  was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

Trashy MILF Likes Her Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

trashy MILFAs a trashy MILF, I like to inspect my daughters’ cunts when they come home from school. Young girls rarely tell their mothers anything. I am not the typical mom. I want my girls fucking. They don’t need to do well in school. They just need to marry well like I did. I never even graduated high school. I just lucked out by marrying a wealthy old pervert who liked young girls. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. When my middle girl came home from school the other day, she reeked of sex. I know that smell. I love that smell. Yet, she tried to tell me she was a good girl. I didn’t raise her to be a “good” girl. I am raising all my girls to be whores. Dirty little whores. I made her get naked. The only way I was going to know if she had fucked at school was by seeing if she had a cum filled cunt. I stripped her naked, spread her legs and licked her pussy. Her pussy tasted of cum. Man seed oozed from her fuck hole. She sang a different tune after I scooped out some jizz from her tiny bald cunnie. She fucked one of her teachers to avoid detention.  I cleaned her up. Gave her pussy a tongue bath and told her to keep up the good work.

Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials

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I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.

I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.

Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.

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The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.

When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have  cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.