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Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and dirty phone sexbegan to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was.  He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.

“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”

I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my White trash phone sexbelly and helped him to mount into me.  I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.

You Never Know What Could Happen with a Live Phone Sex Whore

live phone sex trashy cougarWhen you are a trashy live phone sex whore, anything can happen. And that unpredictability almost always benefits my callers! This morning, my kitchen sink got so backed up, I had to call a plumber. Nothing worked to unclog the son of a bitch. I guess putting all those condoms down the garbage disposal was a bad idea in hindsight. I sucked all the cum out of them, so I figured it was harmless. Me bad. Luckily, I have a fuck buddy who is also a plumber. He checks my pipes weekly, and unclogs anything for a sloppy wet blowjob. I wasn’t sure when he was arriving, so I decided to take some calls. I was on my kitchen island talking nasty and fucking my cunt with a nice sized cucumber, when he walked in my backdoor.

Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.

Creampie slut cum guzzlerWe all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.

Cum Dumpster Cougar Craves Baby Batter and Man’s Milk

Cum dumpster cougarI’m a cum dumpster cougar. Most women need a latte or some crap to wake up in the morning. I need a shot of cum, not espresso, to start my day off on the right foot, well, right knee lol. My sister is in town visiting, and she is the same way. We got called cum dump sisters all the time when we were younger. I arranged a little impromptu orgy this morning for us at the trailer park. Invited big black cock, and plenty of white guys too. I’m not a size queen. I’m just a dirty whore, so as long as your dick can shoot a creamy load of jizz, I don’t care what your size is personally.

Most of the men in my community start their day off shooting their cock cream all over me anyway, so having 20 guys show up for a morning orgy was not out of the ordinary just cuz my baby sister is in town. The good cum whores we are, we unzipped pants, pulled out cocks, and put our greedy cum loving mouths to work. Guys love cum guzzing gutter sluts. Side by side we took hot thick creamy loads of jizz to the face. We swallowed buckets of cum for breakfast, even snowballed a few gallons of sticky goo with each other. Sisters share everything, especially penis pudding.

orgy phone sex cum slut sistersWe were puking up cum, pissing out jizz, even shitting out spunk from our asses, and loving every moment of it. Nothing better than a good man blast or 20 to your face first thing in the morning. My sister swallowed so much cock chowder she spit it out into a plate for us to savor later. We gonna be serving that jerk sauce over our lunch in a few hours. Our sperm donors didn’t have much time to douse our cunts in their nut butter because they have real jobs, but promised to cum back after work to convert our cunts and asses into cum dumpsters.

But we got enough splooge to get our morning started off properly. Since we are professional cum dump whores, we will be playing with some baby batter while the men are at work since my neighbor needs me to babysit her brats today. Baby gravy or man’s milk, doesn’t matter to me. I will be a sperm bank for anyone’s cum, even Fido’s. So who wants to help me spend my day trying on albino lipstick?

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