Category: Drunk phone sex

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Knows No Limits

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex, I know a thing or two about as a dirty whore. I do not know any limits yet. And I doubt I ever will. I met a new man over the weekend. One who enjoys pissing games. Since I got drunker than a skunk, I new I could piss all night long. While other people watched the derby in their fancy hats, I pissed on some random stranger’s cock. Now, he did not have a big black cock. More like an above average white boy cock.

The difference between him and me? I can still cum when drunk. However, his dick looked limp. Too much booze equals drunk dick syndrome. And no woman wants that. So, I punished him for disappointing me. Old whores like me expect a working cock. As punishment, I pissed on him. He passed out in my bathroom. I took that as a sign for pissing sex.

When I heard the thump from the bathroom, I went to check it out. I found the man I brought home to fuck passed out on my bathroom floor with his pants around his ankles. The loser appeared too drunk to even stand while pissing, so he sat down and fell off the toilet. So, I stood over him and decided what to do.

Dirty Old Whores Like Me Piss on Drunk Dicks

Since he was half naked in my bathroom lying on the floor, I pulled him towards the shower. Luckily, he was in the bathroom with just a shower. I am not strong enough to pull 250 lbs. of dead weight over a tub, LOL. Once I dragged his body into the shower, I stood over his face and pissed on him. I mean some folks wake up drunks with a cold shower. This was a warm golden shower instead.

 He woke up and I guess he thought my golden nectar tasted like fine champagne. He slurped it up. And I kept pissing on him. I coated his body with my nectar. I did not want water sports sex. However, my drunk hookup had drunk dick leaving me no choice. He passed out again. But I left him on the floor of my shower doused in my piss. And I went to bed. He was gone the next day.

My Phone Sex Line Callers Never Dissapoint Me

phone sex lineMy phone sex line can be a party line if you want it to be. I always have coke and weed on hand. Sometimes, some Molly. And I am up for swapping dirty tales and getting higher together. Last night I came home lit from closing a bar. I went into party mode on a Tuesday, lol. It was almost hump day, LOL.

But I did not come home alone. I brought two men with me. However, they did look white. And black men can party and keep erections. With white guys that’s more of a gamble. You never know if you will get a limp dick or not. But I am a trailer trash whore. And because I am, I can bring out some tricks like a finger in the ass to make a dead man cum.

And like I suspected, despite my valiant efforts, these men had drunk dick. Their minds wanted to fuck, but their cocks did not support them. Most men have been there. I put my fingers up their assholes and everything. But I could not wake the dead. So, I kicked them out of my trailer, got out my big dildo collection and started taking calls.

Nothing Disappoints Me More Than A Limp Dick

Normally, I don’t work late nights. That’s my prime fucking or sleeping time, LOL. However, I could not drive anywhere because I was too lit. And I could not sleep because I was too horny. So, I talked to some fellow perverts about nasty taboo things and came a few times before calling it a night.

And I know you can relate. Nothing worse than having an itch and no way to scratch it. But masturbation can help us both go to sleep. One guy called my sexline to talk about getting his wife and daughter gang banged by black men and he made me cum a few times. We smoked some weed together and drained our veins, LOL. When men disappoint me in the bedroom, at least I have perverts like you guys.

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My Drunk Girl Fucking Tutorial Never Fails

Step one for drunk girl fucking is to start pouring liquor down my throat. Step two is to pull out your dick. My pussy gets so fucking wet when I’m fucked up. You’ve seen what a horny little cum fiend I am when I’m drunk. I should have known your plan when I saw you pull out the bottle. After the first two shots, my panties are off and on the floor. My cheeks are red and my hands start rubbing your thigh. I see your dick getting hard in your jeans. The bulge is so big. I need a taste.

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Cum Guzzling Slut Swallows Tequila and Your Cock

Your dick is getting crammed down my throat. The bubbles of spit are leaking around your cock. I keep deep throating your rock solid dick. You know how to use a cum guzzling slut properly. You hold the back of my head in place and start fucking my throat. All you here is the gagging and slurping noises. Your hands push up my skirt and start fingering my slut cunt. I need more than your fingers stretching out this pussy. I pull your cock out of my mouth and start licking your balls and ass hole. Begging for you to fuck me. 

You let me beg with my tongue in your ass. Then your hand is wrapped around my throat. You tell me to open up my mouth and let the alcohol leak into my mouth and all over my tits. The last step of drunk girl fucking is to tell me to ride your dick. I mount your cock and put those tequila covered tits in your mouth. The spit and cunt juices cover my thighs and ass. You can hear the slapping every time I slam down on your dick. You push two of your fingers inside my ass hole and start drilling my cunt. Oh fuck yes. Fill me.

Cum guzzling slut like me can’t get enough action!

Cum guzzling slutCum guzzling slut like me can’t get enough action! I’m the real deal, a cock sucking slut who will do just about anything for a taste of that sweet release. And, I’m not just talking about one-on-one fun. No, I mean let’s have a fucking party and shit let’s make it a fucking picnic. You, me, and all your friends in the beautiful outdoors. Round us all up and let the good times roll.

But let’s get one thing straight, I’m not some delicate little flower. I’m rough and rowdy, wild and crazy. And I need some liquid courage to really let my freak flag fly. Get me drunk and high, and watch as all these clothes just magically disappear. Oh, you like what you see? Trust me, it only gets better from here. Out here we can do anything we want and get as fucked up as ever. I love being spit roasted by a fire, nothing can be better.

So here’s the deal, boys. You circle around me like I’m the fucking queen of the party, and I’ll show you just how much fucking fun outside can be. I’ll get on my knees and service every single one of you, sucking and fucking and begging for more. I want my face pushed into the dirt and grass stains on my knees. I am your wild bitch in heat and the more you feed me party favors I will go above and beyond. This pussy strikes light lightening, I’ll make the clouds roll in as I am riding your thick hard cock. My pussy will make it rain till I flood every one of those hard cocks with my pussy juice.

And if you’re not here to party, then get the fuck out. I don’t have time for your vanilla bullshit. I’m a wild and free spirit, and I won’t be tied down by anyone. I’ll take on any challenge, any position, any kink you throw my way. I bet you’re just getting excited thinking about all the things you can do with a hot drunk slut like me.

So, to all you Daddies out there, give me a call. Let’s get those phones heated up with some outdoor fun Dirty phone sex. You want to hear all the naughty, nasty things I have in store for you? Trust me, you won’t be able to resist. I’m a wild ride, and I’m ready to take you for a spin.

 

Crack whore anal slut addicted to sex and speedballing

Crack whore anal Crack whore anal is the best anal sex I’ve ever had. I smeared cocaine all over my asshole until it felt numb and tingly then I took my heated meth pipe and put it in my shithole until it cooled off. Once I got my asshole gaping, I had spent the rest of the evening face down in a hill of cocaine and my ass up in the air being penetrated. I love anal fucking, I have an addiction to anal sex! Especially when it involves black men with Big black dicks. I feel it in my chest… It enhances my high.

I like it rough which is why I always make sure to numb my ass with cocaine before having Hardcore anal sex. The biggest black dick I’ve ever managed to swallow every inch inside of my asshole was 15 inches. it was some Nigerian guy I had met at a swingers club that had a snow bunny slut with him. She bragged about the size of his dick all night long! I couldn’t help but find out for myself what the hype was all about. We went into a private room and switched dicks. I remember feeling goosebumps rise on my body as my nipples hardened.

His dick dug deep into my anus. My jaw dropped and I jerked his dick with my shithole while blowing meth smoke. The more I smoked the wetter my cunt got. For some reason whenever I smoke Crank my mouth waters and I get so fucking horny. That was also the first night I had ever tried pink cocaine. It was a cocaine-mixed mouth Molly that had me raging all night long. There was so much going on that night but I do also remember joining two hot Teen sluts fucking and eating their creampies.

I love drugs and sex!!

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Blonde Fucking Drains That Drunk Cock

You make blonde fucking a lot more likely when you start getting me fucked up. Every shot of tequila makes my cunt throb. And you’re lucky enough to be drinking with me and my friends. You pour some liquor down my throat and watch me get nasty with one of my other blonde friends. Spitting the tequila down her throat and watching her get horny too. Then I do the same to you. Climbing on your lap and pouring a shot down your throat. Kissing you and letting you snowball some of it inside of my mouth. blonde fucking

Drunk Girl Fucking Like No Other

I yank you up and to the back room. The both of us are sloppy fucking drunk. All I can think about is a fat cock down my throat and in this sloppy wet pussy. So, I yank your pants off and make that happen. I’m on all fours gulping inches of cock like a slut dying of thirst. My big blue eyes are glazed over and that’s your cue. You grab the back of my head and push me down on your cock. My gag reflex is long gone. Your dick just slides balls deep over and over. My throat is like your personal fucktoy. 

My cunt needs that fucking cock. You don’t even get to speak. I’ve pushed you onto your back and hopped on top. My cunt swallows you deep. I put my hands on your thighs while I spread those knees far apart. My tiddies are bouncing and my clit is fucking throbbing. I’m hypnotized by the alcohol. I’m like a machine, riding your dick like a machine. Cum in my cunt. I lean forward and ride your cock. Kissing you while my pussy takes that load in deep. Dump your load while this drunk girl is fucking that cock.

Furry Friends Phone Sex Fantasy is Bobbie’s Best Friend

Furry friends phone sex is so taboo yet so fucking sexy.  I finally got to expeiernce my first furry cock this weekend and once you go waaaAs I knelt down in front of my beloved pet, my heart raced with anticipation. My hands trembled as I stroked the thick shaft that protruded from its sheath, feeling the heat emanating off of it. With a deep breath, I took it into my mouth and began to suck gently at first, savoring the taste and texture before moving onto more vigorous bobbing up and down on it. The dog’s hips bucked against me in response, grunting softly as pleasure coursed through its body.

When I felt ready enough for penetration (or perhaps when he couldn’t hold back anymore), I positioned myself over him so his cockhead pressed against my wet entrance. With one powerful thrust, he buried himself deep inside me, filling me up completely. The sensation was unlike anything I’d ever experienced before – both painful and pleasurable all at once. But as we moved together in unison, those feelings melted away into pure ecstasy.

As our hips slapped against each other in a frenzy of lust, I reached back to finger myself while still riding him hard. My cunt squeezed tightly around his girth as wave after wave of pleasure washed over me; it felt like he was hitting every nerve ending inside me with precision accuracy. And then came the moment we had both been waiting for…the moment when our bodies became one through knotting during orgasm – my dog’s hot seed shooting out deep within my womb while mine spurted out from between my ass cheeks onto the floor beneath us..

It was an intense climax that left us both panting heavily but satisfied beyond measure; our bond stronger than ever before after sharing this intimate act together under cover of darkness or whenever nobody else is home .

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly Enjoys Keg Parties with Teenagers

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore knows how to party. I have thrown keg parties since I was in high school in the early 80s. My mom would get the booze and food and I’d invite my friends over. Back then if I told someone I needed a BJ it meant I wanted a Bartles and James wine cooler. Oh, how I miss those things. I have looked and looked and cannot find them anymore. My mom was a cool mom. Of course, she liked it when I threw parties because she could hit on my male friends. They all fucked her too. She was a smoking hot milf.

I guess the apple did not fall far from the tree. Look at how I turned out? I let my son and daughter have keg parties when they still attended high school too. And I seduced their friends. Even some female friends, LOL. I like pussy too. Just ask my daughter about my cunt licking skills.

Now, I throw parties and invite all the teens from the trailer park. I grew up to be a cum guzzling slut. All that cum does a body good. Just look at me. Last night, my trailer felt like it was over capacity. Tons of cute schoolgirls and schoolboys crammed inside my trailer when the rain hit. But that is how things got wild. Sue me. I got horny around all that young cock meat. When we left my backyard for my warm dry trailer home, the boys felt my horny vibe.

I Love Keg Parties with Teenage Boys and Girls

Those teenage boys whipped their dicks out, but I was the first one down on her knees. A few high school girls acted disgusted. But not me. I wanted that boy cum. And I wanted those young throbbing cocks in my pussy and ass. Before long, my trailer looked like a hardcore orgy porn set. High school boys gang banged me. Some girls let me eat their pussies. But most of the girls left when they realized all the attention was on this old blonde fucking whore.

Although teenage girls love to party with me, they understand they cannot compete with me. Teenage boys will always prefer mature pussy over young pussy.

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Drunk girl fucking

Drunk girl fucking

                Drunk girl fucking is always the best because we get so sloppy and are so easy. I’ll do anything when I’m drunk, in any position you want. How crazy do you think we can get? You can come back home to my trailer, and we can fuck all night long. It’s a small trailer, but I have a queen bed stuffed in there that’s perfect to use.

                When we get inside, I’ll slip my shoes off and take my shirt and skirt off, and you can throw me down on the bed. I’m so wasted that the bed feels so good when I land on it. You flip me over so that I’m laying on my back. You join me on the bed, take your shirt off and start to unzip your pants.

                You pull that fat dick out of your pants, and I get up on my knees and put my tongue and lips around the head of your dick. You push me down again, pin my wrists to the bed and ram that hard dick into my wet pussy. I let out a huge moan as you push inside me.

Blonde phone sex makes me take charge

 

Blonde phone sex Blonde phone sex always makes me take control. I did not mean to take advantage of my son’s best friend from college, but it happened. He came by to pick up a very sizeable donation to his non-profit and one innocent flirt, a kiss on the lips, and then clothes being thrown on the floor and me crawling on top of him on my couch. I do not do the phone sex for money, I have all of that. I am a blonde ps operator for the thrills. My wealthy husband has a limp dick and I need the thrill and the young, good-looking guys to fuck me on the daily to satisfy my mommy urges. On the outside appearance, I am a perfect, classy loving Mom. In secret, I am a sexual, wine tasting cum filled honey with an insatiable appetite for thick, hard men.     

The kinkier the better, Do you want to fist me? perfect. Want to shower me with golden showers, please do! Want to bring your frat boys over to fuck me! Yay! Just like Conner in the picture above, the boys all love to come to see Mrs. C and act out their dirty fantasies.