It’s your favorite druggy phone sex slut reporting for duty! I would love to tell you all about the good times I’ve had while blasted out of my mind down at the truck stop and strip club. What little bit of inhibition still might be left in me goes down the drain when all the guys bring over party favors, and I start partaking in them. It doesn’t really matter what kind of drugs it is – I love them all. Weed, blow, Molly… that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I love it when you can introduce me to something new, but I don’t even know if that’s possible anymore. You can try, though.
What kinds of things would you like to do to me once I’m nice and stoned? I’m pretty fucking open-minded already, but maybe you can actually be the one to shock me and tell me about something you like that I haven’t tried. I would really fucking love that, and I’d make sure you have the best time ever. I’m here and I’m more than willing to indulge in your deepest, darkest fantasies. All you have to do is make sure I’m feeling good and I’ll return the favor.