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Today was the last day of the local schools, so my trailer park community held a block party for the little ones. There were all sorts of activities and food for the local brats. Of course, being the dirty soccer mom I am, I made an appearance to check out all the fresh young meat that will be home alone all summer while their folks are at work! I brought a little Spanish Fly straight from Mexico to spice up the Kool-Aid. I knew once those little ones got hopped up on that shit I could have my way with them. This was a block party in a trailer park, so most of the parents were high or drunk or both and back doing their own thing while I chaperoned the school brats.
It was a flesh smorgasbord for a dirty cougar like me. I love young cock, even young cunt. I invited all the brats, about 20 in all, back to my place to watch movies, eat junk food and relax. I knew the Spanish Fly would kick in by then. I was going to have myself a trailer park orgy with a bunch of school boys and girls. I could see the drug taking effect as they started peeling their clothes off. My pussy was drenched seeing all those little naked and hairless bodies. I took off my clothes and started helping myself to the goodies. I fondled little dicks and balls, fingered little cunts and asses, even encouraged them to touch each other. I sat in a big comfy chair while some of the little ones lined up to lick Sweet Tarts out of my cunt.
I was squirting all over their little faces. The more I squirted, the more they seemed to want to play. That Spanish Fly turned these little brats into sex machines. I had a full out orgy in my trailer. I started sucking peckers and guiding them into tiny cunnies. I managed to get quite a few peckers in my cougar cum holes too. I even let the little boys piss in my ass and pussy. I like the feel of hot piss filling me up, especially when mixed with a gallon of boy seed. I felt so dirty! But I loved it. My first school block orgy. I’m gonna love summer in my trailer park with all this young meat around to play with and parents too high to give a shit.
Blonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.
“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.
My head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.
We were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.
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I’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.
Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!
The more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.
Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.
We spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.
I was trying to score some drugs off this young drug dealer. Everything was going well. I was blowing him, polishing the chrome right off his knob in exchange for an eight ball. And in walked this loser who has pretty much been stalking me. He is rumored to have a tiny dick, and well I ain’t got time for small packages. But, he thinks because I’m a dirty old whore, I will fuck anything. WRONG. Move along looser. When I told him to get the fuck out of my trailer, he tried to threaten me. Said he would turn me in for prostitution and drugs if I didn’t fuck him. Half my age, but half my brain also. Stupid fucker. One, you don’t ruin my score. Two, you don’t blackmail me. My dealer left me with a load of cum on my face but NO coke. I was beyond pissed. I turned to Jim, “Well I guess you better finish me off since I didn’t get fucked.” He started chomping at the bit.
I can’t believe he thought I would really fuck him. I informed him he needed to lick my ass first. He was more than happy to get at my taint. That was until I shit on his face. I had my ass right on his face when I squirted a nice juicy log down his throat. He started to gag, tried to spit out my shit. I just smeared it across his face with my ass, making him lick my dirty asshole. Then I stood up, took my foot and stepped in my own feces, and forced him to lick the shit off my foot too. I just kept stepping on his face with my shit covered foot so he would lick it clean like a dog licks its dirty ass after taking a dump. “This is what happens to losers who attempt to blackmail me,” I shrieked at him. I force fed him all my shit with my foot until my foot was clean again. He licked up every single speck of crap too.
I made sure he understood that if he ever tried to blackmail me again, everyone would know he was a shit licker. Pretty sure I rid myself of that bottom feeder. I’m a nasty bitch. I have no limits, no taboos. You try to fuck with me, I will fuck back tenfold.
I’m proud to be a cum dumpster. I was bottle fed on my daddy’s cum. And I bottle fed my brats on their daddy’s cum. My daughters and I still like to play with cum. It’s our secret to looking young. I’m known in my trailer park as the cum dump cougar, so when men need their balls drained, they hunt me or one of my bukkake slut daughters down, sometimes they get lucky and get us both like today. My daughter was over this morning hanging out when there was a knock on my door. It was the married guy from a few trailers over with an ugly bitch of a wife. Poor guy probably has not been blown since Regan was president.
I told him I knew exactly what he needed. What every man needs. Cum release. I’m happy to take the cum from any living creature! I stripped naked, got on my kitchen island and let him fuck my ass. I love cum running out of my asshole. So does my daughter. She has been sucking cum out of my fuck holes since she was a wee girl. My neighbor’s balls were so swollen. My girl got under us to suck his aching ball sac as he drilled my ass like the energizer bunny. For a guy who has not fucked in way too long, he had amazing staying power.
I let him dump his load in my ass knowing my daughter would clean me up. Watching me shit his cum out into my daughter’s mouth got him hard again almost instantly, so I let him take a turn in my cunt. He fucked me longer this time, which was great because his cock was really thick and long. As he was pounding my puss my daughter was fingering his ass to massage his prostrate. I taught her the trick to drain a man’s balls completely. I’d like to say I was concerned about men being totally satisfied and healthy being drained, but it’s really more about my greed for cum. I want all I can get!
But I am not so greedy I won’t share spunk with my cum whore daughter. I pissed out the cum he left in my cunt into a bowl, then I spoon fed it to my daughter just like I did when she was a wee one. She loved it then, like she loves it now. Do you like cum? I’ll let you clean me up too. Maybe even spoon feed you jizz out of my pussy.
Well it is Wednesday and that means Horny Hump Day to a trailer park whore like myself. A few of my fellow cougar whores were over this morning and we had COCK on the brain. We put on some slutty clothes and trolled the trailer park for dick. We lucked out that it was Spring Break, so lots of young strapping boys were home. And what school boy doesn’t want to fuck 3 hot horny old broads? Derek was likely way younger than we thought, but I’m not a bar, I don’t need to check ID. I just need a hard working cock.
We molested that boy! We shoved our ample boobs in his face, smothered him with tits. Got his attention all right. His young cock was bulging in his jeans, so of course I let it out. Nice and thick too. We took turns sucking his shaft. We had to show him mature women know their way around a cock. Three seasoned whores on your shaft, you would lose your shit quick too. He came in my mouth pretty quickly, but I assured him our first names were Whore, our middle names were Hoover. We could bring him back to life in no time. While he was recuperating, I taught him the fine art of eating pussy. Every young stud needs to know his way around a woman’s clit better than her gynecologist. If a girl is getting her snatch licked well, chances are she has a cougar to thank.
Getting that glazed donut look, made our young stud hard again, just like I knew it would. I eat my share of pussy when cock can’t be found, and a cougar cunt is like fine wine, get’s better with age. And wetter! We all squirted his face with our old nectar. Since we were all so horny and needed to hump, we fought over who got his stiff pecker up their old snatch first. Age before beauty. Since I was the oldest whore, I got to hump him first. I rode him like an old cowgirl. My girlfriends sucked on my titties as I bounced on his throbbing cock. I could feel my clit getting engorged from the stimulation of his dick up my puss. I was reverse cowgirl so I could play with his balls too. Even slipped a cunt juice covered finger up his ass, which drove him wild.
I got another load of fresh boy batter up my snatch this time. I received two cums, my friends zero. But I assured them, with a young stud full of cum, he has an endless supply of cream for us greedy cum cougars. I licked his sweaty taint, slid another finger up his butt hole, and got him hard for my friends. I can make a dead man cum, so don’t think for a moment I won’t resuscitate your cock too. Young or old, on horny hump day, when I want fucked, I make it happen, again and again and again.