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Trailer Trash Whore Pool Orgy

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore never has a dull moment. Now that school is out for the summer, I have been hanging at the pool to get my mandatory boy dick since the school bus no longer drives by my place. Yesterday, I hit the mother lode. One of the boys in my trailer community was having a pool party for his friends. About 30 young boys were unsupervised. It was like my own private school bus of young studs .I felt like I won the lottery.  I was the only parental unit around too. That’s sad because I never do what a good mother would do. I do what a trashy old whore would do. I began with a blow bang of 30 young men. I was in the pool as boy after boy deposited a load of cum in my mouth. Nothing taste better than boy spunk to a dirty old cougar like me. I love having a bloated belly full of boy cum. They were skull fucking my face, giving me creamy facials and calling me names. They were in hog heaven with this old cum dumpster. I let them gangbang me too. I just got on a lawn chair so they could fuck my ass and pussy repeatedly. It was a train by the pool; a pool orgy, not a pool party. I have tee shirts older than those boys, but I wasn’t taking them to a bar, I was just fucking them. Making them men. Several were virgins. Pretty sure they will forever be hooked on old broads. I got a little sun burned, but I didn’t care. Small price to pay for getting all that boy batter. Plus, boy seed works better than aloe for sun burn. I just rubbed all that boy cum into my hot body. Cum in the sun.

Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingHave you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning.  All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.

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This Trashy MILF Loves Summer Time

trashy MILFThis trashy MILF is so excited for summer time. Why? Because of all the boys with mommies at work or too high to think about where they are at will be hanging out at the pool with me. All the boys in the trailer park know I am the dirty old whore who loves young dick too. Yesterday I put on my pink bikini so I could attract all those boy cocks. I laid down on a lawn chair, spread my legs, and pulled my bikini to the side exposing my freshly shaved pussy. I also pushed my bikini top to the middle so my big tits were showing too. Didn’t take long for the young boys to flock around me like hungry vultures. I knew what they needed. Boys that age need fucked and sucked around the clock. If they were at the pool hanging out with me, then that meant no one at home was taking care of them. I raised my son and my daughter better.  I guess you could call me a trailer trash whore. Another moniker I embrace. I blew about 20 boy dicks pool side. It was a lot of boy batter, but that shit is the bomb. Something about boy cum keeps a woman looking younger than she is and keeps her fucking in her fifties and beyond. I made sure they all knew that I needed more than one deposit each in my pretty mouth. I spread my legs wider revealing a pink puckered ass and swollen cunt in need of some boy action too. Funny. They were happy to oblige my other fuck holes. I was a boy gangbang whore poolside.  Boy dicks were going in my ass and pussy a few at a time. They were little alpha dogs vying for my fuck holes. I didn’t care who got there first, I just wanted all that boy cum. And, I got it. I so love summer.

BBC Phone Sex: National Donut Day Fun with a Trashy MILF

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is so hot. I’m not a black cock whore. I am just a whore, but my daughter loves nigger dick. Her pussy is accustomed to those big thick throbbing dicks. This year, National Donut day came early in our house. She knows I have a weakness for Krispy Kreme donuts. I think it is just that I really enjoy crème filled objects. She paid me a visit yesterday with a box of my favorite donuts: Boston Crème. She had them arranged in the shape of a big cock. A big black cock. The donuts were just a way to bribe me. She had a favor. Her latest black bull has a trashy MILF fetish. I guess he has been begging her for months to fuck me. She tried explaining that I was not a black cock whore, but that was a lie. She knew I would fuck her black stud with or without donuts. She was just afraid he might prefer an old whore to a young one. I love fucking her men. I never intend to steal them, but some black men just prefer cougars. I just always assumed it was because they don’t have to wear condoms with me. I can’t get knocked up at my age anymore.

trashy MILFWhen she brought Jamal in, I creamed my panties. He was a sexy mother fucker. Total bad boy look. Monster dick. In fact I decided to get kinky. I used the glazed donuts my daughter brought for herself to test just how big and thick his cock really was. It took three thick donuts to cover his cock, but as soon as I licked his pulsating head that was poking through, those donuts exploded. Krispy Kremes could not contain a monster cock. My pussy barely could either. He turned my cunt into a Boston Crème pussy filling me up with so much spunk. I made my daughter lick up my crème filled cunt. Jamal loved seeing his girl lick her mom’s cum filled cunt so much he got hard again. This time, I ate donuts and watched my daughter get filled with crème. I really love donuts now.

BBC Sex Stories

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories are hot to share. I never get tired of sharing my nigger exploits. Black men love an old trashy whore. The other day I was in need of getting my swirl on. I put on a slutty outfit and marched down to the bus stop. In my community, you can always find some brothers there. Usually young, hung and full of cum for a dirty old cougar. It was double jackpot day apparently. I discovered two black dudes down to fuck. I told them if they fucked me good, I would drive them to work or wherever it was they were going. “Shit, girl. You think we care about going anywhere when we getting some fine MILF pussy,” one of them said. Soon, we were back at my trailer getting better acquainted. They whipped their dicks out looking for approval. Fuck me sideways. They had fire hoses in their pants. Those weren’t cocks; they were trouser snakes.

bbc phone sexI did my best to deep throat every thick throbbing inch. I felt like I was in some science fiction alien movie. My throat was moving like some mutant was going to burst out from within and run across the kitchen floor. They were skull fucking me into oblivion. It’s a challenge to find meat this old whore can’t take, but this duo had almost 2 feet of cock combined.  If my throat was having difficulty swallowing those swords, I knew my cunt and ass would too. But, I am a seasoned BBC phone sex slut, so I never turn away nigger dick. I impaled my pussy on a foot long nigger cock while I deep throated the other. But the real challenge came when they double penetrated my old fuck holes. It is amazing how tight you feel with monster cocks stuffing you. I convulsed and shuttered with every thrust. My ass was bruised from the impact of their big black balls. I was filled with so much cum you would have thought an army of men fucked me.  I love being a nigger trailer trash whore.

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From Just an Anal Cum Dumpster to a Fisting Whore

anal cum dumpsterI have always been an anal cum dumpster. Even before I got out of school, I was letting guys fill my ass up with their hot seed. It was mutually beneficial. Boys hate to wear a condom and girls at a certain age do not want to get knocked up. Ass fucking is the perfect win win solution for both. My mom was a hooker, so when I was young I saw her get a hardcore ass fucking often. Guys paid her to do what their wives refused to do. I’m no hooker, but I am a slut; I let men fuck my ass for free.  I love it up the ass. I think it feels just as good to have a cock up my cunt as it does my ass. Anal sex is still considered taboo for whatever reason. People act like gay guys are the only ones who butt fuck. Women have been getting reamed in the ass forever. I am always looking for a nastier anal experience. I think my ass has  bottomed out lol; I needed something more intense to get me off.  So, I decided to try being a fisting whore.  You tell a guy you want him to fist your ass, he creams his jeans. Face it. Guys are dirty creatures, but some of us women can be even dirtier. I am an old cougar who says fuck to whatever people think about me. I want to have fun. So I got fisted this weekend by a couple of young studs who live in my trailer park. They showed up with a big jar of Vaseline for some weekend fun. I did lines of coke off their cocks, they took turns fisting my cougar ass. I got so high at one point I begged to be double fisted. They gave it to me too. I was cumming all over the place with two big hands rammed up my ass. Sure, my ass is still sore and gaping open, but it was worth the pain. I’m such a nasty freak.

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Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreWhat does a trailer trash whore do on a school day? She sits naked playing with her cunt in front of a big window directly in view of the bus stop. It is not my fault mothers are not fucking their sons like I do mine. Confession. I diddled my boy when he was in diapers. I’m a whore. I make no apologies; but now that my son is grown up, I miss boy cock. I miss the energy of horny young  boys. They fuck like machines. Wham, Bam, Thank you Mam. That’s why this cougar exposes herself to the cubs at the bus stop. They need to know that if they can’t fuck their mother, they can fuck some other brat’s mother. Yesterday I hit the jackpot. Twin teen boys with matching big fat fuck sticks. Cougar paradise. They paid me a visit after school yesterday for a lesson in human anatomy. I taught them all about my pussy. How to lick it before sticking it. How to make it squirt and how to clean out a creampie. They both were excellent students. I rewarded them with my fuck holes. Who am I fooling? I got rewarded with horny boy dick that ravaged my fuck holes like the Energizer Bunny while their faces glistened with my fuck juices. I love being a trashy MILF.

Being a Big Dick Sucker Runs in the Family

big dick sucker I am a big dick sucker. I have been sucking dick since I was just a little girl. My mom was a hooker. Oldest profession in the world, right? She was a hooker in the 60s before online advertising. Daddy was a trucker, so she found dates at the truck stop when he was on the road. She taught me how to be a big dick sucker. Well, some of her johns taught me. Many of them took a fancy to me once they realized there was a younger, tighter model in the same house. I actually loved the attention. I also loved the money. Momma got way more money when I helped out. Daddy was pretty much an asshole and left us very little when he hit the road, sometimes for a month at a time. So momma got creative with how she earned extra cash. My momma was good to me. Sure some folks might think pimping your daughter out is bad parenting, but I wanted to help contribute to the family. I also wanted designer jeans and clogs and eventually a car. Daddy sure was not providing any of that. There is nothing wrong with sex for money. It puts food on the table and nice clothes on a girl’s back. Bonus, I learned how to suck dick. I learned a few other things too like how to take dick up the ass. I am just a phone sex hooker now, but times have changed. I can make more money at this than my mother ever did on her back. I love to fuck. Don’t get me wrong, I may not be a hooker for hire, but I still fuck all the time. And, like my momma, I share men with my daughter. I taught her how to be a big dick sucker too. My daughter and I have a lot of fun cock sucking together, just like I did with my mom so many years ago. I have raised my daughter to be open and comfortable with her sexuality, just unlike my mom, to not need a man to support her. We do just fine without daddy in the picture. In fact, we have way much more fun than we ever would if he was still around.

BBC Phone Sex with a Druggy Porn Whore

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is much more fun with my favorite drug, cocaine. Blow makes me triple horny. I already am one horny bitch too. My libido has skyrocketed in my forties. I get more dick now than I ever did at my daughter’s age. In fact, she is always complaining that her boyfriends prefer to fuck me because I can keep up with them. Of course I can, I am in my sexual prime. I had just finished a line of coke, when my son came home with some school pals. A couple black basketball players. They were going to play some video games, until my horniness kicked in. I was high and horny, a bad combo for a young boy. “Show me your cocks, boys,” I yelled as they walked in the house. I acted like I had never had a big black cock before, but I am a black cock whore. My son knows it too. He played along with me as I told them I have heard rumors that white men can’t measure up to black cock. They had no problem whipping their big black dicks out for me either. They were tall and long. Huge ass chocolate dicks. “Are you impressed Bev,” one inquired as he waved his dick around like an elephant trunk. Hell yes I was impressed. I have had a shit ton of chocolate dicks in my 40 plus years, but soft both these teen boys looked to be at least a foot long. I started sucking one cock while the other slapped himself hard against my milky white ass. My son was stroking his white dick that looked so small in comparison. You know a dick is big when it makes 7 inches look miniscule. I rode one cock, while I blew the other. Thanks to my favorite drug that makes me super horny, I was able to cram over 24 inches of cock in my fuck holes at once. They wore my pussy and ass out. But, it was so worth the possibility of prison to fuck such hung young studs.

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The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex

scat phone sexScat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was  not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record.  We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out.  I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.

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