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Trashy Milf Beverly is my nickname in certain circles, so I have no idea why my one friend invited me to her daughter’s swank wedding at the country club. I’m a trailer park whore; I am not some sophisticated rich bitch. Her and I were high school BFFs. Both from the wrong side of the tracks. At some point, she married well and erased her white trash past. I know her secret, but would never rat her out. I don’t care what anyone does as long as they don’t judge me. My daughter helped me clean up. You can’t really polish a turd as my mom use to say, but I did look pretty swank for a trailer trash whore. The wedding was nice. I went solo as I had no dates who wouldn’t bust me out for being nothing but a whore. The reception was boring. Some big band type of music. Everyone was so stiff and stoic. Almost no one was drinking. I made friends with the bartender quickly. It was an open bar so why no one was boozing it up was beyond me. I guess I boozed it up too much. I went from classy broad to drunk girl fucking pretty quickly. My offspring would be so proud of me. My BFF not so much. I wasn’t really paying attention to what the young stud I started blowing was wearing. If I had been more attentive, I would have realized I was blowing the ring bearer. I was so fucked up I kind of thought he was just a midget. Nope. The youngest dude at the reception and my lips ended up on his hairless cock and balls. His mother wanted to call the cops on me, until the lad spoke up to his mother. I guess I was his new best friend and he was the heir to the family fortune. I blew a little Richie Rich! Guess mommy doesn’t want to be cut off, so I can blow Richie Rich whenever I want. Maybe I need to go to more rich folks’ parties after all.
This big dick sucker wishes you a Happy new Year. I also hope that in 2017 you get all the pussy you want. Maybe even cock and cum if that’s your thing. I’m a dirty old whore. I clearly don’t judge. I plan on staying up all night to ring in the New Year right. I went down to the truck stop to score some coke. Truckers have the best blow. They make good money and pussy is hard to score on the road, so I can usually swing a trade if you get my drift. Truckers don’t care how old I am or how well fucked I am. They will put their dick in any warm wet hold. Mine was wet for sure. I had a cum filled cunt still from the night before with my son and his friends. They went through my blow and my pussy. If I wake up with a sloppy cunt and no blow, I don’t shower first. I get my ass out to get some blow. That is what I did this morning. My trucker Leroy didn’t mind sloppy seconds. Do you? He said to me, “Pussy is pussy. Wet pussy just gets wetter.” Then he fucked the shit out of me in his cab. Fucked my ass too because according to him, if he was giving me party supplies, he had a right to any and all holes. I wasn’t in a position to deny him. I love it up the ass. Now his cock was pretty big, but again, I don’t care. Tear my ass up all you want if giving me white powder. I went home with enough coke for a few days and more cum in my fuck holes. My daughter was waiting for me when I got home. She is just like her dirty whore mom. She cleaned up my overflowing fuck holes for some blow. We going to ring in 2017 as a kinky family. You should join us.
This big dick sucker gets a lot of practice in being the best cock sucking whore around. Last night my son invited a group of boys over to help me get even more practice. He said it was my Christmas present. Merry Christmas to me. It is that time of the year to be passing out cheer. If a blowjob signifies Christmas time, then it is ALWAYS Christmas time in my trailer. I started my holiday blow bang off with a bang by doing lines of coke off of young cocks. I do like those pretty shaved or hairless dicks. They are so much more pleasurable to suck, although I would suck Ron Jeremy’s hairy dick because it’s big and I’m just a dirty cum guzzling whore anyway. I convinced the boys to do some white lines too. Cocks on coke means fucking all night long! I went slow in the beginning. I wanted to savor those dicks. I blew each boy individually but the higher I got, the greedier I became so I started shoving two, even three dicks in my mouth at once. More than a mouthful is never enough when you are talking about boy dick; at least not for a white trash phone sex MILF. As the coke kicked in for the boys, they got more aggressive with my mouth too. I got a good skull fucking the higher they got. Soon, I was being drowned in my favorite white substance: CUM. I was one happy cougar. Boy batter is the most tasty thing in the world. I was guzzling the cum down as fast as they were spraying it out of their young big dicks. I gobbled up any jizz that spilled out of my mouth too, even if it was on the floor. I never let coke or cum go to waste.
I’m such a trashy MILF. I have a half sister from my father’s 4th marriage to a woman half my age. I don’t see Katie much. They live in another state, plus I am old enough to be her mother. Katie wanted to come visit me. I thought what the fuck. I have a sister. I should get to know her a little better. She was all grown up since the last time I saw her. Just a barely legal teen girl now, but fucking hot as hell. My son drove us all to dinner with my daughter riding shot gun. Katie had on a short little jean skirt. I could see her cotton panties through the rear view mirror. I wanted my sister so badly. She smelled like a little teen dream. I slipped my hands between her legs to play with her little slit. She had a sloppy wet pussy. I mean she had cum up in that snatch. I can feel the difference between excitement and freshly fucked. I had a go idea who fucked her too. I looked at my son in the rear view mirror and he had it written all over his face. That made me want her more. I kissed her passionately before I slipped on the car floor to eat her cum filled cunt. I buried my tongue in my sister’s barely legal cunt. She moaned so sexily. I don’t think anyone has eaten her pussy like I did. She palmed the back of my head and started convulsing as I licked her to her first orgasm on my face. I gave her several more before we got to The Olive Garden. On the way home, she returned the favor. I squirted all over my baby sister’s face. When we got home, I watched my sister and my son fuck. The funny thing is my son is older than my sister. I’m gonna love having my teen sister around. She is a nasty freak like me.
I am such a trashy MILF! There was a knock bright and early on my door this morning. I was hung over with cum matted in my hair. I looked like dirty old whore. I peeked out the window to see a strapping young man. I yelled, “just a minute” as I fixed my hair and put on some clothes. Sexy clothes of course. The guy was one of those religious dudes who travels spreading the gospel. Well, I was going to spread something for him and it was not God’s word if you know what I mean. I invited him inside. Poor young man was clearly being forced to spend his weekend trying to convert people to his faith. I wanted to convert him into my stud. I grabbed him between the legs and instructed him to preach for me. He was in shock, but hard as a rock. I spread my legs for him, pushing him between my thighs. I told him if he could lick a Bible verse on my clit, I would listen to his spiel. Suddenly, he was no longer interested in talking religion. He wanted to learn how to eat pussy and fuck. I turned that young man into a scholar of cunt licking in an hour. He didn’t even realize he was eating other dudes’ cum out of my pussy. I took his virginity. He now worships at the church of pussy. This old cougar will treat him better than any god. I will make him feel better too. I had him screaming, “Oh Bev, Oh Bev, Oh Bev,” about a dozen times. He just kept getting hard again. It was like I was witnessing a miracle. He would get hard, cum, get hard again and cum again with almost no down time. As many times as he came in a couple hours was a miracle. Or just the power of cougar cunt.
My phone sex line is and always will be anything goes! I am too old for limits. Why not do anything you want? If it feels good, do it is my motto. My momma was a truck stop hooker when I was growing up. Once I was a budding teen girl, I started hooking with her. Turns out guys love mother daughter action. I have a teen daughter myself. She came to me over the weekend with a dilemma. She needed some fast cash to buy this sweet car. The guy agreed to hold it for a couple days for her, but her cock sucking skills only bought her a few days to come up with the money. I suggested we hook as mommy and daughter for a few days. Certainly we could come up with $4,000. Actually we came up with double that amount. My son is tech savvy. He built us a web page in hours. He also placed ads on escort sites and the Back Pages for our area in Florida. He plastered our pictures all over social media. He acted as our pimp and our body guard as we entertained 13 men in two days. Who knew mommy daughter hookers for hire would bring us so much money? We raked in the dough. We had no taboos either which got us some fat tips. We let one guy piss on us for an hour. Another guys just wanted to stroke his cock while we played with each other. Most of the men wanted to fuck our asses. We had a guy want us to make him a female member of our family. That was fun. We dressed him up and taught him how to suck cock. My son lent his hard cock to the fantasy. We had whore weekend, but made lots of money. My daughter got her car, I got some blow and we gave my son some money too. He spent it on cocaine and strippers. We are one big trashy family.
I’m such a trashy MILF! I woke up this morning with a lady boner. I was out of blow so I was cranky and horny. Best cure for that is cock. YOUNG cock too. I snuck into the trailer of this stripper who lives a few lots down. She sleeps in the day because she works the graveyard shift. She is quite prude with her son for a dirty dancer. I would see him at the pool over the summer all by himself. I blew him a few times. He is pretty young so his willy isn’t that big yet. But, guess what? Young boys with small peckers fuck you pretty darn good. They rabbit your fuck holes. Sure they pop off quickly, but they reload just as quickly. I knew it was a school holiday today, so I paid him a visit. I felt like one of those molesters that crawls into windows on crime shows and violates the lady of the house, but I was violating the little boy of the trailer. He was still sleeping when I put my hand over his mouth and grabbed his boy dick. That woke him up. I made the universal quiet motion as I let my hand off his mouth to suck his tiny pecker. Boys that age have no pubes yet. Their dicks are so soft too. Little balls look like raisins. I was under his Captain America comforter giving him head. He was bucking his little pecker in my mouth like a cowboy. He was oozing that boy batter I love so much. I came up for air, saw the smile on his face. I tousled his hair, kissed his chubby cheeks and put his dick in my old pussy. I guided his hand on my clit so he could rub me to a hard cum on his hairless boy cock. He didn’t last long, but neither did I. I slithered back home with a cum filled cunt of boy seed feeling much better.