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Druggy Porn Cougar

druggy pornDruggy porn is all I make. Why? Because I am always fucking high. I love my coke. My momma gave me my first taste as a young girl. She wanted me high as a kite when one of her john’s fucked my tiny virgin pussy. I felt no pain. I didn’t even question what he was doing or why. I just wanted more coke. Coke gave me no inhibitions. It has allowed me to be a fucking dirty whore all my life. Very little I haven’t tried. Nothing I wouldn’t try except maybe snuff. Try that and you can’t try anything else ever again! Anyway, I went to see Chris Rock perform with some girlfriends last night. We weren’t the only white chicks there, he is fucking Chris Rock after all. But some brothers did take interest in us. Duh. We looked like trailer trash whores. Black guys love a trashy MILF. These weren’t gang banger guys either. These were classy brothers who wanted to fuck some trashy cougars. I don’t care if high class or low class, big black dicks are always welcome in my whore holes. We went to their hotel with them after the show. This was not a Super 8 either. They were in a fancy penthouse suite. I did lines of blow off a marbled bar. I also did lines off my friend’s pussy. We got gang banged by a band of brothers. Educated, wealthy, hung brothers. All married with sports cars and picket fences I am sure. But they didn’t fuck us like classy guys. They fucked us like gang bangers. Pulled our hair, gagged our mouths, smacked our asses and came all over our faces. It was a fucking hot time. We spent the night and got a fine breakfast in bed this morning. I’m not use to such royal treatment from brothers or anyone. I think I need to start picking up brothers at the theater or something lol! Even sophisticated men like a dirty whore.

Anal Cum Dumpster and Proud of It

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster. I love it in the ass. As an old whore, my pussy has seen a lot of action in between fucking daily for almost 40 years and  birthing some brats. It’s not exactly a tight snatch. My ass, however, can take a good hard fucking and still feel like a vice grip on your dick. The young boys in my neighborhood love ass fucking too. I think it is because so much porn on the Internet these days highlights ass fucking. Anything that brings the boys to my yard, I am all about. So this morning,  after I showered and had my cup of coffee, I did a line and got on my couch to show off my hot ass. I let all the boys and men going to the bus stop bright and early see that  I am an anal sex whore.  I took a beer bottle from the night before and fucked my ass for them. Would you believe that a beer bottle in my ass made all the boys come to my yard? Made them all cum in my ass too. They lined up to fuck this anal cougar. They didn’t care about being late to work or school. They just wanted to be a part of the anal gang bang. Young boys have cocks perfect for a good ass fucking too. Hard as a rock and not too big yet. Limp dicks or cocks at half mast don’t stay in a chick’s ass. But a teen boy’s cock? Now that is a cock that can fuck me all day long. I lost count of how many dicks I got this morning, but it was at least 20. I passed out in a pool of cum, woke up just in time to catch them on their way home. I’m ready for round two.

Gangbang Whore Cougar

gangbang whoreGangbang whore Friday bitches. This dirty old cougar needed party supplies for the weekend so I went down to the local truck stop to see Big D and his friends. Big D is a hung mother fucker with the best coke and weed in town. Now Big D is a trucker, not a dealer. He just shares his stash for pussy. He is not into the typical lot lizard skank. You know the type I am talking about, right? Tracks on their arms, bad skin, itching like crazy and smell like a fish market. I’m a dirty whore, but a clean bitch. Everyone wants to fuck me from my son to random men I meet on the street. Big D and I have been taking care of each other for years. He is half my age, but he has MILF fever and I have jungle fever so it has always worked out well. Every Friday he is in town on his route. He spends Thursday night in the local truck stop, so I march my hot ass down there and spend the night with him before he hits the road Friday afternoon. We fuck and get high. When I leave, I have a pussy full of cum and blow and weed for the weekend. I came home this morning with way more cum than usual because Big D decided to have me entertain some pals. Do you like gangbang sex stories? You may like this one. One white cougar and 15 black men. Hung black men.  We turned his truck into a porn set. I was doing lines off of nigger cock and get trained from behind. I love a black train. They are the best. Dicks were smacking my face and my ass. I was doused in so much cum I couldn’t even see. When I came home this morning, my walk of shame was legendary. I looked like I was bow legged. Plus, I was limping. Badges of honor if you ask me. I love being a dirty trick.

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutIt is fucking freezing today. So I invited a bunch of dudes over. Nothing warms a cum guzzling slut up better than a lot of hot steamy cum. It is hot and salty; feels good on my body and in my belly too. Big D, my coke dealer, brought over a bunch of his trucker friends.  Truckers get horny and tire easily of the lot lizard skanks. I am a skank most definitely, but I don’t look like a truck just ran over me. I’m a coke addict. I am not strung out on crack or smack. So I am not begging for cock to get a fix. The cock is my fix! I need cock and cum like addicts need their smack or most women need coffee.  For an old coke whore, I look damn fine.  I get all the cock I want in my 50s. This morning I got more than I could want thanks to some horny truckers. I got to hone my big dick sucker skills as Big D brought 12 hung truckers to warm me up with their cum. So with him, that was 13 men, almost all of whom were black. They were impressed that I still looked good with a tight little body. I got on my knees and begged them to pour some cum on me.  Dicks whipped out and I fell to my knees like a good whore for a blow bang. I sucked big black cocks and balls, and a few foot long white cocks too. Soon, I was doused in cum. Seriously, I looked like someone poured a jug of cum all over me. It was warm and sticky. It was just what I needed to warm myself up on a snowy day too. Do you have some cum to give a trailer trash whore too? Can never have too much.

Creampie Sex Stories: Locker room Cougar

creampie sex storiesDo you like hearing about creampie sex stories? I am a dirty old cougar. I always have a creampie. because I am always fucking. Just some days it is creamier than others, like this morning. I can’t get knocked up anymore, so I let anyone cum inside me. I was in rare form last night. I went to a high school basketball  game at the local high school. One of the boys I fuck in the trailer park invited me. He is on the team. To be around a bunch of horny high school boys,  I said hell yes.  I put on a tight low cut dress and  high heels and went on the prowl. My fuck toy invited me into the locker room. Actually, he snuck me in. I saw all those young boys naked. Hot and sweaty. Black and white. They got hard at the sight of me. Well, I am not cock tease. I am, however, a gangbang whore. I was a locker room cougar. I bent over a bench so the boys could do a MILF train. I was snorting lines of coke off the hard cocks of teen boys and getting fucked by them in the pussy and ass. I was fucking living the dream. There were about 25 boys including the second string and assistants. That was a fucking lot of cum. Young teen boys cum a lot too. I had one messy pussy. I knew just who to call to help clean up my massive creampie. My daughter! She met me back at the trailer. She eagerly cleaned me up too. We snowballed cum, fucked each other with the strap on and did lines of coke all night and most of today. But I am not tired yet. I still feel likely partying and fucking. Who’s in with me?

Black Phone Sex with a Black Cock Whore

black phone sexBlack phone sex doesn’t just mean phone sex with a black girl or guy. It also means phone sex with a black cock whore. As far as I am concerned, black guys are the best fucks. Not only do they have really big fat dicks that can stretch a pussy out, but they always have the best drugs too. And, they are nasty freaks. Big D, my trucker fuck buddy and dealer, paid me a visit this morning. Normally, I march my trashy ass down to the truck stop for his nigger dick and some blow, but he was wanting some cougar cunt this morning. Cougar ass too. Not just for himself either. Big D has a son. His son is younger than my boy and has never had himself some old white pussy. Men use to bring their sons to my whore momma when I was little to make then men. Big D’s son is no virgin. He just  a cougar virgin. When I saw how hung he was, there was no doubt that Big D was his daddy. Between the two of them, they had almost 2 feet worth of big black cock for this trailer trash whore. I always wanted a father son combo like my momma use to get sometimes. I bet you have thought about a mother and daughter once or twice before. My daughter and I have shared guys before; often actually. I got on all fours to blow young Big D, while daddy Big D rammed his foot long up my ass. Hot damn. I had a sword up my ass and a sword down my throat. I looked like a circus freak. The hung twins shredded my holes and left me with so much cum, my pussy and ass looked like I got gang banged. On the way out, Big D. tossed me a bag of joints and a couple bumps. Now I’m partying and craving a bit of  the hair of the dog that bit me.

Drunk Sex Porn

drunk sex pornDrunk sex porn is my life. I’m never sober. I’m usually coked up or liquored up. I think being altered helps a woman tap into her kinky side. I bet there is a woman in your life that you wished would just loosen up, right? Give her a special cocktail, then leave her alone with your teen son and see what happens. I bet she will stop denying she wants young dick, especially her son’s young dick. This morning, I woke up still drunk and high from last night. I wanted a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. I poured a shot of Tequila, did a line of coke and sat naked on top of my cougar couch. It is my perch. I sit up there in front of the big window with my legs spread wide. You catch more young ones with a whore pussy! Those little ones on their way to the school bus in the wee hours of the morning see my naked hot body and they do a double take. That’s the whole point. When I wake and bake, I want to get fucked. I’m a trailer trash whore. I need dick as often as I can get it and then some! I get plenty of it too. This morning a dad walking his three sons to the school bus saw me in all my naked glory. I thought he was coming up to chastise me for exposing myself to the little ones, but he wanted some action. I don’t turn cock down. I fucked him in front of his sons and in front of the trailer park! His boys had to wait their turn while I did their daddy. They couldn’t wait their turn. They took advantage of my mouth and two free hands. I was covered in cum when they were all done nutting on me.  Nothing like starting your day off fucking.

Trailer Trash Whore Skank Off

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore. People say that like it is a bad thing. I love being a dirty whore. I would rather be a skank than a prim and proper bitch any day. Look at me? I tried last week to do the socialite thing and I ended up blowing a very young boy at an upscale wedding. I just need to accept who I am and so do my friends. I went out Friday night with one of my fellow trailer trash sluts. We got into a bit of a pissing contest to see who could out skank the other. Bitch please. I am the skankiest cougar on this planet. She had the idea that we go to the local strip club and work as amateurs for the night. I was down for that, however, it didn’t seem very skanky behavior to strip for money. She suggested we be hookers for hire at the club. Again, done that been there. Strippers are pretty much hookers anyway. Taking money or drugs for sex is nothing new to me.  She was like we should be anal whores. Again, my ass has seen more cock than a gay porn star. I suggested we do a school gang bang. Take a bunch of little boys and make them men. She looked at me rather disgusted. I was like what the fuck? “You don’t know what you are missing out on. Young boys fuck you so good” I said shocked. It is a hardcore animal fuck that leaves you feeling very naughty and very satisfied. She still was not buying it, so I told her sit down and watch. I made a deal with the strip club owner and some of the strippers. I fucked the strippers’ young sons on stage in front of horny men stroking their dicks. Sure those boys weren’t old enough to be in a club yet, let alone fucking a drugged out cougar, but that is the beauty of it. Taboo fucking is the best. I got trained by a bunch of young boys for money while perverts watched and came on my face. Yeah, I won the skank match that night.

Trashy MILF Beverly is a Drunk Girl Fucking When Drinking Booze

trashy MILFTrashy Milf Beverly is my nickname in certain circles, so I have no idea why my one friend invited me to her daughter’s swank wedding at the country club. I’m a trailer park whore; I am not some sophisticated rich bitch. Her and I were high school BFFs. Both from the wrong side of the tracks. At some point, she married well and erased her white trash past. I know her secret, but would never rat her out. I don’t care what anyone does as long as they don’t judge me. My daughter helped me clean up. You can’t really polish a turd as my mom use to say, but I did look pretty swank for a trailer trash whore. The wedding was nice. I went solo as I had no dates who wouldn’t bust me out for being nothing but a whore.  The reception was boring. Some big band type of music. Everyone was so stiff and stoic. Almost no one was drinking. I made friends with the bartender quickly. It was an open bar so why no one was boozing it up was beyond me. I guess I boozed it up too much. I went from classy broad to drunk girl fucking pretty quickly. My offspring would be so proud of me. My BFF not so much. I wasn’t really paying attention to what the young stud I started blowing was wearing. If I had been more attentive, I would have realized I was blowing  the ring bearer. I was so fucked up I kind of thought he was just a midget. Nope. The youngest dude at the reception and my lips ended up on his hairless cock and balls. His mother wanted to call the cops on me, until the lad spoke up to his mother. I guess I was his new best friend and he was the heir to the family fortune. I blew a little Richie Rich! Guess mommy doesn’t want to be cut off, so I can blow Richie Rich whenever I want.  Maybe I need to go to more rich folks’ parties after all.