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I’m Such a Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterI’m such a cum dumpster. Seriously, I cannot drink enough cum, especially when I am high which is always the case. I was partying with some black dudes last night. They had some sweet chronic. Better than the shit I can ever get. I was partying with the guys. Getting high, drinking beer and giving head is how I spend most nights. The guys know I am a cum whore. They dared me to swallow every one of them. Challenge accepted. I never pass up a cum challenge. When I am high, I am invincible. I forgot I was blowing black guys. They cum twice the amount, sometimes more than white guys. I chugged so much cum, I got sick. That rarely happens. It could have been the cheap ass beer, but I suspect it was the cum. I am a cum guzzling slut, but that was more cum than even an old whore like me has swallowed before. There were like 30 black men, so it was like chugging 60 loads of cum. I puked it up. But guess what? I was so fucking high, I licked it up off the floor. I love cum so much, I will even clean it up once I have puked it up. I may not have swallowed cum like a porn star, but I still impressed the brothers with my willingness to make sure I got every last drop.

Trailer Trash Whore and Proud of It

trailer trash whorePeople always say things like, “there goes that trailer trash whore.” Women, say it far more than men. I think they just jealous that men want me. Jealous that I have fun and enjoy my life. I don’t let names hurt me. In fact, I embrace every name meant to hurt me by stuck up bitches too uptight to do what they want. Rumors circulated recently about me and young boys. They are true of course. I’m not forcing any young boy to fuck me. They show up at my trailer down to fuck. Hell, most of the time they are begging this trashy milf to make them a man. These uptight bitches act like I am luring little boys into the back of a white van wearing a clown suit. It’s 2017. Boys want to fuck an old broad. The queen bee gossip whore showed up at my trailer way too early this morning. She was screaming at me, even threatened to call the cops. Sure, I fuck her husband and her son, but her son is 18. He is one of the few older boys I fuck. I told her to call the cops. To calm her down, as her shrill voice was not helping my hangover, I made her some coffee. But, the cream I used was her son’s cum. After she raved about my coffee, I told my secret ingredient. I also had her snort a line of coke. Coke helps a woman be her true self. I knew that a little blow would do to her. A line and a shot of her son’s cum will have her going back to her trailer a dirty whore like me. I told her that her son fucks me because she doesn’t fuck him. And, her husband fucks me because I swallow and take it in the ass. Like I said, women who call me names are just jealous. They just need a heart to heart talk, some coke and some cum, then they are on their way to being a dirty old cum dumpster like me. Perhaps, I need to help your wife?

My Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineIf you have ever called a phone sex line before, you know they are not created equally. Like anything else, there are good, bad and ugly phone sex companies. Guys tell me all the time that I am one of the good ones. This company only hires the best phone sex whores. Also, they put us whores where we belong in a manner of speaking. For example, we have a vanilla site, but I am not there. I bet you can guess why too. I am not exactly a vanilla woman. I wouldn’t know how to deliver vanilla sex. I am a trailer trash whore, so I don’t belong on a vanilla site. I am no young thing either, so a teen site is out too. When I got this job, I was asked what I enjoy. That was easy to answer. I enjoy fucking my son. I enjoy partying. I enjoy cum. I like being a cougar whore. Oh yeah, I like black cock and anal sex too. Eventually, I told the owner of the company that there isn’t much I don’t like. I don’t like vanilla sex or tiny dicks, but anything freaky and taboo, sign me the fuck up. So here I am on a dirty phone line talking about my sexual exploits and nasty fantasies. Are you game to talk and play with a dirty old whore?

BBC Big Dick Sucker

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I love being a big dick sucker. All the black guys know about the blonde whore in town who will gladly swallow their anacondas. Big D, my trucker dealer, sent me some business. He owed a few brothers a favor. I owed him a few favors. By sucking some nigger dick, all debts were settled. I wasn’t complaining. I love big black cock in my mouth. No better way to settle a debt than being a dirty cock sucker. Big D had texted me he sent me some presents, but I was still passed out from the night before. It was not until I heard banging on the door that I awoke from my cum coma. It was like Christmas. I’m standing there in a tee shirt with no panties and bed head staring at 6 black men. All they had to say was Big D sent us and I was ushering them inside my trailer. I saw Big Ds’ text after I was a cum guzzling slut. I was down on my knees fast. So fast, I got rug burn. I didn’t feel the pain surrounded by 6 big black dicks. They smacked my face, anointed me with their cum. They were impressed that I could swallow all their cocks, even a couple at a time because most women can’t handle one dick at a time. I am no ordinary woman, however. I am a trailer park whore who has been sucking dick and guzzling cum since before any of them were even born. I drained their big black balls. I was covered in cum. They were covered in sweat. We all worked up a sweat during that blow bang. I was happy to start my morning off with a gallon of black cum. Protein does a body good. It’s been doing me good for decades.

Big Dick Sucker by Day

big dick suckerI love being a big dick sucker. I was hanging out at my pool on Friday. There were a few boys playing hooky from school. I woke up with an intense oral fixation too. Usually, I am the only one at the pool during the week. The boys were nervous when they saw me. I assured them I was not a truancy officer in a string bikini. Our pool is not supervised. It was just us. I tugged down the white boy’s trunks first. Impressive at almost 9 inches. He still was bigger than most boys his own age and much bigger than many men my age. I showed him why he shouldn’t waste his time on teen whores. I managed to get every ounce of him down my throat. His balls were spread across my face. Sadly, he didn’t last long, but I had a backup boy. This boy had the stamina I wanted. Later, he told me he was thinking of something unpleasant so he would not spray my face too quickly. I brought them back to my trailer for a little double penetration. I got my swirl on as the saying goes. I had a black and a white teen cock doing me from both ends, eventually both holes. They came buckets of jizz in and on my old cougar body. I told them the next time they skip school to just come over to my trailer.

Cum Eating Phone Sex with an Old Cum Whore

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite type of calls. I love being a cum slut for you. I don’t know why so many women won’t swallow jizz? Most guys who call me, do so because they know I am a cum whore. They tell me their wives won’t let them cum in their mouths. That just means more for me. I crave spunk like most women crave chocolate. I guess that is why I am skinnier than most women. I have salt cravings versus sweet cravings. I was getting low on my freezer stash of jizz, so I went down to the truck stop to give head. The truckers line up when I am on a cum mission. One trucker, Ted was traveling with his teen son. He got in line too. That boy had more cum in his balls than his own daddy. Ted said it was because his son had never had head before.  Virgin teen boys are my favorite. After I had a pitcher full of jizz, I headed over to Ted’s truck to fuck his son. I sucked his cock, tasted his sperm, why not fuck him and make him a man too. I have fucked his daddy countless times. Ted had no problem with his favorite trashy MILF putting hair on his son’s balls. Poor boy didn’t last long, not even with the second ball draining, so daddy fucked me. Ted can go all night long. I rode his cock and jacked off junior at the same time. Ted’s boy had a few more loads in his young cock for my pitcher of jizz. I got fucked, collected a pitcher of cum to snack on and made a boy a man. Not a bad night’s work for a cum guzzling slut. Wouldn’t you agree?

BBC Sex Stories: That One Time I Fucked a BBC Porn Star

bbc sex storiesDo you like BBC sex stories? I have many too many to share.  Did I ever tell you about the time I fucked the black porn star Lexington Steele? I didn’t recognize him when I met him a few years back. I was at an adult bookstore picking up a new toy. I guess he was there promoting his new dildo, The Kong. Honestly, I didn’t know he was a porn star. I thought he was just a well hung black stallion with his own sex toy line. He apparently loves white women, especially mature women. I was married at the time, hence why I needed a big dildo. He encouraged me to try his, but I was bold and said I would rather have the real thing. “I’m not a vegetarian into imitation meat,” I informed him. He couldn’t believe my boldness. It turned him on so he said he would wave his fee and fuck himself a trashy milf for free. Fee? I wondered what he meant, but I later discovered that he was no more than a high end male gigolo. He made money from fucking white trophy wives.  I got to fuck his black mamba snake for free. We went outside in back of the Southern Exposure bookstore so people could better see just what the model for the the Kong Dong could do to my pussy; could do to any pussy. I came so hard. I even squirted. After seeing how thoroughly I enjoyed myself, he sold over 100 of his dildos in the store. Fuck, even men were buying them for their wives. Well, at least that was their story. I was his sales assistant. I was sold on the Kong Dong and being a BBC whore that day. I am not exclusively a black cock whore, but I sure as shit will never turn one down.

My Weekend Cum Filled Cunt

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Cum filled cunt anyone? I got a cum bath this weekend. Miss me? I took a few days off for a rock festival. A girlfriend and I road tripped to see some amazing artists. We had a big bag of coke thanks to Big D and we were ready to rock out and get fucked. First day of the festival, we met a group of young guys. They had traveled too, even father than we had. Hot young boys too. It was hotter than Satan’s balls this past weekend, so they had their shirts off. We ended up just being in shorts and bras. No one said a thing. The guys had no hotel. Young broke boys who spent all their money on the tickets and gas to get there. They were going to crash in their car. We let them stay in our motel room. In exchange, they had to bang the shit out of us. There were four of them and two of us. We liked those numbers. We came back to the hotel after night one. We were a hot sweaty mess, drunk and high. But, I was ready to be a gangbang whore. So was my girlfriend. Those young boys had no problem getting hard. There were no drunk dicks this weekend. Of course, they were shacking up with two hot cougars who love to party.  We did lots of coke and swallowed lots of cum. I joked that their cum was going to give me energy for a 12 hour festival in 90 plus degree weather. My body also feels charged when I get a ton of cum.  I love guzzling loads and loads of jizz. It has been doing my body good as long as I can remember. Those boys had such tasty spunk that we bottled some for our road trip home. Put it on ice. Home made protein drinks are the best.

Cum Guzzling Slut at the Mall

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I’m such a cum guzzling slut. Honestly, I can’t swallow enough jizz. This damn hurricane has put a wrinkle in my daily cum intake. There has been no school for a couple weeks now, so that means no boys stopping by on their way to catch the school bus and on the way home. Some parts of the city have power back, so I got creative. I went to the mall. All the young boys and girls have been hanging out there while schools are out. I put on a trashy outfit design to be an attention getter and went to get some attention from some high school boys. I got their attention. A trashy milf is popular with teen boys. There was no doubt they were checking me out. They got whiplash from snapping their heads checking out my ass as I walked by. When I turned around to back track towards them, each one had a tent in his pants. I looked around for parental supervision and found none. I didn’t expect to, however, one time I didn’t check things out and I got run off by a den mother. I walked into the family bathroom behind them. I stood there looking at them, waiting for them to follow me in. They didn’t pick up on the green light, so I had to tell them to follow me. I think they were nervous. I had them unzip their pants and pull out their dicks. I was impressed. They were well groomed and hung. Young and full of cum was what I needed in the aftermath of Irma. Fema  was not going to give me boy jizz. I had to hunt that done. I found it at the arcade. In that small bathroom, I proved what a cum guzzling cougar I am. I left the mall with a belly full of cum. I told those boys to meet me daily at the mall until school is back in session.

My Huge Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy cum filled cunt needs cleaning. I was a naughty cougar this morning. I let a bunch of young boys fuck me. My old pussy is filled with young boy cum. I bet that sounds delicious to some of you. Schools are still out in Florida due to Irma, but some young boys were feeling restless so they showed up bright and early with hard cocks. The horny boys know whose trailer to visit when their dicks start twitching. Big D brought me back to my trailer last night. My area is swampy, but no real damage. Just no power yet. I’m using a generator, but I am one of the few in the trailer park with electricity. That is not what brought all the young boys to my place this morning, however. They came for the pussy. Free milf pussy is always popular. They can’t play video games or watch TV. They can’t safely play outside either, so why not fuck a trashy milf? I am always down for a boy gang bang. My trailer was rocking this morning too. About 20 young lads enjoyed my cougar cunt. They enjoyed my cougar ass and my cougar mouth too. I did lines of coke doggy style while young cocks slid in and out of my juicy holes. Now, I sit here with my pussy overflowing with boy cum. I know a few women, even a few men, who would love to eat out my huge cream pie. Are you one of them? Currently, I am waiting for my daughter and her sissy friend to come over and do the honor of licking all that boy spunk out of my well fucked cunt. Jealous? Don’t be. I get gang banged daily. I can make sure to save some cum for you too.