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My phone sex line is a party line. Not the old fashioned kind of party line where multiple people are on a line together. I am talking about partying with coke, meth, crack, smack, weed, poppers, or whatever your drug of choice is. I am a party whore and I do it all. Then I chase it with cum and booze. I was up all-night last night talking dirty because I was fucking high. I hooked up with the college age dealer. He isn’t in college, but he deals to the frats and sororities on the local campus. He had anything I could want, even roofies. He had Adderall and Xanax too. Something to bring you up, something to bring you down. I wanted to try one of everything he had, so I became his dirty druggy porn star. He would let me try something for a different sex act. By the time the morning came, I had been fucked in the ass. I sucked his ass clean after he fucked my ass. I took a creamy facial. I let him fist my cunt. I pissed his cum out on the floor and licked it off. It was a wild party night and I was high as a kite.
I felt like a druggy porn star last night. This guy I know came over with some primo coke. He smuggled it in from Mexico. I didn’t ask where he hid it because I didn’t want to know! We got high and things got freaky. He was struggling to get his cock in my ass. Too much coke made his dick semi hard. For a good ass fucking, you need a rock hard cock. He had a remedy for that. He grabbed a beer bottle, spit on the rim and shoved it up my ass. I was so high I didn’t even realize that he wasn’t fucking my ass with his dick. It felt good and let’s be honest. It wasn’t the first time an inanimate object was up my ass, nor would it be the last. That beer bottle gave me a good ass fucking. Better than his coked-up dick. He spent the night. His cock decided to work this morning. Of course, he was sober. We got the fucking out of the way first before we started doing lines again. I don’t mind a beer bottle up my ass, but I like the feel of cum running out my fuck holes and that is only thing a bottle can’t give me that you can. Being an anal sex whore means you want hot cum up your bum.
I am such a dirty phone sex whore. I had a meeting this morning with an insurance guy. My car insurance was revoked for a DUI. Okay, three DUI’s. My lawyer got my license back for some great head, so I figured I could get my insurance back with some fucking? The insurance guy was a harder sell. He is the kind of guy who likes them younger if you know what I mean. I made him an offer, well more of a deal. I could bring him some jailbait pussy to fuck, if my car insurance could be reinstated. He agreed. Now, my dilemma was finding a young girl the age he liked. I knew my daughter could help because she babysits. She will do anything for her mommy, including drugging a sweet young princess and delivering her to my insurance guy’s office. He was fingering her young bald slit while using his other hand to reinstate my insurance and make it look like I had no DUI’s. My daughter and I watched as he fingered her little slit. We fingered each other as we watched him sink his cock into her little tight virgin cunnie. He let out a moan that could wake the dead. Feeling something that tight on his cock, made him very vocal. He has been a P man in his mind for years, but I made him a P man in real life today. I will do anything to make sure I can get around town still to get coke and big black cock. I didn’t sell my soul to the devil. I just sold a young girl to my insurance broker. That is why I am a trashy milf. I don’t care about a young girl’s virginity as much as I do my ability to drive.
Being a big dick sucker means I have a voracious appetite. I stuffed my mouth with all sorts of great food yesterday. I ate enough food to last me a few days, which means today I woke up hungry for only one thing: cock. While other women were out shopping to get the best deals, I was sucking their husbands’ cocks. I have this tradition on Black Friday. No, its not black cock. I can get black cock any time I want. Many women on the right side of the tracks don’t drive. They are spoiled rich bitches. Either they Uber to the sales, they have personal drivers or their husband’s drive them to the stores at the crack of dawn. I troll the parking lots of Best Buy, Target, Macy’s…. staple stores like that. The lots are always full of men sitting in their cars for hours waiting on women to finish shopping. I knock on the window and spread good cheer in the form of free head or a titty fuck. If they have a big dick and don’t mind car fucking, I offer up my pussy. It helps pass their time, and it helps me work off all that food I ate on Thanksgiving. I took about 12 loads of cum in the parking lot of Best Buy, but I struck gold at Macy’s. Not only did I blow a lot of cock, I made some tips. Even though I was not there for the money, many men felt the need to tip me for my random act of kindness. I made a lot more money than any Salvation Army store bell ringer I am sure. I came home looking like a cum dumpster, but I had holiday money I was not even expecting. Best Black Friday ever. Tonight, I will get some big black cock and cover the Black part of today.