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Cum Eating Phone Sex: One of My Favorite Things

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is something I know about. I am such a cum whore that the joke is I was bottle fed semen as a little one. My son knows what a cum whore his mommy is, so he came over with some friends last night to feed me. I always have cum in the freezer, but I was running low. He knew this and thought he would help. I know. It isn’t a totally selfless act because he does get his balls drained. I appreciated it nonetheless. I go through a lot more cum pops in the warmer months. I use one daily to cool my morning coffee. One cum pop cools my coffee and provides the cream. I have several more throughout the day. I had a pitcher next to me as I blew one boy after the other. I sucked the cum right out of the pee holes and spit it in the pitcher until I had a quart of cum. Every boy came three times in my mouth. I know how to drain balls. I went to bed with cum breath, after I filled my ice tray up with fresh jizz of course. First thing I did this morning was make some coffee and use my cum pop to cool it down. Starting my day off with some boy cream always sets the day off on a positive note. Before I even have dirty phone sex with you, I have cum.

Lot Lizard Sex for Coke

lot lizard sexLot lizard sex is something a dirty ho like me understands. Most men have never visited a truck stop for sex. Now, I am not a paid ho. Not cash as least. I trade my old snatch for cocaine and pot. Growing up there was an old saying, “Ass or grass, no one rides for free.”  It meant if hitchhiking, you gave up the goods or you shared your weed for a ride. Almost no one hitchhikes anymore thanks to serial killers like Ted Bundy. But the sentiment is the same if you want some drugs. Women don’t have to pay for a fix if they spread their fuck holes. Some lot lizards are total strung out skanks. I may fuck a lot and have a high mileage puss, but I still look good. That gets me special treatment at the truck stop. Horny truckers want first dibs on my sweet holes. There was a new trucker, black as night too, who invited me into his cab. He knew my reputation as a trailer trash whore down to fuck for coke. Truckers always have white powder. It is the new No Doz! We got high and fucked. Big D has the biggest cock, but this new guy was thick as fuck. I’m walking a little funny today. But, I will take a little discomfort for the chance to fuck a perfect BBC. Plus, I have coke now. That will take any hurt away.

BBC Sex Stories: I Have Tons

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories are something I never run out of. I can’t help it if the brothers like me. It is not that they love an old cougar. It is more that they love that I am such a seasoned whore that I can swallow some big thick dicks. Big D and a few of his trucker pals came over late last night. They were supposed to be enjoying the company of a high end escort. I was shocked to find out that they wanted to see if a classy lady fucks as good as an old whore. The bitch refunded their money the moment she saw their monster cocks. I know what she was thinking too. She thought their big black dicks would stretch out her perfect little holes. She didn’t want to be damaged goods. Personally, I like being damaged goods. Means I have had a hell of a lot of fun. I’m a big dick sucker and a big cock fucker. Big D and his friends made the smart choice coming to me. I don’t even cost money. I like to fuck, so I will do it for free. I gave each chocolate head the attention it deserved. The balls deep attention it deserved. I rarely even choke swallowing down 12 inches of cock any more. I am a far cry from a classy call girl, but why would you want one if she won’t suck your dick? If you are paying a bitch to suck and fuck and she won’t fuck and suck, you should get a refund and come find a woman like me. A trailer trash whore will do a lot more than suck and fuck and she will do it for free. I let those black hung truckers run a train on me and fill me with cum. Big D knows now to save his money and bring the brothers over to me.

Cum Dumpster Beverly

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Beverly is one on my many monikers. No one in my trailer park can take as much cum as me. I brag about it too. Personally, I love being a cum whore. The men know who to visit when they have huge balls that need drained. A group of guys I party with came by last night for cock service. They are truckers who have wives who don’t give head. I mean really? Isn’t it like part of the vows? To love, honor and give head? I will suck a cock, old or young, white or black. I just want to taste and feel jizz. Cum does a body good. I don’t care what anyone says, cum is an essential daily protein. So, my party buddies were over with coke and cock. We sat around doing lines and drinking beer before they whipped out their underserved dicks out for me to suck. My daughter has impeccable timing. She walked in as I was on my knees showing off my big dick sucker talents. She helped me. If I am the cum queen of the trailer ark, she is the cum princess. I love sharing cum with my daughter, with any woman, because I can snowball the cum. Men love watching bitches play with their jizz. My daughter is just as big of a cum guzzling slut as I am. We woke up this morning feeling full, but we are never full enough.

Cum Guzzling Slut Beverly

cum guzzling slutCum guzzling slut Beverly is one of my monikers down at the truck stop. I do love to suck dick and swallow cum. My car overheated Saturday on my way down to the truck stop to suck some dick. It was too hot to wait in the sun for AAA to come, so I went into the new adult bookstore that was a few blocks away. I had been wanting to check it out anyway. I walked a few blocks in my short shorts and sought some shelter from the heat in the dirty bookstore. It had tons of sexy stripper outfits, videos, and sex toys.  I worked my way towards the back. I am glad I did. Our new local adult bookstore had glory holes. There are a few down at the truck stop but they are man made. This place had official rooms. I needed a cum fix, so I went into one. There was a cock already through the hole like it was waiting to be sucked by me. The cock looked familiar. It was a huge black cock. I started sucking on it because I am a big dick sucker too. Once my lips hit that chocolate cock, I knew it was Big D. He knew it was me too. I have sucked his huge ass cock hundreds of times. He was waiting for me outside the door. “I knew those lips,” he laughed. “I knew that huge cock,” I retorted. He was on his way to the truck stop when he decided to check out the new store too. I was headed there to suck his cock and score some blow. It was fate that my old clunker broke down when it did. We fucked in the back of his cab then went and got my car. He towed it back to the trailer park for me. Of course, I had to reward him with more cock sucking. I looked like a cum dumpster when he left. He has enough cum in his big black balls to coat an army of old whores.

My Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy neighbor lady thinks my cum filled cunt tastes good. That is because it is usually filled with her son’s seed. She doesn’t know I have been spreading my legs for her teen son. She doesn’t enjoy his cock, so I might as well, right? She likes younger guys, just not as young as I go, so I have been tricking her into eating her son’s cum. She is bisexual like me. She knows women can eat some pussy with the best of them. Last night I was high as fuck, so I had no sensor. She must be a natural creampie slut because she was enjoying that cunt of mine that had a fresh load of her son’s jizz inside of it. I flopped my legs open and told her to enjoy every drop. She thought she was sucking down some nigger cum because I am a BBC whore. How this woman lives in a trailer park is beyond me. She is like some sort of Pollyanna. She likes the idea of young cock but won’t fuck her son. She likes the idea of being a BBC slut but won’t take on few black guys. I can help her get all the young cock and all the black cock she can handle. In the meantime, she seems content with eating out my creamy pussy. I never say no to cock or coke. Nor do I say no to a cum eating old whore who likes to eat pussy.

A Cum Filled Cunt is Yummy

cum filled cunt

Nothing is prettier than a cum filled cunt. That is what Chuck told me last night as he was eating my cream pie pussy. We met at this local watering hole. We both got drunk and wanted to fuck. Chuck was bold. He asked me if I was the kind of girl who would mind him cleaning up his cum from my cunt. He had no clue what a nasty freak I am. I told him I was an old cum whore. I love it when a man shares his cum with me. We got nasty last night. He came three times in my pussy. I squatted over his face, pushed a little jizz out into his mouth, then kissed him.  We swapped some cum before my creampie slut hookup started scooping out his jizz with his tongue. You would have thought Miller Lite was on draft between my legs with the amount of time he spent between them. He slurped on my cunt, sucking out all the jizz he left. Confession. There might have been more than just his cum in pussy. I stopped by the truck stop on my way to the bar, so I had a few loads before he made his deposits. We snowballed a lot of the cum that he licked out of me. We woke up this morning and did it all over again.

Druggy Porn at The Truck Stop

druggy pornDruggy porn star wannabe describes me. I do my best fucking high. After several lines of cocaine last night, I was fucking a bunch of truckers in a bathroom of a Pilot. One of the truckers rented a shower room for him and his buddies. We turned it into a Greek bathhouse. It was me up against the shower wall getting nailed over and over again. Hot water was cascading down my back as cum was being shot up my cunt. I backed away from the shower head because I didn’t want any cum to wash away. I love cum too much to let it wash away. I wanted to go home with a cum filled cunt. It was full too. White powder on my nose and white cream dripping from my pussy. I looked like a porn star. I felt like one too. Those truckers had fun with me. I was giving it up for free like I always do. They took advantage of the free cougar pussy. I don’t get sore often, but they wore out my cunt. I didn’t notice it at the time because I was high as a kite, but when I woke up this morning, I was walking funny. Just the hallmark of an old Cougar whore.

BBC Sex Stories

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories are something I am never short on. I think I create new ones several times a week. You could call me a black cock whore, but the reality is I am just a whore. I live in a trailer park. It is filled with rednecks and black people. It is an interesting dynamic because many chicks are at the pool in their Confederate flag bikinis surrounded by black men. The trailer trash girls are ignorant to the irony of being in such a bikini while sucking a big black cock. The black men don’t give a shit. They love white pussy regardless who won than damn war. Me? I just like big dick and in my neighborhood that is often black. The weather has finally improved. I was at the pool all weekend. Saturday, it was just me and a few teen boys. I blew them by the pool. I rubbed my old snatch as they jacked off on me too. Sunday, was a totally different vibe. It was me and about 6 black guys. They weren’t there to work on their tans. The knew about the black gangbang whore who chills at the pool on the weekends. If concrete burns are a thing, I have them. I am all scraped up. Battle wounds. I don’t give a damn. I will gladly scrape my knees for some big black cocks up my pussy and ass. I got a tan. I got gangbanged. It was a perfect day.

My Daughter is a Creampie Slut Too

creampie slutMy daughter is a bigger creampie slut than I am. She loves cleaning up my messy pussy. I had a special treat for her last night. When she came over for mommy and me time, this guy I have known for years was waiting for her. Dion is well known in my community for how much he can cum. He is white but cums as much as an army of black men. He is a freak of nature. His cock isn’t as big as many of my black lovers, but he cums just as much. It is amazing. His spunk tastes good too. He has better cum shots than the porn star Peter North. I don’t get to fuck Dion much because he is in high demand. My daughter was lamenting the other night about how she missed eating his spunk from my cunt. I immediately tried to schedule Dion for a fuck session. Back when I was younger, and the cat wasn’t out of the bag about Dion’s cum filled balls, we used to fuck weekly. Now he is the Giglio of the trailer park. He never charges me for his cum, however. To this day, he swears I am the biggest cum dumpster he has ever encountered. He loves cumming on my body then watching my cum guzzling daughter lick it up. Today was a bit different. He wanted to fuck her. If I got his tasty spunk, I didn’t care where I was licking it from. He came on her body and in her pussy. I swear, she looked like she had been doused by several men, not just one. As I was gobbling up his chunky spunk off her body, he joined in. That was a first. He admitted he eats his own cum all the time. I find that hot. We fucked again, this time my daughter licked his cum out of my fuck hole. Are you a cum eater too?