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You know what a trailer trash whore does at the holidays? She crashes Christmas parties. Not just any Christmas party, but the parties of the rich folks from the right side of the tracks. I crashed one Friday night being held in a swank hotel. Most of the women were dressed elegantly in expensive ball gowns. Not me. I was in a short, tight micro dress. It was red with a plunging neck line. I walked in, got a drink and scoped out the men. It appeared to be a work Christmas party. I was getting eyeballed by the women, but the men were asking who I was with and buying me drinks. I didn’t give the female haters any time. When one woman tried to get me kicked out saying I didn’t belong, one of the men I was chatting with told her to apologize to his date. She looked shocked and pissed but she left me alone after that. The guys didn’t care that I crashed their work party. One guy said I was just what the party needed. There were plenty of 20 and 30 something single men there. They were all happy to play with this trashy milf. We found an empty conference room in the hotel for a little gang bang. I bent over the conference table, raised up my slutty red dress and let them fuck my ass one after another. No way any of the snooty high-class bitches at that party were taking cock in the ass. It was one of the best parties I have ever crashed.
I am a cum dumpster for a reason. It is because I love cum. My cum and your cum. We are under a storm watch where I live. We almost never get snow, so even a few inches and the state freaks out. Mr. Snow Miser has put a cramp in my fucking. I bundled up this morning and went out looking for some trouble. Trouble seems to find me too. I found this hunky snowplow guy. He was into me too. He gave me a ride on his snowplow. I rubbed my big tits against his back while I tried to get my hand down his layers of pants to feel his cock. I found it and it was hard. He asked me if I had ever fucked in the snow. Hell no. I am not one of those crazy polar bear club members, plus we rarely get snow. He kept telling me how hot it was, but all I could think about was his cock in my pussy in my bed! In my warm bed lol. I was horny though and he only wanted to fuck me in the snow. I guess he was an exhibitionist. Clearly, I am too. I am naked on the Internet. I just like hot ass sex not cold ass sex. I was horny. I caved to his desires. I fucked him in the snow. It was 30 degrees out. That may not be cold to you, but for Florida it might as well be 30 below. My nipples could have cut glass. He warmed me up with hot cum and a stiff dick. He didn’t last long, but this was one time I was happy to get a minute man. I got the trouble I went looking for though. I might have also got pneumonia, but only time will tell.
Do you know what a trailer trash whore does best? Everything sexual. Anything sexual lol. Us trailer park raised bitches are the best fucks. We are nasty whores. I hooked up with this 30 something rich boy last night. He was a far cry from the truckers and drug dealers I normally fuck. He looked like he came from money. He smelled like it too. He was in a nice Italian suit. Designer too. Not a polyester cheap suit off the Big Lots rack either. He had on leather shoes that cost more than my car. He was slumming because he was on my side of town. He came into the Loves truck stop to pay for gas. Everyone was looking at his sports car, but he was too busy checking out this trashy milf to notice what they were doing to his car. I licked my lips and purred at him like a cat in heat. His response was, “You look like you do things my wife won’t.” He was correct on that assumption. I asked him if he wanted to come to my trailer for a demonstration of just what I could do for him. He put my address in his phone and said see you soon. I couldn’t get back home quickly enough. He beat me home. Of course, he did. He has a 2019 sports car and I have a 1985 Caddy lol. Once inside my trailer, I sucked his cock like I was a vacuum cleaner. He was amazed at my cock sucking skills. His wife’s lips have not touched his cock since their wedding night 7 years ago. That was nothing. I let him fuck my ass because I am an anal sex whore and no married woman is a dirty anal slut. Mr. Rich Boy hit the lottery when he walked into that Loves. Now I have a rich boy toy lover.
This trailer trash whore is already in the Christmas spirit. I make my famous eggnog every year this time of the month. My special ingredient is cum. There is no egg in my eggnog. Its all cum and vanilla lol. It is so thick and creamy and fucking yummy. It requires lots of cum, however. So, this weekend, I was on a mission. A mission to collect as much cum as possible for my holiday drink. Trust me, when you look like me, finding men to give you cum is never a problem. I went down to the truck stop Friday, Saturday and Sunday to fuck and suck my way to a gallon of jizz. I had an empty milk gallon jug with me to fill up with cum. I am a cum dumpster, after all. Those truckers were happy to help me out. I would get blow banged, then spit cum into the jug. I would get fucked in the pussy or ass, then shit or piss out the jizz in the jug. Sometimes, the guys just passed around the jug and deposited directly into it for me. My pussy and ass are sore as fuck, but I have enough jizz to make a couple batches of cumnog.
After Thanksgiving, I was a trashy milf. I am always one, but I was not alone last night. I ate dinner at a friend’s place. She is a trailer park slut like me. She has a hot teen son. I have wanted to fuck him for a few years now. She has never given me any indication that she is a dirty mom like me. Apparently, that was only because I have not drunk enough wine with her. She has been keeping a naughty secret from me. She is a son fucker. She just didn’t want him to get addicted to me, so she acted like her son and her didn’t have a hanky panky relationship. I should have gotten her drunk years ago. I was not the only other milf there. There are three of us who hang out. We share black cock, coke and fun together often. Now, we share her son too. He was happy to have three dirty milfs sucking his cock. Better late than never, I guess. I blew his dick and it was as great as I had imagined. He had a big throbbing cock and cum filled balls. He had enough cum inside of him to coat three faces too. I still can’t believe she held out on me. She has been fucking my son for years. I am gonna make up for lost time and fuck her son every chance I can.
I’m thankful for being a cum dumpster. I bet you are too. I love thanksgiving because I cannot get enough of biscuits and gravy. I know you know I mean balls and cum. Last night I was feasting early. My son had a few dozen friends over for a party. No work, no school, no responsibilities. I had a responsibility last night, however. I needed to make all those boys cum. I needed to drain all the gravy from their biscuits and get myself stuffed. I did a few lines to increase my appetite, then I started the blow bang line. Each boy skull fucked me until he came in my mouth. Instead of swallowing like normal, I spit the cum into a pitcher. This will be the cream I use on my pumpkin pie tomorrow. I love having a cum filled cunt, but tomorrow is Thanksgiving. A good cum dump needs to have plenty of boy cream on hand. It is not a feast for me and my daughter without a pound of cum to guzzle. We make special eggnog drinks with jizz too. My son and his friends were happy to unload their gravy to make my Thanksgiving meal perfect.
Trashy milf Beverly is already in the Christmas spirit. There is a young wounded solider, who lives in my trailer park. He is in a wheelchair. He was paralyzed in the line of duty in Iraq. With Thanksgiving this week, and Christmas around the corner, I was feeling charitable. I made him a pumpkin pie and decided to take it to him. I was going to give him much more, but I needed an excuse to show up at his door. The rumor is he is hung, and it works. He has hired several prostitutes over the past year since his return. He is on a fixed disability income. He doesn’t need to pay for sex. Not when he lives near a trailer trash whore who loves to fuck. I could see the boner in his boxers as he saw me come towards him in a slutty outfit with a pie in my hand. I put the pie on the table and bent over to pull his cock out. “Looks like the important thing works,” I purred right before I slid my mouth down his cock. He was big. He was handsome and a war hero too. He deserved all the free sex he could handle. I made sure he knew my pussy was always open for him. I bounced up and down his throbbing shaft until we both came. I am going to be spreading more than just cheer with him.
I enjoy being a creampie slut. I love having a pussy full of creamy jizz. Last night I was fucking. It is what I am always doing. You can pretty much guarantee that if I am not getting high, I am fucking. They are the two things I do best. Last night was a sort of different kind of fucking. I worked a private party with my daughter. One of her sugar daddies has a son getting married. He thought it would be fun to throw him a bachelor party with mommy and daughter whores. It was a paying gig. I don’t say no to money, and I don’t say no to fucking. My daughter and I took more cum than a porno queen doing a gang bang on film. And we only had 15 guys to fuck. We fucked each guy at least 3 times each. That was a shit tun of cum we took in our holes and it showed. We both woke up this morning with a cum filled cum. Most women would have showered after taking that much cum. Not us. We are cum dumps. My hot daughter sucked the cum out of my pussy and snowballed it with me. We share everything. Coke, cock and cum.