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Do not go to a vanilla girl for dirty phone sex. When I say I have no taboos, I mean I have no taboos. Limits are for credit cards not your sex life. I picked this younger man up at a bar last night. He was in his 30s so still young to me but older than most of the men I fuck. We were doing lines of coke in the bar. He did some body shots off me too. We were fucked up. Luckily, the bar is just across the street from the trailer park we both live in. I did not know him. I wanted to know him though. I knew he was married, so I suggested he come back to my trailer. He assured me his wife would be passed out drunk on the couch and not even realize I was in the trailer. I had to admit to myself that it was a hot thought. I had never fucked a guy with his wife passed out in the same vicinity. He was not lying. We stumbled into his trailer and there was his old lady out cold on the couch. Just to prove to me that she could sleep through a hurricane, he lifted her shirt and did a bump off her left tit. So, I did a bump on her right tit. I was riding his cock on the floor beneath where his wife laid passed out cold. I heard a noise. I looked at the wife first, but she was not moving. I looked over my shoulder and saw a young boy watching us with his hairless wiener out. He was tugging on it. My lover said to not pay him any attention because he likes to watch. Well, fuck. I told the boy to come over. No one needs to be on the sidelines for me. I started sucking his hairless nub while riding daddy’s dick. The wife was on the couch. It was a family fucking affair. I fucked her husband and sucked her son’s dick in front of her and she never moved. I went home with her son’s piss cum in my mouth and her husband’s jizz in my cunt. Damn, she missed all the fun.
I love having a cum filled cunt. I want my pussy full of jizz 24 hours in a day. I love cum. I was bottle fed cum. I grew up drinking cum. I need cum as much as I need coke. It is starting to get too cold for me. I know Florida does not get cold like New York does, but I have lived here since I was born. I am spoiled. Temperatures hit the 30s or the 40s, I am not leaving home. Luckily when you are a dirty old whore like me, you can get the coke and the cum to come to you. I sent a text to Big D that I needed my three favorite C’s and he arranged it for me. Sadly, he was out of town, so no big black cock for me. Instead, he arranged for a bunch of white truckers hanging out at the Love’s truck stop to come to my trailer. Those truckers were more than willing to get out of their cold cabs and party with a trailer trash whore. I had beer for them and a warm trailer. Not to mention I had a warm snatch for them too. The truckers brought me coke and cum filled balls to fill my pussy up. About 12 truckers with hard cocks were crammed into my trailer. Everyone deposited a few loads in my pussy. Now, my pussy was overflowing with jizz. More than I could keep inside me at once. I never want cum to go to waste and since I never know if I can get cum on a cold day, I pissed out the excess jizz and put it in the freezer. Cum for a cold day. When you are a cum whore like me, you always have a cum back up plan.
Everyone knows I am a blonde fucking whore. That is why guys come to me when their wives will not put out. I do not care if a guy is married. I care that he has balls that need drained. Like need drained immediately. Sam knocked on my trailer around midnight last night. Handsome man about 25 years younger than me. I saw the wedding band and asked. He was too young to have a wife who was not fucking him anymore. He told me his wife was 7 months pregnant. That was all I needed to know before I unleashed his cock. Wow. He did have some backed up balls. He was in the right place because I am a cum guzzling slut. I love to swallow every last drop of cum you have. I sucked his dick like my life depended on it. He just about blew a hole in the back of my head with his nut explosion. Poor guy has not cum in months. I was amazed he was still walking LOL. I made him cum a few more times because my middle name is Hoover. I made sure he knew my legs were open anytime for him. What the fuck is wrong with women? Their loss my gain.
This trashy milf had a special date last night with her son. My boy turned 26 yesterday. He is all grown up, but he will never be too old for his mommy. All he wanted for his birthday was a night alone with me. I felt I could give him that. He rarely gets alone time with me. He is usually sharing me with his friends, his sister or some random men. He parties just like me, only he can handle his booze better than I can. And I can handle my coke better than he can. It was his birthday, but I was the one who got presents. He brought me coke and weed. Big bags of it too. He also had a bunch of edibles and psychedelics. I asked him what was up with all the samples. He told me he had a new job. He was now a drug dealer. That would work out great for me. My own son would never charge me for my medicine, would he? I fucked him doggy style as we discussed him supplying me with coke, weed and edibles. He told me I would have to fuck for my medicine just like I do down at the truck stop. I was a bit offended. I mean I gave him life. I have fucked him thousands of times with no exchange of anything. He saw me getting worked up and he said, “Ass or grass mommy, nobody rides for free.” Then he laughed. He was punking me. He wants me to be his tester. Whenever he gets new strands of weed or new edible products or coke from different places, he wants his druggy porn mommy to try out the merchandise. We fucked all night long sampling the new merchandise. I love fucking when I am high, especially with my son. It was his birthday, but I was the one who got spoiled.
I am a cum guzzling slut. My son texted me yesterday to get my thoughts on what was going down in DC. I had no clue about any of it. I do not exactly watch the news. I am never on my phone or any of those social media platforms. I am too busy fucking and sucking. That is a productive use of my time. While everyone was glued to CNN yesterday, I was collecting cum. The cold month has hit Florida. Now, it is not as cold as Michigan, but for this trailer park whore, the 40s is fucking freezing. I will be hanging out in my trailer hoping horny men will come to me until it warms up. They will. They always do, even in a hurricane or a health crisis. I just want to make sure I have a surplus of jizz. Most women hoard food and toilet paper when inclement weather approaches. Not me. I hoard cum. Yesterday, I was a cum dumpster for 68 guys. It was a revolving door of men cumming in my trailer. I swallowed some loads because I do love the taste of cum. But I saved most loads so I could freeze it. Sure fresh cum taste the best, but when you are a cum whore, you will take cum anyway you can just to get a fix. Frozen cum will suffice when no one can get to me or I cannot get out of the trailer. Hey, cum has done this body good. I was raised on jizz and I will die a cum junkie.
I was an anal cum dumpster for Christmas. It was just my daughter, son and I celebrating, but my daughter and I were in a gang bang mood. My son called up a few dozen of his friends to come up and spread some joy to his mommy whore and slut sister. My son planned on joining in too. He can never just watch and stroke. Well, he can, just not for long. His friends were happy to blow off their family to join our kinky family fun. I have fucked almost all my son’s friends over the years. Most of them before they could drive. A couple of my son’s friends brought their younger brothers to introduce them to the joys of fucking a trashy milf. I was high and drunk. So was my daughter. When the boys arrived, we got in the position to best take those hard dicks. Side by side on all fours, we showed the boys we were ready to fuck. I am an anal whore, so I told the boys to fuck my ass. I cannot get knocked up anymore because I am in my 50s, but some of the boys liked pretending they were knocking up a dirty old whore. My arm was interlocked with daughter’s arm. We kissed as the boys fucked our assholes. We could both feel hot cum running out our assholes and down our legs. It was such a turn on. I love sharing cocks with my girl. My son came around to the front of us with a couple of the younger boys and demonstrated to them how to skull fuck two bitches. My daughter and I love it when we have a cock in each end. We got to give a few boys their first cums not from their own hands. By the end of the day, cum was oozing out of our assholes and we had bellies full of jizz. I started to shit the cum out of my ass to feed my daughter, but my son wanted to clean up my butthole. I always knew my daughter was a creampie slut, but my son surprised me. He saved some of that hot butthole cream to snowball his mommy and sister with. Best Christmas ever.
I like to get high, talk to callers and play with my cum filled cunt. I am a druggy whore. I have been doing coke since I was a young whore turning tricks with my mother in the 70s. She told me what would help me be the nasty freak in the sheets that men wanted was a little toot of coke. She controlled how much I did back then, but now I can do as much as I want whenever I want. And I choose to do a lot because it gets me into that kinky place I need to be. I am not a vanilla girl. I am a dirty whore. I like to talk about incest. I like to talk about black cock. I like to talk about young talent. This is the perfect job for me because I can party on my phone sex line. Most of my callers are high too. I can spend ten mins or ten hours with a dude swapping kinky stories or fantasies while snorting lines off my coffee table like an 80s coke whore. Last night, I pulled an all-nighter thanks to mommy’s little helper. I had several lines of cocaine laid out on the glass of the coffee table in preparation for a Saturday night of debauchery. My callers never disappoint. I got to be a mommy whore. I got to be a black cock whore. I got to be a dirty cougar who molests young boys in the neighborhood. I got to be a druggy porn star too. All things I am in my non phone life too. I love this job. I have never had an honest day’s work in my life. I have been a hooker. I worked in an adult bookstore. I have been a drug dealer. Now I am a phone whore. I get paid to be me and do coke. How did I not know about this kind of work when I was 18? Oh yeah, I am in my 50s. I had to wait until the Internet was invented.