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I am a blonde fucking whore. Natural blonde too. Blondes have more fun. I am just a dirty old bimbo. I was born in a trailer park and I will go out in one too. I have a Tuesday night ritual. Tacos and cock. There is this little greasy Mexican place around the corner with the best tacos and the cheapest Tequila. I go every Tuesday, fatten myself up and get drunk. Last night, I ate the worm. There was more alcohol content in that little worm than the 5 shots I did. It hit me quickly too. I was not even finished eating yet when I realized I was buzzed. The Mexican waiter was cute. Brown, black, yellow or white. I do not discriminate. I love all cock. I know a little Spanish from the trailer park. Not enough to talk in Spanish, but I can ask how big your cock is and say want to fuck in a few different languages. Never hurts to be prepared, right? He just kept nodding his head and saying Si. Horny bastard left his job mid shift to follow me back to my trailer for some drunk sex porn. He may have lost a job over some old pussy. In case he lost his job, I wanted to make sure I banged the fuck out of him. I hoped on his hard cock and took him for a ride. My pussy was sloppy wet. I slid up and down his thick shaft. He was talking a mile a minute, but I had no clue what he was saying. Did not really matter because his cock was filling my pussy up with his brown seed. I was loving every inch of his cock. There is never a language barrier when a cock is in a pussy. Being a trashy milf keeps me busy and racially inclusive. My pussy never discriminates.
When you fancy yourself a druggy porn star, nothing is off limits. My son and daughter always tell me I can only get so high. Bullshit. I can get as high as the sky. And when I do, I crave cum. I crave freaky ass sex. I was a naughty old whore this week. I went to this dive bar to meet a guy about getting some coke. He stood me up. I still had fun. There were guys willing to share a pinch in exchange for head. I give awesome blow jobs. My middle name is Hoover because I suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I swallow too. I love to swallow cum. Well, once one dude saw me blowing a guy, he wanted a blow job too. Well, I was not giving head away for free. Not last night at least. I needed more coke. But beggars cannot be choosers, so I was happy to take whatever they wanted to give me. I got some joints, some gummies, some coke, a couple Oxy, a bunch of shots and a whole lot of cum. I swallowed a few dozen loads of jizz. It was a win for me. Sure, I went to score more coke, but it would have coast me a few hundred dollars. Instead, I used my oral skills and got all sorts of things for free. Why pay when you can trade?
When you are a trashy milf, every young boy in town knows where you live. That is why I have an open-door policy. I never lock my doors. I do not have intruders. I have welcomed horny guests who take advantage of my pussy and ass at all hours of the night. On the weekends, the horny teen boys in town like to party in the trailer park. They have a kegger at some one’s trailer and when the booze and weed kicks in, they find their way to my trailer with hard dicks. About 5 boys entered my bedroom around 5 am reeking of weed and stale beer. I love that smell. They were giggling and stumbling. I turned the light on, and their faces were priceless. They thought they were in trouble. I told them my pussy was already full of cum, but they were welcome to deposit some more. I can never have a cum filled cunt that is too full of cum. Young boys do not care about creampies. They welcome an easy pussy. They just want to fuck. I spread my legs still half asleep and hungover and took their loads. None of them lasted long. I fell back asleep. I woke up for my shift around noon and thought it was a dream. Just a really hot dream. I went to pee and cum fell out of my cunt like a flooded river. Then I knew it was just a late night gang bang for this old whore.
Friday nights are for dirty phone sex fun. I have sort of a Friday night ritual. I get high and head to the truck stop. Friday night is the busiest night there. Truckers from all over converge at the Loves to shower, shave and fuck. Every lot lizard knows truckers have the best coke. Years ago, someone made No Doz illegal to sell anymore because truckers were getting whacked out on it and causing accidents. Get rid of one thing, and folks find a good alternative. Coke is a great alternative. Plus, truckers have the best shit. I go down on Friday nights and exchange pussy for cocaine because I am a hot blonde fucking whore. Truckers will not pay for pussy. They do not need too. Lot lizard skanks are drawn to them like moths to the flame. That is because truckers have the good coke, like the shit from Columbia and places like that. I partied an hour in one cab, them moved on to the next cab. I would do some lines, give head or let a trucker fuck me depending on how much coke he would share with me. The last cab of the night, I was there for hours because if I serviced all his friends, he was willing to be generous with his cocaine. Hell, yes. I am a dirty whore. I love cum. I love cock, so I let 6 truckers fuck all my holes for hours. They could have fucked me for days if they wanted because the coke was that good. I came home wobbly. My legs were pinned behind my ears for quite a while. Cum was streaming down my thighs. I am a cum dumpster, so that was no big deal. Nothing is a big deal when you got free coke to last you a couple weeks. Good coke too. Not totally free, I guess, but well worth the hardcore fucking.
A cum guzzling slut will never be lonely. I have a reputation and I am proud of it. Men of all ages know where to go to get their balls drained. I was busy last night. It was weird because it was Monday. Most men come knocking on my trailer door on the weekends when wives dip out to shop. I had a few men from the right side of the tracks come over last night. With heavy balls, they begged me to drain them. These were not men I knew. How the fuck did they know about me? I mean this was like a group of rich men likely married to trophy wives and soccer moms. They had to hear about me from someone. They just did not all get in a car and drive to the first trailer they saw and hope there was a cum eating whore inside. I wanted cum, so I did not ask too many questions. I got on my knees and started sucking cocks. After I had blown them all once and was preparing for round two, I discovered how they heard about this trashy milf. My daughter. My beautiful cum loving daughter entertained one of the men. He picked her up in a bar Friday night. He said she was the best head he ever had. He asked her where she learned to polish knobs like that, and she told him all about her trailer trash mom. She told this guy how I taught her to suck cock and swallow cum loads at a young age. Like mother like daughter, right? She gave them my address too. I was so proud. Not only that she bragged about my cock sucking skills but that she also directed them right to me. She is a good wingman. And I am a good cum dumpster. I did what she told the leader of the pack I could do. I drained them all several times.