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A trailer trash whore knows how to have a white trash Fourth of July. I hosted a backyard BBQ this weekend. Invited all the teenage boys and black guys from my trailer park. I had a keg of beer, a bunch of hard liquor, plenty of coke and weed too. I was going to grill burgers and dogs. Food, booze and sex? What else does a party need? Oh, yeah. I bought some fireworks too. I love July 4th. I turned my backyard into a porn studio. While some guys helped light fireworks, and flip meat, I was taking care of the dark meat. I was on all fours in my dinky back yard being a gangbang whore while fireworks went off around me. Florida loves fireworks. Fireworks were shooting up into the air while black cock spunk was shooting up my cunt. Shooting up my ass too. I had a lot of horny guys and boys who needed my attention. I was too busy fucking to grill or mess with fireworks. I did lines of coke off cocks and waited for cocks to fuck me. I was rotating BBCs and teenage dicks. Sometimes, I got my swirl on and had both. Black men and teenage boys do not care about sloppy seconds. They do not care if balls touch either. They work together to drain their balls and fuck a bitch. That is why I did not invite any white men to my backyard orgy. White men whine about everything. I guess they forgot their horny teenage years and how they would share a chick with their pals or jack off watching porn together, LOL. I was very entertained with all the boys and men I invited. It was a hardcore orgy porn set in my backyard. My neighbors were over, so I did not have to risk offending them. The guys had booze, burgers, fireworks and trailer park pussy. No one was complaining, especially not me.
I love being used as a cum dumpster. I know women who refuse to let a man cum on their face. Hell, many pro girls even charge extra for that. I would think a woman who is breeding age would love cum on the face more than cum in her cunt. I am just a cum guzzling whore, so what do I know. I mean I love cum in my cunt and on my face when I was still breedable. I’m in my late 50s now. No one is knocking me up unless it is a fucking miracle. But guys still think they can knock me up. I do not know if it is that I look younger than I am or if it is that some dudes have no concept about human biology, LOL. Maybe it is a mixture of both? I was trolling the trailer park for some cock last night. The truck stop was lame because of the storm, but I was horny. I figured I could find someone to fuck this blonde fucking whore, right? I did. I found two teen boys doing nothing but playing video games. Their mom was at the club. She is a stripper, but all I cared about was that she would be gone for a while. These horny boys were happy to put down their joysticks and pull out their cocks. I was blowing these boys when one of them asked me if I was on the pill. I said no. I have not been on the pill in ions. True statement. The other boy informed me they had no condoms. They boy said they couldn’t fuck me because they did not want to be baby daddies. I chuckled. They were clueless. Even after I said I was too old to get knocked up they were like some women can still get pregnant in their 40s. I am damn near 60, but they would not fuck me. Not even my ass. So, I settled for being a cum guzzling slut. I swallowed two loads of young spunk and let them decorate my face and tits with loads number two. I took it as a compliment that they thought I was much younger than I am. I left their trailer and found me a guy who would cum in my barren cunt.
My phone sex line is a wild and crazy time. I have no taboos and no limits. Always. That is just the kind of woman I am. I went to this dive bar last night that is around the corner from the trailer park. Many guys who hope to pick up a drunk trailer park whore hang out their around closing time. I am often high and drunk, but never so much that someone would take advantage of me. Last night, a couple hit on me. The woman was smoking hot, and the dude was good-looking. He showed me his cock in the bar. I was sold. He was a white guy, but he was hung. Not bbc hung, but his cock would make me feel good. I like pussy too, so the fact they wanted to swing with me sold me on bringing them home. I knew it was risky. But I was thinking if a couple is going to rob a drunk woman it would not be a drunk trailer park whore. This couple looked like they were born on the right side of the tracks and did not need to rob me, so I brought them home for some orgy phone sex.
It started with me worshiping the hot wife’s cunt while her husband watched. I spent a good hour between her legs showing him how to make his wife squirt. He came a few times before I felt his long tongue snaking its way into my asshole. He knew how to toss some salad. I was enjoying the rim job while I ate her cunt. He started fucking ass which shoved my face deeper into her warm wet hole. He licked it before he sticked it and boy did, he stick it hard. His big cock filled up my asshole. My face was drenched in his wife’s cunt juice while he pounded my asshole. We switched it up many times, but it was some hot sex. This trailer trash whore loves a kinky threesome.
I a a huge creampie slut. But guess what? I am not the only one. My son and daughter are both creampie sluts too. They love cleaning up mommy’s messy holes. I came home pretty drunk the other night. High as fuck too. I stumbled into my trailer and after that, I do not remember much. It is all sort of a blur. What I do remember, however, is waking up to my son eating my pussy. My pussy was not clean. In the drunk stupor I was in, there was no way I even took a whore’s bath. I was a hot mess. I was still drunk when I woke up, just drunk enough to function. I thought I was having a wet dream. I looked down at my son buried between my legs and told him to enjoy my cum filled cunt. His eyes were as wide as the sky. I assumed from tasting a bunch of different men’s jizz inside his mother’s pussy. I told him my ass was full too. Soon after I said that his tongue was buried in my asshole. He has a long tongue perfect for snaking its way up my puckered hole. It helps that I am an anal whore. I take a lot of cock up my old ass, so it is not as tight as most women’s assholes. I soon felt his tongue licking out all that hot spunk from my well fucked asshole. I was sobering up quickly. It was like my son was sucking out the poison from my body. Cum is not poison to me though. Not to him either. We are both cum whores. My son is not gay. He is not even a cock sucker. He just loves mommy’s creampie holes. He cleaned me up then turned me into his cum dumpster when he came in my asshole and pussy.
A trailer trash whore knows how to have fun. We are having some bad weather in Florida. Not hurricane weather, but the winds were high, and the rain was coming down hard last night. When I could not go to the truck stop to get into some trouble, I went looking for a playmate in my trailer park. Storms make many of us restless. We need a distraction. I had some good cocaine, and I was willing to share it. I just needed a playmate. I found two. A sexy milf like me and her son. She was like me but younger. A trashy mature woman with a twenty something son with a hard cock. She was a party mom. I was not sure how we had never met before. But once you share your sloppy wet pussy with a woman, you become thick as thieves. Her son did not mind sharing his mother with me either. Would you? You know, share me with your mother or your wife? I eat pussy as well as I suck cock, and I am known as the queen of cock sucking. I showed him how to really eat his mother’s pussy. She told me no woman had been between her legs since she played doctor as a schoolgirl with a cousin of hers. Well, that was way too long ago. I had her squirting on my face. Her son could not believe how hard I made his mommy cum. She does not need any lube. She just needs a good cunt licking like all mature women. I took care of mommy first, then I sucked her son until he just about blew a hole in the back of my head. We had a kinky threesome all night while the storm shook our trailer park. This trashy milf knows how to have fun. I know how to distract myself and others from mother nature’s wrath.
I love being a cum dumpster. I do not need a holiday to celebrate that I am a cum whore, but long weekends are always busy times at the truck stop. I am a lot lizard. And according to the truckers, I am like a primo skank. The most coveted piece of ass at the truck stop will always be me. That is because I am not a meth head. I don’t do smack either. I am a vintage coke whore. Those are hard to find theses days in the era of designer and prescription drugs. I do not mess with Fentanyl or Oxy. That shit makes your body ugly quickly. I am just an old-fashioned druggy porn star who takes pride in her body. I want to luck good while fucking, but more importantly, I want men to want to fuck me. And last night at the truck stop, they were all fucking me. The other whores were not happy. Not my fault they did not look as good as me. They were all younger than me too. That went to my head a bit if I am being honest. I love showing up the lot lizard whores.
I had never seen that many trucks in the bay over a holiday weekend. Never. I know I was not the reason they were there. I was the reason, however, that they stayed so long instead of getting back on the road. My truck stop has shower bays and a restaurant, but this blonde trashy milf is the main reason that truckers stayed longer. I was cab hopping. I would fuck one trucker and do some coke with him, then bounce to the other trucker and have some fun with him. I did about twenty-five truckers last night. Some were black, some were white. All were horny for this old broad. And I was horny for their cum.
I am a cum guzzling slut. Everyone who knows me, understands this. It is getting to be cum cube season. Do you know what that means? It means that I need to start collecting as much cum as I can to keep it on hand for those extra hot days. Nothing cools off a dirty old cougar better than a cum cube. I will suck on them. I will put them in my drink. I will put them in my pussy too, or my ass. My hot holes melt a cum cube quickly which makes me feel like I just got a hot load shot inside me. I am a cum dumpster. Men in my trailer park get excited for cum cube season too. No one minds contributing jizz to my cause. Last night, I entertained several younger men in my trailer who wanted nothing more than to give me some cum to freeze. It was a struggle not to swallow it. I love cum. I have always been a swallower. In fact, I could easily swallow a gallon of a cum a day. But I was on a mission. I had to be good. I had a pitcher near me. When a guy would shoot his load in my mouth, I would spit it out in the pitcher. Some guys could give me two loads. I think I sucked off 10 guys last night, 5 of them twice. So, I had 15 loads of cum. That filled one ice tray completely. Cum is denser than water, so you need more of it to fill up an ice tray. I want thick cum cubes. I froze my loads immediately last night and tested one this morning. So, fucking yummy. This trashy milf has only just begun. Every night, for all of summer, I will guzzle as many cocks as I can and save the jizz for my cum cubes. This old broad needs all the cum she can get.