Category: Toilet sex

You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

Lets have some fun!

extreme phone sexI want to have fun with you tonight, I want a wild party with all types of juices, I want to get some stupid sluts and take advantage of them. I wanna get messy with them and not let them see tomorrow. It doesn’t matter who we pick, we can snatch her up so easily she won’t even see it coming! I love degrading them, and to do that you have to make them do things they would never do unless they were being forced  to do so. I will force her to drink your piss, if she spits it up I’ll cut her deep, I love playing with their blood as much as I love watching them lay in our juices. Piss and shit covering her naked body. Soon it will be mixed with blood and cum and we will make her lick it all up after we are done taking turns fucking all her holes raw. Maybe I’ll fuck her with my knife? Wouldn’t that make a delicious bloody mess! And don’t worry she won’t live to tell anyone of the ‘horrible things’ we did to her… no she won’t even be making it to tomorrow. This party is the messiest one yet, but I am sure to try and top it!

White Trash Phone Sex and the Lot Lizard Whore

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The icy winter roads had turned to dirty slush and trucks pulled steadily into the Greasy Skillet Truckstop. There was money to be made and I wasn’t too proud to do it. Scores of frostbit, cold, and lonely truckers were waiting for a warm body to melt the cumsicles hanging off their balls. As soon as my waitress shift ended, I would be joining the other lot lizards that serviced our truck village. At $20 a pop for a blowjob, a girl could supplement her pay nicely being a white trash phone sex whore. 

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I climbed up into the truck. He was huge, like a polar bear, with icy blue eyes. “Hurry up, whore. I aint got all night.” His pants were wide open, revealing a nub of a pecker. I stifled a giggle but he heard me. His big hand shot across the cab, pulling me to him. I was face down on his lap, his little poker right in my face. He smelled bad, like beer and decay. Grinding my face into his penis, he grabbed my neck harder, choking me. I licked frantically, trying to pull the miniscule dong into my mouth. I felt his grubby hand run up my thigh, push into my panties, as he began to roughly finger-fuck my dry cunt.
“You like that cock, don’t you whore? Tell me you like it.” His fat hips were frantically pumping as I fish-lipped his penis nipple. I thought I’d puke but I knew I’d be dead. I stroked his tiny nutsac with a finger, trying to help him out. Sperm bubbled out of him like a blown geyser. He screamed and yelled, spurting helplessly. So much freaking cum for such a tiny cock. It was foul, like spoiled cream, and I let the jizz stringers drool down my chin to drip on the floor. No way was I swallowing that shit.
I climbed out of that truck, $20 in hand, realizing that I needed another $480 to pay the rent this month. That means I need another 24 cocks tonight to make my quota and another 12 after that to pay the utilities. It’s just another day in the life of a white trash whore. Ready for some lizard lovin’? It’s time to play and we’re open 24 hours.

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Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

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It is so cold outside! I need a man who can take me in for the night. I am a dirty freaky nasty anal loving whore! All I need from you in a warm room and a big ass bag of drugs. Keep me high and I will keep you happy. I want your big thick cock deep inside of me. I have seen you pass me on the street four times now. We are both cold on this cold winter night. The storm is coming in so why not get together and use our bodies as heat. Lets get down and dirty. I want to be high as a mother fucker and when I am high I need so much cock. You can bring some friends along and make me your gang bang whore. On a cold night like this you need a nasty whore like me. I want to be your dirty cum filled toilet. Lets get fucked up and fuck all night long. I know you want to make me your bitch. I want to be your dirty whore. bring all of your friends and make fuck each and every one of them. I will do anything for drugs and money! 

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cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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I know you love pissing sex as much as I do!

pissing sexPissing sex, mmm… just reading that turns you on doesn’t it? Is your cock already rock hard? I bet it fucking is! You’re a dirty, dirty boy and you need a dirty girl like me. Fear not, I am here and my piss is dying to make its way down your face and all over your chest. My lips spread wide open as I stand over you and cover you with my hot piss, mmm… I know you wanna taste it! And I know you will, open your mouth wide and drink all this yummy pee and be begging for more. Now that your cock is covered in my piss, allow me to sit right on it. My pussy or my ass are all yours to play with, I’ll ride your cock with whatever hole you wanna fuck! Whatever you wanna do…we can, a girl as nasty as me will do anything for her man. Get a down and dirty as you can imagine. There’s not a thing I haven’t done! Are you ready to take a walk on the dirty side?

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toilet sexI know you’ve been googling the same thing over and over again. Talk to sexy girls, toilet sex, pissing sex… only to finally stubble upon my page. I’m a nasty girl, are you a nasty boy? I wanna know…do you wanna get dirty with me? I’m talking really dirty. And I know you want to see exactly how dirty I can get, now don’t you? All day I will make sure to drink an assortment of liquids for you, apple juice and mountain dew go right through me…so I will have to drink lots of that. And make sure to eat lots of fiber too…I know exactly how you like my shit – oh yes that pun was intended. When you come home I’ll be so fucking ready for you, you should just go right ahead and lay down and let me crouch over you. I’ve got a fat load of shit and a full bladder too…I am just hoping you’re going to have the same for me! Let’s be dirty and oh so fucking nasty together…

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Ask me about our specials!

cheap phone sexA girl like me CLEARLY loves to get nice and fucking dirty. I love ALL the juices I can get my hands and mouth on…my holes of course are an option since they’ve got some juices of their own to get out JUST for you! Don’t you know my pussy is just fucking full of hot piss? And my ass… it’s full of warm soft shit to spread all over your body. And your cock, just for me to lick it off. MMM! Go ahead and pee in my mouth as I suck it clean, swallow all that piss and then make me choke and gag on your dick like a total whore. Don’t worry I can take it! I know that you want me to puke, that’s the last juice you need to blow your hot sticky load to add to this dirty mess! A mess like this deserves a special price, just make sure to ask me about one of our great deals and specials we have for those who wanna get messy with me tonight!

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Pissing Sex Under The Mistletoe

pissing sex evonneIt’s a naughty fetish filled Christmas here. The first caller this morning wanted me to give him a blow job while he sat on the john and took a nice healthy shit after devouring everything in site at a party last night. What a way for a trashy whore to wake up in the morning. Of course being the filthy slut that I am, my cunt was covered in cream by the time he unloaded his salty sperm in my mouth. Just as he left the door belle was ringing and another fetish favorite played out as I enjoyed water sports and pissing sex stories under the mistletoe. This cum eating phone sex whore can never get enough fetish fun so when my next caller wanted to enjoy an hour or so of fisting my already wet pussy, I was delighted. My guys have made sure that I have had a sloppy wet pussy all day long. happy holidays you horny fetish hungry lovers!

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