Category: Toilet sex

You’re going to love toilet sex with me

toilet sexWelcome back, did you miss me? Miss the sound of me peeing for you. You hear it hitting the water in the toilet. The sigh of relief from me because I’ve been holding back all day long. You want that piss somewhere else it’s too good to be going into the toilet – flushed away for forever. I’ve got you covered babe, literally. Pissing sex is where it’s at, and I have a bladder that is ready to be emptied all over your body. Your deluxe golden shower you wanted oh so badly. Warm hot piss all over your chest, all over your face, running all over you smell how horny it makes me standing above you pissing. You smell how wet I am, not just from the pee but from hot turned on I am right now. You’re cock throbs thinking about my yummy juices, this is everything you ever imagined and more. You have more you need though, you need to taste it and once you do I collapse on top of you ready to fucked in our toilet sex play.

Dirty, white trash whore

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I woke up on the sidewalk outside of the bar. No one even bothered to call the cops in this white trash town. I guess they were used to seeing me this way. I limped home, a heel on my pumps broken. I jumped in the shower to wash off the chaos of last night. What had I done this time? I remember doing lines off someone’s ass cheek and also a cock. They were laughing. I struggled to recall it all and I remembered you there. Tall, dark, handsome, and sick. You had made me do party tricks for my fix. I was like a poodle, a submissive, starving one. I crawled on my belly for what you offered.
The things you made me do last night were terrible and demeaning. I remember sucking a large penis under the bar. The town drunk pumped his filthy dick into my mouth, stinking of fat man body odor, sweaty balls, and spoiled cream. You all hooted as he gleefully spewed a load into my mouth and I allowed it to roll down my chin and drip onto my breasts. I barked like a dog as I obediently let all of the men feel my breasts and stick fingers in my ass and pussy. I am beyond hope as I bawl tears into my shower, thinking of the way I trotted into the men’s room with you and you made me lap your shitty asshole clean. I begged for just a little more nose candy and you pissed on me and kicked me to the floor.
My hand slides down to my pussy and I begin to rub my clitty. Images run through my mind of the abuse and humiliation. I crave it, just as much as I crave the drugs. Being treated like shit turns me on and makes my pussy drip. I’ll never stop being the town whore and allowing men to use me. I slide to the shower floor with the force of my orgasm, my pussy pulsating. I need some dick so bad right now. Maybe after this shower, I’ll head over to the truckstop and see if I can pick up a few bucks blowing truckers. Then time for my daily fix and a few drinks. Life is never boring when you’re a trailer trash whore.

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It’s the best time of year!

live phone sexAhh, this time of year is my favorite. Do you want to know why? I’m sure you already know if you’re as much as a passionate scat exhibitionist as I am! If you’re not, that’s no problem at all because this year I am willing to introduce you to it. Make you as addicted to it as I am. It’ll eventually be the only thing that gets your dick hard. I see now though, that it already is quite hard. Hard at the thought of me shitting or hard at the thought of someone catching you doing the deed? But you know why  fall is the best time for such a thing? First it’s the fact of getting caught, being out in public when everyone is loving to finally be out doors. People are decorating and people are roaming about to see the end of the year coming to an end. Meanwhile you’re strategically placed behind a tree trying to shit – half hoping not to be seen, the other half wishing they would just look back at you. Oh and if they did see you, squatting there with your dick hard as a rock while you let your shit flow, what would they do? How would one possibly react? You already know the answer to that, and we both know that’s why you came to me. You want the idea of fucking right there in the middle of all this commotion, the shit on the ground, the leaves ready to clean you up even though you don’t actually care. I know that’s exactly what gets your cock hard, and waiting. Nothing else can compare… and I am here to make all your nasty, shit dreams come true. I’m the filthiest girl you’ll ever meet – beware I play dirty.

Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

You’re a dirty dirty boy

dirty phone sexOh you dirty, dirty boy you! I know you’ve been trying to keep your dirty little secret, but I know now, and I won’t let you go without your secret desires anymore my precious, filthy boy! You think about it every time you pass the ladies bathroom, oh that beautiful woman… I bet she would give me the shit I want – literally. You want your scat whore?  I’m the one you call for that shit. No, I cannot stop making the shit jokes either. If you want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You are such a nasty boy! You want me to puke all over you too? My pleasure. You can have all of my breakfast, lunch and dinner in any form you want. Look at you, covered in my shit and puke, your dick so hard and ready to blow. Tell me now, you shit lover, how much you love it. Here comes my last load, doesn’t it sound so good coming out, smell so good all over you, mhm, fucking cum, puke and shit everywhere and look what you have done you dirty dirty boy!

Use me as a Toilet.

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I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.

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Try my new phone chat lines

toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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Golden shower whore Ellen

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I love being covered in warm wet piss and cum. I am a trashy nasty whore who sells her body for drugs. I love getting high and then being covered in piss. The sensation is amazing. My skin is already tingling from getting loaded up. Then its like I am being wrapped with a warm wet blanket. I sell my pussy to feed my habit. My pussy is used and abused by men of all ages, color and dick sizes. You can be my next hook up. I am itching bad for something to snort or inject into my veins. I will suck your cock and fuck you till your balls go flat. After that I want you to treat me like your toilet. Piss on me, shit on me. Fuck my throat and empty your bladder inside of me. Make me swallow your piss! I love being a druggy whore and getting pissed on by dirty men!

 

Pissing Sex Stories: 2 Girl Phone Sex Fun

pissing sex storiesDo you like sharing pissing sex stories? I’m such a trashy whore, that golden showers stories get me wet in more ways than one. I was feeling really horny and extra freaky the other night, so I went to the local strip club where I met a hot young nasty freak named Tiffany. I’m not going to lie. I go both ways . Strippers have always been a bunch of freaks and down for anything for money. So, I asked this young tight morsel how much she charged for some hot stripper sex with a sexy MILF? “For you, nothing,” Tiffany purred as she grabbed my tits and kissed me.

2 girl phone sexI brought her back to my place. She was pawing at me like a cat in heat. She was a horny teen slut. I suspected she wasn’t even old enough to be dancing in that club, but I didn’t care I like my pussy young. Tastes so much better. I was between her legs tongue fucking that young cunt when she pissed on my face. At first I thought she was just a squirter, but then I realized that yummy taste was golden nectar. Tiffany got all embarrassed, but I assured it was okay. I encouraged her to piss in my mouth. She had never really engaged in pissing sex before, but I showed her just how hot it can be.

live phone sex whoresWe spanked our pussies together pissing all over each other. My youngest son walked in on us pissing and tribbing. He pulled his little pecker out and started rubbing his nub. In my house, you see something you like, you are not afraid to show it. Tiffany gasped as if in shock, but I told her how we roll in my family. She was cool with it. So cool in fact, she wanted to piss all over my son’s cherub little face. She had a fast learning curve. I knew I liked this whore. I started rubbing her clit fast to mix cum with piss for an extra sweet face coating for my brat. He was between her hot teen twat rubbing his pecker begging for Tiffany to rain on his face. He may be young, but this wasn’t his first rodeo.

hot stripper sexI accolade all my brats into freaky shit at a young age. Anal sex, gangbangs, bathroom play, incest, drugs, breeding sex… Tiffany understood. She was raised the right way too. My son enjoyed licking up her sweet golden nectar. I enjoyed playing with them both. Even though she said she would fuck me for free, I gave her a nice cash tip. Money isn’t an issue for me, so I don’t mind paying for the company of a hot young whore who likes to get freaky. Tiffany will be back again, often. Not every day a trashy MILF like me finds a hot teen slut to play with.

Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”