White trash Phone sex babes can leave the trailer park, but the trailer park never leaves us. Over the holiday weekend my husband thought it would be good to throw a Labor Day party for our community. But he knows that most of the women in our community hate me. So how could I be on good behavior for him around a bunch of stuck-up bitches who enjoy making my life hell. I told myself I would be on good behavior, but I would not take any unwanted shit either. Not in my own home.
And the party seemed to be going well. Most of the women that came with their husbands ignored me. I played hostess, bringing people drinks and snacks. My husband attended the grill. He talked about sports and politics with the other dudes. And all the little ones played in the pool.
I felt like things were going better than I expected. But then some Karen type had too many margaritas and decided to confront me for being a slut. In front of everyone, including the little ones. Now I may have been raised in a trailer park, but my husband did give me some social skills. I know not to punch a bitch out in front of witnesses. And I know not to cause a scene in front of the young ones.
I Can Put Up with A Lot of Bullshit, But Not in My Own Home
So, I told her this might not be the best venue to rage at me. And she pushed me in the pool. Now her husband intervened on my behalf, which just pissed her off more. He dived into the water, scooped me up like Aquaman. He apologized for his wife’s drunken behavior. And took her home.
Her son seemed incredibly embarrassed. He asked me if he had to leave too. And I assured him he could stay as long as he wanted and hang out with my sons and daughters. This boy has a crush on my youngest daughter. I honestly think the feeling is mutual.
The husband returned. And this trailer trash whore cooked up some sweet revenge for his wife. Everyone took my side. My husband, all the other people at the party, and the bitch’s own husband and son took my side too. But that did not satisfy me enough.
Fuck with Me and I Fuck Your Husband
As much as I wanted to fuck the boy, I restrained myself because of my daughter. Not that I have not fucked the boyfriends of my daughters before because I have fucked most of them. But I at least wait until they’re a couple and relatively secure in their relationship before mommy borrows one of her daughters boyfriends.
So, I seduced the husband. That Karen can think she got away with it. She can believe that she hurt my feelings at my own party. I don’t need her to know that I fucked her husband. I know I fucked her husband. My husband knows I fucked her husband. And clearly her husband knows I fucked him too. Discreetly, I took him inside the house while everybody ate the food my husband cooked.
I led him into my bedroom and fucked him for a couple hours. I don’t know if it was the bourbon or if he took a Viagra, but this man had staying power. And he doesn’t look much younger than my husband.
He gave me a sloppy wet pussy because he came four times. He said he barely fucks his wife. And I told him he can fuck me anytime because my husband and I have an open relationship. I don’t keep secrets from him. He doesn’t keep secrets from me. But we can all keep a secret from his wife. His cunt wife does not deserve him.