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Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

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Big Dick Sucker Trailer Park Whore

big dick suckerAs a big dick sucker, I decided to ring in the new year with as many fucking big dicks as I could find. When everyone in your trailer park knows you are a sure thing whore, it isn’t difficult to find a bunch of guys down to gang bang even an old cougar whore like me. All you need is one guy and he brings a shit load of friends with him. That’s what happened last night. I was blowing this one guy who lives in the trailer park. Nice cock on him too. He started fucking my ass doggy style and texting his friends to come over and fuck me too. Before he even came up my ass, about 10 more guys were waiting their turn with the trailer trash whore. My holes are open for all cocks 24/7. The more the merrier I say. We did some lines of coke. I sucked on a bunch of cocks. Then I just bent over and let the boys take whatever hole they wanted. Sometimes two cocks went into a whole at a time. The sensation of all that cum running out of my fuck holes made me insatiable. I wanted more cock. More cum. So those ten boys texted some of their friends, and soon my trailer looked like a porn studio. The beauty of being a cum dumpster is you can fucking go all night long and you are never at a loss for finding men.

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Druggy Phone Sex W/ a Drunk Gangbang Whore

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I might have partied too hard, I might have fucked every single one of the guys that were there… and I am not afraid to admit that I am a slut. No, that’s too modest. I am a super slut. And honestly I do not see what is so wrong with that. Some people like bananas, I love cock. Everyone has their own guilty pleasure. Take away the guilty and mine is just pleasure. And it makes other people happy too! Whoever it is. I would be classified as a super slut because I will fuck just about anyone. I have no boundaries I just love to fuck!! I still have my preferences though don’t get me wrong!! I really would like for at least one guy and one girl to be in my slutty fun. That’s not too much to ask, I think it’s reasonable and everyone should do it that way. It’s beneficial because not only is there enough to go around, there’s more ways to fuck and more parts to play with! Why wouldn’t I want to eat a girl out while getting fucked in the ass by our guy? Or maybe I could flick her nipples while I get fisted by him…the possibilities are endless. I don’t care what people think – being a slut is fucking awesome, and partying hard while being the biggest whore I can be is even better.

Party too Hard!

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I get fucked up all the damn time. I am a druggy whore and there are days when I get way to fucked up! Like last night, I went out and started walking down the street. After the third car honked at me and tried to pull over. I finally put myself to work. I walked into the alley, pulled my panties off and did a line off the fucking dumpster. I walked back to the side walk at the right mother fucking time! There waiting at the light was a big black man. I know him from the clubs, he deals to everyone. That is how I was going to get all the drugs I needed to have a damn good night. After I sucked his big black cock and took every inch of him up my asshole, I did some more lines. Getting high makes me so fucking horny! I spent the rest of the night getting even higher and making tons of cash! I sold my dirty cum filled holes to every man I could! I woke up in a pile of puke and cum. It was a damn good night!

Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Trashy MILF Friends Have a Merry Christmas

cum guzzling slutMy son and daughter were home for Christmas. We did the gift exchange thing this morning, then my daughter went off to score us some coke so we could have some family fun. Well, while she was gone a few of my girl friends stopped by with some cookies, but really they just wanted to give my son their MILF and cookies. He loves to play with my friends. He has been getting his rod sucked by cougar sluts for awhile now. He loves his cum guzzling slut mommy and his friends, so he stripped down to feed his favorite old bitches their favorite treat. My son has an amazing cock. He has enough cum to give his trashy MILF momma and her two trailer park whore friends. As he was spreading his seed all over our faces, my daughter came home with the party supplies so we could play all night. My daughter was jealous we slurped on her brother’s cock without her. We did a few lines while she took a turn, resuscitated his dick back to life so we could all fuck him. Coke and cock, the best Christmas gifts ever.

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Live Phone Sex on Winter Solstice: Talk Longer on the Best Dirty Talk Lines

live phone sexLive phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.

best dirty talk linesBut, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.

phone sex lineMy little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.

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BBC Phone Sex with a Cougar Cum Dumpster

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls. I do like me some big black cocks. I have this one trucker friend I call Big D. His dick is thick, long and dark. He just got home after being on the road for 3 weeks and he called his favorite cougar cum dump for a little relief. I had a few guys I was scheduled to hook up with but I blew those white boys off. One big nigger dick is worth more than 3 white dicks any day. Big D came over and was so happy to see me. He brought my favorite party supply too. I did a few lines of white powder to prepare myself for the special delivery of his huge package. Big D fucks me so good, my pussy and ass need a day of rest afterwards. No one has ever made this old bitch have to take a day off from cock before him.

Once I was good and high, he unzipped his pants and his trouser anaconda flopped out. When a cock is as big as Big D’s, it looks fake. It is so heavy it hangs down like an elephant trunk. That is until my expert cock sucking skills get all 11 inches at attention. I am a seasoned cum dumpster. I can swallow some shafts better than porn stars. I used my tits and mouth to get Big D hard so he could nail my fuck holes. He is so big no condom fits his dick, so I have always let him fuck me bare back. I’m past my expiration date so I don’t have to worry about getting preggers. Although it is fun to tell Big D to knock my old ass up.

cum dumpsterI sucked his cock till he was about to explode, then he pulled me over and pounded my puss and ass. Pulled my arms back behind my back so hard I thought they would break. He really knows how to fuck a girl. I like black guys cuz they so aggressive. They really fuck a bitch. Well he fucked this bitch so good, my cunt and asshole were so swollen even his gallon of hot cum couldn’t soothe them. I have no problem sitting on an ice pack soothing my swollen fuck holes on a bag of frozen veggies if it gets me coke and a gallon of cum. Big D worked my puss and ass to the bone, his big black bone. I am sore as fuck, but smiling ear to ear.

I Love Teen Hookers for Hire

hookers for hireI was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.

She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.

phone sex slutsTonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.

I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?