Want to have dirty phone sex? You have come to the right place. My life is as dirty as my phone sex. I love being a dirty whore. Today was an extremely warm day. I was in the backyard in my bikini drinking a Martini. I look great in a swimsuit. I was feeling very exhibitionist. I looked around and saw him in the window. He was a neighbor boy I had apparently never seen before. I think he was a visitor because I make it a point to know all the young boys in my neighborhood. He was looking at me intently, so I gave him a hot show. I started stripping off my little bikini. I sat on a lawn chair, spread my pussy and started masturbating. The sun was glaring in my eyes, but I could see his arm movement. I knew he was masturbating too. I signaled him down. I wasn’t sure he would come to me. You know, the stranger danger thing, but he did. He got between my legs and licked my sloppy wet pussy. He was not a virgin cunt licker. He was my middle son’s age, but very skilled. I squirted on his face. I knew it was dangerous to have such a young boy eating my pussy in my backyard where neighbors could see, but I like risky sex. I knew there were folks watching, but I didn’t care. The only thing on my mind was getting fucked by a young boy. Fucked, I got. He hammered my milf pussy. Gave me a healthy load of cum too. I hope he is newly adopted or something became I want to fuck that young boy some more.
Do you like pissing phone sex? I am not too proud to admit that I like golden showers. I like giving and receiving. Lately, I have been in a giving mode. Giving to my daughters and sons. A young one that can take a good douse of urine brings in good money. Guys pay to piss on and be pissed on all the time. I am grooming my young ones to be piss whores because it will bring us all money. I invited some of my male friends to come over last night for a pissing match. A literal pissing match. I lined my young ones up in the basement. I tied their hands behind their backs, so they couldn’t fight off the piss. I love golden showers sex more than they do. I told my friends to piss on them. Piss in their faces, down their throats, up their ass, in their pussies and all over their jail bait bodies. One of my sons surprised us all, by begging to drink all the piss. I must admit, I thought if anyone would be a piss whore, it would be my eldest daughter. She likes to wet her panties in public and sleep in a piss soaked bed. But my son wanted to drink piss and get fucked up his ass while men pissed on him. I don’t judge. I just market my little whores to their fetishes. Now, I know I have a golden boy. A gold showers boy.
I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy while talking dirty on the phone. I started taking calls early this morning after I got my brood off to school. My husband is on the road for business, so it was my responsibility to get everyone up and going today. I am not a morning person, so I just never went to bed. I stayed up doing coke and watching dirty home movies. My sons were so excited that I was getting them up for school instead of their daddy, that they wanted to fuck. Morning sex is always hot. I let each boy dump a load of cum in one of my mommy whore holes. They came so much, that my pussy was making those fart noises. My cum filled cunt was flooded with hot jizz. I got all my brats to their various bus stops then crashed for an hour. I almost overslept for work. Because I was running a little late for my shift, I never showered. That meant I still had a cum filled pussy. I love working with a wet snatch. I was letting my callers hear how wet it was, which made them cum so hard. The more I played with my dirty puss, the wetter I became. It is a great job that lets you play with your creampie while you work.
I am such a creampie slut. I love having cum deep inside of my pussy. It is not just that I enjoy having cum inside me, I enjoy having it licked out of me, especially by my daughters too. I am a cum whore. We had a family orgy this weekend. For once, we had no clients to entertain at the house. I could just get high with my offspring and my husband. Since daddy was home, he was partying big time. My husband is thirty years older than me, so his cock doesn’t work like it once did. However, you give him a hot show as foreplay, and his dick is as hard as one of his teen sons’ cock. Before my husband joined in on the family fun, he watched each of his sons fuck me. He loves watching me fuck our sons. My husband is a P man 100%, however, he loves the idea of mothers and sons fucking. He thinks it is the most forbidden of taboo fucks. I do too, but I am happy to fuck my boys for my husband’s pleasure. He rescued me from a life of squalor, so I will do anything for him. I knew it would be a bonus if he watched our daughters lick their brothers’ spunk from my cum filled cunt. As our youngest girl was slurping on my messy pussy, her daddy blew a load all over her sisters’ faces. He was trying to hold off to fuck, but the visual was just too hot for an old man. Apparently, he was not alone. I looked over in the other direction and saw my three sons cumming in their hands. They enjoyed watching their sisters clean up their taboo mommy. There is never a shortage of cum in this house.
Dirty phone sex stories are all I got. Even when I was a young girl, nothing vanilla ever happened to me. I am glad in hindsight, because being a dirty woman is for more exciting. My oldest son is looking at colleges. He will be the first one in my family, outside of my husband, to have gone to college. I went with him on a campus tour recently. He is looking at UCLA as one of his schools. I have never been on a college campus, so I was excited to see what it was all about. My pussy was dripping wet looking at all the eye candy. I mean young studs barely legal everywhere. My son teased me because he knew I had lady wood in my panties for those studs. We ended up getting a hotel for the night so we could go to a frat party. I wanted to be a gangbang whore for all those young studs. My son just wanted to drink beer and flirt with coeds. He had all the coeds to himself because the frat boys had milf fever. I was in the pledge room bent over a table getting my ass and pussy pounded. As load after load of cum was filling me up, I wondered how many other mothers partied with frat boys on college visits. My son came looking for me and discovered me covered in cum. The frat boys told him to join the fun not realizing I was his mother. When he called me mom mid fuck, he was promised a pledge bid next year if I would join a few parties a year. I think my son will definitely be attending UCLA in the fall and pledging the best frat on campus. I’m really going to love having a son in college.
White trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.
I was an anal cum dumpster this weekend. What did you do? My daughters had a party Friday night. It was a mix party which means boys and girls; varying ages too, but all in school still. I spiked the punch with some Spanish Fly. That gets everyone in the mood for my kind of party. There were some young girls there too, friends of my youngest daughter. I was in one of my wild moods. I wanted the boys to fuck the girls. I wanted young girls to get their anal cherries popped. My anal cherry was long gone before I was their age. You can send a young girl home with a violated ass and parents never notice. The ass is an elastic muscle that goes back into shape with an ice pack easily. At worst, the parents think she got constipated. The Spanish Fly mixed with Benadryl erases memories. I had fun being the dirty director of teen sluts fucking. Horny boys of any age will insert their dick into anyone or anything that feels tight. Any port in the storm as the saying goes. It was a wicked hot jail bait orgy. When little girl butt holes were worn out, this hot mommy was ready for some anal action. I bent over to take a horde of teen cocks up my well fucked ass. I showed those young girls how to butt fuck. Too bad I am the only one who will remember what a wicked hot time we had. My husband filmed it, so perhaps in the near future, I will remind them what dirty little fuckers they all were at my place.
Teen sluts fucking bring me money. I love being the madam of my jailbait whorehouse. Even during a bad economy, sex sells. Taboo sex, sells more. Toby was very clear about what he wanted. He wanted a bevy of young girls to pee on him while he jacked his cock. I don’t judge. We all have our kinks, right? He also wanted it filmed for his spank bank. Whatever a client wants, a client gets if the money is right. Toby’s money is always right. We had a plastic tarp down on the floor in the living room. My daughters had full bladders thanks to big glasses of lemonade. Toby stripped naked and laid down in the center of the tarp. My girls danced around him while he stroked. They took turns peeing on him. Some peed on his cock, some in his mouth. He was super hard. At one point he was guzzling little girl urine like it was lemonade on a hot day. I filmed it, getting wet at what dirty little whores I raised. Even my sons joined in on the pissing games. We have pissed on Toby before, but this time he got even kinkier than usual. He wanted my sons to run a train on his ass and piss up his backdoor pussy. My sons are no different from my girls. They will do anything if the price is right. My three sons made Toby their bitch. When Toby could take no more, we called it a night. My boys continued their train on their whore mommy. I was not ready to call it quits yet. Toby texted me later that night to book another session with my sexy prostitutes for this weekend. This time he wants my little girls to shit on him. Like I said, we do anything if the price is right and we never judge.
I love being a trailer trash whore. I promise you, I have more fun than many women. I talk to guys day in and day out with wives who bitch about sucking cock. You know if a woman won’t give head, she won’t do a shit ton of other things. I was raised for sex. While girls my age were in school making friends, I was naked in the back of a van making my parents money off my young body. Thirty some years later, I am still making money off my body. Just now, I oversee who I fuck and who my offspring fucks. My husband has a say too, but ultimately, if I don’t want to fuck someone, I don’t fuck them. My husband has a big international client who likes a trashy MILF. He is willing to pay for it. He must pay for it because he is not attractive at all. You know if Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp were pumping gas, they would still get all the pussy they wanted because they are handsome. Some guys only get tail because of their money. My husband told me Jacques wanted my time this past weekend, but he told me I didn’t have to meet him. Looks aren’t everything to me. He pays very handsomely and he is nice as far as Johns go. He likes me to pretend to be his mother. He is older than me, but I love age play. This visit with Jacques, we age regressed to his breastfeeding years. He got the adult baby experience. He is a big man, but I found cloth diapers that would fit his full grown ass. In his diaper, he sat on my lap and suckled from my breasts. Even my own offspring were watching my big baby Jacques nurse and wanted to suckle on mommy too. We had a family affair with my young ones pretending he was their baby brother. He made a huge mess in his diaper, so my little ones shamed him. That just gave Jacques a hard dickie in his diaper. Changing his poopy diaper was gross, but we had so much fun shaming him. Not to mention the fun we had spending the money he paid me to be the youngest member of my family.
I’m such a trashy MILF. There was a school play at my daughter’s school last night. My husband was out of town, so I took her. I can give the appearance of a good mom when I need too. I dressed in a classy dress with pumps. I did my hair in a sweep up do. I looked like a respectable mother. The perfect California housewife. I was wearing no panties however; and a garter belt with stockings. I wanted to feel sexy under the boring clothes. I got hot watching those little ones onstage. So cute and innocent. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to masturbate. I was followed in by a teen boy. I guess my guard was down because I didn’t notice him eye balling me the whole night. He pushed his way into the stall. I think he thought he was going to force fuck me, but I turned the tables on him. “Can’t force the willing,” I told him. I pulled out his hard young cock and gave it a good squeeze. “Whose cock is this now,” I asked? He admitted I owned it. I pushed him down on his knees to worship my sloppy wet pussy. He was used to being a bad boy with all those young sluts. They probably bow to him. Not me. He had never had a woman before. When I heard the bathroom door open, I made him get up on the toilet so whomever was in there, didn’t see his feet. I blew him, but I had to wad up some toilet paper as a makeshift gag so he didn’t moan. He shot his jizz on my face. I don’t think I got to even properly swallow his cock before he spurted on my face. Once the coast was clear, I licked his cum off my face, cleaned his dick up, fixed my face and went back to the school auditorium with the other parents. I wonder how many other mothers got some high school cock in the bathroom?
