I’m into extreme phone sex play, just like I am into extreme sex. I don’t make love, I fuck. I don’t go vanilla, I go dirty. The things most women won’t do sexually, are among my favorite things. Anal fucking, cum baths, fisting, toilet play, gang bangs, man’s best friend, incest, drugs, breeding…. Last night, I woke up horny as hell. I was dreaming about being fisted. Been too long since someone crammed their arm up one of my dirty fuck holes. I grabbed a few of my larger masturbation tools and snuck into my youngest boy’s room. I get off harder when he strokes his little boy nub for me while I impale my cunt with some big toys.
I grabbed the baseball bat I use as my ghetto home security system, and the wine bottle I polished off earlier in the evening, even grabbed my speculum so I could crank open my cunt for my son. I love showing my offspring exactly where they came from! I started with the baseball bat. Figured it would feel like fisting to me since it is long and thick like an arm. The moment I started to shove it up my cunt, I realized I had a peeping tom. Someone was outside my son’s bedroom window watching me. Or maybe since it wasn’t my room, it was some dirty perv who likes little boys. My kind of man, so I did nothing but continue with my show.
My moaning woke my son up, just like I hoped. He rubbed his eyes, “Mommy is it play time,” he asked? “Always honey,” I replied. He pulled the covers down, took off his tighty whities and rubbed his little swollen pee pee as I crammed that baseball bat up my birth canal. I was moaning so loud, pretty sure I was gonna wake up the whole house. Hopefully my peeping tom was enjoying the show. I started squirting all over the place. Juices coated the baseball bat. My son was frantically tugging at his pecker trying to go squirty, as he calls it. I told him to come closer to mommy.
Then, I grabbed the wine bottle and started fucking my twat with that. With the open end shoved up my pussy, I knew I would drip right into the bottle. Seeing my son play with his little nub made be wetter. I was squirting into the bottle, quickly filling it up with my puss piss. My son deserved a treat for being the inspiration to my sloppy wet cunt. I poured my pussy juice down his throat and he gulped it up. I glanced over to my peeping tom, raised the bottle as a sign of cheer, and gulped down a swig myself.
My son begged to see where he came from again, so I got out my speculum, cranked it up and let him see into mommy’s pussy. I was so swollen and wet. I told him to take aim and go squirty inside my gaping hole. When he did, I heard a thud outside. I think my peeping tom got so excited he came and fell off the ladder. Well, hope he enjoyed the show. My son sure did. He shot his little boy batter into my gaping cunt and we both went back to bed feeling very rested! A good hard cum or four, always makes me sleep like a baby. Hopefully my peeping tom slept well too!
When you are an Irish trashy MILF, you have a lot of nasty fun on St. Patrick’s Day. I kept my youngest daughter home from school today so we could celebrate like drunken whores. It’s a family Irish tradition. Each year one of my brats gets to stay home and celebrate with me. Perhaps it makes me a bad mommy, but I let her have some green beer. I drank at her age, smoked weed and a lot of other shit, and turned out fine! I have 3 young daughters, but the one who stayed home with me is still a virgin, but not for long. I got her drunk on green beer, then fucked her with the bottle. I even had her sliding her little slit up and down it. So hot to watch that little cunnie fuck that green bottle. She was so proud too. “I can take something bigger mommy, I know I can,” she said with a smile. I wanted to give her something bigger!
It was a nice day so we had a little picnic on our land. I called my favorite drug dealer, a sexy Irish boy, to see if he wanted to do a little trade as I wanted some party supplies. I knew he would be wasted from drinking first thing in the morning, a St Patrick’s Day tradition for many of us. I set us up under our cherry tree since I was getting my baby girl’s cherry popped. When he arrived, I had her ass decorated with “Kiss Me I’m Irish.” I suggested we trade her Irish virgin pussy for my coke. He didn’t hesitate at all! He wanted to pop that young pussy, give her pot of liquid gold. I sat on the hood of my car like I was in a Whitesnake video and masturbated while my baby girl became a woman. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to me.
He didn’t go easy on her pussy either. Drunk Irish drug dealer three times her age with a massive cock, was not gonna fuck her gently! He pushed it right in until I heard her scream and could see the cherry juice on his dick. Didn’t take him long to bust a nut in her, out in the open too, under a big cherry tree! Tightest snatch he will ever have too. I told her now she was a naughty Irish girl. I got down on the blanket with her, licked her puffy little pussy, sucking out that gold he deposited in her sweet pussy. I guess watching me lick the jizz cherry juice combo from her cunnie, made him hard again, so he started fucking my ass. She guzzled his cum out of my ass. I was so proud of my nasty little Irish girl.
When you are a trashy MILF, you get lucky all the time. Guys love nasty Irish whores. Hell, guys just love whores. Let me and my baby whore say Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you . We may be Irish, but can always use more Irish in us!
I make no apologies for being a trashy MILF. I clean up well, but I refuse to act like some prim and proper housewife and mother, at least not for long. My husband threw a swank party this weekend. I wore a designer black long gown; even donned some old black smoking gloves. I looked very classy. My husband said I looked like a dirty Audrey Hepburn. A couple hours into the party, I was craving a cigarette, so I ducked into my daughter’s room to puff. She never tells my dirty little secrets. I sat on the couch in her room puffing. I realized she was masturbating under her covers. I don’t think she even realized I was in the room yet.
Hearing her little girl voice moan and grunt made me hot. I started rubbing myself, caressing my boobs, rubbing my clit, even fingering my ass hole. My pussy juice was running down my thighs, staining my pretty cocktail dress and my daughter’s couch. I took off one of my gloves , started soaking up my juices when I heard my daughter say, “Put it in your puss mommy, like a sponge.” Such a smart little girl, twisted that glove up my wet snatch and let my cunt juice saturate it. My little angel crawled between my legs and started to suck on the glove part hanging out my twat. She sucked the juices out of it. Kept pulling it out slowly like a tampon, squeezing off the juice into her little mouth. She thinks I taste yummy. So does she!
My baby girl is such a kinky little girl, just like her mommy. All my offspring are thankfully, but my baby girl is so sexually precocious for her age, just like I was at that age. I can do anything to her, let men do anything to her, and she begs for more, no matter how rough. She wants to be just like her dirty whore mommy. She cleaned up mommy’s wet snatch, even tongued my juicy ass too. Sprayed me down with some of her lilac body spray to mask smell of my cigarette, then sent me back to the party. I told her daddy and I and maybe a special friend would pay her a visit later that night.
I’m a no taboo phone sex mommy. That means absolutely no limits. I have no limits in my own life so why would I have them on the phone with you? Limits are for credit cards, not life. This morning is an example of my no limits lifestyle. My young teen daughter stayed home from school today. Well, that didnt stop me from doing what I do every day the brats are at school: FUCK. I have a few big black guys I service a couple times a week. I’m their bitch and I love it. Now usually, I go to them, today I had them come to me. In case you are curious, I’m talking over foot long cocks here. I’m not a size queen, I will fuck just about anyone, but it is nice to feel like you are giving birth to a big cock every now and then.
I knew my daughter was home. Not like she hasn’t seem me fuck before, not like she hasn’t fucked her Daddy while I watch, not like she hasn’t been pimped out a time or two before. But she has never seen me with black guys; she was in for a nice education. Before they arrived, I explained to her what I was going to be doing. I even demonstrated with this huge black dildo I have just what a BBC does to white pussy. Fucked my cunt spread eagle in front of my baby girl. Gave her one to try too. Of course she has a much tighter snatch than I do, but the pussy is elastic; it can take a huge object and still remain fairly tight. All the little ones I have birthed however, have stretched mine out over the years.
We laid on the couch together, facing each other, fucking big black dildos. Such a lovely mother-daughter bonding moment. I told her she can be a big black cock loving whore just like her mother, but the key is to be submissive. Black guys love a submissive white whore, especially a cum guzzling tight one. I got so turned on talking about BBC to her, I squirted on her as I fucked myself. That just led to us licking pussies. She can’t drive yet, but she sure as fuck can eat pussy. Being the good mommy I am, I licked her sweet smooth tight teen twat too.
Right as I made my baby girl squirt, there was a knock on the door. My big black posse arrived to use my fuck holes. When I introduced them to my teen daughter, they insisted she join in too. They wanted to break in another bitch in the family. Another family bonding moment I will share another day. If I had any taboos would I share my young daughter with cocks big, black and aggressive enough to ruin her tight holes? I was raised with no limits; plan on raising my offspring the same way! I’ll share them with you too! I have six for you to choose from! I want you to be no taboos and limits with my offspring, just like I am with them.
The term extreme phone sex whore applies to me because I have no limits. Chances are if you can think it, I have done it. I live high off the hog now because the man who use to pay for my jailbait pussy, made an honest woman out of me. But he didn’t make a classy woman out of me. I still think like the backwoods little white trash family fuck toy breeding whore I was when I met him. A few charm school classes took the edge off, but didn’t kill my trashy p mommy side. I can look the part of a Beverly Hills housewife, but I will never act the part. My husband loves me for that. You see, he is just as dirty and extreme as I am, but because he is a big shot in the money world, he has to act like upper class respectability.
We have a big brood of little ones. Some are his offspring; a couple belong to my brother and my daddy; and two others are just random men who paid top dollar for my pussy. But Charles is their daddy regardless of DNA. When my hubby is at work, I sometimes give live sex shows for some overseas gentlemen who pay top dollar to see some kinky shit. Today, I was fucking my holes on cam with an expensive sex machine my hubby bought me to play with while he is away. While I was getting hammered in my ass for this guy on cam, my youngest daughter came into the room, and crawled onto the bed with me. She wanted to suck on the dildo that had fucked my cunt and ass. This not only turned on my watcher, but prompted him to make me a pretty taboo offer. I think he thought I would say no. I never say no, especially when being paid
He paid several thousand dollars more to watch me use that big ass sex machine on my tiny young daughter. I licked her little ass and cunnie, then positioned her in full view of the camera. The sex machine has like 6 settings from mild to warp speed. I started off slow on her at first. Had it fuck her little pink cunnie which immediately puffed up. I was getting wet watching her take such a huge dildo up her tight little girl snatch. My patron was rock hard, furiously fucking his hand. Some blood and juice trickled down her thigh which I licked up. I steadily increased the speed until her little cunnie was getting the turbo treatment. Looked like her little body was convulsing.
She was crying and shaking, but if she realized how much I was getting paid, she’d take one for the team willingly. Besides, her body belongs to me. I brought her into this world, she will do whatever mommy and daddy want. Just like I did when I was her age. My watcher increased his bid sizably to watch me use it on her ass. That dildo barely fit my ass, but money is money and assholes heal! I was a good mommy. I lubed her ass up good, even finger fucked her ass to prep it a bit, then I let my sex machine temporarily ruin my baby girl’s ass. The way she was thrashing about, one would have thought she was possessed. My watcher paid me top dollar for that show. Got me thinking perhaps others would pay even more to spend some time with my angel one on one. Would you fuck a little girl if her trashy p mommy offered her up to you? My parents did it to me, and look at me? I have a millionaire hubby and only have to work because I want to. I think my life turned out quite well being an extreme whore.
