I like showing off my sloppy wet pussy. I got my clit pierced last night. My husband gave me a diamond pussy ring, so I immediately went out and got it pierced. All my fuck trophies wanted to see it when I came home. They all agreed that it just made mommy’s pussy even prettier. We decorated the Christmas tree then as a family we decorated my body. The boys, my husband included, stood around me and sprayed me with their cum. Even the gardener and his son joined in on the reindeer games. I love a good circle jerk. So, do my daughters. Not only am I a cum dumpster, but so are my girls. Once I was drenched in cum by the male members of the family, my daughters showed themselves as true creampie sluts by licking up all the chunky loads of sperm that coated my body. There were several globs of male goo on my pussy, but my girls spitted shinned my pussy jewel so it gleamed again. Their eager tongues worked their magic on mommy’s swollen clit too. I loved being pierced, but it did swell my clit. My girls gave me the TLC I needed, however. After mommy was showered with attention, it became a family fuck fest under the Christmas tree. Nothing spreads holiday spirit like the boy cocks in my family!
A trashy milf loves shopping; at least this one does. I had a day to myself yesterday. All my offspring were in school and my husband was out of town. I decided to do some holiday shopping with my hubby’s credit cards. I did buy Christmas gifts for my family, but I ducked into Victoria’s Secret for something sexy for myself. The lady helping me in the dressing room was stunning. A tall exotic beauty, most likely early 20s. She fitted me for a bra, so I got to feel her hands cupping my breasts. I won’t deny that she made me wet. When she started to leave the dressing room, I shut the door and kissed her. My hand went up her thigh and found her slippery wet hole. She was just as wet as I was, and I knew that was all for me. I went down on her sloppy wet pussy and licked her to a mind blowing orgasm. She squirted her young juice all over my face. Yummy. She was in for a special treat. I always carry a dildo in my purse. You never know when you might need to masturbate. I started fucking her shaved twat with my little friend. Her long legs braced the wall as I was in between her legs getting drenched by her juices. This hot slut was juicy like a Georgia peach. She wasn’t quiet with her moaning and I think anyone within a mile could hear her wet cunt. When she collapsed, I licked all the excess juice off her thighs and my dildo. I gave her my cell number and checked out. She had that freshly fucked look. I smelled her cunt on me the rest of the day. Needless to say, when my brats came home, I pounced on them. I was so hot and bothered from my dressing room liaison.
I love being an anal sex whore. I am the stereotypical white trophy wife in California with a Hispanic gardener. The difference between me and the Housewives of Beverly Hills is that my husband knows I am a slut. He loves that I get high and turn into a complete whore. With these devastating wildfires, I have been getting fucked up more than usual. As I was doing a line of coke off a mirror, I looked out my window and saw my gardener with his teen son. I started thinking how hot it would be to have them both at the same time. I do my husband and one of my sons all the time. It is good father and son bonding time to share a woman together. I invited them upstairs. The father doesn’t speak much English, but the son is fluent because he goes to public school. When I unzipped daddy’s pants and started sucking his big brown dick, he understood what I was trying to tell him. I was on my sofa in the sitting area of my bedroom sucking daddy’s dick as he stood behind the couch. I told his son to fuck my ass. Young boys love a nice ass, especially a trashy milf ass. His young hard brown dick was so far up my ass, he pushed me down deeper on his daddy’s cock. Daddy was speaking in Spanish in between the moaning. The son was just moaning and telling me how tight my ass felt on his dick. When they started speaking Spanish to each other, it turned me on further. I loved that they were talking dirty to each other about me. I don’t know what they said, but when they each busted a large load of cum inside me, I knew they were satisfied. I need to find new gardeners, because these two are going to be my daytime lovers until I get bored.
Dirty phone sex girls have the best experiences. I have done all the taboo things your wife won’t even consider. That is why women like me do so well in this kind of business. I guess you could consider me a phone sex wife. I am the ultimate taboo fantasy, because I encourage incest. I also encourage and support any and all kinds of kinky fetishes. In my home, we each have our own kink. It is no secret that I enjoy boy cock, coke and being watched. I am also a cum whore. My husband had a holiday party this weekend for some business associates. I was happy to be the naughty hostess. I wanted something special from each man there. I wanted them to cum in a pitcher. I wasn’t suggesting that they jack off in the pitcher. That would be rude. I am a good host. I blew them and gave out hand jobs like they were candy. I told our guests that I needed jizz for the family eggnog. I don’t use eggs in our special holiday drink. When the men learned that my young daughters would be drinking their sperm, many donated twice. I am a cum dumpster, raising a family of cum dumpsters. Milk does a body good, especially man milk. Want to feed my slutlkins some of your milk?
Furry friends phone sex? We just got a new addition to our family. He has four legs, came from the pound and has not yet been fixed. He has been humping everyone’s legs. He is worse than a teen boy. He is set to be neutered next week. My daughters begged for a pet for Christmas. We all were ready for a new addition. As a family we went o the pound to save one from death row, we saw this face and fell in love. The face we fell in love with, however, was in the girl’s section, but turned out to be a boy placed on the wrong side. We knew he had to be a horny devil in with all those girls for a few days. This morning, I was woken up by moaning sounds from my middle daughter’s room. My husband was not in bed with me, so I thought perhaps he was getting some baby girl pussy to take care of his morning wood. I was shocked but aroused to see our daughter on all fours of her bedroom getting fucked by our newest family member. My husband had heard the noise too and got up to see what was going on. He had his dick out and was stroking his morning wood to some furry friend action. Soon the entire family was watching as my daughter was being a nasty freak on her pink shag rug with our four legged family member. He nutted inside of her, but he was clearly still horny. Maybe he found the right home. Lots of insatiable girls in this household. We all took a turn with our new best friend while the men enjoyed watching. We are rethinking having him neutered. I think everyone in this family, wants our newest addition horny all the time.
I love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy. My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.
Seeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.
Freaky phone sex is what I do best. I love shock value. Sometimes, you just need to give folks a jolt. My husband and I were at a swank affair this week. The kind of event you must dress elegantly and talk like you have an Ivy league education. I can pretend with the best of them. I was so bored. I ducked into a closet and did a few lines of coke. I promised my husband I would be good and not party, but he promised me a good time too and that clearly wasn’t happening. When I am high, I get wild. Well, I should say I get wilder. I emerged from the closet determined to have fun. I grabbed this teen boy in a tux who looked equally bored and pushed him in the closet where I did some coke earlier. Turns out he was a Senator’s son. Oops. But, he was down to fuck a trashy milf in a supply closet while his folks bamboozled others out of money for his charity. My husband feels the need to be charitable with people in power so that he can call on favors if his whore wife gets herself in trouble like tonight. We got busted in the closet. I was on my knees in my pretty dress blowing the first son of senator. It was the senator’s wife, the boy’s mother who busted me. At first, she was screaming, but when his cock came out of my mouth and she saw how huge it was she came into the closest and shut the door. She watched her boy fuck me in the ass. She even played with her pussy. She didn’t have to say a word, I know she went from shock to approval when she saw her son’s massive cock. He banged the shit out of me too. I told my husband we don’t need to support the senator anymore because I have his wife in my back pocket now. And, hopefully his son in my ass again soon.
I have a sloppy wet pussy this morning. Why? Because I have been masturbating all morning. Seriously, I can’t stop fucking my cunt. My oldest daughter got me a present last night. It is this big black suction cup dildo. She has one just like it. We gave the boys in the house quite the show this morning. While other people were in church, my family was having an orgy. The boys get extremely hard and aroused seeing me play with my daughter. She is the oldest and the only one, not their father’s. I was pregnant with her when my husband stole me away from the dingy trailer in rural West Virginia where I was held captive by my parents. She is in her 20s and my only legal age offspring. She is also about to make me a grandma. Daddy and I are so excited too. That means another slutkin in the house to play with and pimp out! My daughter is super horny now. It happens to pregnant women, but since she is such a slut already, she is fucking 24/7 now. None of the boys in the family can keep up. I’m in my sexual prime as a trashy MILF, so no one can keep up with me either. That is why she got us those big black dildos. We spent all morning cumming. Now that the boys and daddy are awake and hard, we are going to enjoy the real thing! Have you ever fucked pregnant pussy? You don’t know what you are missing!
This trashy milf has a big shoe fetish. There is just something so sexy about being naked in high heels. There is also something sexy about a stiletto heel up your cunt. I went shoe shopping last night. I love cock teasing the shoe salesmen. I shop at high end shoe stores on Rodeo drive where you still get the Pretty Woman treatment. Your bargain basement shoe store at the mall is self service. I want a man waiting on me, sizing my feet and drooling over my pretty feet and bare cunt. I always try on shoes in a short skirt with no panties. I watch the salesman intently until his eyes pop. That is when I know he got a glimpse of my sloppy wet pussy. At this one store I frequent, there are private booths for the customers. We get our own shopper, a private room, and expensive champagne. I had Oscar pour my champagne into my $2,000 pair of Louis Vuitton shoes I just purchased. We drank out of my shoe, then I gave him a show. I broke in my designer shoes fucking my cunt with the heel. H pulled out his cock to stroke it for me. He claimed he had never seen a show like that before, but I found that hard to believe. Whores with money do all sorts of wild things like fucking their cunts with expensive shoes. I would have fucked Oscar, but the heel of my new shoes was much bigger.
