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I have always been one of those people that thought it would be really awesome to have like a party trick. I really never have anything super cool until the other day. Let’s start by saying as an little one and growing up I have always love gummy bears, well I guess I should say gummy anything. Whether it is worms, bears, bottles or anything else you can think of, I was at the candy store drooling. Anyway, so the other day I was getting super trashed, I know no surprise, and a friend of mine brought me an oversized gummy stuff gift basket. Giant gummy bears and gummy worms as a reward for being his dirty white trash slut. Made since when his ass gave the idea to put them in my ass. I went outside and put on a nice show for all the guy at my house. I teased my little ass hole with the tip of the oversized gummy worm first, my pussy got so wet and dripped over my rosebud lubing me up. That guy slid in and out as easy as my big ass dildo I shoved up there all the time. I was not feeling it intense enough so moved to the giant gummy bear. Fucker was so big I could not even get it in. Took me fifteen minutes and then I was working that fucker in and out of my ass hole. Guy that gave it to me let me suck his dick while I gave myself some good ol’ hardcore anal sex with these gummy bears. I realize they were not sex toys, but they are now. I came all over that giant gummy bear and then one of the neighborhood brats paid me 20 bucks so he could eat the cum soaked bear. I love makin easy peasy money.
There is nothing better than a little wake n’ bake while I fuck whoever is in my bed. Shit the way that Mary Jane gets to my head makes me horny as fuck, not that I need the help at all. Let me tell you though when I get that buzz going the feeling of a nice cock touching any part of my body makes my nerve endings explode with mini orgasms. I have a pretty reggie dealer that I usually use but that ass hole went out for a run across the country and forgot to drop off my shit. He recommended this young punk to bring me a stash for a few days. It was whatever, because I did not really know the little jerk, but I heard he was one of those I drop off your shit and stay to smoke some with you kinda guys. Again, not a big deal, but this fucker shows up at my trailer door with a friend of his waving a bong around like ain’t no reason to hide nothing. I pulled him into my house and gave him a big lecture about how I didn’t know shit bout either one of their dumb asses and that was some wack ass shit.
It was cool, scared the fuck out them and then moved the fuck on. Broke up the weed, smelled dank as fuck, and packed it into the bowl for the water bong they brought. Smoked a little bit and then just chilled the fuck out. Next thing I know we are all naked and dude cock is in my mouth. Fuck it, I sucked onto that cock like the cum guzzler I am, jerked the other ass hole off too. Wound up stuffin my cunt with their bongs and smoking from it, fuck it was so hot. When they ripped it the bubbles vibrated my twat and made me cum. They wound up double teamin me, thought they were hot shit. When they came all over my ass they high fived on some gay ass shit. They thought they had accomplished something but I was just the resident cum dumpster at their service. They just made today’s fuck convenient because I did not have to go anywhere and I have not even paid for that shit we smoked. HaHa. Amateurs.
Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.
I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.
I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door take some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.
You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
My girl Destiny called me last night and gave me the ultimate white trash hook up. A friend of hers was not able to make it to a party that she was booked for. She said the guys were loaded but she had something else she had to be working on. Well anyway, Destiny said she could do the job but the guys wanted two girls now. I am not a stripper but I do strip for guys for free. So I was thinking I could go and have some fun with Destiny for the evening and maybe make some tips for rent. So I picked put a real cute outfit and Destiny showed up at my place to pick me up with Karli, another friend of ours. Dudes changed their mind, again. But I was not scared I thought if anything it was going to make the night even more memorable.
When we got there what I thought was going to be the three of us like five guys wound up being the three of us and around 25 horny and ready to go men. Music pumped, we danced and money fell from the sky like rain. I had never seen that much money in my life. We were swimming in it. What was I kidding we even fucked these guys brains out like the three whore amigos sent to save their lonely cocks. We were not like paid whore we were just super fucking cum loving sluts. There just happened to be a lot of coke and alcohol and of course Benjamin. Benjamin and I rarely met to be honest but I always went after him and spent him just as fast. When we left we had so much money we did not know what to do. It was about 4 in the morning and we headed to the Waffle Casa and separated it out. I wound up with 13,000 dollars all to myself as my cut. Destiny got the most for what she called a finder’s fee. I was not hating though, I was so stoked, time to get my party on.
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.
Every once in a while my friends and I will all hop in my car and just take a random road trip or whatever. My favorite part is going to the different back road truck stop dinners and getting a burger. Those places are always crawling with lot lizards running everywhere. My friends and I had gotten a bottle of vodka at the last stop, and because of that I was shit face by the time we got to the next one 2 hours later. I know it is nothing new for me to be shit faced, but what is new is needing to piss so bad and i was despite. I hopped out of the car before the breaks squealed to a haut and ran in to the bathroom. I started unzipping my pants and pulled them down as I hit the stall, I only pissed a little bit in my panties. I took those off and through them in the trash while I sat on the toilet. I giggled to myself as I began to lean a little to the left trying to get the room to stop spinning.
That is when I noticed it, a random hole in the wall next to my corner stall. I looked into it and giggled, there was nothing in there. I was such an idiot for even looking. That was when I saw, or at least thought I saw a big ass cock pop through the hole into my face. I giggled as I extended my index finger towards it, poking it to see if it was real or I was imagining it.
It felt real, I think, so I poked it and began to stoke it in a circular motion. I moaned as I got turned on and reached my hand up my skirt and began to touch myself. When the glory hole rod began to dribble precum from its helmet I sucked my mouth onto it. I continued to suck onto it moving my tight mouth up and down it. I also played with my twat through my panties. I moaned at the thought that the mystery wall go-er was getting the suck of a lifetime.
The cock stiffened and began to throw up into my mouth a rather large heavy load. I tried to take a moment to compose myself and when I turned back to the cock it was gone, replaced by the empty hole again. My friend knocked on the stall door to ask if I was okay. I stumbled to catch my balance as I reached for the stall door. As I climbed back into the car I started to think that I had really day dreamed the entire even. Then I saw him, standing there looking cocky. When I reached up my skirt I could feel my wetness. I should have made that pussy eat my cunt till I came all over his face. Oh well, there is the drive back still.