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Big Dick Sucker Bev is a White Trash Phone Sex Whore

big dick suckerThis big dick sucker gets a lot of practice in being the best cock sucking whore around. Last night my son invited a group of boys over to help me get even more practice. He said it was my Christmas present. Merry Christmas to me. It is that time of the year to be passing out cheer. If a blowjob signifies Christmas time, then it is ALWAYS Christmas time in my trailer. I started my holiday blow bang  off with a bang by doing lines of coke off of young cocks. I do like those pretty shaved or hairless dicks. They are so much more pleasurable to suck, although I would suck Ron Jeremy’s hairy dick because it’s big and I’m just a dirty cum guzzling whore anyway. I convinced the boys to do some white lines too. Cocks on coke means fucking all night long! I went slow in the beginning. I wanted to savor those dicks. I blew each boy individually but the higher I got, the greedier I became so I started shoving two, even three dicks in my mouth at once. More than a mouthful is never enough when you are talking about boy dick; at least not for a white trash phone sex MILF. As the coke kicked in for the boys, they got more aggressive with my mouth too. I got a good skull fucking the higher they got. Soon, I was being drowned in my favorite white substance: CUM. I was one happy cougar. Boy batter is the most tasty thing in the world. I was guzzling the cum down as fast as they were spraying it out of their young big dicks. I gobbled up any jizz that spilled out of my mouth too, even if it was on the floor. I never let coke or cum go to waste.

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Trashy Milf Has a Sloppy Wet Pussy for Her Baby Sister

trashy milfI’m such a trashy MILF. I have a half sister from my father’s 4th marriage to a woman half my age.  I don’t see Katie much. They live in another state, plus I am old enough to be her mother. Katie wanted to come visit me. I thought what the fuck. I have a sister. I should get to know her a little better. She was all grown up since the last time I saw her. Just a barely legal teen girl now, but fucking hot as hell. My son drove us all to dinner with my daughter riding shot gun. Katie had on a short little jean skirt. I could see her cotton panties through the rear view mirror. I wanted my sister so badly. She smelled like a little teen dream. I slipped my hands between her legs to play with her little slit. She had a sloppy wet pussy. I mean she had cum up in that snatch. I can feel the difference between excitement and freshly fucked. I had a go idea who fucked her too. I looked at my son in the rear view mirror and he had it written all over his face. That made me want her more. I kissed her passionately before I slipped on the car floor to eat her cum filled cunt. I buried my tongue in my sister’s barely legal cunt. She moaned so sexily. I don’t think anyone has eaten her pussy like I did. She palmed the back of my head and started convulsing as I licked her to her first orgasm on my face. I gave her several more before we got to The Olive Garden. On the way home, she returned the favor. I squirted all over my baby sister’s face. When we got home, I watched my sister and my son fuck. The funny thing is my son is older than my sister. I’m gonna love having my teen sister around. She is a nasty freak like me.

Trashy MILF: The Power of Old Pussy

trashy milfI am such a trashy MILF! There was a knock bright and early on my door this morning. I was hung over with cum matted in my hair. I looked like dirty old whore. I peeked out the window to see a strapping young man. I yelled, “just a minute” as I fixed my hair and put on some clothes. Sexy clothes of course. The guy was one of those religious dudes who travels spreading the gospel. Well, I was going to spread something for him and it was not God’s word if you know what I mean. I invited him inside. Poor young man was clearly being forced to spend his weekend trying to convert people to his faith. I wanted to convert him into my stud.  I grabbed him between the legs and instructed him  to preach for me.  He was in shock, but hard as a rock. I spread my legs for him, pushing him between my thighs. I told him if he could lick a Bible verse on my clit, I would listen to his spiel. Suddenly, he was no longer interested in talking religion. He wanted to learn how to eat pussy and fuck. I turned that young man into a scholar of cunt licking in an hour. He didn’t even realize he was eating other dudes’ cum out of my pussy. I took his virginity. He now worships at the church of pussy. This old cougar will treat him better than any god. I will make him feel better too. I had him screaming, “Oh Bev, Oh Bev, Oh Bev,” about a dozen times. He just kept getting hard again. It was like I was witnessing a miracle. He would get hard, cum, get hard again and cum again with almost no down time. As many times as he came in a couple hours was a miracle. Or just the power of cougar cunt.

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My Phone Sex Line is 24/7 Anything Goes

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is and always will be anything goes! I am too old for limits. Why not do anything you want? If it feels good, do it is my motto. My momma was a truck stop hooker when I was growing up. Once I was a budding teen girl, I started hooking with her. Turns out guys love mother daughter action. I have a teen daughter myself. She came to me over the weekend with a dilemma. She needed some fast cash to buy this sweet car. The guy agreed to hold it for a couple days for her, but her cock sucking skills only  bought her a few days to come up with the money. I suggested we hook as mommy and daughter for a few days. Certainly we could come up with $4,000. Actually we came up with double that amount. My son is tech savvy. He built us a web page in hours. He also placed ads on escort sites and the Back Pages for our area in Florida. He plastered our pictures all over social media. He acted as our pimp and our body guard as we entertained 13 men in two days. Who knew mommy daughter hookers for hire would bring us so much money? We raked in the dough. We had no taboos either which got us some fat tips. We let one guy piss on us for an hour. Another guys just wanted to stroke his cock while we played with each other. Most of the men wanted to fuck our asses. We had a guy want us to make him a female member of our family. That was fun. We dressed him up and taught him how to suck cock. My son lent his hard cock to the fantasy. We had whore weekend, but made lots of money. My daughter got her car, I got some blow and we gave my son some money too. He spent it on cocaine and strippers. We are one big trashy family.

This Trashy MILF Will Molest Your Boy!

trashy milfI’m such a trashy MILF! I woke up this morning with a lady boner. I was out of blow so I was cranky and horny. Best cure for that is cock. YOUNG cock too. I snuck into the trailer of this stripper who lives a few lots down. She sleeps in the day because she works the graveyard shift. She is quite prude with her son for a dirty dancer. I would see him at the pool over the summer all by himself. I blew him a few times. He is pretty young so his willy isn’t that big yet. But, guess what? Young boys with small peckers fuck you pretty darn good. They rabbit your fuck holes. Sure they pop off quickly, but they reload just as quickly. I knew it was a school holiday today, so I paid him a visit. I felt like one of those molesters that crawls into windows on crime shows and violates the lady of the  house, but I was violating the little boy of the trailer. He was still sleeping when I put my hand over his mouth and grabbed his boy dick. That woke him up. I made the universal quiet motion as I let my hand off his mouth to suck his tiny pecker. Boys that age have no pubes yet. Their dicks are so soft too. Little balls look like raisins. I was under his Captain America comforter giving him head. He was bucking his little pecker in my mouth like a cowboy. He was oozing that boy batter I love so much. I came up for air, saw the smile on his face. I tousled his hair, kissed his chubby cheeks and put his dick in my old pussy. I guided his hand on my clit so he could rub me to a hard cum on his hairless boy cock. He didn’t last long, but neither did I. I slithered back home with a cum filled cunt of boy seed feeling much better.

Cum Guzzling Slut Soccer Mom

cum guzzling slutI’m a cum guzzling slut. I love cum. Boy cum is the best. I swear my momma must have bottle fed me cum to make me like it so much. One of the little trailer park boys I fuck plays on his school’s soccer team. He invited me to come see him play. His parents are crack heads. They never pay him a lick of attention. I give him all he needs! When I saw all those young boys running around in their little shorts, I got juicy between my legs. I wanted a boy bang. I invited them over to my trailer for some Gatorade and pizza. What I really invited them over for was to make me a boy gangbang whore. Boys that age have so much energy. Plus, they love to fuck. They need to fuck. I made a soccer mom porn with 16 young studs. Most of them were virgins too, so you know I have ruined them with my cougar cunt. They ruined me too, however. OMG. The boy spunk I swallowed was the best tasting shit ever. Young boy batter taste sweet and salty. I was doused in it. A few came in my pussy and ass, but most of them just blew their wads on my face. I called up the school the next day so I could volunteer to help the team in any capacity.

Trashy MILF Beverly

trashy milfI have always been a trashy MILF. I cannot see that changing any time soon. I love being THAT woman. You know, the rode hard put away wet kind of broad? My teen son got a job recently. Not a great job, not even one that pays good money, but it is a job he likes. He has this pain in the ass boss who is nothing but a bully, however. I have known the type in my life. Feels threatened by someone younger, so treats that person like shit to make him or herself feel better. My son came home a few weeks ago telling a tale of bullying by the manager. I am a protective mamma bear. Plus, if my son is distracted by work woes, he is not tending to my fuck holes like he should. I put on a slutty outfit and paid his manager a visit. I thought I could persuade him to be nicer to my boy. Guys getting blown and fucked are way nicer to others. His manager was a nerdy boy. Total dweeb. My son is handsome and popular. They were polar opposites. The young manager was likely still a virgin too. I mean he took socially awkward to new heights.  He was flustered around me and definitely hard. He was nervous as I cornered him. I think he thought I was going to beat him up. I am a lover not a fighter. I unzipped his trousers, pulled his cock out and gave him an old fashioned hand job. Clearly I was the first one to ever  touch his dick. He spewed his wad between my fingers with only a few strokes. I grabbed him by his drained balls. “Leave my son alone and we can have more fun,” I told him.  He just nodded yes speechless.  I went home, fucked my son and ever since my visit to his boss, my son has been focused on my pussy and ass. My son is a good mother fucker, so if I have to fuck a teen geek to keep it that way, I am happy to take one for the team.

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexDoes dirty phone sex turn you on? My son sure likes a dirty girl. Listen to this. Friday night we partied like wild animals. My son, a few of his friends, my daughter, a few of her friends, and myself got fucked up on some premium coke I got earlier in the day. I am great at getting the good shit because I let my dealer do whatever kinky thing he wants to me. My motto has always been why pay cash when I can fuck for something? My dealer is a nasty mother fucker too. He likes his white women on their knees doing whatever the fuck he tells them. Normally, I am not really submissive, but to score free drugs, I would let four legged beasts train me.  My dealer had something similar in mind. I was pretty fucked up on some Molly my daughter gave me when I arrived at his house. He wanted me to be a gangbang whore to his friends. Just not his friends with two legs if you know what I mean. A dick is a dick, right? He had a roving pack of beasts that needed some release.  I was on all fours being mounted one after another by my dealer’s pals with four legs. My ass got reamed and creamed. I came back home with a dirty ass and some top shelf blow. I told my son and daughter what a nasty freak I had been; I just left off the part about the folks training my ass had four legs. Well my daughter and son are cum guzzling whores. They were between my legs licking up the mess in my ass immediately. They both commented that the cum tasted not like most jizz that’s been in my ass before. I laughed, but kept my dirty little secret. I was an anal sex cougar all weekend to the 2 legged kind afterwards. What they don’t know, won’t hurt them anyway, right? Plus, they know I am a dirty whore.

My Phone Sex Line is for Nasty Phonesex

phone sex lineWhen you call my phone sex line,  you never know what you may get. I am usually high as fuck. Depending on what my poison selection of the day, I may be extra raunchy. Me super raunchy? I know hard to believe right? I had a busy phone weekend. In fact, I was on the phone for so long Sunday, I ran out of party supplies. I can’t function sober. I shouldn’t have too. Modern technology is such, however, that I am just a text or an email away from whatever I need.  I texted my drug dealer that I needed a big bag of cocaine ASAP. To sweeten the pot a bit, I told him he could listen to me talking incest with a caller who loves hearing about my dirty past with my daughter and son, as well as the P escapades I have with the school boys in my neighborhood. My dealer loves that nasty phonesex stuff. He has been over a couple times when things got pretty extreme. Instead of being embarrassed, he was turned on. My dealer listened in for a few minutes before pulling out his big black cock. He was trying to get me to suck it on my call. I mean its live phone chat; be kind of hard to pause my caller so I could give head to my dealer. My dealer then put some coke on his cock and dangled it under my nose like a carrot. My caller wouldn’t mind the sound effects I told myself. I just talked with my mouth full. Full of big black dick. My caller got to listen first hand to what a dirty whore I really am. Not sure if he realized the sounds I was making were real or not. I certainly love having a drug dealer that makes emergency house calls. Of course he was rewarded well too. He got to listen this trashy MILF talk dirty, got his cock sucked and he got to fuck me. Who says crime doesn’t pay?