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So, last night my son and I were watching a hardcore orgy porn. We both enjoy watching dirty old cougars like me get gang banged and fucked hard. I have never shied away from rough sex. My pussy was built to take a pounding. In fact, I don’t know why some folks think women are the weaker sex. You kick a man in the nut sack and he is a blubbering mess. A pussy, however, was built to take a pounding. My son and I were doing lines of coke and Tequila shots watching this porn when we had to fuck. Does anyone get through a full porn movie anyway? I mean 10 minutes into this movie and my son’s cock was up my ass giving me hardcore anal sex. Perhaps it was that I was high as fuck and drunk as fuck, but I wanted my shit box fucked so hard my son got a dirty dick. He likes fucking dirty too. I am not sure when he did it, but he texted a few of his friends to come over because his mother was horny and needing more than one cock. Hell, that is any day of the week. His friends showed up with more blow, beer and hard cocks. Needless to say, I am sitting on a bag of frozen peas today, but I love that hurt so good feeling.
I am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!
I’m a cum dumpster. I love cum. All my favorite things begin with the letter C: cum, cock and cocaine. Last night, I got all three. Merry Christmas to me. I was down at the truck stop looking to party. Truck drivers are always looking to party with an old whore like me. Everyone knows truckers have the best blow too. I knew my usual hook up, Big D, was on the road. He is not due into town until Saturday, but this time of year there are always more truckers than usual sleeping for a few hours at the truck stop. My skanky ass walked around until I found a guy that made my old twat wet. I found this hot man traveling with his son. Father and son? Fuck yes. I am just the dirty whore to do that. They invited me into their cab. Junior is off school for a few weeks and traveling with his dad to kill time. No better way to kill time than with a trashy milf. I did lines of coke with dad and fucked junior. Dad was a dirty sort. He stroked his cock watching me make his son a man. I wasn’t sure what he was more turned on seeing what I did to his boy or watching his son’s young cock. It didn’t matter. I don’t judge. I was having a hot time even if daddy was gay for his son. As I rode Junior’s cock reverse cowgirl, daddy put his throbbing rod in my mouth. I was going to take father and son cum loads at once. I bet your wife can’t brag about something like that. I am a big dick sucker, so daddy’s dick went all the way down my throat. As junior was filling up my cunt, daddy was filling up my belly. Merry Christmas indeed.
Dirty phone sex whore is what guys call me. Callers always underestimate me. They call me asking about my taboos and when I tell them I have none, they don’t seem to believe me until they do a call with me and find out just how dirty I can be. I am the daughter of a whore. My momma turned tricks in our trailer to support us. I started helping her with Johns before I finished high school. I was raised understanding that sex sells, and nothing should hinder the profit making off my body. I have always been the woman other women warn their men about. I love being a trashy milf. I am like Pamela Smart without the husband killing! I party with the young school boys. I let them do things to me other women forbid them to do like anal sex, watersports, cocaine, gang bangs and bukkake parties. I want to have fun, so I party like a whore. I didn’t follow in my mom’s footsteps exactly. I don’t take money for sex. I do take drugs for sex, however. I like to fuck, and I like to party. My mom fucked for money for us to survive. I make good money being a phone sex whore, so I can enjoy my time off the phone fucking for pleasure. I am just as dirty off the phone as I am on the phone. Last night, I entertained about 20 teen boys. My daughter occasionally babysat one of the boys, so I have known him since he was in diapers. He is all grown up now. He confided in me last week that he and his friends had a dirty fantasy about circle jerking on a cougar. I told him to bring his friends over last night for a bukkake party. Nothing warms up a milf body on a cold night like a gallon of boy cum. They are coming back tonight to fuck and get high.
White trash phone sex is for men who like a redneck woman. I am no fancy talker. I barely graduated high school and when I did, I was pregnant. The father of my son is not my ex-husband, but a teacher I banged to be able to graduate. My reputation as trailer trash in my community goes back decades. I was a trouble maker as a teen girl. My mother was a whore and we would turn tricks together. Sex sells. I would use the money I made whoring to score coke. I have no regrets in my youth. I partied and fuck hard. I still do too. Thirty some years after high school, I am still fucking guys I am not supposed to and getting high. Just now, I can’t get preggers. Men love that they can cum in me and not become a daddy. My high school reunion was last week. I almost didn’t go, but I thought why the fuck not. I couldn’t believe it, but Mr. Fetcko was there. That is the teacher who banged me up against his desk after school for a year. He is in his 70s now and retired, but still has an eye for the young ones. I took my son and daughter to the reunion and that old pervert was all over my daughter like a cheap suit. You should have seen his expression when he met my son. He knew he was the baby daddy with just one look. I never went after him for support, because I married a trucker the next year. Mt Fetcko had a hard on for my daughter. I think he was hoping she was his fuck trophy too, but she is my ex-husband’s girl. At least I think so. I told him if he wanted to fuck my daughter, he had to fuck me too. Old geezer followed us to a bathroom and fucked us both with his old dick. He had gray pubes, but his dick had no issues getting hard. Of course, he was fucking a hot trashy milf and her daughter. We could get a dead guy hard.
I’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that. I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.