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Cum Guzzling Slut for Easter

cum guzzling slutI was a cum guzzling slut for Easter. What did you do? My son and his friends came over for an Easter egg hunt. They came in those plastic eggs and hid them all around the trailer for this old cum loving skank to find. It was like a special Cadbury egg without the chocolate. I would find a plastic egg, unscrew it and lick out the creamy treat left inside. They left me two dozen eggs that they hid all lover the trailer. It was super hot and extra dirty. Drinking all that cum made me want more. I wanted a cum filled cunt too. My son and his friends were happy to fuck me so I could have more cum. I was drinking cum a few hours old, but the cum they deposited in my pussy was fresh, so I pissed it out and licked it off the floor. I am such a dirty old cum whore. Proud to be one too. Cum does a body good. It certainly has never failed me.

Trashy MILF Uber Ride

trashy milfI am such a trashy milf. I picked up a coed last night. Technically, I picked her up, but she made the first move. She was drunk and hopped in my Uber ride by mistake. The driver was trying to tell her she had to wait because this Uber was occupied. She was drunk and sort of obnoxious about it. I told the driver it was fine. We could take her where she needed to go, and it could be put on my bill. He was like it doesn’t work that way. When I pulled out a $50, he shut the fuck up. The girl said her name was Brandy. It might have been Sandy, not sure because she was slurring. She reminded me of my daughter. She started finger banging my cunt. She was the aggressor, so I went with it. I pushed her head between my legs and had her lick my sloppy wet pussy. She started slurping on my cunt like a lesbo sorority girl. I was grinding her face in my twat so hard I almost choked her. The Uber driver was getting another tip because he was watching in the rear view mirror and stroking his cock. I was loving this drunk sorority girl’s cunt licking skills. I came on her face, then we flipped positions because I wanted to eat her young bald pussy. She kept calling me mom, which made the entire encounter fucking hotter. I guess it was my lucky night because a hot drunk coed walked right into my Uber ride. Pretty sure, the Uber driver was saying the same thing. He got a $50 tip, got paid for the ride and got to watch a drunk girl fucking a dirty old whore. My guess is his Prius smells like pussy and his cock is still hard.

Trashy MILF

trashy milfThis trashy milf was minding her own business this morning. I was not looking for trouble, but trouble found me. There was a knock at my door. When I answered it, I was in a t-shirt and panties. Usually, when someone is at my door, they are there to get high or fuck, but usually both. It was a young boy, but he was selling something for the Boy Scouts. I saw fresh meet. I saw a cute boy who could use the tutelage of an old cougar. I pulled him inside under the premise that I needed to get my wallet. I came back naked and watched him pop a woody in his uniform. “Ever seen a naked woman, son,” I inquired?  He was speechless. I walked over to him, pulled his dick out and gave him his first blowjob. That lead to his first pussy. My sloppy wet pussy was happy to welcome his cock inside her. He had no clue what he was doing, but I taught him. He didn’t last long, but it was his first time. I bought some of his nuts after I busted his nuts for the first time. I told him to come back every day because he has a lot to learn still.

Phone Sex Line for Cock Sucking

phone sex lineMy phone sex line was full of cock sucking yesterday. My son crashed at my place the night before. He was hiding from his drug dealer. He owed him some money. He knows he can stay here when ever he wants. My son loves his druggy whore mother. No one has ever sucked or fucked him better than me. I had an early work start time the next morning. We had been up late fucking and partying. I figured he would sleep in. He needs more sleep than me. But he woke up with a big hard cock and needed his mommy’s help. He needed my help all day too. That was good for my cock sucking callers. Instead of a dildo, I was downing my son’s hard rod. He has always enjoyed listening to my side of the calls. I have long been trying to convince him to join the company, but he doesn’t want to be naked on the Internet. Personally, I think a real-life mother and son could make bank as a phone sex couple. He can’t be heard on calls since he doesn’t work here, but pretty sure callers know when a trashy milf if is sucking on a dildo or the real thing. Think you can tell the difference?

Druggy Phone Sex

druggy phone sexDruggy phone sex whores have the best stories. I think coke or what ever your drug of choice is frees the mind. It is important to have an open mind when it comes to sex. I did some blow with a friend of mine last night. I was over in her trailer because she has a broken leg. She is a stripper and fell off the stage. I know, right? Ouch. Anyway, I brought her the best pain medicine around-cocaine. Her son is staying with her a week while she recovers. He is 18. He is in college, but he is on Spring break. It was perfect timing. We got high and well, she was feeling good and I was feeling her son. I was literally feeling her son. I had his cock out and I was stroking it. When she realized what I was doing, she was in shock. She is a stripper and a druggy whore; I don’t get why she doesn’t fuck her son. He is handsome and his cock is a decent size. He is no big black cock, but my guess was he had an ample 7-inches. I slobbered all over his cock as I grabbed my friend’s hand and put it on her son’s dick. I told her to lighten up. I mean he is legal age. She sells her pussy for money. She strips for strangers. She does lines of coke. Why not fuck your son too? I am a taboo phonesex freak, so you know I encouraged her to fuck her boy. It worked. I don’t know if it was the coke, the pain meds or seeing me love on her son’s cock, but I got her to fuck him. And, now I don’t know who is happier, her son or her. I just love bringing mommies and sons together.

Big Dick Sucker and Big Dick Fucker

big dick suckerWhen you are a big dick sucker, you get a reputation. The guys and the boys with big dicks show up at your door all the time. Normally, I am sucking down big black cocks. Not because I don’t fuck white guys because I do; it is because I live in a black neighborhood. Last night around 1 am, there was a loud knock on my door. I was up partying. I answered the door naked, with cum running down my legs from the black cock gang bang earlier. It was a teen boy. He was alone. He looked familiar, but I wasn’t sure. Turned out he was a boy I fucked last year a few times on his way to catch the school bus. He had grown in that short of time a lot and in all the right places. I was happy to see how much bigger his cock had grown since then. That was one hell of a growth spurt. He told me he had an erection that wouldn’t go away. Come to discover, he had taken one of his grandpa’s Viagra. Poor baby was in pain. I brought him inside and took care of his painful erection. I drained him with my pussy, my mouth and my ass. Three cums wasn’t enough, so I gave him a prostate exam to drain him completely. That did the trick. He came so hard with my finger up his ass, but he needed it. I told him Viagra was for old men with dick issues. He doesn’t need Viagra. This trashy milf told him to come back anytime for a thorough ball draining. Anytime I can help a young mam drain his balls, is a good day for me. It was win-win because on Viagra he was more of a sex machine than Peter North.

BBC Sex Stories from an Old Whore

bbc phone sexEveryone who knows me, knows I have a lot of BBC sex stories to share. I am a black cock whore. Black men love a tiny blonde cougar. It’s the contrast in size and color, but it is also that women like me can take big dicks. Even though I am tiny, I can take a monster cock in my holes. My favorite black lover is Big D. He has a huge mamba snake tucked in his trousers.  He is my favorite big black cock. He gapes my old ass and old pussy. Plus, he has the best blow. He travels to Texas often and he gets some blow from Mexico and that shit is primo powder. Mexicans know how to make cocaine and black men know how to fuck. Last night, Big D was in town and wanted to hook up. He pounded my ass and pussy for hours. He was tired of the lot lizard sex whores he had encountered on his trip. He said none of them could handle his cock like me. The secret to taking his big black dick is cocaine. You must be high to take 12-inches of dark thick meat up your back door. I can take every inch when I am high. It helps numb the sensation. I love having a sore ass, however. I am a nasty freak. I don’t want to make love. I want to fuck down and dirty. Think you have what this old cougar needs?

I am a Creampie Slut

creampie slutI am a dirty creampie slut. My daughter came home from being gangbanged and all I could think about was eating her cunt. She was sore as fuck. She has this kinky sugar daddy that wanted to share her with some business associates. She is addicted to his money, so she agreed. She was in discomfort. I know I should have been more concerned with her sore holes than sucking the cum out of her pussy, but I am a cum junkie first, mommy second. I went gentle on her used holes with my tongue and lips. I wanted her to feel good while I got my jizz fix. I have never minded sloppy seconds. I cleaned her holes up. It was a win win for us both. I made her feel better, and I got to be a cum guzzling slut. I love that I have raised a daughter to be as nasty as me.

I am Such a Dirty Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterGuys ask me all the time how big of a cum dumpster I am. Let me tell you what a cum slut I am. I was entertaining a bunch of guys last night. It was a good mix of men and boys, both black and white. Some were even father and son. It was me and 16 guys crammed in my trailer fucking all night. As you can imagine, I was coated in cum inside and out afterwards. I never let cum go to waste My mom taught me that cum was yummy when I was young. I have been a cum eating whore ever since. I squatted over a pitcher and pissed the cum out. I even pushed the cum out of my ass too.  I had cum in my hair, so I rung out the cum chunks in my hair. I flicked it off my tits and face and I had a pitcher full of cum in no time. I have guzzled down a pitcher of cum before. What I did last night, however, was make cum cubes. I poured it into ice cube trays and froze it. I love popping a few in my mouth or my beer. A cum whore like me can never get enough jizz.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Beverly is my nickname around town. It don’t mind me none. I like being known as the dirty fuck slut of Florida. No matter where I go, people know me. Word gets around fast in a small Florida town. I crashed a party last night.  I was in the good part of town and heard music and saw the cars. I knew what was going on. I know the signs of a party. No one turns down a woman at a party. Even though I wasn’t on the guest list, I walked right into the house. It was a mansion. All the trailers in my trailer park could have fit in there. The security dude thought I was the stripper. The party needed me. It looked boring as fuck. It was boring as fuck until I got on top of the bar and stripped. That stuffy old money party needed me. Suddenly, all eyes were on me. Some looked on in shock, some in awe and a few in dismay. Some of the old broads didn’t want me there, but when old dicks started getting hard, I knew I wasn’t leaving. I passed around blow because it is the next best thing to Viagra for getting old dicks hard. Next thing I knew, I was a gangbang whore at some old money party on the good side of town. I don’t normally crash a geriatric party, but I didn’t know it was a bunch of old folks partying. I put the party in their party. It was a dud until I brought the pussy and the coke.