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When my son was younger, he often asked who his daddy was because he knew he looked nothing like his father. I am a trailer trash whore. We are not the kind of women to be faithful to one man. When, my husband started to wonder if he was the daddy or not, I knew splitsville was on the horizon. I kicked my husband to the curb and made my son the man of the house. He was all I needed anyway. He is all grown up now, but I groomed him early on to take care of mommy’s needs. I explained that I divorced daddy because he could not treat me properly in the bedroom. I put a lot of responsibility on my son when he was young, but he was up for the challenge. And boy did he take care of his trashy milf momma. I am the sexual deviant I am today thanks to how well my son spoiled me when he was younger. He would crawl into bed with me in the morning with his hard, young dick pressed up against my back. He would lick and finger me until I had several good cums. Every day for decades, I had a boy in the house fucking, licking and fingering me whenever I wanted. I was grateful. I always had a high libido and if my loser husband was not going to satisfy me, at least I had a son who would. He would bring me friends from school too like a perfect wingman. My son is still taking care of me. Yesterday, was the first day of school and he knew how sad I was that school is virtual this semester. That means I have no young boys waiting for the bus outside my trailer. That was how I picked up boys. I cannot go a day without fucking. My son helped me get over my lack of boy cock on the first day of school. In fact, he vowed to come over every morning and fuck me before he heads to work. I have the best son.
I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
A trailer trash whore never goes long without cock, not even during a pandemic. I am in Florida. No one seems to care anyway. I mean, I want to be safe from something that could affect my cock sucking abilities, but I will not live in fear. And, I will not let anything keep me from sucking dick or fucking. I asked my son to come over. He came as summoned and brought a friend. Double my pleasure. I will still go out later and get some big black cocks, but my son is pretty hung. I think my ex-husband is not his daddy. I mean my ex had about a 5-inch dick and my son is about 9-inches. I whored around on my husband. I am not the monogamous type. I will always need cock in my life. Black cock, white cock, brown cock, I do not discriminate. I am a cock connoisseur. This morning, my son and his friend started my day off with a bang. A blow bang fit for a porn star. Fuck coffee. Nothing wakes this old whore up better than a few jizz bombs to the face and down the throat. My son and his pal were stiff as boards too. There was a lot of back up in those balls. That is why my son comes to his big dick sucker mama. I drain boys with no games. They do not have to drop a dime on me to get me to drop to my knees. Him and his friends were hanging last night with some cock teasing 20 somethings. Those girls drained their wallets but not their cocks. A woman like me, only drains cocks. I was happy to take their cum. I took their cum a few times too. No one drains cocks better than an old whore.
I am a blonde fucking whore. I will go down on a man anywhere anytime. My car is out of commission for a few days while I wait on my mechanic to get a part. When you look like me, you can get a ride. I put on some daisy dukes and a tube top. Wore some high heels too. And I hitched a ride. It felt like the 70s when no one thought twice about picking up a hitchhiker. Guys were stopping for me left and right. I almost caused an accident. I took a ride from Ron. He was a middle-aged white man who looked like he needed a good blowjob. I was trying to get to the truck stop to score some blow, but when I saw this man, I acted like I just needed to get home. I wanted to give him head. I wanted to fuck him. I do not fuck men my age often. He was nice to me too. He did not treat me like a trailer trash whore. I think he was just a kind lonely man and I wanted to blow his socks off. I invited him inside my trailer. I made him a drink and gave him head. I think it was a first hearing that I did not have to give him a blowjob. I live in a tit for tat community. If I want some coke, I must take some cock. If I take a lift from someone, I must do something in return. So, I gave him the best head of his life. At 58, he never came in a woman’s mouth. I am no woman. I am a whore. I did not care that he was married. His wife has neglected his cock for almost 40 years. I slipped a finger up his ass because I knew a prostate orgasm would better drain his balls. He almost blew a whole in the back of my head with his cum load. He needed that more than I did. It was charity. I can go get some coke and BBC at the truck stop later.
I am a trailer park granny. I am the trashy milf respectable mothers warn their sons to avoid. I make no apologies for being a horn dog. I love to fuck. Age never stopped me from fucking someone. This virtual schooling has fucked up my world. No more young boys in front of my trailer waiting on a school bus. Today my daughter came over with a couple young boys. She has picked up some babysitting gigs with schools being out and folks going back to work. She is just like her whore mommy, a horny fuck. While the two boys watched Saturday morning cartoons, I helped my daughter out with a problem. She had not cum in a few days. I cannot go a day without cumming, LOL. I got out her favorite dildo and started fucking her cunt while the boys watched TV. I edged her so she would have a better cum. When she would get close to cumming, I pulled out the dildo and shoved a finger or tongue up her twat. The boys suddenly cared less about cartoons. They had little chubby dicks and wanted to help their babysitter cum. You know this trailer trash whore never cares about age. Her pussy was super wet. I let the boys taste her. She begged me to make her cum. I could have eaten her pussy or fingered her just right until she exploded. I decided to let her cute little charges fuck her instead. I rubbed her clit while their hairless peckers penetrated her wet pussy. They could not make her cum with what they had, but a little extra help from mommy and she was squirting all over their faces. With my daughter as my wingman, I think I can still have fun with little ones despite schools being closed.
When you are a blonde fucking whore, every man loves you and every woman hates you. Truth. I have a hard time staying away from nice cock, even when it is married to a friend. I love to fuck. And men love to fuck me. I was at my friend’s anniversary party. They have been married 25 years. I did not last 2 years as a wife. In my defense, I did not hit on my friend’s husband at their anniversary party. I just did not stop him when he hit on me. We were both drunk. He corned me in the bathroom, pulled out a cock I was not expecting, and I did what I do. I showed off my whore skills. I let him finger bang me. I sat on the edge of the sink with my legs spread and he shoved damn near every finger up my cunt. Felt pretty amazing too. I was squirting. He told me he always wanted to fuck me, but he thought I only did black guys. I laughed because my friend told us a bunch of lies to keep us apart. I mean a woman should not have to go through such lengths to keep her friend and her husband from fucking. But I am not most friends. I am a trailer trash whore who cannot say no to a big cock. My friend told me her husband for 25 years had a small cock and was a lousy lay. That is because she knows I am a size queen. I figured he was a good provider if she stayed with him this long. I know it was wrong to fuck him, especially on their 25th wedding anniversary but damn, his cock was huge, and he made me cum so hard. I rarely fuck men my age, but he was not like men my age. He has no dick issues and he is not out chasing pussy half his age either. When it came time to sing Happy Anniversary and help blow out a cake, I had my friend’s husband’s cum running down my leg. I may have a lost a friend, but I gained a big dicked lover.